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Episode 158: On Lust and Bluey Nov 02, 2024

This week we welcome Transvangelical back to the show to talk about what a terrible role model Bluey is for Christian Nationalist Men and also how lust really isn't a thing according to the Bible.

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Episode 157: Immigration and Bad Faith Oct 17, 2024

This week we talk about Immigration and the bad faith arguments that put evangelicals well outside the Bible they claim to love.

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Episode 156: The Excess Supply of Men Oct 12, 2024

This week we talk a bit about men in this country and why the Bible is a confusing mess when it comes to gender roles. 1 Corinthians is wild ya'll.

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Episode 155: Our Haitian neighbors Oct 04, 2024

This week we dive into who our neighbors are and why evangelicals still can't seem to get it right.

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Episode 154: Got Questions about Abishag Sep 24, 2024

This week we talk about Abishag and her infamous role as David's bedwarmer.

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Episode 153: Romans 13 and We Need More Weeks! Sep 18, 2024

Wherein we talk a bit about authoritarians and their desire to be conned and how they define who is allowed to hold power.

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Episode 152: Exvangelical and Beyond with Blake Chastain Sep 05, 2024

This week we sit down with Blake Chastain to talk about his new book Exvangelical and Beyond! Its a fantastic conversation covering how we got here, the stakes of the current cultural climate, and where we go from here.

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Episode 151: Wee Little Men Aug 31, 2024

This week we talk about some of the most fragile and tiny of men; we also talk about Zacchaeus.

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Episode 150: The Poor Aug 28, 2024

This week we hit some of the Bible's greatest hits about care for the poor and it turns out that its pretty clear.

Also we talk a bit about Imane Khelif and Olympic nonsense.

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Episode 149: Matthew 13 and Why We Leave Aug 19, 2024

This week we examine the data behind why people leave the faith and also turn a skeptical eye to some of Jesus' greatest hits.

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Episode 148: The Armor of God Aug 12, 2024

This week we put on the full Armor of God to see if it protects us from anything. Also we talk about the election and all the various evangelical meltdowns we have been seeing.

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Episode 147: Weaponized Forgiveness Aug 02, 2024

This week we talk a bit about forgiveness and how it is often used by Evangelicals to escape accountability and put the burden of repair on the victim.

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Episode 146: Deborah is pretty badass and more that a few Christians are liars Jul 24, 2024

This week we look a bit deeper into the character of Deborah and also talk a bit about how cell phone data tells the truth about how often you have been to church.

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Episode 145: Solomon's Wisdom Jul 12, 2024

This week we take a look at the Solomon's wisdom to see if it is worth following or if it needs to be tossed into the garbage. It's a hot mess but we are here for it.

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Episode 144: Why can't they admit they are wrong? Jul 06, 2024

This week we talk a bit about evangelical and conservative culture's roadblocks to growth and some things we can do to stay healthy in this crazy political and cultural environment.

Grab your favorite beverage and whatever makes you feel comfy. It's a marathon and not a sprint.

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Episode 143: Samuel's mom was a bad mom Jul 02, 2024

This week we talk a bit about the various legal cases plaguing our lovely presidential candidates (this is a little dated now) and get into how messed up Samuel's childhood was.

Enjoy!

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Episode 142: Was Paul a Sex Worker featuring Transvangelical and Wyld Violet Jun 21, 2024

This week we have two fantastic guests, Transvangelical and Wyld Violet, to discuss whether or not Paul was a Sex Worker.

Also we get into Robert Morris and why so many ministers are also perpetrators. Its...not a good look.

Grab your favorite beverage, its a wild one.

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Episode 141: On Blackface and Axeheads Jun 08, 2024

This week we talk a bit about floating axeheads and the merits and flaws of undercover blackface (its all flaws).

Enjoy!

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Episode 140: Biblical Misogyny Jun 02, 2024

This week we explore misogyny in the Bible because according to some its the least misogynist book in the world...we will see.

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Episode 139: The day the sun stood still May 27, 2024

This week we talk a bit about the sun standing still. We also talk a bit about that one pastor that technically probably didn't murder his wife and the priest that very much spent a years salary on Candy Crush.

Grab your favorite beverage; its a wild one.

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Episode 138: Of Bears and Eternal Torment May 19, 2024

This week we talk about women, and bears and hell which seems oddly fitting given the circumstances.

Grab your favorite beverage; this one is a doozy.

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Episode 137: This one only comes out if you don't eat May 07, 2024

This week we talk about fasting and what an odd thing it is that we were expected to do this as children and young adults. Also we snicker a bit about disunity on the right over who is the most Christian.

Enjoy!

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Episode 136: Miriam is kinda racist with Benjamin Faye Apr 28, 2024

This week on the podcast we talk a bit about Miriam, Moses's sister, and what her deal with Zipporah was all about. Also we discuss the many tantrums of Mark Driscoll.

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Episode 135: Of Furnaces and Eclipses Apr 22, 2024

This week we revisit the Fiery Furnace which is to say we talk about American Evangelicals obsession with politics. Also an Eclipse happened.

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Episode 134: Shooting the Sh*t with Transvangelical Apr 12, 2024

This week we welcome Transvangelical on the show to talk about the Trump Bible and how America is still here in spite of celebrating Trans Visibility on Easter.

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Episode 133: Jacob's Procreation Chaos Apr 08, 2024

This week we talk about Jacob and his taking the commandment to be fruitful and multiply a little too seriously. We also talk a bit about accountability in our space and how to be effective long term.

Enjoy!

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Episode 132: We blame Martin Luther and AI for most of this Mar 29, 2024

This is the episode wherein we show that Martin Luther's legacy is way more harmful than helpful. We also get into why Christian's are suddenly obsessed with AI art.

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Episode 131: IVF madness and the polite history of reverse colonization. Mar 17, 2024

This week we bring you a history of the American Colonization Society and also discuss the madness that is banning IVF. Evangelicals never sleep but they also don't have many new ideas. Lets drink to that.

