Listen to the whole episode for instructions on how to enter for a chance to win a bluetooth shower speaker!
This week:
How to avoid electrocution on the road and in the shower;
The latest New Jersey eruv controversy between Hasidic Jews and everyone else;
Logan and Jon from the Wayward Willis podcast explain the existence of Missouri and catch us all up on the revenge porn/blackmail allegations against their current Governor, Eric Greitens;
Also, welcome, any and all Sasquatch hunters joining the HH community for our worthwhile forest safety tips.
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Links:
http://willisweb.com
https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-billy-graham-counter-petition-no-holiday?recruiter=400389616&utm
http://www.lvhumanists.org
https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist
https://www.atheists.org/convention2018/
Eruv:
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/10/three_north_jersey_towns_face_lawsuits_over_alleged_orthodox_jewish_discrimination.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kDQhH4CzSY
https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/257752/jewish/Eruv.htm
https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/eruv/
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/sara-horowitz/what-freelancers-can-learn_b_5596599.html
http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2018/01/mahwah_agrees_to_settle_with_group_over_eruv.html
https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/2017/08/11/mahwah-begin-ticketing-orthodox-jewish-group-over-religious-boundary-monsey-eruv-fund-federal-court/560416001/
https://www.law.com/njlawjournal/2018/03/05/battles-over-jewish-religious-enclosures-test-towns-along-njny-border/?kw=Battles%20Over%20Jewish%20Religious%20Enclosures%20Test%20Towns%20Along%20NJ/NY%20Border&et=editorial&bu=New%20Jersey%20Law%20Journal&cn=20180306&src=EMC-Email&pt=Afternoon%20Update
Missouri:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Greitens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf2Gai1uQYM
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/while-greitens-travels-house-panel-resumes-its-probe-friday/article_ebcdc738-3400-5630-b328-1000b8bb5182.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/22/us/eric-greitens-indicted.html
http://missourilawyershelp.org/how-grand-juries-work-in-missouri/
http://www.kmov.com/story/37571558/how-impeachment-works-in-missouri
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/02/26/a-former-stripper-wants-a-pardon-from-missouris-governor-after-they-were-accused-of-the-same-crime/?utm_term=.c8977c0da8a8
https://www.cybercivilrights.org/revenge-porn-laws/
http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/publicacts/fulltext.asp?Name=098-1138
Beavers:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/
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The Sweepstakes begins Mar 9, 2018 3:09 AM PST and ends Mar 15, 2018 11:59 PM PDT (“Sweepstakes Period”).
Enter by listening to this podcast (Habeas Humor, episode released March 9, 2018). URL to access the Amazon Giveaways landing site is given on air.
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Actual retail value of the prize is $21.49. You must have or will need to create an Amazon.comaccount in order to enter or receive a prize. Limit one prize per person and Amazon.comaccount per Sweepstakes. Prizes will be shipped by Amazon. Winners will be responsible for providing or confirming a valid U.S. shipping address prior to their prize being shipped.
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1 Every [n]th entrant who submits an eligible entry will be a potential winner, while the specified supply of prizes last. Odds of winning are one in every [n]th eligible entries received;
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Entry Method #1:
On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:
1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and
2 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:
a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or
b Click the “Enter” button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.
Entry Method #2:
On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:
1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and
2 Click "Follow on Twitter" to Follow the specified Twitter page. Entering via this entry method will require you to connect your Twitter account with Amazon, enabling social features (as detailed on the application request prompt) that, among other things, will enable you to participate in the Sweepstakes. You may change this consent at any time through your Twitter Apps settings. By entering via this entry method, you agree that your Twitter handle may be shared with Sponsor and made public. You must have a Twitter account and be logged in to your account to enter a Sweepstakes via this entry method; and
3 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:
a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or
b Click the "Enter" button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.
Entry Method #3:
On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:
1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and
2 Watch the video featured on the Sweepstakes Landing Page by clicking the play button on the video; and
3 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:
a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or
b Click the “Continue to Enter” button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.
Entry Method #4:
On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:
1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and
2 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:
a Click “+Follow” to follow the specified name via Amazon Follow. You may manage your Amazon Follow selections at any time via Your Public Profile settings in your Amazon.comaccount. Then click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or
b Click the "Follow to Enter" button to follow the specified name via Amazon Follow. This will also submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. You may manage your Amazon Follow selections at any time via Your Public Profile settings in your Amazon.com account. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.
Entry Method #5:
On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:
1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and
2 Answer the poll question(s) provided; and
3 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:
a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or
b Click the “Continue to Enter” button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.
