Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

Latest Episodes:

Episode 49: Go Home Christians You're Drunk May 05, 2022

Show notes

This week we dive into the evangelical mind and see what is in there. It's a mixed bag. We recorded this before the Roe v Wade leak so it is a bit dated but their overall lack of internal consistency and general disregard for reality is remarkably...consistent.

It's wild out there folks. Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy!

If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 48: Gun Nuts, Pigs, and Demons Apr 28, 2022

Show notes

Sometimes belief can do some strange things to you and we talk about how that plays out in the lives of Christian "patriots" defending their private property. Also we discuss just how Jesus has no problem destroying personal property (and food!) to prove a point. It's kind of weird but hey it's the Bible so that is kind of par for the course.

Grab your favorite beverage and light a candle for the thousands of pigs harmed to make this story.

If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 47: Gender Reveals and Anti-Capitalist Jesus Apr 21, 2022

Show notes

This week we have words to say about gender reveals and the dudes that lose their cool because they are having a daughter. Also, buckle up comrade, because apparently Jesus had no problem confronting rich people to their faces and did not care about their feelings. May you enjoy your favorite beverage and do likewise.

Cheers!

If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 46: Reincarnation and a Half Dozen Resurrections Apr 14, 2022

Show notes

This week for kicks during resurrection week we decided to talk a bit about reincarnation, because why not? We also talk about some of the other resurrections in the Bible because they are kinda wild. So grab your favorite beverage this one is both hilarious and trippy.

If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 45: Heaven, Fetuses, and a Sad Fig Tree Apr 07, 2022

Show notes

This week we talk a bit about what it might be like to live forever and we aren't sure we like it. Also what are all the aborted fetuses doing in heaven? We also discuss Jesus getting mad at a fig tree and killing it with his faith. Cause that's totally normal.

Grab your favorite beverage, it's a wild one.

If you would like to donate to the fetus or fig tree themed t-shirt fund consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 44: Tori doesn't like Easter Mar 31, 2022

Show notes

Some holidays are great and others are...not so much. For us Easter is one of the latter and we have some feeling about it. So grab your favorite drink as we roast Easter and make the case that you don't need a crucified corpse to welcome in the Springtime.

It's a good one. Enjoy!

If you would like to donate to the Easter Egg fund please consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 43: The Truth is in the Bible Code Mar 24, 2022

Show notes

Grab your favorite tin foil hat cause we are diving deep into conspiracy theory land with the Bible Code. For those that don't know the Bible Code is a "secret" code found in the Bible that can tell the future and might be the secret to unlocking advanced alien technology...or it could just be that humans find meaning in everything even when there is nothing there. We will let you decide.

We also talk a bit about the drama at Christianity Today, how it is not hard to not sexually harass your coworkers, and much more. It's a crazy one. Enjoy!

If you would like to contribute to the tin foil hat fund check out our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 42: Saint Patrick's Delight Mar 17, 2022

Show notes

Sláinte everyone! It's the day of Patrick and we have some thoughts about the Emerald Isle's favored son who actually wasn't from there. Also we take a break from covering evangelicalism to talk a little bit about how important it is to take care of yourself. It's crazy days and it is ok to be good to yourself today. It's what the Lord Patrick would want for you.

Enjoy!

If you are feeling lucky today consider supporting the podcast on Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 41: Nothing says I love you like 10 plagues. Mar 10, 2022

Show notes

This week we grab a glass of blood water and watch God slowly destroy Egypt to prove how powerful he is, or something. We also ponder what it means for God to harden a world leader's heart and why biblical prophecy makes terrible foreign policy

You are going to need your favorite beverage because this episode is a trip.

If you would like to support the podcast please check out out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 40: What the Lent! Mar 03, 2022

Show notes

This week we talk about all the things we gave up for Lent and how we hope to never get ashed again. We also get into how to manage our energy in this crazy time and how maybe giving up things (for yourself, or Jesus, or whatever) might not be such a bad idea.

Enjoy!

If you would like to give up some money for Lent you can check out our Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible

This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our TOPPODCAST Picks

Follow Us

Stay Connected

Go Home Bible, You’re Drunk

Related Podcasts

Links

Stay Connected