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Episode 129: Content Warning Debrief Mar 04, 2024

This week we reflect on our time at the Content Warning event. It was such a fun event to put on and we look forward to hosting many more.

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Episode 128: The Bible's greatest sex scenes with Scott Okamoto Feb 24, 2024

This week we are joined by friend of the pod Scott Okamoto to dive into the greatest instances of sexy time in the Bible...there aren't that many good ones but we enjoyed the journey.

Grab your favorite beverage its a treat.

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Episode 127: Revelation the Third Feb 15, 2024

Today we wrap up our deep dive into the Book of Revelation and its...well it is finished and that's the best we can say about it.

I am not sure what we expected but coming away seeing God as the villain of the story was not on our bingo card.

Grab your favorite beverage; this one is a doozie.

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Episode 126: Why do Christian men hate women? Feb 09, 2024

This week we do a takedown of some of the "rigorous" scholarship coming out of the complementarian side of the Christian debate over whether women are people.

It doesn't go well for the complementarians.

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Episode 125: Revelation, the Second Part Feb 02, 2024

This week we dive into the middle section of Revelation and it just gets more and more bonkers as we go.

Grab your favorite beverage; you are going to need it.

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Episode 124: Responsible Ejaculation, Foreskins, and Michal with special guest Meghan Crozier Jan 26, 2024

Folks this is one for the books wherein we talk about responsible ejaculation and get into the tragic story of Michal, David's other lover. Also this week we have an amazing guest, Meghan Crozier aka The Pursuing Life on Twitter, Instagram, and Threads. She is very worth a follow.

Grab your favorite beverage; this is a fantastic episode.

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Episode 123: Revelation Part 1: Why do we do this to ourselves Jan 19, 2024

The long awaited episode on the Book of Revelation has finally made its glorious appearing. This is part 1, the rest will come when we will it. Until then you can ponder the significance of this being episode 123.

Grab your favorite beverage; this one is a doozie.

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Episode 122: Neuralink and the Golden Rule Jan 16, 2024

This week we take on Neuralink or rather Christian approaches to ethical dilemmas and also discuss the Golden Rule. Its a good one!

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Episode 121: Christian Superstitions Jan 07, 2024

This week we take the whole episode to talk about how Evangelical Christians believe in magic way more than anyone else.

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Episode 120: Human Sacrifice is the reason for the season Dec 31, 2023

Just in time (ok a little belated) for the holidays we bring you a lovely conversation about human sacrifice and all the ways the bible is totally ok with it as long as its for a good reason.

Enjoy!

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Episode 119: Are we Brainwashed? Dec 21, 2023

This week we look at evangelical hot takes about the deconstruction/exvangelical community and wonder why they get it so wrong and if we are in fact brainwashed.

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Episode 118: Top Ten Biblical Contradictions Dec 16, 2023

This week we dive into some of our favorite biblical contradictions, missteps, and generally things that make us go, huh.

We also rant a bit about that one pre thanksgiving anti-trans article.

Its a good one, cheers!

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Episode 117: Galatians part Deux; This sh*t is Bananas Dec 08, 2023

This week we finish off the book of Galatians and also talk about how problematic it is that the Speaker of the House uses his son as an accountability partner.

Grab your favorite beverage, its doozie.

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Episode 116: The Pilgrims Regress Nov 23, 2023

This week dive deep into the history of the pilgrims and its as wild and weird as you would expect. It will be sure to enliven your holiday gatherings. We also continue our coverage of the ongoing saga of Tim Ballard and it...continues to be awful.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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Episode 115: Galatians Part 1 and why megachurch pastors need their hard drives searched. Nov 18, 2023

This week we dive into the first half of the book of Galatians and come out the other end feeling like we need a shower.

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Episode 114: Jezebel ain't godless Nov 10, 2023

This week we do a little character study on Jezebel and it turns out that she is anything but godless.

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Episode 113: Jehoshaphat: A Stable Military Genius Nov 03, 2023

This week we dive into the military genius that is sending the worship band ahead of the military. We also talk about the not so subtle racism in the new He Gets Us ad.

Its wild. Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy.

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Episode 112: Reflections on Nudity, Israel, and Palestine Oct 23, 2023

This week we talk a bit about Israel and Palestine and then a bit about being naked. We are by no means experts in the former but the latter is kinda fun. Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy the discussion.

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Episode 111: Is it Spiritual Warfare or do you just have anxiety? Oct 13, 2023

This week we share our "war stories" from the front lines of the war for souls that probably isn't actually happening.

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Episode 110: Two Creations Too Many Sep 15, 2023

This week we go all the way to the beginning to find out the truth about the creation story and we can confirm that there is alot more going on there than one literal account of what happened 5,000 years ago. Grab your favorite beverage and join us as we lazily stroll through the two creation accounts of Genesis.

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Episode 109: Peter Dreams of Ham Sep 08, 2023

Hey folks we have another exciting episode this week about dreams and eating weird animals. Ya know the stuff that makes the Bible the book we all know and love. We also discuss diet Gimli's take on why ya'll are leaving the church.

Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy!

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Episode 108: Flamey, Stephen, and the Evangelical Persecution Complex Aug 24, 2023

This week we talk about drag sensation Flamey Grant as well as the stoning of Stephen and the birth of the evangelical persecution complex. They are kinda all related so grab your favorite beverage and enjoy the show!

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Episode 107: Aliens, The Ark of the Covenant, and coming out as affirming Aug 18, 2023

Hey folks we have a wide ranging episode this week covering the news...of a couple weeks ago as well as the hunt for the ark of the covenant. Its a good one; cheers!

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Episode 106: No Ark No Problem Aug 13, 2023

The hunt for Noah's ark is on and we have the receipts.

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Episode 105: Elijah burns it all down. Jul 31, 2023

This week we talk about Elijah's comedy special on the hill and why Christian care a little too much about sex traffiking.

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Episode 104: Wandering in Wilderness because Reasons Jul 21, 2023

This week we explore all the ways God really just needs therapy and why the Supreme Court is just as messed up as the founders intended.

