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Ep. 304 | The delicious lie of boneless wings | Vegans slapped with meat | Alien mothership Mar 13, 2023

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Colorado sports broadcasting legend, Sandy Clough came out of retirement to join Mile High Sports.
A man filed a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings because boneless wing are actually made out of chicken breast.
What would you do if a man slapped a piece of raw meat across your face while quoting Pink Floyd? Oh, and you were eating at a vegan restaurant.
A man allegedly got a tattoo of the PornHub logo on his hand. If it's legit, good luck getting a date. But, hey, maybe PornHub will give him a free subscription. Even though porn is free!
More missing radioactive items - this time in Houston Texas. How does this keep happening?
The Pentagon and a professor at Harvard University teamed up to write a report about a possible alien mothership in our solar system.
Thanks to NBC News for the Mothership audio.

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Ep. 303 | Do we need Daylight Savings Time | Hollywood's recycling of movies Mar 09, 2023

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I give Ryan Renyolds and Hugh Jackman an amazing idea for their new Deadpool movie. And now I wait.
Do we need daylight savings time? A study found a 24% increase in heart attacks the Monday after daylight saving time started. I explain some of the pros and cons of DST.
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is reportedly having discussions with gambling regulators in Colorado and Michigan to legalize betting on the company's high-profile scripted matches. According to CNBC.
A cruise line is offering a three year cruise for $30,000 per person - per year. Would you do it?
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Sunny D has a Vodka Seltzer.
Reese's Pieces plant based oat chocolate confection and peanut butter. What was it made out of before?? I know the answer is milk, but I like to imagine they are secretly made with meat.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT:

A guy complained because he was kicked out of a McDonalds for not wearing shoes. What adult doesn't know that rule?
A woman found her husband’s dead body in their home months after he vanished... I'm not saying she did it, but she probably did it.
A $2.04 billion Powerball winner bought a $25.5 MILLION Hollywood mansion... like an idiot.
Chris Rock hurt Will Smith's feelings.

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Ep. 302 | Dudes in yoga pants | Flying bike on sale in Japan Mar 08, 2023

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Thornton Colorado has a unique attraction - Wild turkeys!
Are we as a society ready for men to wear yoga pants in public? Cowboy DeHuff chimes in on the topic.
Tom Brady shut down the people saying he's going to come back to the NFL. And I tell you why he needs to stay away from the NFL... whether we want to admit it or not, being over consumed by your career can have a negative impact on your home life.
The world’s first flying bike” has officially been released in Japan. The New York Post described it "The 12-feet-long XTURISMO “luxury air cruiser” — inspired by the “Star Wars” universe — was developed by the aircraft company AERWINS."
Mail bag is open:
Does the ply count really matter with toilet paper?
If I was a Fraggle on Fraggle Rock, would I help repopulate the species?

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Ep. 301 | Massive amount of great content Mar 07, 2023

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You saw the headline, there's a lot in this episode!
A bunch of listeners sent in random topics and questions, and I answered them.
Dee on Twitter- Why are there so many jerks flying on planes these days? Is it just because everyone has a cell phone and can actually film these people being jerks and we just never saw them up close before? Can’t everyone just fly in peace with no leg room and crying babies?
Chris in Hawaii - Potty training kids… working with dicks… kids that don't listen… and penis size in different cultures. Yeah, I talked about all of these.
Paul asked - Favorite cereal to make snack mix from? Really bad music... Famous people who date regular dudes (what about dating a porn star)... Smells that trigger your worst memories... Ridiculous phobias... Who ate that first?!?! Clams, oysters, bull testicles, and other disturbing foods... Did Santa have siblings?
Adam on Twitter - Discuss the rise and fall of childhood games no longer around. Such as kicking the can.
From Jessie on Twitter - Are all these UFOs just faked so the government can pull a fast one? And why now can our military can catch and shoot at UFO’s?
And what we can learn from the show - Limitless with Chris Hemsworth. (Disney)

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Ep. 300 | Goat yoga is a thing | Golden shower flight | I get hurt a lot Mar 06, 2023

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My wife wants us as a family to go to yoga classes... with goats. Wait, does that mean I need to buy yoga pants?
Another passenger was urinated on while flying this past weekend. American Airlines has baned the individual from flying with them.
A German ice cream parlor has cricket-flavored scoops with dried brown crickets on top. Are there places in Colorado that sell weird / obscure food that I should try?
After being asked about all the dumb stuff I've ever done, I decide to give you a list of all the stupid work injuries I've obtained.
And Indycar has started up, and I'm going to try and figure out if it's worth watching.

