Hard Factor

Latest Episodes:

Hard Factor 4/4: Steve Wynn Is In Trouble, Is Uganda Safe?, Bees Are The Worst/Best, Lightening Round, WEIGHT LOSS FINALE!! Apr 04, 2019

Show notes

Ever had a manicure that got you just a little too excited that you do something illegal? Well that's what happened to Steve Wynn, who is being accused of raping and impregnating a woman who gave him a very special manicure inside his hotel, and he thinks its all a conspiracy against him....Ok Steve.... A man and his dog were attacked by hundreds of bees in their home after the bees penetrated the abode through a hole in the wall, and while the man escaped with only hundreds of bee stings, his dog, who likely tried to bite every single bee, had a different outcome. An American woman and her safari drivers, who maybe or maybe not were in on the job, were abducted at gunpoint while on safari and the kidnappers demanded $500,000 in ransom for HER safe return. So Uganda deployed its most "elite" police force to find them. Good luck lady! LIGHTENING ROUND: - President Trump Hates Wind Energy -Olivia Jade Is Still Hot, Who Cares What Happens to Her Mom -TSA About To Make Our Lives A LOT Easier AND FINALLY OUR QUEST TO BE MUCH LESS UN-SEXY HAS ENDED, FIND OUT HOW MUCH WE ALL LOST AND JUST HOW EASY IT IS TO DO THE SAME WITH YOUR LIFE!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 4/3: Trump Had an Electric Day, Tiger Salesman Joe Exotic Is In Trouble, South Carolina Mega Church Threatens to "Cut" Anyone Who Crosses Them Apr 03, 2019

Show notes

Trump said on Tuesday: "If we don't make a deal with Congress, the border's going to be closed. 100 percent." Not only does Trump want action now from Congress, he cut foreign aid for Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras, basically saying why would we aid them if they send caravans at us?? Your move congress. Also...the Republican Party is now the Party of Healthcare. Whatever that means. In other Trump news, he keeps saying that his father was born in Germany when convenient. Joe Exotic is a former Oklahoma gubernatorial candidate, zookeeper, and tiger salesperson. He was convicted on Tuesday as part of an attempted murder-for-hire plot. His target? Carole Baskin, the founder of the Big Cat Rescue animal center who repeatedly criticized Exotic Joe's treatment of the animals, which is not something Joe could let fly. A Greenville, SC newspaper has been getting a little too up-in-the-business of the non-denominational Relentless Mega Church; and it's pastors DO NOT LIKE THAT. They are so offended that the newspaper has been doing things like, questioning their obvious embezzlement, that they have been saying things like “I cut people. I got a knife right in that pocketbook,” during their sermons... FYI the woman pictured above drives a $200k Lambo. Which, you know, is totally normal for a preacher.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 4/2: Baltimore Mayor Goes PG the Wire, Wes Has Your Brexit Update and Method Acting Kid Makes Heath Ledger Look Like a Pussy Apr 02, 2019

Show notes

The Mayor of Baltimore is corrupt. Any questions? There's Michelangelo, Mozart, Maya Angelou, the Beatles and Wes. If you haven't heard Hard Factor Wes describe Brexit then you haven't experienced art. Go grab a nice bottle of Argentinian Malbec, light some candles, take a bubble bath and listen to Wes break down Brexit in a way that makes you feel like you're an MP. Have you ever starred in a play? Well then don't judge Jake Wascher who was just trying to act his dick off. Turns out our boy Jake is a bit o' a method actor and turns out his method is extreme violence. Jake stabbed two of his co-actors multiple times while all the other pussy actors stood around in shock and then took off like Dr. Richard Kimball from the Fugitive. The Fugitive is one of the best movies of all time and we'll leave you at that.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HARD FACTOR 4/1: Joe Biden's Patented Whisper-Kiss, Chick-fil-A "Persecuted," and a Saga from Australia about a Flatulent Boss Apr 01, 2019

Show notes

A former Nevada assembly-member has come out alleging that Joe Biden is overly-handsy, and now people are compiling the extensive evidence… Recent decisions at airports to ban Chick-fil-A from the premises have many crying bigotry. We're pretty sure that these airport owners are bigoted towards customers not being able to eat on Sundays. A man in Australia sued for over $1 Million for being repetitively farted on and harassed by his former boss. A real stinky situation for this fella to say the least, listen for the full details. … Lightning Round of Other Headlines: Nipsey Hussle shot and killedBorder closures coming??AOC hard to get ahold ofNo Limits Construction's Bookkeeper WoesElon Musk Harambe Tribute, and more

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 3/29: Bonus Episode!!! We Talk Prior Personal Arrests... Mar 29, 2019

Show notes

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 3/28: Wes Still Doesn't Understand Brexit, Special Olympics: Cancelled, NYC Socialite Scammer Is The Worst, Plus a Weight Loss Update Mar 28, 2019

Show notes

Theresa May said she will step down as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom if her Brexit proposal passes. Essentially everyone hates Theresa May, and she's all "you want me to quit? I'll quit" JUST like Robert The Bruce in Braveheart, but you gotta fight for her one last time (in reality Robert Bruce became the King of Scots, at least according to Mel Gibson's history book). Donald Trump and Billionaire Department of Education head Betsy DeVos had to cut some money from the budget so they decided the Special Olympics was a good place to start. They cut $18 million from those poor kid's budget. They didn't stop there, they also slashed funding for books for the blind (which honestly makes sense). But don't worry, DeVos donated a portion of her government salary to the Special Olympics last year, or as she calls is her "per diem." A couple fun facts about DeVos... Anna Sorokin is a "NYC Socialite" who was in court yesterday for grand larceny and theft of services charges because she swindled various people and businesses out of $275,000 in a 10-month romp which started with free world travel and ended with her in Rikers Island. She was parading around New York claiming to be a German heiress, when in reality her father was a truck driver who also ran a heating-and-cooling business. Also, she fell asleep in the court room today because the proceedings "were just too bland" (fake socialite accent). Lightning Round: - AOC has a serious rant - Facebook BANS White Nationalism - Boeing is working on it

