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FDA apologized for bad lettuce info | Man trapped in portable toilet for 8 hours Jul 20, 2026

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A man fell/climbed into a portable toilet in Kansas City to retrieve a Mountain Dew bottle. He was in there for 8 hours before firefighters got him out. We hear from Chip with Patriot Portable Toilets on what actually happened.

New York Giants running back Cam Skattebo is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He did a back-flip at an event and biffed it. He’s coming off of a right ankle dislocation, fractured fibula, and a ruptured deltoid ligament.

An Arizona man named Daniel Ray Ballance was arrested in Northwestern Colorado for surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive on Thursday, according to a social media post from the Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Office.

Uh-oh: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said the positive testing of cyclospora in Taylor Farms de Mexico lettuce has been retested and should be "considered a false positive."

Someone bought a South Dakota Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton for $50 million!

The World Cup final between Argentina and Spain was great, especially the halftime show featuring: Madonna, Muppets, BTS, Ted Lasso, Justin Bieber, and Shakira. This was better than the Super Bowl halftime shows.

Russian robot wedding | Taco Bell under investigation for parasite Jul 15, 2026

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Lydbrook, Gloucestershire (England) - A man who defecated on a wall before cleaning himself with a sandwich has been sent to prison for six weeks.

Russia held its first humanoid robot wedding in a Moscow library - Terminator DeHuff chimes in.

The 2026 Florida Python Challenge is underway, and one Florida restaurant will let you cash in your catch for a pizza.

Taco Bell is now under investigation over an outbreak of a parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea (cyclosporiasis). Blame the media.

DeHuff gives his thoughts and pros and cons of daylight saving time potentially becoming permanent.

Congratulations to Northern Lights intermediate for winning the Colorado state championship!

Bison tosses tourist | McGregor is done Jul 13, 2026

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It’s way too hot in Denver!

A bison tossed a 67 year old man in Yellowstone National Park.

A Ryanair passenger on a flight from Greece to Germany was partially pulled out of a window mid-flight when it broke.

Conor McGregor lost against Max Holloway due to a right knee injury. Is Paddy Pimblett the new fan favorite of the UFC?

NASA announced it will recruit participants for its next simulated deep space mission.

Phones are the dirtiest things in the house. Do we need to bring back bathroom magazines?

Kristin Cavallari makes her kids fly coach while she’s in first class to teach them an important lesson.

Naked Firefighting Jul 09, 2026

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DeHuff is back from vacation, and he just had to do a show.

DeHuff Uncensored is ranked #10 in the United States for top Weird News podcast - Million podcast!

Indiana man cut off his own penis, dumped gasoline on it — then used it to light a blaze inside a neighbor’s garage, according to police.

Wesley Howard of Sumner, Wash. is a hero who fought a fire while completely naked.

Nearly 1,200 people in Michigan and 200 in Ohio have been diagnosed with a parasitic infection, Cyclospora, that can cause weeks of watery diarrhea, making it the largest such outbreak in Michigan state history and one of the nation’s largest in years.

A pair of experienced campers in Britain broke a Guinness World Record by erecting their two-man tent in a time of 1 minute and 4.95 seconds.

Waymo basically arrested 2 teens for being idiots.

A Chicago man attempted a Guinness World Record by walking a distance of nearly 33 feet while holding a balloon between his knees.

Man eatin' chicken Jul 08, 2026

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DeHuff found a glory hole!Breeding ugly cows.

Flag in Bern with continue sporting a red rocket on a bear.

Smacked in the junk by my son.

Noah Kahan had to remind his fans to not poo on the floor.

Scientist ate 1,000 sardines in a month and lost a bunch of weight.

Good boss or bad boss?Milk is a bad choice - for me.

Arizona woman was driving 108mph in a 65 because she wanted to hurry and watch Love Island.

RFK Jr cut off a dead raccoon's penis while on a road trip with his family.

German man assembled 65,000 Lego bricks into the shape of a bratwurst. He has to be single.

Olympic ski jumpers were allegedly cheating by pumping up their junk.

Boston Raisin Canes filed lawsuit against landlord who didn't understand fried chicken smells.

Bahamas and their sharks are filled with booger-sugar.

