Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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#134 | Roseanne just came out as queer Apr 26, 2019

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In this particularly raunchy episode, we discuss the sexual habits of "queers" as well as the rampant STDs sweeping the country and how to deal with them. We also cover roasting marshmallows (related to STDs), soakers, and of course, not making it to the bathroom on time. This is a really gross episode.

#133 | My friend almost died this weekend on his motorcycle Apr 22, 2019

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Wherein we discuss motorcycle problems and several near death experiences on the highway. We also tear through the news and confront the media's blind spot when it comes to the war on Christianity. Turns out the victims in Sri Lanka were more than just "Easter worshippers." Boxing and stealing stories also comes up and then we settle into the mail bag for a good bout of Ryan bashing.

#132 | I think I figured out fighting Apr 18, 2019

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We start out this epsiode with a look at boxing and how getting over your fear of being punched comes in handy when riding a motorcycle. This brings us to discussions about combing garageland with your BS detector and how dishonest we all are when it comes to reading the news as a big pile of corny rumors. You don't care about Lori Loughlin cheating to get her daughter into college. You just want the beautiful people to suffer. You don't really think the Mueller report is a smoking gun. You just want Trump to lose. We also get deep into some cocaine stories that takes us from Costa Rica to a $30m yacht off the coast of Somalia. It's a wild ride so take your helmet off and let's go!

#131 | And the best part of that is you get Dragon Rice Apr 15, 2019

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Though this episode appears to be a wandering mess, there is an important thread throughout which is: We need to be more responsible for ourselves and stop relying on others to solve our problems. Don't call AAA. Don't call the cops. Don't wait for someone to come fix your flat tire. Bribe a tow truck to do it off the books. We also answer letters about child rape in the Catholic church, dads who go to Disneyland alone, bad marriages, and farting.

#130 | Did you know some men blow dry their toes? Apr 10, 2019

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We try to figure out why certain men believe airing out your feet after a shower will prevent toe fungus. It won't. You're being duped. Then we talk about the SPLC suit and how many ridiculous lies it includes such as Proud Boys yelling, "He was a f-ing foreigner!" Finally, we dive into the mail bag and use many of the letters as a spring board to bigger, deeper, more scarier conversations.

#129 | Cops are done Apr 08, 2019

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When we were kids we played cops and robbers. More kids wanted to be cops than robbers but today, I doubt anyone wants to be a cop. Paperwork and constant scrutiny has ruined the profession. We send them into the shittiest part of the city and then get made when they don't act like aristocrats. It's made today's cops suicidal but it's also made sure tomorrow's cops are just pussies and nerds. We also attack the mail bag.

#128 | JLo is getting sued for her stripper movie Apr 05, 2019

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Before tearing into the male bag, we discuss how gay I am for men (outside of the sexual connotations, obviously). Men are portrayed as sexist dirtbags who see women as human garbage but then you meet us and we're basically sweeties. This leads to a discussion on boxing, the Proud Boys, hate crimes, gay bashing, apprenticeships, and of course making new guy friends.

#127 | The tits podcast has been fixed Apr 02, 2019

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This one's a mini podcast where we announce that we fixed the glitches in the previous podcast (the tits one). We can't announce this on social media because I've been banned from every platform there is. This leaves us no choice but to make announcements here - as separate podcasts. Anyway, it's fixed. I miss you. Bye.

#126 | Tits are funny, huh? Apr 02, 2019

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In this episode we question everything. Why tits? Why not? Was Gary Coleman killed by his ex-wife Shannon Price? Was Elliot Smith killed by his girlfriend Jennifer Chiba? After all the murder talk, we cleanse the palette with a foray into the UK show Undateables which features mentally handicapped singles trying to navigate the dating scene. We are particularly infatuated with Daniel and his hit album "The Songs of Gigs." It's Daniel Johnston meets Jonathan Richman meets that indie UK band "Art Brut".

#125 | I like to give advice that doesn't make sense Mar 28, 2019

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So, some shithole country calling itself Brunei has decided gays need to be stuffed in a hole and beaten with large rocks until they die but what is "gay"? This prompts a lot of name-dropping as well as a discussion about jail, the SPLC, Jussie Smollet, trauma strains, Tina Tchen, black comedy, Kim Foxx, Costa Rica, and Sarah Silverman's racist past.

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