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 3/27: Update From Capitol Hill (Obama Care, Veto, Green New Deal, Mueller Report), Arby's Worker Murders Customer Mar 27, 2019

Show notes

An Arby's manager from Tulsa Oklahoma is being charged with 1st degree murder after chasing down a customer who spit in her face during an altercation at her restaurant. The 25 year old woman allegedly chased down the man in her car and shot him in the torso with her unlicensed .45 caliber handgun. She then returned to work as if nothing happened...what a hard worker!!! Little update from Capitol Hill where Obamacare is once again at the forefront of the Democratic Parties hopes to beat Donald Trump in 2020, AOC's Green New Deal suffers a crushing defeat, The Mueller Report will soon be available for public consumption, and somebody please send Trump a Veto Gong, cause he really wants to smash it. Lightning Round: - Charges Against Jussie Smollett dropped and we don't know why - Conor McGregor being charged with rape in Ireland - Woman kicks Marine out of her wedding for looking better than her - Boeing 737 Max 8 in more trouble

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 3/26: Ave-Naw-T-Boy , Bad Week For Weed, Kid at Work Doses Everyone with LSD Mar 26, 2019

Show notes

Michael Avenatti is a world class scumbag. The guy doesn't pay child support, rips off every business partner he ever had, makes an announcement saying he's no longer defending porn stars, and now it turns out embezzled money from his client, falsified tax returns and extorted NIKE (Allegedly). This greasy bald bastard is facing up to 97 years in prison and our thoughts are just hook is ass off the face of the earth with a giant cane and launch him into outer space. Not a great week for weed. That's not a sentence that makes a lot of sense, but New Jersey cancelled the vote to legalize recreational marijuana and expunge the records of people with prior marijuana related offenses and apparently a lot of idiots in Colorado are greening out on edibles and ending up in the ER. Let's get it together here people, stop eating too many edibles and fucking this up for the rest of us if you can't handle your shit. Do any of you have a 19 year old in your office that looks like he's probably dosing the water cooler with LSD. Well you might and if you worked at Enterprise car rental in Arnold Missouri, you did. Turns out the teenager was actually trying to help, admitting to dosing his co-workers water and coffee but saying he was only doing it to improve the negative energy in the office. Something tells me this kid is going to be dosing a few more offices before he just figures out every office has a negative energy and quits corporate life to become his own boss, selling tie dye shirts. Here's the best of the rest:- Cuck of the year flies his plane into building he thought wife was in but she and everyone else had evacuated so he just killed himself and on one else- The family that owns Krispy Kreme and Panera Bread had a closet full of Nazi German ancestors that did some real bad shit in Germany during WWII so they are going to donate a bunch of money to charity- A man was arrested at an Indonesian airport for drugging and smuggling an orangutan in his luggage

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 3/25: Mueller Report Details, Wild Norwegian Cruise, and Spice Girl on Girl Drama Mar 25, 2019

Show notes

The Mueller Report is finally done. While the entire report hasn't been provided yet, a summary from the Attorney General indicates there will be no formal charges for collusion or obstruction coming for the President. The report also contains other details about how Russia did indeed seek to influence the 2016 election. A cruise ship in Norwegian waters (first of all, why are people doing March cruises in Norway) lost control of itself in giant ocean swells and barely made it back to shore over the weekend. Mel B (Scary Spice) told everyone about how she went down on Gerri Hallwell (Ginger Spice) back in the day, and now there may be trouble with the upcoming Spice Girl reunion tour. Turns out Ginger Spice's conservative husband may not like her hanging around her old squeeze. The PowerBall is going to be at least $750 Million for the Wednesday drawing. There's a multi-state recall on avocados. Reload with your bookie, the Sweet 16 is coming, and don't forget to support New Zealand shooting victims by getting your Unbreakable shirt.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 3/21: Huge Philly Coke Bust, Adderall & Hot Tea Are Bad, & We Put A Sick YouTuber In The Soft Corner Mar 21, 2019

Show notes

Authorities seized 1,000 lbs of cocaine at a port in Philadelphia and coke heads in Philly are probably not happy about it. The combined street value of the bust was 18 million dollars, but was not nearly the biggest bust in our great countries history. In 1989 a warehouse in CA was busted with 21 tons of cocaine inside, at the time it had a street value of 6 billion. A woman who adopted 7 children and started a VERY popular YouTube in which she made them perform in sketches, has been arrested because she was not only collecting checks from YouTube, but also torturing her kids. Her YouTube channel titled "Fantastic Adventures", which had over 250 million views and over 800,000 followers has since been taken down and her and her sons are going to jail and are permanently in the Soft Corner. Apparently Adderall can cause psychosis... Who knew that stuffing yourself with Government Methamphetamine could cause your brain to turn on itself?? Also, VERY hot tea can increase your risk of esophageal cancer, probably because when you drink 140 degree tea you are constantly burning your esophagus, leaving it susceptible to cancer...maybe. Lightening Round: - Crazy bus driver in Italy sets a bus full of middle schoolers ablaze. - President Trump needs to chill with insulting John McCain - Weight loss update

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our TOPPODCAST Picks

Follow Us

Stay Connected

Related Podcasts

Links

Stay Connected