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Episode 103: Mormonism and MDMA Jul 13, 2023

This week we talk about Mormonism and also how psychedelics could be a cure for white supremacy. Grab your favorite beverage, its a good one!

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Episode 102: 1 Timothy part Deux: 2 Tims, 2 Many. Jun 23, 2023

This week we return to 1 Timothy and its...more problematic than we remember. "Paul" is at it again and we are here for it.

Cheers!

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Episode 101: Love the Sinner; Hate the Sin. Jun 16, 2023

We have all heard the phrase "Love the Sinner; Hate the Sin." This week we look into what that is such a bad take and a terrible way to love people. We also drag capitalism because why not.

Cheers!

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Episode 100: We are just getting started Jun 08, 2023

Folks we are so happy to present to you our 100th episode of Go Home Bible; You're Drunk! This week we welcome Lindsay Fickas, Alycea the Transvangelical, and Mason Mennenga back to the show and get into all the things, laugh more than is necessary, and look forward to 100 more.

We could not do this without you. Cheers! 🥂

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Episode 99: Dunk on 1 Timothy Part 1 May 25, 2023

This week we dunk on whoever wrote 1 Timothy and learn just how much toxic theology has its origin in the dubiously authored letter.

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Episode 98: Justin and Tori Shoot the Sh*t May 19, 2023

This week is a little shorter and a little more random as Tori and I just wanted to sit down and shoot the shit about all the wild things going on in the world right now. We will be back on our Bible antics next week as we march toward episode 100!

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Episode 97: The Proverbs 31 Woman May 05, 2023

This week we talk about the bible's perfect woman and why we should be focusing a bit more on the Proverbs 31 man.

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Episode 96: Esther with April Ajoy Apr 28, 2023

This week we welcome April Ajoy to the podcast to talk about all things Esther and that terrible beauty pageant she was in. Grab your favorite beverage because it gets fun and spicy.

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Episode 95: Hosea's love isn't love Apr 20, 2023

This week we tackle the book of Hosea and we really need a drink now.

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Episode 94: Capitalism, Government, and Christianity Apr 13, 2023

This isn't the most fun episode that we have done but we think it is timely. Capitalism, Government, and Christianity have made quite a bed together in this country and we get into it this week.

You might want to grab your favorite beverage for this one. Cheers 🥃

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Episode 93: Wherein we talk about Easter and make bad predictions. Apr 06, 2023

Hey folks we recorded this a while ago and it's been a wild few weeks so go easy on our lack of foresight into just how insane evangelicals would get this week. But also Easter is an odd holiday and it deserves to be seen for the grab bag of traditions it has become.

Cheers 🍻

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Episode 92: Top Ten Weirdest Bible Stories Mar 23, 2023

This week we try something a little fun and narrow down the weird stories of the Bible down to a top ten. How did we do? What did we miss?

Let us know on the socials @gohomebible

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Episode 91: Not having all the answers is good with Lindsay Fickas Mar 17, 2023

This week we welcome Lindsay Fickas to the pod wherein we talk about authoritarianism, absolute truth, and why not having all the answers is a good thing.

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Episode 90: Purity Culture and the Gospel Coalition with Anna Beahm Mar 09, 2023

This week we have the amazing Anna Beahm on the pod to talk about purity culture and that one really weird Gospel Coalition article. Anna is a reporter for Reckon.news who focuses on the state of sex education and evangelical purity culture across America. She is very into data and science so we know you will love her.

Grab your favorite beverage, this one is a treat!

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Episode 89: A Revival of the Prayer of Jabez Mar 06, 2023

Oh boy is this a good one. We continue our coverage of the now mostly forgotten revival and get into God's plan for making you wealthy, the Prayer of Jabez.

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Episode 88: A Revival of Tongues Feb 19, 2023

Apparently revival is here and you know that we have thoughts so grab your favorite beverage and settle in for a wild ride about movements of the Holy Ghost and the power of mirror neurons.

It's a good one. Cheers!

Also apologies about Justin's audio. He didn't turn the correct mic on 🤦‍♂️

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Episode 87: Onan was killed for spilling some seed Feb 10, 2023

This week we talk about Onan and if don't know who he is you were not the kid in youth group that flipped through the Bible for all the giggly bits. Turns out some sins will get you directly killed by God and apparently spilling seed in the wrong place is one of them; who knew?

Grab your favorite beverage friends, this one is wild.

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Episode 86: Conflict, Community, and Andy Stanley Feb 04, 2023

Grab your favorite beverage friend because this week we are talking about conflict; namely how bad we are at it after years of being told we have to be of one mind or we are exiled.

Also we get into Andy Stanley and how sermons aren't good enough anymore. You need skin in the game.

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Episode 85: Joseph had a coat and Jesus wasn't dead for 3 days Jan 20, 2023

This week we cover most of the story about Joseph and his really terrible brothers because that prank escalated quickly. We also talk a bit about the new Passion of the Christ film and how Jesus was not dead for 3 days.

Enjoy!

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Episode 84: Absalom and Janice Lagata! Jan 12, 2023

We are so happy to introduce you to Janice Lagata this week on the podcast! Janice is a former evangelical super volunteer and generally wonderful individual. Today on the podcast she is here to talk about Absalom, Christian parenting, and whatever passes for leadership in Christian circles.

It's a delight and you can follow Janice on all the things @godhasnotgiven.

Enjoy!

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Episode 83: Of Davids and Goliaths Jan 05, 2023

This week we visit a classic story and again ask the question, why were we taught this as children? Also we get into the whole saga of Andrew Tate and Greta Thunberg which is its own kind of David and Goliath story.

Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy!

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Episode 82: Merry War on Christmas with Brad Onishi Dec 22, 2022

Grab your favorite beverage friend cause this is our last episode of 2022! This week we welcome friend of the pod Brad Onishi of Straight White American Jesus to talk about his new book Preparing for War: The Extremist History of White Christian Nationalism and What Comes Next. Obviously we talk about the history of White Christian Nationalism i.e. American history but we also touch on what we can tangibly do to help those around us from getting wrapped up in the near endless cycle of extremism.

