Go Touch Grass

Latest Episodes:

The Good American Pop-up + Dancing With the Stars Drama (w/Alise & Milly) Oct 21, 2026

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Topics: Druski hosting SNL, Kelly Clarkson vs. Art of Play (Software Update), The Good American Pop-Up (The Discourse), Valentin Chmerkovskiy (Grasshole of the Week)

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Shane Gillis, Cornell, and Kelly Clarkson vs. an Animatronic Bird (w/Milly & Alise!) Oct 14, 2026

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Topics: Druski, Pete Davidson, and Shane Gillis (The Discourse), Kelly Clarkson vs. The Art of Play (Grasshole Honorable Mention), Michael Tracey (Grasshole of the Week)

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The Many Beefs of Cardi B (Live at Cheerful Earful!) Oct 07, 2026

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Performed live for this year's Cheerful Earful podcast festival in New York.

Topics: Historic Latina Tweets (Game), The Many Beefs of Cardi B (Discourse)

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The COVID-Conscious Lesbian Bar in Greenfield, Mass (w/Alise & Milly!) Sep 30, 2026

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Guest: Patreon Re-release! No guest, just gal

Topics: Life of A Showgirl: The Encore (Mini Topic 1), Clavicular SA accusations (Mini Topic 2), The Covid-Conscious Lesbian Bar in Greenfield, MA (The Discourse)

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Ed Sheeran, Macklemore, and Channing Tatum's Burner Account (w/Alise & Milly!) Sep 23, 2026

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Guest: No guest just gals!

Topics: Ed Sheeran and Macklemore (The Discourse), The Romantasy Scare Zone (Cursed Content), @Business_Nunya (Grasshole of the Week)

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The Fake 49er + Inde Navarrette (w/ Chanty Beluga aka Courtney O'Donnell Sep 16, 2026

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Guest: Courtney O'Donnell (aka CHANTY BELUGA)

Topics: Sydney Sweeney's latest ad (Software Update), The Fake 49er Romance Scam (The Discourse), Jeff Sneider vs. Inde Navarrette (Grasshole of the Week)

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Peter Pan Girl + Good Good Golf (w/ Alise & Milly!) Sep 09, 2026

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Guest: No guest! Just gals catching up!

Topics: Peter Pan Girl (The Discourse), Good Good Golf (Grasshole of the Week)

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The Saxophones Are Getting Louder Sep 02, 2026

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Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Milly breaks down the TikTok trend "The Saxophones Are Getting Louder."

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SEARCH HISTORY: The Johnlock Conspiracy Aug 26, 2026

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Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Alise walks Milly through the ship that walked so Heated Rivalry could run: Johnlock, aka Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

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Bricks and Minifigs Aug 19, 2026

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Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Milly walks Alise through the drama that rocks the Star Wars figurine community and introduces us all to a character by the name of Reckless Ben.

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