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The Italian Jaws 5 AKA Cruel Jaws - Talking About Tapes (#13) Nov 24, 2020

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Tony and Trisha review Cruel Jaws and talk about why its the worst and most Italian of the Jaws movies. In this Podcast / Movie Review of what is often called Jaws 5 in some countries they will point out the awful day for night shots, an aquarium owner who looks like Hulk Hogan, and a shark that is mostly footage lifted from other Jaws rip offs.
A great white shark bred by the Navy as a killing machine is wreaking havoc in the sleepy tourist town of Hampton Bay. In the meantime, the mafia is involved with sleazy real estate investments, and send their thugs to keep a lid on the fact the residents are destined for clam chowder - Sea World owner, Dag, and his dolphins come to the rescue to save Hampton Bay from both the mob and military covert operatives.
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Frankenstein Unbound is Insane! - Talking About Tapes (#12) Nov 17, 2020

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Tony and Joe review Frankenstein Unbound and talk about why it is insane. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Frankenstein Unbound they explore how crazy this Roger Croman film is. Get ready for stitched up eyes, a time traveling scientist with a grey car, and the universe literally being ripped apart.
The ultimate weapon, which was meant to be safe for humankind, produces global side-effects, including time slides and disappearances. The scientist behind the project (John Hurt) and his car are transported from the year 2031 to 1817's Switzerland, where he finds Dr. Victor Frankenstein (Raul Julia) and his contemporaries.
https://youtu.be/bInIIwbDVEE?si=uENWqClsiu3QYsna
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Friday The 13th Parts 1 - 3D Reviews - Talking About Tapes (#11) Nov 09, 2020

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Tony and Newt are hear to talk about the first 3 Friday The 13th Films! In this Podcast / Movie Review they will look back Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th part 2, and Friday the 13th Part 3-D.
Friday the 13th is an American horror franchise that comprises twelve slasher films, a television series, novels, comic books, video games, and tie‑in merchandise. The franchise mainly focuses on the fictional character Jason Voorhees, who drowned as a boy at Camp Crystal Lake due to the negligence of the camp staff.
https://youtu.be/27_htwU2Z94?si=K8yNIzBIGTAm4bRe
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Is Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Underrated? - Talking About Tapes (#10) Nov 03, 2020

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Tony and Asta review Lara Croft Tomb Raider and talk about how it might be underrated. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Tomb Raider they will look at how well the action scene were executed, how true to the character Angelina Jolie was, and if it captured the look and feel of the games.
Based on the popular video game series, Tomb Raider features the adventures of Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) an antiquities hunter-for-hire. She travels to exotic locales in search of treasures and artifacts in the catacombs of ancient tombs and ruins remaining from age-old empires. A female Indiana Jones, Croft's expeditions are always chock full of action, danger, intrigue, suspense and her omnipresent knack for defying death in tight outfits.
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Is The Scooby-Doo Movie Good? - Talking About Tapes (#9) Oct 20, 2020

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Tony, Mike, and Brian review Scooby doo from 2002 and try to figure out if its good. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Scooby-Doo they will take a look at how well of a job the cast does, how the effects hold up today, and if it followed the source material well enough.
The Mystery Inc. gang have gone their separate ways and have been apart for two years, until they each receive an invitation to Spooky Island. Not knowing that the others have also been invited, they show up and discover an amusement park that affects young visitors in very strange ways. Fred (Freddie Prinze Jr.), Daphne (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Velma (Linda Cardellini), Shaggy (Mathew Lillard) and Scooby soon realize that they cannot solve this mystery without help from each other.
https://youtu.be/WAXypSci0hk?si=N9K6CedFp75ry21Y
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Ghost Ship is a Wreck! - Talking About Tapes (#8) Oct 12, 2020

