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Ep. 522 | Working out naked Mar 21, 2024

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A couple pays their gym to allow them to workout while being naked. Is this a secret way to get fit?
Vermont State U. announces class based around music of 'Weird Al'.
Man finds England's biggest gold nugget with faulty detector after arriving an hour late to dig.
I like baseball, but I don't like-like baseball.
Society's odd fascination with step mom/sis porn. I give you my research results.
Port-a- potty of fear!

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Ep. 521 | March Madness in the office | Slow baristas Mar 20, 2024

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March Madness has offices across the world exposing different types of employees.
GALLUP did a study to find out what country in the happiest. Finland, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, Israel, Netherlands, Norway, Switzerland, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Ireland, United Kingdom, United States, Germany, and Mexico made it into the top 25. But where did they land?
A student was persuaded by his friend to get his legs amputated for a $1.3 million insurance scam wound up getting only $7,200 that he now has to return.
NYC robot barista will make you coffee in minutes — but it also asks for a tip. Also, why are so many baristas so slow?
Kids are sniffing Nutmeg.
Also, the Kool-aid man is a giant jerk.

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Ep. 520 | Buc-ees comes to Colorado Mar 19, 2024

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I went to the new Buc-ees in Northern Colorado. The first one in the state. Is it worth the hype? I'll say this, stoners will love it!

Paris Olympics organizers will provide 300K condoms for athletes, and they're encouraging mingling.

Ailing 750-pound alligator seized from New York home after the gentle giant would swim with kids.

An interstellar signal long believed to be proof of alien life was probably just a truck. - which is hilarious.

Video came out of Kate Middleton, but many don't believe it's her.

How are people still screwing up Zoom calls?

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Ep. 519 | Royal conspiracies | Dry porn in Texas Mar 18, 2024

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World's first Michelin-starred meal in space will cost $495K. The trip sounds cool, the meal does not.
Pornhub is blocking access to Texas users, and it is causing a fuss.
Man ejaculated on food while employed at Fort Collins, Colorado Safeway. NOTE TO SELF: Wash all the produce.
Wendy’s manager stole $20,000 after creating ‘ghost employee’ she clocked in and out for 128 shifts. I kind of did this once, but money was not involved.
With ALL the crazy news involving Boeing, are you still willing to fly on their planes?
What’s happening with the British royal family? Between Kate Middleton disappearing, to Russia saying King Charles died. It’s bizarre.

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Ep. 519 | Royal conspiracies | Dry porn in Texas Mar 18, 2024

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Ep. 518 | Bad decisions by idiots Mar 14, 2024

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Colorado is being blasted by a late March snow storm, and school was canceled before a flake hit the ground.

Rapid Fire headlines:
I disinvited my friend from my Oscars party for breaking an expensive bottle of whiskey, and people are calling me entitled. - Yeah, no kidding!
I cooked salmon in my dishwasher as a joke, and the results surprised me. - Ok, but you're gross.
AI could pose ‘extinction-level’ threat to humans and the US must intervene, State Dept.-commissioned report warns. - We know! They've made movies about this, dummies.
Utah groom goes viral after wearing Apple Vision Pro headset in wedding photos. - AKA, grooms ruins wedding.
Nebraska Woman Accused Of Using Pump Glitch To Get $27K Of Gas. - And what's the big deal?
My boyfriend, 40, still talks to his teddy bear, 'Fluffy', and it creeps me out. - it should, he's probably a serial killer.

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Ep. 517 | Tipping culture is out of hand Mar 13, 2024

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Seems like every company is asking for tips nowadays. So, does it need to go? What happens if it did?

An entire workforce at Dollar General in Wisconsin quit at same time after being forced to work all week.

If you live in the United Kingdom, you could work at the post office in Antartica.

Dallas Seavey claimed his record 6th Iditarod crown, despite being penalized earlier in the race for gutting of a moose.

And the most likely place to meet that special someone, is on the internet.

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Ep. 516 | Tyson vs Paul is a joke Mar 12, 2024

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Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul is happening in July, and it’s being called a joke of a fight due to Jake Paul apparently having to wear headgear for the match. Does that even count as a real fight? I get it, I'm not a boxing expert, but if indeed that is true, that's absurd.

Bad ideas for attracting people to libraries. Well, mine could be a good idea - depends how you look at it.

A man in Wisconsin changed his name to Deez-Nuts - then got arrested for being a scumbag. I bet police love to arrest people like him.

If you want to bang a robot, some say it's because you are sexist. I say you just like to pleasure yourself to thought of Rosie the robot from the Jetsons.

Boeing whistleblower John Barnett found dead after testifying against company.

My spat with Xfinity - they just don't listen!

#Listen #listenable #comedypodcast #podcast

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Ep. 515 | Animals vs humans | Lying for clicks and views Mar 11, 2024

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There are way too many issues with airplanes as of late. Just this past week:

Boeing says it can't find documents on the door plug that blew off mid-air on the Alaska Airlines.
Alaska Airlines flight carrying pets arrives with cargo door open.
Indonesian flight strays off course after both pilots fell asleep.
United flight from San Francisco to Japan diverted after tire falls off during takeoff.

Two Ohio women propped up a man’s corpse in their vehicle and withdrew money from the dead man’s bank account - Weekend at Bernie's in real life!

8% of Americans think they could win in a fight against a lion, an elephant, and a gorilla.

Update on a story from last week: Long Island vegan bakery under investigation for allegedly trying to pass off Dunkin’ doughnuts as its own.

Colorado Bureau of Investigation found Yvonne Woods manipulated data in hundreds of cases over decades

Mo Hasan had 17 career pass attempts and never made a start, but the former Vanderbilt quarterback said the Italian mob knew enough about him to offer $300,000 to fix college football games.

Some Chiefs, Dolphins fans who attended record-cold playoff game now need amputations.

Russell Wilson is headed to the Steelers - Is the Russ deal the worst deal in Broncos history?

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Ep. 514 | Bad ideas everywhere - Donuts to Broncos Mar 07, 2024

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A Long Island vegan bakery is being accused of reselling Dunkin’ Donuts.

Want to break a Guinness World Record? A St. Louis museum is getting 314 people together to put underwear on their head to break one.

UPDATE - Iditarod musher in Alaska received a time penalty for not properly gutting moose he killed during the race.

RAPID FIRE:

I potty-trained my pet pigeon — now I treat her to NYC's finest restaurants, cool parties and Uber rides.

I'm trying to lose 5 lbs — by eating spoonfuls of sugar, drinking 5 sodas a day.

Millennials are obsessed with expensive destination weddings — and it's costing them friendships.

Canadian 'influencer dog' travels the world, lives luxurious life with 75-piece wardrobe worth $2,500

MAILBAG:

Did the Denver Broncos use Russell Wilson as a scapegoat? The Broncos also just cut Justin Simmons. Who’s next to get cut? And does Broncos Country trust George Paton and Sean Payton?

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