Friends Keep Secrets

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The Adam Scott Episode Oct 20, 2026

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Adam Scott is a man who pulls off comedy and drama at a level that’s so high it’s unbelievable. Well, today he came over and he really left his mark. For starters he has a calm energy that gave us a calm energy, which gave Reggie a calm energy. And he sits in a way that no guest on this show ever has, which was thrilling. Along the way we learn whether he carries existential dread, how he and Ben Stiller linked up, and challenge him to a folding competition. He also takes us through the whole timeline of his friendship with Paul Rudd, whether his kids can beat him up, and what it was like being a struggling actor for 15 years balancing on dental floss. At the end he puts 5 drops of medicine in Dave’s ear. Thanks for watching us hang out with Adam Scott! We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 intro
0:21 reggie
1:11 yeti
3:22 adam scott arrives
3:40 teaser
4:01 adam scott loves laundry
5:26 panties
6:12 adam's password
7:15 the first guest to sit like this
7:34 why adam seems like he's our age
9:25 does adam carry existential dread
13:49 folding competition
14:46 packing
15:09 what type of pajamas is adam wearing
15:51 no underwear story
17:00 unpacking debate
19:35 the perfect amount of time for a vacation
20:09 is adam a planner
20:59 working with your spouse
22:57 our first full episode with reggie
24:11 can adam's kids beat him up
24:48 stepbros
26:17 pulling off comedy & drama at such a high level
27:04 when dave came to the severance set
28:45 adam's next comedy project
29:25 pandemic
31:59 swimmer's ear awareness
33:08 ben stiller
33:43 brad's status
34:24 how adam & ben stiller linked up
35:33 escape at dannemora
36:00 the whole timeline of paul rudd
37:08 being a struggling actor for 15 years
38:59 what a loyal and good friend paul rudd is
39:50 almost getting six feet under
40:40 the coming together of a career
42:03 does adam have imposter syndrome
43:16 does dave have imposter syndrome
44:00 adam's reaction to "dave"
44:58 benny screen testing for "dave"
45:58 jon hamm thinking benny was an actor
46:33 lil wayne thinking dave wasn't a rapper
47:20 flavored grates
48:27 drinking
49:27 complete control
54:06 mushrooms
55:16 adam puts the drops in dave's ear
56:59 reggie held up

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The Keke Palmer Episode Oct 13, 2026

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Keke Palmer has range, and we’re not just talking about acting. Her taste in men goes from Michael Jordan to Adam Sandler. She can talk cognitive profiles, food deserts, shower sex, motherhood. She’s doing Pilates in the morning, and at night men are trying to flirt with her by biting the back of her head as their opening move. Actually she’s in school to become a Pilates instructor, which is good news for Dave who has recently been grappling with a glitch in his pelvic system. We also learn the shocking revelation that Pilates is named after a man named Joseph Pilates, which you have to admit is a very good last name for the thing. We love Keke. We love Lauren. Thanks for watching us hang out with Keke Palmer. We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 intro
0:28 planning a trip to vegas
2:30 keke arrives
3:12 why is keke called keke
4:30 benny's shoes
5:12 dave's wedding ring
5:35 has keke ever been married
6:04 what's keke's type
6:43 how much does physical attraction matter
7:41 would keke date someone with the opposite personality
8:23 building keke's perfect man
10:01 are men intimidated by keke
10:31 how does keke flirt
14:08 where does keke meet men
16:10 dating someone who already has kids
16:27 does keke want more kids
17:10 a man bites keke's head
20:01 keke's dating life vs. work life
21:02 keke's family
22:16 favorite horror movies
24:48 the deck problem
25:55 taxes
27:15 did motherhood come naturally to keke
28:05 working while pregnant
29:16 losing your sense of self as a mother
30:50 growing up in a food desert
32:05 getting older
33:00 keke's workout routine
34:17 queefing during pilates
35:14 what actually is pilates
36:17 keke gives dave a pilates lesson
38:25 the importance of spinal mobility
40:15 hip problems
41:42 dave & kristin's birthday getaway
43:37 therapy & self-help
44:36 understanding your thought patterns
45:43 sleep routines
46:16 keke's bath ritual
47:35 what goes in keke's bath
48:03 getting turned on by hot water
49:17 did keke enjoy the experience
50:00 that's a wrap

