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BONUS EPISODE: I Want to Hang Out with Drunk Jurgen Nov 04, 2024

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On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Maradona vs Grealish, our weekend recap, fantasy friendball, and Mike Ryan’s best bets.

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America’s Got Mourinho’s (Feat. Rory Scovel) Oct 31, 2024

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On this episode of GoalLess… Erik ten Hag, Jose Mourinho, Antonio Conte and uhhh, Rudy Giuliani? Plus, we’re joined by comedian Rory Scovel to talk about his college soccer career, pump up speeches, and just how far soccer has come in America.

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BONUS EPISODE: A Proper West County English Urchin Oct 28, 2024

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On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Witty brings the heat with a diss track for Erik ten Hag, recaps the biggest games of the weekend, and Russell presents his 3 favorite all-time heckles!

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Antonio Rudiger Could Knock Out a Bull (Feat. Joe Mande) Oct 24, 2024

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On this episode of GoalLess… a wild week of Champions League including an incredible game between Real Madrid and Dortmund. Emmy Award winner Joe Mande joins us, plus a goalkeeper boo’d at Anfield, and… pain pigs? All that and more. Tap in!

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BONUS EPISODE: Light A Candle For Retegui (Feat. Mike Ryan Ruiz) Oct 21, 2024

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On this bonus episode of GoalLess… The Champions League is back after a 3 week hiatus, Russell and Witty turn on the trade machine, and Mike Ryan Ruiz stops by to give his best bets of the week.

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If You Force Me To Linger, I'll Eat A Pork Finger Oct 18, 2024

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On this episode of GoalLess… Waiting sausages, The US and England have new managers in Mauricio Pochettino and Thomas Tuchel, VAR, and our favorite all time celebrations.

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Bonus Episode: The Dutch Are So Liberal, Aren't They? (Feat. Aly Trost Martin) Oct 14, 2024

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On this bonus episode of GoalLess...Russell and Witty go head to head sorting unusual player names from European beers and Witty assesses the Champions League so far with the lovely Aly Trost Martin from The Golazo Network.

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They’re Tickling My Tchaikovsky Oct 10, 2024

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On this episode of GoalLess… Jurgen Klopp has a new job, a stunning double handball, a new addition to announcing teams, great moments in commentating history, and we solve the too many games issue.

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Bonus Episode: Hammer and Tongs Oct 07, 2024

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On this bonus episode of GoalLess... A (very) sad Celtic fan, Mike Ryan's best bets, soccersplain part II, and much more

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The Aura (feat. Gareth Reynolds) Oct 03, 2024

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On today’s GoalLess… All the news from a busy Champions League week, Aston Villa fan Gareth Reynolds joins to talk about their historic win over Bayern Munich, Russell explores the similarities between Canadian soccer fans and drug users, Celtic needs to learn how to parallel park, Arne Slot’s perfectly Dutch answer, a WILD miss, and much much more.

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