Grab your favorite beverage; it's a fun one.

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Episode 81: Dreams, Visions, and Marriage Dec 15, 2022

This week in keeping with our tradition of not paying attention to Christian holidays we are going to talk about all the dreams recorded in the Bible cause some of them are wild.

Also good news, we made a slightly good step toward marriage equality this month. We'll drink to that. Cheers!

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Episode 80: Scams and Charities Dec 09, 2022

This week we do a deep dive into the world of Christian charities and it is...not pretty. Grab your favorite beverage because you are probably not getting any of that money back.

Here is the link to the paper Tori mentioned: https://digitalcollections.sit.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=3983&context=capstones

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Episode 79: Come, Now is the Time to Worship with Alycea the Transvangelical Dec 01, 2022

This week we are delighted to have Alycea, better known online as the Transvangelical, on the show this week. We talk about a little bit of everything but our story centers on David dancing through the streets and well...it might not have just been dancing.

Strap in and grab your favorite beverage. This one will leave you in stitches.

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Episode 78: Shooting the Sh*t Nov 23, 2022

This is a wholesome lighthearted episode ahead of the holiday season to give us all a little break from *gestures vaguely* all of this. No real agenda just some random questions from the Discord for you to enjoy as you travel or unravel this week.

Enjoy!

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Episode 77: Community Guidelines Nov 17, 2022

This week we take a little time to talk about how bad evangelicals are at community and how that impacts those of us that have left. How do we create community and quality relationships now that we don't have to all agree on what we believe?

As we prep for Thanksgiving and the holiday season this is a good one to grab your favorite beverage and cozy up to. Cheers!

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Episode 76: Moses got Grifted Nov 10, 2022

This week we return to dear old Moses and our boy is not doing well. Apparently asking basic clarifying questions makes God big mad, who knew? We also dig a bit more into Christian Nationalism which thankfully didn't take over the entire government this week.

Grab your favorite beverage, this was a fun one.

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Episode 75: Moses gets Burnt Nov 03, 2022

This week on the pod we talk about everyone's favorite story of coercive calling, Moses and the Burning Bush. Here at Go Home Bible we have a soft spot for ol' Moses and really feel like God gave him a raw deal and blamed him for problems God caused themself. This story is no different so grab your favorite beverage as we dive into Part 1 of this very wild story.

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Episode 74: The Witch of Endor was a good neighbor Oct 27, 2022

This week we are diving back into the Bible for some witchy goodness before Halloween. We are visiting the Witch of Endor and finding her to be surprisingly wholesome and neighborly. Also we talk about how evangelicals are not so slyly redefining who their neighbors are. It's not a good look.

Grab your favorite spooky beverage; it's a fun one!

Happy Halloween and/or Samhain to all who celebrate!

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Episode 73: The Answer to Climate Change is not in Genesis Oct 20, 2022

Hey friends we have a bit of a different episode today wherein we talk about our former views on Climate Change and why they just aren't going to cut it. Stick around after the break where we try to get practical on how to incentivise your conservative relatives to care about this place we call home.

It's a deep dive this week so grab your favorite beverage and enjoy!

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Episode 72: So you want to know about the Supreme Court with Andrew Seidel Oct 14, 2022

This week on the podcast we welcome back Andrew Seidel, attorney and author of "The Founding Myth" and the newly released "American Crusade: How the Supreme Court Is Weaponizing Religious Freedom". You can check them out wherever books are sold or at your local library.

Andrew is a wonderful friend of the pod and we are glad to have him back to discuss how we got to this wild place with the Supreme Court and what we might be able to do to steer things back in the right direction. Grab your favorite beverage; its a great episode!

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Episode 71: Welcome to Christian Park Oct 06, 2022

This week we are taking a tour of all the wonderful Christian themed parks in the land and it is a wild ride of grift, incompetence, and hilarity. Grab your favorite beverage cause the animatronics are coming alive and half the exhibits are stolen.

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Episode 70: For I don't really have a plan for you Sep 29, 2022

How many times have we heard God has a plan for us? A million. How many times was that used for spiritual bypassing, gaslighting, and an excuse to not actually do the work? A million more.

This week we get into God's "plans" for us and just how wild it was that we put our lives in White Evangelical Jesus' very incapable hands. Grab your favorite beverage my friends. This is a good one.

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Episode 69: Melchizedek? I never even knew him! Sep 23, 2022

This week we do a little check up; how are you all doing? Are you getting enough water? How about rest?

Also we talk about Melchizedek because really, who is this guy?

Take care of yourselves out there. Cheers!

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Episode 68: Achan got stoned, the Queen is dead, and black elves are fine. Sep 15, 2022

This week we talk about the importance of diversity of casting and how Star Trek did all of this years ago. We also get into the sin of Achan and why, per usual, the punishment was much worse than the crime.

Grab your favorite beverage; its a good one!

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Episode 67: Tithes and Grifts Sep 09, 2022

Did you happen to know that one of the tithes taken up by Israel was to be spent exclusively on parties? We didn't either. Join us this week as we continue our series on parties of the Bible and talk about how Christians misunderstand tithing and how, as depicted in the Bible, it actually was kinda cool.

Cheers!

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Episode 66: Drink that Golden Calf Sep 02, 2022

We are continuing our series of parties in the Bible and taking look at what folks got up to while Moses was away staring at God's ass. Completely understandable shenanigans ensue but, you know, God is a bad dad so his reaction is completely over the top.

Also cancel all student loans. Seriously it isn't that hard. Cheers!

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Episode 65: John the Baptist loses his head Aug 25, 2022

Hey friends this week we talk about everyones favorite locust eater, John the Baptist. Well really we talk about Herod and his wild party where the ol' Baptist lost his head because apparently that is a think that happens at a party in the ancient near east.

Its a fun time, cheers!

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Episode 64: Journey to Hell is Real Aug 18, 2022

Continuing our coverage of great parties in the Bible we couldn't leave out the party with all the best people; hell itself. For some reason (ok we know) evangelicals are obsessed with hell and its a bit problematic. So as usual we think and drink about it and would love to have you along for the ride cause its better to have friends in hell than not enjoy singing in heaven...or something like that.

