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PenisMaxxing and Weed Flies Free Now | 5.20.26 May 20, 2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:00:30 Happy Birthday to Will

00:03:50 The Austin guns shop owner where the psycho teens stole guns from is hilarious

00:24:20 TSA basically says fly with weed now

00:28:55 A New York High School sets record with 21 valedictorians

00:32:20 Creep in pink panther costume stalks children after school

00:35:50 Clavicular is giving out penmaxxxing tips

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The Edgar Haircut is getting banned | 5.19.26 May 19, 2026

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00:04:36 First case of ebola in America confirmed as missionary idiot who was in the Congo came home to kill all of us

00:08:36 Oregon man arrested for 166th time

00:15:31 Two Americans arrested for jumping in Punch’s enclosure in Japan

00:24:37 Update on Austin shooting Egar haircut ban

00:33:14 Vance is gonna Vance

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Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Is BACK, So Is Ebola | 5.18.26 May 18, 2026

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00:03:05 The Pee Pee Poo Poo man is back, and he’s upped his crime game

00:13:45 Underprivileged kids served a tray of dirt for dinner at Maine High School

00:22:13 Terrible crash during airshow in Idaho

00:26:50 President Trump is absolutely crushing it in the stock market, and its probably all very illegal

00:31:30 Some kids in Austin were going around shooting people from cars, prompting a lockdown and shelter in place

00:37:10 WHO has declared Ebola outbreaks a global health emergency

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Chud the Builder Charged with Attempted Murder | 5.15.26 May 15, 2026

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00:03:54 Spencer Pratt promises to film the entire time he's mayor, if he wins the Los Angeles race

00:13:35 Trump and Xi meet in China, vibes are high (but maybe not as high in Taiwan)

00:23:33 Chud the Builder AKA Dalton something charged with Attempted Murder in Tennessee

00:34:08 PETA is mad at George Kittle for killing a spider when asked to by his wife

00:41:21 Update on Canada's MAID program: Getting even crazier

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Alex Murdaugh’s Murder Convictions Overturned and Onion Pockets | 5.14.26 May 14, 2026

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Episode 1958 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:50 What happened in 1958?: NASA, Michael Jackson and Madonna were born

00:05:20 Supreme Court of South Carolina overturns Alex Murdaugh's double murder conviction

00:19:30 The Punjabi Devils Nor Cal bike gang leader busted trying to flee gun charges

00:27:55 Former Chic-Fil-A employee ran an 80k mac and cheese scam

00:30:10 It’s 120 degrees in India and their minister of communication is suggesting the old onion in the pocket to cool down

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No More Smoking in San Francisco & Wes is Upset | 5.13.26 May 13, 2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:46 San Francisco might officially be the worst place ever

00:20:38 Hilarious looking Maryland man sentenced for online threats against Kamala

00:27:26 Time for term limits - Political Bloopers

00:37:04 Cali Mayor Resigns as Chinese Spy

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Man Pulls Car With His Penis, While On Fire | 5.12.26 May 12, 2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:25 TrumpDate: Statues, reflection pools & Trump Phone

00:23:00 Man who got told to cover up his buttcrack at work tries to sue them for bullying

00:31:35 An early racist Free Mason who might have predicted WWIII

00:36:00 Say goodbye to canned peaches from Del Monte

00:39:40 A UK man sets a new record by pulling a car with his penis, while on fire

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Government Releases UFO Videos and Men Inflating Their Ballsacks like Balloons | 5.11.26 May 11, 2026

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Episode 1955 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:07:08 Ballmaxxing: the trend you didn't know is taking the world by storm

00:25:08 UFO Files Dropped, and there are some pretty insane videos, but also... where are the Epstein Files?

00:35:56 Frenchman caught creating prestigious language award and giving it to himself

00:44:11 Maui residents take vengeance on potentially drunk tourist for throwing rock at Hawaiian Monk Seal

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'Adopt Me' Pit Bull Murders Family Dog | 5.8.26 May 08, 2026

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Episode 1954 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:05 Wes is sick

00:02:52 Dog kills another dog while wearing adopt me vest

00:21:34 State Dept targeting Dead Beat Dads who owe $100k+ in Child Support

00:32:50 Kodak Black arrested after leaving ID on drugs

00:38:33 Florida Man makes jail phone call with shoe

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Kids are Using Fake Mustaches to Watch Porn | 5.7.26 May 07, 2026

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Episode 1953 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:50 1953 first issue of Playboy featuring Marilyn Monroe

00:04:30 Kids in the UK are drawing mustaches on themselves to bypass the age verification check internet porn

00:21:15 Dolphins share puffer fish with their friends to get high

00:24:30 The city of Montreal is asking vigilante pot hole fillers to “knock it off”

00:27:20 Texas woman runs over and kills boyfriend with souped up golf cart

00:31:05 Court updates: Dian Russini and Mike Vrabel, the JP Morgan sex case and Kim Kardashian bar exam

00:36:15 Seattle man is suing Google because Googie Gemini is too addictive

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