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Ep. 299 | How to survive a bear attack | Cage match with all of my personalities Mar 02, 2023

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Huge listener interaction in this episode.
I explain how to survive a Brown / Grizzly / Black bear attack. And what would happen if Kip Wilson and I ran into a bear? Thanks to the National Park Service for some great tips.
If there was a cage match with all of my personalities…who would win and why? Well, the battle between Connery, Cowboy, Aussie, Frenchy, Mama, Rich Russian, Metrosexual, Preacher, and Irish DeHuff... it'll be a bloodbath!
Eli Lilly announced it will cut the price of most prescribed insulin products by 70%. Thanks for not ripping people off as much.
If you had to live in one city in Colorado for the rest of your life, but it has to be with a city starting with that letter P.... where would it be?
The NFL isn't scripted, but something fishy is going on... possibly.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
Europe is pushing for a lunar time zone.
Cheetah briefly escapes enclosure at Omaha zoo.
Tapir briefly escapes enclosure at Florida zoo.
Delivery driver slept with an 800-year-old 'spiritual girlfriend' mummy he kept in a food bag… it was actually a man.
Cop was monitoring a 'spy balloon'. Turned out it was just bird poop on windshield.
Special thanks to Bri of Mile High Sports - @BriMaestas303 (Twitter) & Ryan Edwards of KOA - @redwardsradio (Twitter)

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Ep. 299 | How to survive a bear attack | Cage match with all of my personalities Mar 02, 2023

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Ep. 298 | Are grocery stores hurting Colorado liquor stores | Time travel has been cracked Mar 01, 2023

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I broke my toe and now I'm officially a big hot mess. Sorry, ladies, I'm taken.
Did grocery stores selling full strength beer cause major problems for Colorado liquor stores? Colorado State University has the answer we've been waiting for.
And as of March 1, 2023, wine can be sold in Colorado grocery stores. What impact will that have?
Professor Ronald Mallet says he has figured out how to time travel. That's awesome, but what's the benefit of traveling back in time?
Heinz is giving a new boat to a man who survived at sea for 24 days on ketchup and spices.
Former Denver Bronco, David Bruton Jr. is now a physical therapist.
You can now take a bus tour around the Denver Metro area while smoking weed. go to www.420artclass.com.
Also, you may only be able to see Bigfoot if you're high.

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Ep. 297 | Banning kids from restaurants | Tom Brady rumor Feb 28, 2023

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There's a rumor going around that Tom Brady is delaying his start with FOX Sports because he wants to do stand up comedy. True or false, it's still funny.
A Chick-fil-A has banned children under 16 without adult due to some kids being complete jerks.
A woman tried to run her boyfriend over after he ate one of her chips. And they're still together. I love chips, but that is crazy!!
Mcdonald's customer found bite taken out of their McSpicy burger. What kind of idiot would do something like that?

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Ep. 296 | Truth about Cocaine Bear | Human physical interaction will be a thing of the past Feb 27, 2023

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A company in China developed a device so you can kiss / makeout with someone via the internet.
Connery DeHuff explains how this will evolve.
Why use toilet paper when you can use an old pair of pajamas? That's what one "low waste" family does. But are they being disgusting or are people who judge them overthinking it?
Cocaine Bear is already being called 'one of the best movies of the year'. I explain why I think the movie will win a major award. Plus, I give you the real story of Cocaine Bear.
Mexico's President Andrés Manuel López Obrador posted the photo of an Aluxe, a mischievous woodland spirit in Mayan folklore... or a meth addict.
How I'm going to start signing autographs for my listeners.
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