Cheers!

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Episode 63: Heaven is kinda kinky Aug 11, 2022

In continuing our series on parties in the Bible we decided to take on the ultimate party, Heaven. Initially we were skeptical that heaven could be a great place to spend eternity but with the right company it might not be so bad. Grab your favorite beverage folks; it's going to be a wild time in heaven if they happen to let us in.

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Episode 62: We Stan Queen Vashti but not Olive Garden Aug 04, 2022

This week we talk a bit about how we treat each other on the internet and maybe not to dogpile on people. Cause you gotta call in before you call out.

Also we decided to look into some parties in the Bible and boy howdy did they throw some ragers. Grab your favorite beverage my friends we are standing with Queen Vashti this week and she is fabulous.

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Episode 61: Move over Martha, Mary Magdalene is here. Jul 28, 2022

Folks we went to church today and learned a bit about how Martha (in the book of John at least) doesn't exist. Is it an innocent mistake of a conspiracy? Grab your favorite beverage and find out!

Also we talk about how to make white progressive spaces more colorful. Hope you enjoy!

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Episode 60: Private School; No Rules Jul 21, 2022

This week Tori and Justin share their experiences with Christian Private Schools and Homeschooling...its a total mess. We get into some of the wild things we were taught, how private schools can get away with just about anything, and also (hopefully) how to push for small reforms at the state level.

It kinda drives us to drink but that's what we are here for. Cheers.

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Episode 59: Babylonian Party Time with Daniel Jul 14, 2022

This week we fulfill one of our lifelong dreams and go to one of those crazy Babylonian parties everyone is going on about...unfortunately it is the last Babylonian party and is ruined by the maybe fictional Daniel and the completely fictional Darius the Mede. Oops.

We also do a new segment about what we are currently obsessed with and a fun time was had by all. Enjoy!

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Episode 58: The Southern Baptist Convention is wild y'all Jul 07, 2022

We are trying something a little different this week; we are doing a full episode deep dive into the history of the Southern Baptist Convention and it does not disappoint. There are twists, there are turns, there are...some pretty predictable outcomes. Grab your favorite beverage, this one is a doozie.

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Episode 57: Lesbian Kisses and Fiery Furnaces Jun 30, 2022

Hey friends this week we try to go a little lighter and talk about the totally normal lesbian kiss in a kids movie as well as how strange the story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego is. It's wild out there friends. Stay safe and love each other.

Cheers!

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Episode 56: Baptists are gonna Baptist and Lepers are gonna Leper. Jun 23, 2022

This week we spill the tea on the Souther Baptist Convention and get a little perturbed at the ways lepers were treated in the ancient near east. Also we talk about STIs, medical stigmas, and how mean our brains are to us.

Its a delight, enjoy 🍻

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Episode 55: I am as evil as I want to be Jun 16, 2022

This week we have a bit of a different episode where Tori and Justin talk about evil. We trace what we were taught as kids about why bad things happen and then try to figure out where we land today. It is a bit of an experiment. Let us know what you think!

Note: There were some technical issues with this episode. We ironed it out the best we could but some content was sadly lost.

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Episode 54: The SBC and Televangelists aren't alright. Jun 09, 2022

Grab your favorite beverage because we dive into the patriarchy that drives much of the SBC and its...not a good look. Also if you grew up with Christian television on blast 24/7 or are worried your parents have bankrupted themselves giving their money to spiritual snake oil salesmen this might be a cathartic listen.

If you don't know what an SBC is and haven't watched relatives hand over money to a "faith healer" you are in for quite a ride. The Christian celebrities aren't alright.

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Episode 53: Jesus says, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion. Jun 02, 2022

Jesus has some surprisingly choice words for religions leaders and in these heavy times we actually found reading them to be quite cathartic. Also we are 100% sure he would, like most decent humans, have more than a few choice words to say about our obsession with guns and inability to protect children here in America.

Its a bit of a heavy episode at times but we wanted to raise a glass with you to say to the religious leaders running this country, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion.

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Episode 52: Weird Angels and Trolling Christianity Today May 26, 2022

This week is heavy so we decided to troll Christian news sites and talk about Ezekiel's totally not mushroom fueled romp through the heavens. Hopefully it will be a fun break from the madness and perhaps even give you a little much needed levity.

Be good to yourselves out there.

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Episode 51: We Stan Comrade Jesus May 19, 2022

This week we dive into the delightful world of communist Jesus. Also, what is up with straight white dudes? We would like to know.

Grab your favorite beverage because we are liberating the proletariat and taking names.

Also apologies for the late post I (Justin) am going through alot of personal stuff lately and its kinda taking it out of me.

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Episode 50: Go Home Christians You're Drunk Part Deux Electric Boogaloo May 11, 2022

In a completely predictable turn of events evangelicals are almost on the brink of overturning Roe v Wade and we have some feelings about it. Also apparently they aren't very consistent in their sexual ethics, who knew!?!

Grab your favorite beverage and a weighted blanket. It's rough out there but we got you.

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Episode 49: Go Home Christians You're Drunk May 05, 2022

This week we dive into the evangelical mind and see what is in there. It's a mixed bag. We recorded this before the Roe v Wade leak so it is a bit dated but their overall lack of internal consistency and general disregard for reality is remarkably...consistent.

It's wild out there folks. Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy!

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Episode 48: Gun Nuts, Pigs, and Demons Apr 28, 2022

Sometimes belief can do some strange things to you and we talk about how that plays out in the lives of Christian "patriots" defending their private property. Also we discuss just how Jesus has no problem destroying personal property (and food!) to prove a point. It's kind of weird but hey it's the Bible so that is kind of par for the course.

Grab your favorite beverage and light a candle for the thousands of pigs harmed to make this story.

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Episode 47: Gender Reveals and Anti-Capitalist Jesus Apr 21, 2022

This week we have words to say about gender reveals and the dudes that lose their cool because they are having a daughter. Also, buckle up comrade, because apparently Jesus had no problem confronting rich people to their faces and did not care about their feelings. May you enjoy your favorite beverage and do likewise.