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The Love Advice Episode Oct 06, 2026

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For the first time ever, we take calls from people all over the world who need help finding love, keeping love, progressing love, spicing up love, and in one case, getting love to flush the toilet after 30 years of marriage. Today we answer all your burning questions: Is being real too early a problem, or is that how you find the right person? How do you know if you’ve found a forever Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez kind of love? How many instances of eye contact with your kickboxing instructor are enough before you actually have to speak to her? What is the ideal post-coital snack? And if your girlfriend is a Cancer, how do you love her correctly? Fortunately Selena happens to show up to coach Benny through his response on that last one. Please join us for this truly special episode. Realness is king! Thanks for watching. Thanks for calling. We love you! And we respect you.

What happens:
0:00 teaser
0:25 benny & dave are unicorns
1:43 are we qualified to give love advice
2:50 meeting our callers
3:37 is being real too early a dating turnoff
10:56 the ideal post-coital snack
11:58 pranking your partner
15:11 how do you know if your relationship is forever
17:02 kristin's relationship ultimatum
18:29 how benny & selena became official
22:16 having a crush on your gym instructor
27:26 is it inappropriate to hit on your gym instructor
28:33 do you have to stop smoking weed to find love
30:21 benny met our caller in middle school
32:05 using weed medicinally
34:12 dave's relationship with weed
35:53 how do you get your husband ralph to flush the toilet
39:07 dating a Cancer woman
44:44 going out on a double date

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The Bethenny Frankel Episode Sep 29, 2026

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Bethenny Frankel says the things about celebrities that most people would say to their friends, except she says them on a public platform to millions of people. And after today we completely understand why people like watching her do it. She has a very strong sense of self, she’s not afraid to be who she is, and she’s extremely charismatic. Benny already knew all of this because his mom talks about Bethenny basically every day, while Dave came in knowing almost nothing about her with zero preconceived notions and very quickly realized he loved her too. Today we also discover that Bethenny created the skinny margarita, find out whether she capitalized on it, taste the very best chicken salads Los Angeles has to offer, learn how to make a supermodel snack, and attempt to determine whether Bethenny is in fact the Michael Jordan of Jewish women. And somewhere along the way, we became friends. (Hopefully this means we’re one step closer to visiting her at her beautiful home in the Hamptons.) Either way, thanks for watching. We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 going to the hamptons with bethenny
2:49 teaser
3:17 planning the day with bethenny
6:01 this is a funny group
6:15 why bethenny moved to florida
6:25 bethenny's life story in 60 seconds
6:54 bethenny's marriages
7:26 bethenny's relationship with her ex
7:45 co-parenting
8:20 how dave & kristin met
8:39 sandy meets bethenny
9:47 bethenny's comments about benny & selena
10:13 bethenny learns what benny & dave do
11:23 bethenny’s dating community
15:15 bethenny's type
16:08 does bethenny's man have to be rich
17:45 how benny found selena
18:31 sandy's dating dealbreakers
19:03 are we best friends
19:54 is this a reality show
21:25 does bethenny regret things she says
23:19 who can hurt benny's feelings
23:39 bethenny’s comments about taylor & travis
24:37 what is bethenny insecure about
25:09 being unfiltered
26:34 how famous is bethenny
27:39 bethenny's social media explosion
28:22 tiktok vs. instagram
29:11 benny's first day on tiktok
30:24 benny’s tiktok
31:13 bethenny's voice
32:24 the michael jordan of jewish women
32:57 does bethenny's daughter think she’s cool
33:41 bethenny's childhood
34:35 drugs
35:00 losing her virginity
35:52 raising her daughter differently
37:11 raising a teenager when you're famous
38:34 bethenny's relationship with her daughter
39:08 what did bethenny think her life would be
39:47 going to 13 different schools
40:17 bethenny's biggest turnoffs
41:05 inventing the skinny margarita
41:28 capitalizing on the skinny margarita
42:21 favorite snacks
43:20 benny doesn't fly
44:20 benny's tour bus
45:21 planning restaurants months in advance
45:42 never breaking plans
45:50 benny & selena's approach to punctuality
46:37 dave & kristin's approach to punctuality
48:55 vacationing with benny
49:58 the chicken salad olympics
52:57 finding the best chicken salad in LA
53:29 making a supermodel snack
55:29 that's a wrap