Entry Method #6:
On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:
1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and
2 Click "Tweet" to Tweet the specified message. Entering via this entry method will require you to connect your Twitter account with Amazon, enabling social features (as detailed on the application request prompt) that, among other things, will enable you to participate in the Sweepstakes. You may change this consent at any time through your Twitter Apps settings. By entering via this entry method, you agree that your Twitter handle may be shared with Sponsor and made public. You must have a Twitter account and be logged in to your account to enter a Sweepstakes via this entry method; and
3 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:
a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or
b Click the “Enter” button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.
Limit one entry per person and Amazon.com account per Sweepstakes.
You may not use multiple Amazon.com accounts or Twitter accounts to enter a Sweepstakes, and an entrant who submits entries into a Sweepstakes through multiple accounts will be disqualified. To preserve the standards of a Sweepstakes, Amazon may occasionally ask for additional information which will be used for fraud prevention.
Other Promotions. By entering a Sweepstakes, you will not be eligible to receive any prizes awarded in any other Sweepstakes unless you enter each Sweepstakes separately.
Additional Terms. Sponsor and Amazon reserve the right to modify or cancel a Sweepstakes at any time.
Sponsor and Amazon are not responsible for: (a) lost, misdirected, late, incomplete, or unintelligible entries or for inaccurate entry information, whether caused by you or by any of the equipment or programming associated with or utilized in a Sweepstakes, or by any technical or human error that may occur in the processing of entries; (b) any printing or typographical errors in any materials associated with a Sweepstakes; (c) any error in the operation or transmission, theft, destruction, unauthorized access to, or alteration of, entries, or for technical, network, telephone, computer, hardware or software, malfunctions of any kind, or inaccurate transmission of, or failure to receive any entry information on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any website; or (d) injury or damage to your or any other computer or device resulting from downloading any materials in connection with a Sweepstakes.
Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, disqualify any individual found to be: (x) tampering with the entry process or the operation of a Sweepstakes or website; (y) acting in violation of these rules; or (z) acting in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner or with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any other person. If your entry is incomplete or if you use robotic, automatic, programmed or similar entry methods, your entry will be disqualified.
The authorized subscriber of the e-mail account used to enter a Sweepstakes at the actual time of entry will be deemed to be the participant and must comply with these rules in the event of a dispute as to entries submitted by multiple users having the same e-mail account. The authorized account subscriber is the natural person who is assigned an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, on-line service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domains associated with the submitted e-mail addresses.
No greater than the number of prizes stated on the Sweepstakes Landing Page will be awarded, and any prize not claimed by the time requested on the Sweepstakes Landing Page may not be awarded and such prize may be forfeited and returned to Sponsor. If any technical or other errors occur in the selection of a potential winner or if more prizes are claimed than the number of prizes specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page, Sponsor or Amazon may award the prize(s) by random drawing from among all eligible claimants.
Miscellaneous. Each Sweepstakes is governed by the laws of the United States. By entering a Sweepstakes, you agree (for yourself and your heirs) that Sponsor and Amazon, along with each of their respective affiliates and agents, any entity involved in any aspect of the Sweepstakes, and Twitter (all aforementioned parties are collectively, the "Released Parties") will have no liability, and will be held harmless from and against liability, loss, injury or damage to property or person, including death, and reasonable attorney's fees and court costs, due in whole or in part, directly or indirectly, by reason of the acceptance, possession, use or misuse of a prize or participation in the Sweepstakes, even if caused or contributed to by the negligence of any of the Released Parties. Amazon does not endorse any video included in the Sweepstakes, or any opinion, recommendation, or advice expressed therein, and Amazon expressly disclaims all liability in connection with such video.
You agree that Sponsor's decisions related to the Sweepstakes and all distribution of prizes are final. Each winner agrees that, by participating in the Sweepstakes, Sponsor or Amazon may use the winner's name in any manner and in any medium for its promotional purposes without additional compensation, including posting in a winner's list, except where prohibited by law, and Sponsor or Amazon may be required to disclose the winner's address to state regulatory authorities.
Sponsor. The Sponsor ("we" or "us"), is the individual or entity offering the Sweepstakes on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. The Sweepstakes is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with Twitter or any product or service through which videos may be played, including but not limited to YouTube. Amazon is not a sponsor of the Sweepstakes.
Privacy Notice: All information submitted in connection with this Sweepstakes will be treated in accordance with these Official Rules and Amazon.com's Privacy Notice (amazon.com/privacy).
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