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Tony and Johanna review Ghost Ship and talk about how much of a wreck it is. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Ghost Ship they'll point out some the dumbest things in the movie like evil Italian ladies, Inconsistent ghost rules, and a last minute twist that is dumb as hell.
In a remote region of the Bering Sea, a boat salvage crew discovers the eerie remains of a grand passenger liner thought lost for more than 40 years. Once on-board, the crew must confront the ship's horrific past and face the ultimate fight for their lives.
https://youtu.be/F9Q-UKqdL1c?si=I1H7VfTskH6wI062
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The Devil's Advocate is NOT Subtle - Talking About Tapes (#7) Oct 06, 2020

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Tony and Newt review The Devil's Advocate and talk about how it lacks any subtlety. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Devil's Advocate they will go through some of the weird stuff the movie has to offer. From digital demon faces to voodoo goat tongues. Don't forget the chicken that plays tic tac toe!
Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves) is a hotshot southern lawyer who knows how to play the game. He gets the opportunity of a lifetime when he is offered a job with a law firm that promises many opportunities. He takes his wife (Charlize Theron) to the Big Apple in hopes of a better life and a good job. He only finds himself on the receiving end of trouble when his boss (Al Pacino) is the Devil himself and has some treacherous plans up his sleeve for Kevin.
https://youtu.be/JD4cFnfAP2c?si=FBGCbIgir4ts9_YW
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End of Days is Trash! - Talking About Tapes (#6) Sep 28, 2020

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Tony and Newt review End of Days and talk about why its trash. In this Podcast / Movie Review of End of Days they will talk about Arnolds being a total miscast, the devils inconsistent powers, and the dumbest 666 and 1999 connection ever.
On December 28th, 1999, the citizens of New York City are getting ready for the turn of the millennium. However, the Devil (Gabriel Bryne) decides to crash the party by coming to the city, inhabiting a man's body, and searching for his chosen bride, a 20-year-old woman named Christine York(Robin Tunney). If he bears her child between 11:00 PM and midnight on New Year's Eve, the world will end, and the only hope lies within an atheist ex-cop named Jericho Cane (Arnold Schwarzenegger), who no longer believes in God because of the murder of his wife and daughter.
https://youtu.be/y6wg5JxhJxY?si=3xcv4Uf0JEncBvGL
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Addams Family Values is GREAT! - Talking About Tapes (#5) Sep 22, 2020

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Tony, Newt, and Crystal review Addams Family Values and talk about why it is so great. In this Podcast / Movie Review of the Addams Family sequel they will go into why its such a good continuation of the first. The gags are better, the jokes are funnier, and the family is kookier. T
he members of the odd Addams Family are up to more macabre antics in this sequel. This time around, Gomez Addams (Raul Julia) and his wife Morticia (Angelica Houston) are celebrating the arrival of a new baby boy. But his siblings Wednesday (Christina Ricci) and Pugsley (Jimmy Workman) are none too happy about the new addition and try their best to eliminate him. Their parents hire a nanny, Debbie Jellinsky (Joan Cusack), whose presence leads to a treacherous twist.
https://youtu.be/pTaMUptWj_I?si=oJKfxu6bJDvIY1u9
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The Addams Family is Hilarious! - Talking About Tapes (#4) Sep 15, 2020

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Tony and Newt Review The Addams Family and talk about why it is so Hilarious. In this Podcast / Movie Review of The Addams Family they will go into its origins, how great the cast is, and funny the jokes and gags are. When a man claiming to be Fester (Christopher Lloyd) , Gomez Addams' (Raul Julia) missing brother, arrives at the Addams' home, the family is thrilled. But Morticia (Angelica Huston) suspects the man is a fraud because he can't recall details of Fester's life. With help from lawyer Tully Alford (Dan Hedaya), "Fester" manages to get the Addams clan evicted from the home. Gomez realizes that the two are conspiring to swindle the Addams fortune and that he must challenge "Fester."
https://youtu.be/Sa3vTeyS80Y?si=_J8yn2mWQTVMxA3h
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