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The GaTa Episode Sep 22, 2026

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GaTa has been coming to this house since long before there was a show happening in it. And despite us knowing this man for years, there are apparently still major pieces of GaTa lore we were not aware of. Lil Wayne once woke him up from a nap and told him to get on a song. He has a song with Kendrick Lamar. He has considered shaving his head as an acting rebrand. He gives himself pep talks in the mirror. And now he’s a dad, which is especially meaningful to him because he never had one himself. Today we revisit the events that occurred one morning in this very house, just days before GaTa and Dave started filming DAVE, that could have ended everything before it started. We love GaTa. A man who has spent a lot of his life hyping other people up, but today the tables turn, as we get to hype up the world’s greatest hype man. Thanks for watching us hang out with GaTa. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 gata's favorite foods

1:19 someone's here

2:00 missing a whole tooth type

3:37 would gata get a facelift

3:51 would gata shave his head

4:26 life as a working actor

6:28 gata beat the odds

7:15 the manic episode gata had in this kitchen

10:49 before his diagnosis

11:42 when gata found out he was bipolar

13:16 how gata got started with tyga

14:11 meeting lil wayne

15:01 song with kendrick

15:27 getting woken up by lil wayne to get on a song

16:25 gata's comeback

16:46 seeing tyga post-fallout

19:13 how gata & dave met

22:09 talking to yourself in the mirror

23:08 what's it like having a son

24:25 the hardest part of being a father

24:49 gata's cooking

25:11 pause

26:12 teaching kristin slang

28:49 the number game

30:23 the craziest thing gata has done for money

31:10 life on tour

32:22 tour fight with mike hertz

34:16 changing mike hertz's locks

34:59 learning from conflict

36:16 the umbrella

38:31 filming dave after the facility

40:09 crossroads

41:14 gata's current crossroads

41:28 is gata a good freestyler

42:54 gata freestyle

47:28 the best day of gata's life

48:08 the worst day of gata's life

48:27 gata's biological parents

50:42 gata's support system

52:08 paranormal activity

52:53 gata's last meal

56:08 actor to actor

59:46 gata's favorite episode of dave

1:00:53 dave's favorite episodes of dave

1:01:59 how gata cries on cue

1:03:32 did gata ever envision being an actor

1:04:25 gata's dream ten years out

1:05:19 a true guest of this home

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The Benny’s Mom Episode Sep 15, 2026

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Today we are taking on the very important task of trying to find love for Benny’s mom, Sandy. We scoured Los Angeles for the cream of the crop, the very best single men over the age of 55 in this city. These are not actors. These are men. Men looking for love. And we have to say, we were blown away by this group of men. As for Sandy, she’s looking for someone responsible, smart, has a sense of humor, dedicated, loyal, and kind. Tall would be nice, but they don’t have to be tall. She wants a best friend. Someone to spend her time with. And maybe there’s a world where a man walks through the door and it’s just love at first sight. Honestly, him being able to walk at all is apparently a very strong selling point in Sandy’s book. In this episode eleven men come over, Sandy meets every single one of them, and we do everything in our power to let a love bloom. At the end of the day, it’s really just about human connection. Thanks for watching us try to find Benny’s mom a best friend. We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 waiting for the men

