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Ep. 651 | Jason Kelce smashed a dude's phone | Chipotle fixes portion problem Nov 04, 2024

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The Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight is right around the corner.

A runner used a route-tracking app to draw the largest ever GPS-mapped penis to raise money for men’s mental health issues.

Worst zoo animals - EVER!

Double Chocolate Peppermint Footlong Cookies were added to the menu at Subway.

Chipotle fell to social media pressure and is giving bigger portions.

Jason Kelce smashed a dude's phone after the fan called his brother Travis a homophobic slur.

No need to panic over the Denver Broncos loss to the Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens are just good. We hear from Sean Payton and Bo Nix.

Martha Stewart kind of takes a shot at Ryan Reynolds.

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Ep. 650 | Scary stories with a side of humor Oct 31, 2024

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Listeners share some truly haunting stories that I can’t wrap my brain around.

And, I share some of the many things that I’ve experienced through the years.

Pythons in Florida are shocking scientists by eating deer and alligators whole.

Researchers at the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory have discovered evidence that says extraterrestrial life could be 1.7 billion miles from Earth - on Uranus' moon, Miranda.

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Ep. 649 | Stupid Yankees fans, Jason and Travis Kelce stole from me Oct 30, 2024

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Jason and Travis Kelce stole People Magazine’s Sexiest Podcasters award from me. Thanks a lot, Taylor Swift!
One in three adults say they'd sign a 'Sex NDA' — to keep kinks a secret
Imagine working next to a woman who has multiple orgasms a day.
Flight attendant reveals why you should never use toilet paper on an airplane
Deadpool and Wolverine will be released on Disney+ on November 12th.
How strict should parents be with their kids about Halloween candy consumption?
WTF? Dear Abby: My daughter-in-law makes her husband sleep on the floor…

How do you stop stupidity?

Gen Z voters are adding ridiculous write-in candidates on their ballots — and then sharing them on social media.
Yankees fans interfered with Dodgers right fielder Mookie Betts in game four of the World Series.… the fans were then ejected.

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Ep. 648 | Colorado fights with dicks | McDonald's not to blame Oct 29, 2024

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Chef Jamie Oliver explains how some stole almost $390k worth of cheese.

Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC.

Why McDonald’s isn’t at fault with the Quarter pounder with Cheese, with a side of E.coli situation.

Elliot Lake man found dancing and urinating inside a minivan.

Perfect for a horror movie: Depopulated village in Japan crafts dolls for a sense of life.

A tattoo shop in Colorado Springs is fighting back against an apartment complex… with dicks.

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Ep. 647 | Aaron Rodgers is washed up, Sean Payton is all balls, hearse dropped body on road Oct 28, 2024

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A Polish Funeral home apologizes after a body falls out of a hearse onto a busy road.

Somewhere in India, an elephant trampled a man to death as he tried to take a selfie with it.

“I used my period blood for a Chucky Halloween costume — haters were shocked but it's more authentic”

Sports:

Aaron Rodgers is a d-bag who’s been through some legit darkness… like Bane from Batman.

The Denver Broncos beat the Carolina Panthers. Sean Payton said the Panthers weren’t a good team. Also, some Panther players were pissy because they thought the Broncos were trying to run up the score.

80,000 Uncrustables are consumed every season by the NFL… 700 a week by the Denver Broncos.

Dwayne Wade was honored with a statue in Miami… too bad it looks nothing like him.

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Ep. 646 | Rats on a plane, Broncos, Travis Hunter, naked ghosts Oct 24, 2024

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I ask the hard hitting questions when it comes to the spirit world - why don’t you ever see naked ghosts?
Spirit airline passengers saw a rat in the plane.
A red kangaroo was on the loose in Durango, Colorado!
New Colorado law bans holding phones while driving as of Jan. 1st, 2025.
Yes, the Denver Broncos should beat the Carolina Panthers. But, Bo Nix and the Broncos offense should also have their best game of the year… and if they don’t, that spells trouble.
After he leaves the University of Colorado for the NFL, should Travis Hunter stick to one side of the ball?

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Ep. 646 | Rats on a plane, Broncos, Travis Hunter, naked ghosts Oct 24, 2024

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Ep. 645 | Tua is sadly back | My OnlyFans career Oct 23, 2024

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Police in Germany busted a restaurant that would deliver cocaine with their pizza.

DiGiorno brings back its turkey and cranberry-topped Thanksgiving Pizza

Underpaid flight attendants turn to stripping, eating passengers’ leftovers. I may turn to OnlyFans - shave my feet, and make some fat cash.

People lured a leopard out of the woods to try and take a picture of it. Then they were attacked.

Tua Tagovailoa is expected to be back on the field for the Miami Dolphins this Sunday. We hear from him on why he’s coming back after another devastating concussion.

The Colorado Rockies are owned by the modern day PT Barnum.

And more stories of dumb ways to get fired.

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Ep. 645 | Tua is sadly back | My OnlyFans career Oct 23, 2024

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Police in Germany busted a restaurant that would deliver cocaine with their pizza.

DiGiorno brings back its turkey and cranberry-topped Thanksgiving Pizza

Underpaid flight attendants turn to stripping, eating passengers’ leftovers. I may turn to OnlyFans - shave my feet, and make some fat cash.

People lured a leopard out of the woods to try and take a picture of it. Then they were attacked.

Tua Tagovailoa is expected to be back on the field for the Miami Dolphins this Sunday. We hear from him on why he’s coming back after another devastating concussion.

The Colorado Rockies are owned by the modern day PT Barnum.

And more stories of dumb ways to get fired.

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Ep. 644 | Trump made fries at McDonalds | Colorado Rockies about to get worse Oct 22, 2024

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Doritos just filmed its first ad in space!!! "Zero Gravity Cool Ranch".
Travelers at a New Zealand airport have a time-limit for saying goodbye.
Man fined and fired for dressing up as a ghost and scaring people at a cemetery. This led to listeners chiming in with their worst stories for being fired.
Donald Trump worked at a McDonald’s, which reminded me of when corporate bigwigs used to come in and pretend to work at my locations.
Due to nobody tuning in to watch the Colorado Rockies, the team will be trimming the roster.
AI-controlled robots can be hacked, posing serious risks.

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