Cheers!

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Episode 46: Reincarnation and a Half Dozen Resurrections Apr 14, 2022

This week for kicks during resurrection week we decided to talk a bit about reincarnation, because why not? We also talk about some of the other resurrections in the Bible because they are kinda wild. So grab your favorite beverage this one is both hilarious and trippy.

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Episode 45: Heaven, Fetuses, and a Sad Fig Tree Apr 07, 2022

This week we talk a bit about what it might be like to live forever and we aren't sure we like it. Also what are all the aborted fetuses doing in heaven? We also discuss Jesus getting mad at a fig tree and killing it with his faith. Cause that's totally normal.

Grab your favorite beverage, it's a wild one.

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Episode 44: Tori doesn't like Easter Mar 31, 2022

Some holidays are great and others are...not so much. For us Easter is one of the latter and we have some feeling about it. So grab your favorite drink as we roast Easter and make the case that you don't need a crucified corpse to welcome in the Springtime.

It's a good one. Enjoy!

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Episode 43: The Truth is in the Bible Code Mar 24, 2022

Grab your favorite tin foil hat cause we are diving deep into conspiracy theory land with the Bible Code. For those that don't know the Bible Code is a "secret" code found in the Bible that can tell the future and might be the secret to unlocking advanced alien technology...or it could just be that humans find meaning in everything even when there is nothing there. We will let you decide.

We also talk a bit about the drama at Christianity Today, how it is not hard to not sexually harass your coworkers, and much more. It's a crazy one. Enjoy!

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Episode 42: Saint Patrick's Delight Mar 17, 2022

Sláinte everyone! It's the day of Patrick and we have some thoughts about the Emerald Isle's favored son who actually wasn't from there. Also we take a break from covering evangelicalism to talk a little bit about how important it is to take care of yourself. It's crazy days and it is ok to be good to yourself today. It's what the Lord Patrick would want for you.

Enjoy!

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Episode 41: Nothing says I love you like 10 plagues. Mar 10, 2022

This week we grab a glass of blood water and watch God slowly destroy Egypt to prove how powerful he is, or something. We also ponder what it means for God to harden a world leader's heart and why biblical prophecy makes terrible foreign policy

You are going to need your favorite beverage because this episode is a trip.

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Episode 40: What the Lent! Mar 03, 2022

This week we talk about all the things we gave up for Lent and how we hope to never get ashed again. We also get into how to manage our energy in this crazy time and how maybe giving up things (for yourself, or Jesus, or whatever) might not be such a bad idea.

Enjoy!

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Episode 39: The Ass of God Feb 24, 2022

Move over sexy angels God is about to show us what he is working with. This week grab your favorite beverage because we are checking God out and seeing if they are as great as advertised.

We also get into the unhinged nature of conservative beauty standards, how Moses covers for God's drunk ass, and how saying you are loving and kind isn't the same thing as being loving and kind.

Enjoy!

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Episode 38: Blake Chastain gets Moody Feb 17, 2022

Hey friends this is a special week on the pod as we welcome Blake Chastain to the open bar that is Go Home Bible; You're Drunk.

For those of you that don't know Blake is the creator of the Exvangelical Podcast and if you have ever used that hashtag you have him to thank for coining and popularizing it. He also helped found Irreverent Media Group which is one of the reasons this podcast exists!

Blake is on the pod today to talk a bit about the relationship between evangelicalism and capitalism and you better have a drink in hand because those roots go super deep. We also dive into the cultural phenomenon that is the bearded theobro, how Dwight L. Moody sold out, and why you have German anarchists to thank for the 8 hour work day.

It's a delight, hope you enjoy.

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Episode 37: David and Jonathan sitting in a tree... Feb 10, 2022

Hey friends one or more of us decided to switch things up and bring you the first episode of Go Home Bible; You're High! It isn't an experiment that we plan to do again any time soon but we do what we must for you, the people.

This week we dive into the torrid love affair that is David and Jonathan. Whether they were actually LGBTQ or not we think this story and how evangelicals react to it is both telling and fascinating. We also get into burning and banning books, the excellence that is satanic doo-wop, and how toxic masculinity isn't good for anyone.

It's a trip, quite literally for one or more of us, and we hope you enjoy.

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Episode 36: Boaz gets ahead Feb 03, 2022

This week we read from the book of Ruth and learn some things about Ruth and Boaz's relationship that they did not teach us in Sunday school. It's quite a ride and you will want to have your favorite drink in hand. Enjoy!

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Episode 35: Purity culture isn't for humans Jan 27, 2022

Grab your favorite beverage and slip into something a little more comfortable; we are talking about purity culture and sexuality today on the pod. We all know purity culture did a number on us but what happens after you reject that can also be confusing. Hopefully this little discussion can get you thinking about what a new sexual ethic after purity might look like.

We also talk about aliens. Enjoy!

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Episode 34: The Bible is not prolife Jan 20, 2022

What more do we need to say folks; the Bible is not prolife and neither are the evangelicals that claim to love it. In this episode we get into the roots of the so called prolife movement, our personal histories in how we deconstructed our views of abortion, and where we can go from here. Grab your favorite beverage; it's a doozie.

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Episode 33: Ehud makes the dirt fall out. Jan 13, 2022

This week we plunge deeply into the story of Ehud the left handed assassin of kings. He doesn't get much screen time in the Bible but he makes the most of it by killing a man on the toilet and living to tell about it. You can't make this stuff up so grab you favorite beverage; this one gets messy.

In addition to this odd tale we talk about Pope Francis, having kids, and why it's not hard to be not problematic. It's a ride. Enjoy!

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Episode 32: Father Abraham was a bad dad. Jan 06, 2022

After a break for the holidays we are back! This week we pull no punches as we discuss the binding of Isaac which is honestly one of the more disturbing passages of scripture. We also get into how Evangelicals are more openly dumping Jesus in their quest for more power and just how problematic reading the Bible to children is.

