Good Children

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Male Musicians For A Change Jun 03, 2026

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This week we’re finally giving male musicians their flowers! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe

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The Good Children Upstairs Neighbors Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza Smackdown May 27, 2026

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This week, we're joined by the lights of our lives: Maya and Dom from Upstairs Neighbors! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe

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What The Future Holds May 20, 2026

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This week, we're looking into the future for a greater understanding of Andrew's future husband: Carmine.

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Holiday In The Sun May 13, 2026

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Finally, we take a vacation! Join us on a trip to Baha Mar resort, in Nassau Bahamas, where we feed flamingos, lounge in a lazy river, and learn the ultimate truth Addison Rae has been trying to tell us all along: life's no fun through clear waters.

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What To Expect From Your Saturn Return May 06, 2026

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This week, we're discussing our Saturn Return, the astrological event meant to uplift everything you know about your life and teach you some hard lessons.

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Designing The Perfect All-Inclusive Resort (Spring Break: Episode 4) Apr 29, 2026

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All good things must come to an end. In our final episode of Spring Break, we're dreaming about our ideal resort. From the linens to the soaps to, of course, the restaurants. Thank you so much for joining us on this trip!

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The Mortifying Ordeal of Taking Thirst Traps in the Mirror in Your Room (Spring Break: Episode 3) Apr 22, 2026

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Spring break continues, this week with a slightly more existential lens. Today, as we lounge in our plunge pool, we dissect the need for online validation, why we take thirst traps, and donating our bodies to science.

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Something Weird Is Happening At The Breakfast Buffet (Spring Break: Episode 2) Apr 15, 2026

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Something very weird happened at the breakfast buffet this morning. It's time for another episode on island time! For the second week of our spring break, we are dissecting a group of travelers at the resort we like to call "Mary and her friends."

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Chair Hoggers At All-Inclusive Resorts (Spring Break: Episode 1) Apr 08, 2026

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Grab your sunscreen and your chicest pair of flip flops, because we're taking you on vacation! For the next four weeks, we're coming to you from our very own personal spring break trip in Mexico! In this first installment, we're a couple piña coladas in and ready to discuss the psychotic phenomenon that is chair-hogging at the pool.

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