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Good Children — Comedy
Good Children

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.
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James Tom's Rules To Being A Gay Guy Jan 21, 2026

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This week, comedian and writer James Tom joins the pod to discuss his childhood in California, Fire Island, and his thoughts on gay culture.

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Dating A Drag Queen ft. Lemon Chiffon Jan 14, 2026

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This week, we're joined by Joe's boyfriend for a very special episode! We talk about life growing up in Australia, finding yourself in Brooklyn, and the details of Joe and Ross' dating history.

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We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park Jan 07, 2026

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The boys are back with an episode that will change everything... for Trader Joe's corprate. This week we're discussing This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026.

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Escaping The Khia Asylum Dec 24, 2025

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Happy New Year! This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026.

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A Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus Dec 17, 2025

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Today, Marie Claus sits down with top elf, Elphie, for a candid conversation about the state of the North Pole, Santa's recent medical crisis, the origin of the Frosty at Wendy's and the recent birth of her twins: Khloe and Lamar. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe

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Hannah Solow on Oh, Mary!, Facing Rejection, and Being A Perfect Child Dec 10, 2025

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A meeting of the minds for the ages. This week, we sit down with our new friend, Hannah Solow, to talk about her experience on Oh, Mary!, her childhood in California, Carmines Italian Restaurant, and much more.

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Kenzie Edmondson

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Cat Cohen Made It To Hollywood Dec 03, 2025

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This week, we sit down with our friend, movie star, Cat Cohen, to discuss her childhood in Texas, the early days of podcasting, and what it takes to be an entertainer.

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Kenzie Edmondson

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Thanksgiving Has Got To Go Nov 26, 2025

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Sit down with Siobhan the Pilgrim and Alan the Turkey for an intense conversation about the worst holiday on the year.

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Plasma Was Always Going To Be A Star Nov 19, 2025

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This week, we sit down with actor, singer and Drag Race alum, Plasma, to discuss every memory that led up to her debut album: Is Miss Thing On?

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Ranking Cold Cuts Nov 12, 2025

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This week we're doing the work by discussing our favorite and least favorite lunch meats. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional).

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