Grab your favorite beverage; 2022 is going to be...something.

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Episode 31: Merry Christmas to Upper Middle Class Jesus Dec 09, 2021

This week we decide to crash Matthew's Christmas party and see the story of Jesus' birth from his perspective. Things did not clear up. There are random astrologers, a King that can't see a star a few miles from his house and random gifts you know got regifted. We also talk about the greatest gift evangelical's want to see under their tree this year which will drive any sane person to drink.

It's a good one folks and we hope that wherever you are and whatever you are celebrating this month it is full of all the good things. Happy Holidays.

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Episode 30: Jesus' birth is a mess but having a body is good Dec 02, 2021

Merry Holiday Festivus time! Grab your favorite beverage its time to talk about Jesus' birth and ponder the mystery of why God planned it this way because it is hella problematic. We also decipher the lyrics of the new worship song, "Let's Go Brandon" and get into the weeds on Roman taxation cause we are Bible nerds.

All that said, It's a good one friends because in spite of the mess that is this story we do find a way to come back home to our bodies and celebrate that being here, now, is one of the best things we can do. Enjoy!

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Episode 29: God is a Bad Dad and Eve Did Nothing Wrong. Nov 18, 2021

You are gonna need your favorite beverage because in this episode we lightly tackle the fall of mankind. No pressure. We also discuss that one article, how God has a second family somewhere else, and the joy or reinterpreting stories that were originally meant to harm.

Its a good one, enjoy!

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Episode 28: Salvation isn't all that real Nov 11, 2021

Grab your favorite beverage cause this week we dive into the most famous Bible verse of them all, John 3:16. Reading it again we aren't all that sure why it's famous but we did learn why we don't have social skills, how most American evangelicals probably aren't saved, and how organizing outside of power is probably the most "Christian" thing you can do.

To top it off we also get into Chris Pratt, the true God of evangelicalism, and how Charles Finney punked people into being abolitionists. Its a good one, enjoy!

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Episode 27: Andre Henry and the Big Plantation Owner in the Sky Nov 04, 2021

This week we welcome Andre Henry to the podcast to tell us a little story about his hometown's curious place in Christian history. We also talk about the KKK, Jonathan Edwards, and how White Jesus just might be a serial killer. Grab your favorite beverage, its a good one!

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Episode 26: A Very Evangelical Halloween with Alice Hamilton Oct 28, 2021

Grab your favorite beverage and maybe your kid's candy and settle in for a delightful conversation with Alice Hamilton about evangelical Halloween.

We cover Midnight Mass, the Satanic Panic, Hell Houses, and how not great Tori and Alice's Halloween traditions were. It's a delight. Enjoy your holidays!

Content Warning: Brief mention of suicide.

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Episode 25: Balaam the Wizard and Nome the Barbarian Oct 21, 2021

This is our 25th episode and lets drink to that!

Joining us this week is the delightful Andrew Nome, better know on the internet as Nome the Barbarian. He brings a wealth of knowledge, a handle of rum, and an absolutely fantastic perspective on this strange story of a wizardly hitman and a talking donkey. We cover everything from the anatomy of angels, why hippos are difficult to castrate, and so much more.

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Episode 24: Of Boys and Bears Oct 14, 2021

Here it is folks, the long lost Elisha and the Two Bears episode! Grab your favorite beverage as we discuss this very strange story and ponder why God wakes up every morning and chooses violence. It's enough to drive anyone to drink. Cheers!

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Episode 23: The Leaning Tower of Babel Oct 07, 2021

We are taking a trip to the Tower of Babel this week and honestly we are feeling a way about it. Grab your favorite beverage cause we don't think anyone has any idea what this story is about and we are going to get to the bottom of it...or at lease have so fun trying. Enjoy!

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Episode 22: The Good Samaritan Still Slaps Sep 30, 2021

Sometimes the Bible isn't so bad, in fact sometimes its still good, and this week we drink to that.

Also we talk about how apparently we were never exposed to True Christianity™ and that is why we walked away from the faith. Oh, and Antifa is more like Jesus than Evangelicals. Enjoy!

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Episode 21: Paul Can't Riot Sep 23, 2021

Join us this week for a rousing conversation about Paul's unsuccessful attempts a quelling a riot and evangelicals unsuccessful attempts to keep people from being compassionate. We also compare notes on our training as teenage exorcists and take an inventory of the things we had to burn for Jesus. Enjoy!

Content Warning: There is a brief comment about rape around the 8 minute mark.

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Episode 20: Mason Mennenga and the Foreskin of Christ Sep 16, 2021

You are gonna want to grab your favorite beverage; this one is alot to take in. Mason Mennenga joins us today to talk about Catherine of Siena and her unique way of loving Jesus, the Satanic Temple's similarity to the Early Church, and why Christian sexuality is important. We also discover that he has a deep seated and unconscious attraction to Julia Child. So yeah, it's a good one. Enjoy!

Note: We did have some audio issues that we could not really avoid. It clears up a bit after the 10 minute mark. Apologies, we are trying to get better.

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Episode 19: Job, Abortion, The Nuclear Family, and Brad Onishi Sep 09, 2021

Joining us this week is the ever brilliant Brad Onishi to talk with us about Job and the family. The character of Job is probably the closest thing we have to a "family man" in the Bible and well...things don't really work out all that well for him. Grab your favorite beverage my friends., we are deconstructing sacred family values this week!

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Episode 18: Ananias and Sapphira and Lauren O'Neal Sep 02, 2021

Raise a glass to communist Jesus because this week we are talking about how God strikes down the capitalists with Lauren O'Neal. The story of Ananias and Sapphira is a troubling one but with a drink in hand nothing can stop us from diving into the deep end and solving the world's problems while we are at it.

Also on the pod we briefly discuss our memories of the early war in Afghanistan, how Paul overshadows everything, and what society might look like if we were a little less Christian. Enjoy!

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Episode 17: Samson drives us to drink Aug 26, 2021

This one we drank a bit more than usual and talked about Samson who is a deeply weird dude and probably a serial killer. Come for the drinks and laughs; stay for the takedown of conservative morality and a pleasantly heartfelt talk about deconstruction.

