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Stealing from work | Worst time-capsule ever Nov 06, 2025

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I have a small and weird list of things that bug me.

A Frenchman earlier this year discovered a gold treasure worth $800,000 while digging a swimming pool in his garden. Which reminded me of when I had to bury our family dog in an awkward place. Worst time-capsule ever!

MaineHealth apologizes for sending death notices to 500+ living people. I blame the lazy I.T. guy.

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reportedly in talks with movie executives to reunite for the next instalment of “The Mummy” franchise.

Rico Dowdle was fined $14K for Key & Peele celebration, so he started a GoFundMe for charity.

My awkward interaction with a fan.

Stories of stealing things from the workplace.

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My lame joke went viral Nov 05, 2025

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When my lame joke went viral.

3I Atlas research team could have Kim Kardashian as a new member.

Fighting at a Texas Bass Pro Shop because someone took too long in the bathroom.

Chrysler recalls 320,000 SUVs, telling owners to park outside over battery fire risk.

The Denver Broncos record is a tad fraudulent.

When is the best time to be a sports junkie?

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Tom Brady has a cloned dog | $80k of whipped cream stolen Nov 04, 2025

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Dog peed on United flight out of Denver.

Thieves stole $80k of whipped cream. I have theories of who took it and why.

Apple Pie-flavored Kraft Mac & Cheese and Jason Biggs of American Pie team up!

Tom Brady revealed that his dog Junie is a clone of his late dog Lua, thanks to Colossal Biosciences.

The Broncos are wearing their throwback uniforms again!!!

The Jets are trading Sauce Gardner to the Colts. Colts are trading two first-round picks to the Jets.

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Body parts sent to home by mistake | Broncos refuse to quit Nov 03, 2025

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Someone in Kentucky mistakenly received a package filled with arms and fingers.

Musician/actress, Lily Allen, gave out butt plugs at her album launch party. This of course gave Connery DeHuff an idea for pod merch.

The artist who duct-taped a banana to a wall and sold it for millions, is now selling his $10M solid gold toilet.

The Denver Broncos refuse to quit, as they pull off their sixth win in a row, beating the Houston Texans.

The Bengals are falling apart, starting with its defense. Chase Brown ripped them to the media.

Paxton Lynch signed with the Colorado Spartans arena football team. We hear from Paxton the Pirate.

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3I Atlas | Monkey-gate update | Scary stories Oct 30, 2025

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New details for Mississippi monkey gate…. Who knows what the truth is???

A Pittsburgh radio host followed through on a wager and pierced his nipples because the Bengals beat the Steelers.

3I Atlas - if it’s aliens, then what?

Cowboy DeHuff previews the Denver Broncos Houston Texans game. Can Sean Payton be All Balls and call a game that combats the Texans high powered defense?

Nikola Jokic had another triple double! Four games, four triple doubles.

Charles Barkley of ESPN, ripped NBA players that can’t handle being coached.

Halloween is here, and I share some scary stories.

I even share some audio from my dad, Jack DeHuff, who passed away in 1984. While going to Denver Seminary, he recorded his spiritual and supernatural experiences.

Plus, we hear some Halloween fails.

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Angry STI monkey | Home robots now available Oct 29, 2025

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Truck hauling aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID overturns on Mississippi highway, and one is still on the loose. Aussie the Animal Expert explains what to do if you encounter it.

You can now order your home robot named Neo. It’ll cost you $20k or $500 a month. We have audio of what it will sound like if it had a Terminator voice.

Is A.I. leading us to the world of “Wall-E” and “Idiocracy”?

Dictionary.com added "67" as a new word. And now I dislike dictionary.com.

Harry Caray DeHuff gave his thoughts on Shohei Ohtani of the Dodgers, because Mark Schlereth screwed up with Joel Klatt. You’ll see what I’m talking about.

Denver Broncos signed 41-year-old tight end Marcedes Lewis.

The Monforts and the Rockies screwed Colorado baseball fans out of enjoying the World Series.

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Angry STI monkey | Home robots now available Oct 29, 2025

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You can now order your home robot named Neo. It’ll cost you $20k or $500 a month. We have audio of what it will sound like if it had a Terminator voice.

Is A.I. leading us to the world of “Wall-E” and “Idiocracy”?

Dictionary.com added "67" as a new word. And now I dislike dictionary.com.

Harry Caray DeHuff gave his thoughts on Shohei Ohtani of the Dodgers, because Mark Schlereth screwed up with Joel Klatt. You’ll see what I’m talking about.

Denver Broncos signed 41-year-old tight end Marcedes Lewis.

The Monforts and the Rockies screwed Colorado baseball fans out of enjoying the World Series.

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Lollipops for lady junk | Ohtani - God of baseball Oct 28, 2025

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Bonnie and Clyde in Scottsdale, Arizona? A couple broke into a restaurant, banged, then stole some things.

Kourtney Kardashian signed a deal with Target to sell the v@gina lollipops.

World Series game 3 was nuts. Shohei Ohtani got on base 9 times!! Then Freddie Freeman closed the deal in the bottom of the 18th.

Denver Broncos cornerback, Pat Surtain II suffered a pec strain, and is considered Week-to-week.

Jokic is shocking the NBA world three games into the season.

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Biohacker gets rid of microplastics | Travis Kelce's gourd Oct 27, 2025

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The characters take over!

Gen Z and Millennials are wasting their money on dumb stuff.

Pumpkin carvers focus on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, but neglect his gourd.

Veteran employee accidentally released the plane’s emergency slide.

Biohacker says he got rid of 85% of microplastics from his semen.

Is Deion Sanders about done with the University of Colorado?

Cowboy DeHuff gives you his All Balls awards for the Broncos big win over Dallas.

The Las Vegas Raiders signed Tyler Lockett in hopes of finding a spark with Geno Smith.

Browns fans are calling for Kevin Stefanski to be fired. - Will the Browns trade Shedeur Sanders before the NFL trade deadline on November 4th?