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Drunk Dildo Prank Goes Too Far? | 4.22.26 Apr 22, 2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:15 Med student in India is making bank with hot MAGA AI chick

00:21:05 Five cow-punch might be the most disgusting drink in the world

00:29:40 Drunk prank in New Zealand with dildos goes too far

00:41:40 Man steals gas from old job, starts massive fire and cops interview him with no brows

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Sexy Snorkeling captain stabbed by dweeb tourist | 4.21.26 Apr 21, 2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:06:25 Sexy snorkeling captain stabbed by tourist

00:22:02 Researchers are using ultrasound to trigger smell directly in the brain for VR

00:29:58 Chinese car with toilet in seat

00:29:58 Guy creates website and pitches service of going on your dream vacation not alone if you pay for his entire trip

00:39:24 Former Alabama football player wore wigs and makeup to impersonate NFL players and scam them out of 20 M

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Beagle Testing Labratory Swarmed by Anrgy Mob | 4.20.26 Apr 20, 2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:06:58 Turkish politician sporting formidable mustache, even for Turkey

00:08:30 Beagle Testing Facility in Wisconsin, Ridglan Farms, stormed by an even larger angry mob than last time, resulting in rubber bullet battle

00:27:43 Poland enlists Robot to chase Wild Boars, and Chinese Robot Half-Marathon Bloopers

00:37:03 Atlantic and Kash Patel are going to court (allegedly) over allegations of a bit of Boozin...

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Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26 Apr 17, 2026

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Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:20 Operation “Dildo Blitz” where protestors are using Dildos to protest ICE

00:14:30 India is considering using crocodiles and snakes to keep out immigrants from Bangladesh

00:20:20 Former Porn Superstar and Mensa member, Asia Carrera, has passed the Texas BAR

00:24:30 Trump is beefing with the Pope, so the Pope’s brother got a bomb threat

00:27:50 Alarming trend in Africa where men’s genitals are disappearing

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SantaCon Fraud, Doctor Jesus Trump and Wizard Detective Psycho | 4.16.26 Apr 16, 2026

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Episode 1938 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:30 What happened in 1938?

00:06:50 Dr. Jesus Trump

00:08:40 King Charles is coming to the US for a big visit

00:21:30 Lunatic cosplaying as a wizard detective tries to break in family home

00:32:20 Santa con New York organizer stole over 1 million from children’s charities

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Hero HS Principal tackles would be school shooter | 4.15.26 Apr 15, 2026

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Episode 1937 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:06:34 What made a hero in high school

00:09:47 Nude burglar in VA caught finally caught

00:23:08 Zuckerberg Ai cloned himself

00:24:12 Ruby Rose Claims Katy Perry Rubbed Clam on her

00:31:09 Things are getting out of hand in the Uganda chimp civil war

00:35:52 Principal tackles the shit out of wannabe school shooter

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The FAA Wants Your Life In The Hands Of Gamers | 4.14.26 Apr 14, 2026

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00:01:05 Eric Swalwell has resigned from Congress

00:07:05 A wolf escaped a South Korean zoo, and they still can’t find it 6 days later

00:15:21 India is testing out a new ban on freedom of speech on social media platforms

00:21:45 Love triangle involving two teachers and a high school football player in Arizona

00:38:00 The FAA is targeting gamers to become Air Traffic Controllers

43:48:00 A cow crashed through a window at a chiropractor's office

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Hospitalized by "Fun" Pipe Bomb for House Party | 4.13.26 Apr 13, 2026

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Episode 1935 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps and Sports Page FIRST on Monday

00:07:30 Dirty Dogggggggggggz, Dudes, being Dudes. Horny SWAT Sergeant in Cali and Horny General in Uganda wants Turkish Bride

00:20:53 Swalwell goes DOWN - Eric Swalwell resigns in disgrace from California Governor's race

00:32:37 PA Man hospitalizes himself after setting off a homemade pipe-bomb he made as a fun trick for a house party

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Steam Rooms are Turning Straight Men Gay | 4.10.26 Apr 10, 2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:10 Who does Wes have in the Masters?

00:07:10 Sources are saying steam rooms in gyms are turning straight men gay

00:24:00 A baptism turns deadly as man drowns

00:34:55 A ninth scientist has turned up dead or missing

00:40:20 Tennessee pervert school board member receives a soft censure

00:43:25 Video of quadriplegic pro cornhold player alleged murder doing a coke headstand and shooting a machine gun out of his window

00:45:20 Trump drops the longest Truth message of all time against Tucker Carlson, Alex jones and Candace Owens

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Artemis Astronauts may be forced to brown in bags | 4.9.26 Apr 09, 2026

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Episode 1932 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:10 Check in on TN school board member Keith Ervin who called a student hot

00:06:12 Pat reacts to Kate interlocking fingers with Big Cat in the NY Post

00:10:30 How Straight is this “Hormuz”?? Israel strikes Lebanon to shut it down

00:22:08 Disgruntled worker burns down toilet paper warehouse

00:31:17 NASA says their will be a moon colony sometime in the 2030s

00:32:07 Artemis Astronauts may be forced to brown in bags

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