New Zealand fernery was shutdown due to poopers.

Gamestop trade anything deal turns into morbid goose talk.

Roided up Olympics.

Influencer kicked out of amusement park for chicken nuggets.

Dumb influencer cleaned underwear in coffee pot.Canada cheated in curling.

Man fell into a toilet vault to get his sunglasses.

Old woman caused major bicycle crash with her motorized scooter.

Grandpa and his in-home robot.

Arby's mgr allegedly gave a customer HERPES.

He has the smallest dong Jul 01, 2026

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An Oregon card shop has halted its Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments for a week after receiving multiple complaints and bad reviews due to smelly players.

Bigfoot isn’t real, but one man says bigfoot is a Neanderthal-Human hybrid, and claims to have found remains.

Will Ferrell teamed up with Kim Kardashian and her Skims clothing brand. He did an underwear shoot that is also promoting his new show where he's an edgy golfer - Lonnie the Hawk on Netflix.

The Mexican ‘batman’ vigilante is wanted for chasing down suspected thieves and taping them to lampposts.

Will former Laker Lebron James end up in Golden State with the Warriors, or somewhere else?

Man with smallest p3nis may end up with an upgrade.

WEIRD NEWS: Supergirl fleshlight | Doody in the pool Jun 28, 2026

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DeHuff is anti- mosquitoes, but they are pro-DeHuff.Noah Kahan is reminding fans to go to the bathroom if they have to go No. 2 after a fan defecated near the stage during his concert in Philadelphia on Friday night. DeHuff shares some stories about people - doing that on road trips.A 19-year-old man in Wales has admitted deliberately defecating in a public swimming pool on multiple occasions. It's that time of year…. When people get too close to bison at Yellowstone National Park.Gracie the giraffe has been found after nearly 2 weeks in Texas.A woman caught on video emptying a public trash can on the street, then stealing it during New York City’s Knicks championship parade, was a director at JPMorgan Chase. She has been fired.The Supergirl collectable drink cup is unofficially endorsed by Connery DeHuff.DeHuff has a PSA in regards to fireworks in Colorado this year.

WEIRD NEWS: Man falls in toilet vault | Roast beef sandwich with a side of STI Jun 24, 2026

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A California man fell into a toilet vault for a really dumb reason.

DeHuff rants about why you should buy cheap sunglasses.Woman claims she got herpes from an Arby's restaurant. Waffle House advertising can cause injuries. - DeHuff doesn't buy it.DoorDash robot interfered with SWAT.World Cup doctor wants players to bang more.

WEIRD NEWS: Ohio RoboCop retires | Man drives Tesla into pool Jun 22, 2026

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DeHuff has to wear an apron when he grills and eats (bib).An Ohio police department had to retire their version of RoboCop (DubBot) because it was a big waste of money. DeHuff explains how it could have worked better.A multi-tool to tell you kangaroos are too close - Yeah, that’s a million dollar idea for stupid people.World Cup fans are in love with the United States’ condiment, ranch dressing. Now, TSA has to get involved.IMHF - A man had to be rescued by a life guard from his Tesla after he drove it into the town pool.We find out Cap’n Crunch’s full name, and it’s absurd.

WEIRD NEWS: Don't do that Jun 16, 2026

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An Arizona woman who doesn’t know how streaming works, was rushing home for ‘Love Island’, then was busted going 108 mph in a 65 mph zone.German cyclist race erupted into chaos, as an elderly woman on an electric mobility scooter decided to try and cross the road with a bunch of riders in her way.A daredevil adventurer known as “The Spider-Man of Yemen” has died after falling into a volcano crater while attempting to climb vertical rock faces without safety equipment, authorities said.Also, a lady in Brazil was tossed to her death because the workers didn't tie her - to anything!!GROSS: More than 100,000 illegal cockroaches were seized from an Australian breeder.Police in North Western Territories in Canada say someone reported an intoxicated person had stolen a kayak and was paddling it around with a snow shovel.A month-old pony moves to a 4th-floor apartment in Croatia.A German man assembled 65,000 Lego bricks into the shape of a bratwurst and bun to break the Guinness World Record for the largest Lego brick sausage.T. rex leather purse is going up for auction — and it could fetch $500K.

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