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Episode 16: The Tale of Two Prison Breaks Aug 19, 2021

Hey friends we did it, we are finally taking on Paul! This is the first of a loose series tentatively titled Paul is a D*ck. We spill all the tea on everyones favorite theological cop and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it. Grab your favorite beverage because we are setting captives free (unlike Paul).

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Episode 15: Daniel and Dem Bears...er...Lions Aug 12, 2021

This week we dive into the Sunday School classic, Daniel and the Lions Den! Beverage in hand we look at how this story is usually taught to children and how problematic martyrdom is. Also we can't seem to remember if it is Lions or Bears which is a good time.

Also in the episode we talk about biblical commas, how empires create trauma wherever they go, and just how hot Oscar Issac is with a beard. Grab a drink, its a fun one.

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Episode 14: It's a Lot with Andrew Seidel Aug 05, 2021

In the Bible the story of Lot is little dark so we thought we needed to bring a friend along to help us out. Andrew Seidel is an attorney at the Freedom From Religion foundation and the author of The Founding Myth: Why Christian Nationalism is Un-American. He is also a fantastic communicator and delightful to talk to.

Our conversation ranges from the January 6th attacks on the Capitol, to parenting, to just how messed up biblical morality is. Grab your favorite beverage, you are going to need it.

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Episode 13: Jesus knows how to party Jul 29, 2021

If you don't have a favorite beverage don't worry because Jesus has you covered! This week we dive into the wine filled ceremonial jug that is the Wedding at Cana and a good time is had by all . Also we discuss Ken Ham's newest project, just how many wives Jesus might have had and give out a life verse to our newest patron!

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Episode 12: Jesus is kinda meh Jul 22, 2021

Grab your favorite beverage my friends because we are looking at Jesus today and it isn't pretty. Our boy prays outside in the rain, walks on water, and then gets downright petty with his people which honestly isn't a good look.

We also talk about David Jeremiah's freak out over exvangelicals, why you should not kink shame the whore of Babylon, and whole lot more. Cheers y'all, enjoy!

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Episode 11: Jonah and the Giant Worm Jul 15, 2021

This week Jonah gets all up in his feels watching a giant worm devour his favorite houseplant. Grab your favorite beverage for Jonah part 2; it is way weirder than you remember.

Also this episode features a discussion about Russel Moore and the SBC's complete disinterest in accountability for sexual misconduct because you know that's not the gospel or whatever.

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Episode 10: Jonah and the Sex Positive Marine Mammal Jul 08, 2021

This week we celebrate episode 10 with another classic, Jonah! This is part 1 of a two part series so grab your favorite beverage as we get into this story that is way weirder than you remember.

Also this episode feature a discussion about what in the world Mark Driscoll is up to and how much Tori is obsessed with whales. Very excited to see what y'all think!

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Episode 9: The one about Hagar Jul 01, 2021

Today we get into the story of Hagar and how our different perspectives shape how we view her and what we bring to the Bible. Also Abraham is basically the rich white guy with no accountability in the Bible and we don't pull our punches. Grab your favorite beverage; this is a great conversation.

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Episode 8: Deborah and Jael got skills Jun 24, 2021

This week we head to the Libertarian paradise that is the book of Judges and check out what God's woman Deborah is up to. We also visit the tent of Jael for a glass of milk and let's just say it doesn't go all that well. Grab your favorite beverage and find out how ladies in patriarchy get things done.

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Episode 7: Young Earth BS Jun 17, 2021

This week we jump into the world of Young Earth Creationism and how our beliefs about the cosmos shape us. Tori and Justin get a little more personal as we talk about our de-conversions away from evangelical "science" and into embracing the infinite joy (and sometimes terror) that is the universe we find ourselves in. Grab your favorite beverage; this is a good one.

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Episode 6: Jesus Hates Capitalism Jun 10, 2021

Today we visit the New Testament to look at our favorite Antifa Liberal, Jesus Christ himself. Grab your whips and your favorite beverage to watch our Lord and Savior flip tables, destroy personal property, and generally disrupt commerce. It's a hot one and we think that is just the way the Lord would like it. Cheers!

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Episode 5: Kellogg's Frosted Flake Jun 03, 2021

This one is a bit different because we are dropping off the pages of the Bible and into the mind and work of one of the great grandfathers of purity culture, John Harvey Kellogg. Grab your favorite beverage because this man is a train wreck of science, woo, and religious self-loathing that you have to see (ok, hear) to believe.

CW: brief mention of religiously motivated medical procedures.

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Episode 4: Jericho, Guns, and a Generous Sex Worker May 27, 2021

Grab your favorite beverage cause we are headed down to Jericho town. This week we talk about the battle of Jericho, the use of the Bible to justify all kinds of harm, and just how many crafty sex workers are getting pretty high praise in the pages of Scripture. Hope you enjoy!

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Episode 3: Dinah and the Tactical use of Circumcision May 20, 2021

This week we talk about the what happened to Dinah and what her brothers did afterward, it's a packed show where we talk about abortion, gaslighting, and the use of circumcision in warfare. Grab your favorite beverage cause the Bible is a hot mess and we are here for it.

CW: sexual assault, miscarriage, rape.

One source mentioned re miscarriage: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/politics/a27454956/what-does-georgias-abortion-law-mean-women-who-miscarry/

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Episode 2: Zipporah got some Flint May 13, 2021

It’s blood, circumcision, and the power of black women this week on Go Home Bible, You’re Drunk! In this episode we explore the incredible character of Zipporah and how she not only stands up to God but wins. Turns out if God wants to kill you all you have to do is wave a fresh foreskin in his face. It’s a great story, trust us.

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Episode 1: Noah You're Drunk May 06, 2021

Welcome to the first episode of Go Home Bible, You’re Drunk! In this episode we dive right in with a discussion about Noah, his sons, and what sex with angels must be like. The Bible is wild y’all and we are so excited to jump right into the crazy end with you.

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