Stay ConnectedIt was a dark and stormy night in Chicago. Two loud idiots gathered around a microphone to talk about spooky movies. There would be no survivors.
Hosted by Cody (instagram.com/codymonster91) and Kira (instagram.com/heykirahey). Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (instagram.com/aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (instagram.com/atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (instagram.com/conjurerovcheaptricks).
Clap clap darlings, it’s THE CONJURING! And this week we’re just LIVING for the applause. Listen as Kira talks about the squatter’s rights of ghosts and Cody gives acting notes to the youngest daughter in the movie. AND they both give you their best Carol Channing impressions. What more do you need?
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
Work on that vocal fry, ghouls, this week we’re talking about JU-ON: THE GRUDGE. Cody describes his ideal House Hunters home and requests that any ghosts just sign the damn lease! Meanwhile, Kira does her best to remember the order of events in the movie. And remember: Math, Not Meth!
Message us with recommendations for your favorite horror/slasher/thriller/Halloween-vibing movie that doesn’t have a cast of primarily white people! Message us with pictures of your pets in Halloween costumes! Or both at the same time!
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
Get your human sacrifice ready, we’re firing up THE WICKER MAN (1973)! Cody is super stoked because SURPRISE this movie is a musical (it’s true!), and Kira is also excited because it is basically The Lion King (not as true). Listen along as they chant all the livelong day!
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
Grab your coffin o’ cursed dirt, we’re talkin’ NOSFERATU. In between the ABBA references and the random exploration of Kira and Cody’s Judaic roots, we stayed sorta somewhat on track. And remember, this sure as HECK ain’t Dracula.
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
Nothing says 90s nostalgia like MEAT HOOKS and LONG RAINCOATS. We’re talking the teen slasher classic(?) I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! And baby, the weather isn’t the only thing heating up. Cody literally loses his damn mind over 1997 Ryan Phillippe and Kira professes her love of Dave Matthews covers. Does this movie’s plot make any damn sense? Why does Johnny Galecki get unceremoniously bazinga’d? All will be revealed in the episode!
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
Check your calendars, we’re talking FRIDAY THE 13TH PART TWO! Is this movie just a repeat of the first one but with a slight increase in the budget? Listen and find out! Kira turns into a vaudeville-era ghost live on mic and Cody corrupts Let It Go. And for the life of them, neither can remember these damn characters’ names.
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
Oh no oh no oh no are those cellos? Better get out of the water because we’re talking JAWS. And boy oh boy, are our hosts in a silly mood. Kira yells at misogynistic Congressmen and Cody gives you an extremely uncomfortable whispery ocean sex fantasy. Beware of our Boston accents and musical improv!
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
Crack open your puzzle boxes and get your DICKS READY, we’re talking HELLRAISER! And honey, hell isn’t the only thing being raised. This week, Cody can’t stop moaning over lighting and Kira has questions about penis swaps. Come for the sex demon discussions, stay for the Little Shop of Horrors comparisons. WARNING: This is an especially sexually explicit episode. Play it for your kids so they can finally learn some shit.
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
Get ready for tongue-clicks and some good ole family drama, we’re discussing HEREDITARY. Kira requests a simple brain transfer and Cody remains on-brand dropping facts about Matilda The Musical. We also write a new theme song mid-show! (Sorry Zack)
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
Tune up your theremins, we’re talking HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL. The original, baby! Listen along as Cody recreates a sexy Ghost Adventures fantasy and Kira asks if anyone else wants Vincent Price to pull their hair. Is this our hottest episode yet? Listen and find out...IF YOU DARE!
Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).
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