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Ep. 581 | Human brain cell powered robot | How to shave your junk Jul 03, 2024

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Researchers at Tianjin University in China built a robot that is controlled by human brain cells. People started fighting at the base of Mt. Everest after arguing about the best place to take a selfie. Grad student suffers severe burns after using hair removal cream on his genitals to spice up his sex life. Despite what others may say, it’s fine to be single, as well as not to have children. Could you poo in front of a large group of people? What should you do if you have a nice, but sexist boss? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep. 580 | UFO over Red Rocks | Manure truck exploded on neighborhood Jul 02, 2024

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I'm the king of the lemonade stand. A manure truck crashed in Connecticut and spewed liquid feces all over multiple homes and yards. Another mysterious monolith was found, this time in Ft. Collins, Colorado. Cleveland Guardians minor league team installed high-end toilet seats for fans to watch the game. Which is another reason why minor-league baseball is better than the majors. Dozens of employees witnessed a UFO while cleaning up after a concert at Red Rocks Amphitheater in early June. Are we on the verge of something huge when it comes to UFO / UAP? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep. 579 | Belichick dates them young | Hawk Tuay | Future of prisons is wild Jun 30, 2024

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The ladies have side-boob shirts - now, it’s time for the guys to have a shot at glory. Al Michaels’ voice will be used via AI for the Paris Olympics. Someone bought a lottery ticket at DIA, and won $150k, but never claimed it. Now it’s expired! Does England really have bad food? Reaction to the viral sensation that is ‘Hawk Tuay’ girl. The future of prisons may take a dramatic turn thanks to a company called ‘Cognify’. They implant new memories in the prisoners brain. Mark Schlereth ripped Bill Belichick for dating Jordon Hudson who is 48 years younger. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep. 579 | Belichick dates them young | Hawk Tuay | Future of prisons is wild Jun 30, 2024

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Ep. 578 | Why airlines double-book | Irish man dominates Mr. Potato Head Jun 27, 2024

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RAPID-FIRE through the headlines! Passenger refuses to deplane after getting double-booked. I drank my bestie's breast milk because it was on my bucket list. What kind of twisted list is that? Woman sues her boyfriend after he decides not to take her to the airport. A 20-year-old Northern Ireland man broke a Guinness World Record by assembling a Mr. Potato Head toy in 5.15 seconds. Enjoy not dating, sir. Woman in Japan is suspected of violating traffic law for riding an electric suitcase on the sidewalk - which reminded me of when Alfred Williams rode a motorized cooler around our old office. Influencer was contacted by 5,000 single men after posting a boyfriend application, then she rejected them all. Colorado issues $40 million in toll-weaving tickets in the past 9 months. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep. 577 | Snoop takes on the Olympics | Chiefs ruined Christmas in June Jun 26, 2024

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Snoop Dogg is taking over the broadcast for the Paris Olympics. Wait, is Snoop the new Betty White?

Less than an hour before her semifinal at U.S. track trials, 400-meter runner Kendall Ellis was trapped in a porta-potty, banging on the door, screaming for someone to let her out.

Ariana Grande made her way into my show, again. Classic. She was on Podcrushed, and was talking about wanting to have dinner with Jeffery Dahmer.

The Kansas City Chiefs are teaming up with the Hallmark channel, and are making a Christmas movie called "Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story".

A Florida man sneezed and his intestines fell out of his body while at a restaurant.

Playing the 9-9-9 game at the ballpark: 9 innings, 9 beers, 9 hotdogs. A professional eater tells me how it can be done with ease.

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Ep. 576 | Amusement park of chaos | Date with a blowup doll Jun 25, 2024

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A ride at an amusement park in Portland, Oregon malfunctioned and caused people to be stuck upside down for 30 minutes. The riders were puking, crying, and thinking they were going to die. What the park did to try and make things right, may backfire.

Brooklyn, New York was the center of tragedy when DOT truck hit a jaywalker. Then to make things worse, it was a former mobster.

A waitress was fired for posting a picture of a customer on a date with a blowup doll.

Ashton Kutcher warns of A.I. taking over.

Society is filled with self-centered individuals who are oblivious of their impact on others around them.

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Ep. 575 | Golden Corral baby | Spaceballs 2 is officially in the works Jun 24, 2024

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Smoking or non in a restaurant is an odd thing to explain to my kids. I explained the meaning of ‘Lot Lizard’. Hey, I’m an educator. Woman unexpectedly gives birth (cryptic pregnancy) at Golden Corral in Arkansas, names baby after restaurant. Ariana Grande freaked people out after changing her voice during an interview with the podcast, Podcrushed. Spaceballs 2 is officially in the works with Mel Brooks and Josh Gad. Ohio Supreme Court reinstates lawyer who pooped in Pringles can. McDonald’s had AI in 100 stores in the United States, and it ended poorly, but humorous. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep. 574 | Aliens, Chinese sexbots, and solicitors Jun 20, 2024

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Solicitors on the phone or at my door - I can't stand you. China has AI sexbots, and in the near future, those bots may take your job. Annie Knight - Slept with 300 people last year - said, I’m sleeping with 600 people this year. Aliens may be living among humans on earth, Harvard researchers claim. More people should be punched in the face. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep. 573 | Downside of face tattoos | How-to get kicked off a plane Jun 19, 2024

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Steve-O got his first face tattoo inked by Post Malone, and the alleged piece of art is of a penis. Norfolk, Virginia repeals ban on psychic readings as industry grows and gains more acceptance. You won’t believe the amount of money the U.S. psychic industry brought in last year. $3.99 thrift store find turns out to be nearly 2,000-year-old Mayan vase. Annoying influencer hogs up an airplane bathroom to show off skin care for TikTok followers. The Denver Nuggets would have beaten the Boston Celtics. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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