2:08 teaser

2:29 the beautiful sandy

3:09 sandy's dream man

4:27 sandy's potential suitors

5:01 what sandy is looking for

6:31 sandy's dating history

8:00 preparing to bring out the men

8:39 bring out the men

9:17 meet the bachelors

13:29 speed dating begins

15:46 choosing the finalists

17:26 the sunflower ceremony

18:55 sandy's first 1-on-1 date

21:41 staying active as you get older

25:33 sandy's current dating life

26:18 sandy's second 1-on-1 date

26:48 photography

28:58 cooking & food

30:30 family & getting older

33:09 sandy's third 1-on-1 date

33:48 dating after divorce

35:08 experiencing life

36:09 favorite books & movies

37:27 comfort in silence

38:57 the boomerang penis

39:31 sandy's fourth 1-on-1 date

40:23 dating in LA

40:51 past relationships

42:10 clive's pasta sauce

43:33 a world of brilliance

46:43 sandy's final decision

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The Gwyneth Paltrow Episode Sep 08, 2026

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Gwyneth Paltrow came over today and it turns out we have a lot of Gwyneth Paltrow-related questions. This is the woman who introduced the world to yoni steaming and conscious uncoupling. A woman whose impact on culture is so specific, and so memorable, that we actually spent $600 of our own money to acquire a discontinued vagina candle on the black market. Today Gwyneth answers all of our most burning questions: Why’d she start Goop? Did she start the weird celebrity baby name trend? And why can’t Dave get the caesar dressing placed directly inside his Goop chicken caesar salad wraps? To be clear, he’s nitpicking only because he’s so passionate about the brand. In fact, Dave is such a genuine Goop fan that he was already eating it before Gwyneth arrived, but wants all of you to know this is not an ad, even though Benny is apparently a Goop investor, which does feel like a minor conflict of interest on some level. Anyways, thanks for watching! We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 cometh gwyneth

1:52 hereth gwyneth

2:21 kristin & dave fell in love in this house

3:44 selena & benny's wedding

4:27 hey why's it called goop

6:53 starting the interesting celebrity baby name trend

7:52 dave's robot delivery experience

8:40 dave's one problem with goop

11:30 gwyneth realizes who dave is

12:39 favorite restaurants

17:40 NY food vs LA food

20:02 blending families

22:52 conscious uncoupling

26:42 gwyneth's parenting style

28:17 raising kids as a celebrity parent

29:37 dave's peeping tom experience

32:18 born with penis issues

35:43 hypospadias

38:45 yoni steaming

40:36 $600 vagina candle

45:21 dating brad pitt

51:08 public breakups

53:09 criticism & misperception

59:32 anxiety

1:01:31 does gwyneth smoke weed or drink

1:02:55 best treatments once you're in your 30s

1:03:49 fully goopified

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The Julia Louis-Dreyfus Episode Sep 01, 2026

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You might know Julia Louis-Dreyfus from Seinfeld. You might know her from Veep. You might know her just by knowing her. To be fully honest with you, we were all a little nervous today because of how important this woman is to our lives. For Benny, watching Seinfeld was a religious experience every week. He used to have a dog named Larry David. Kristin used to watch Elaine every day for confidence. Dave is actually from the Seinfeld coaching tree of comedy. So really, even this show you're watching right now would not be what it is without Seinfeld existing. And one of the biggest inspirations for us was trying to capture that feeling of a group of friends just hanging out. Well, today Julia comes over and does exactly that with the three of us, and what can you say about that except it's an honor. We were all very starstruck but we think we mostly held it together. We love Julia! Boy are we thankful she came. Thanks for watching us hang out with one of our comedy idols. We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 intro

0:26 how we start it

1:11 julia arrives

1:41 dave's elaine portrait

2:17 keeping the wardrobe from your show

2:53 the second shirt button

3:22 what age do we seem like

4:15 telling your wife she's beautiful

4:42 watching seinfeld every day for confidence

5:21 benny's seinfeld constipation story

8:08 climbing the mountain

8:35 how women in comedy have changed

9:02 the seinfeld coaching tree of comedy

9:34 julia's review of "dave"

9:55 getting cast on seinfeld

12:26 did julia know seinfeld would be huge

13:03 this show wouldn't exist without seinfeld

13:56 sauce argument round two

17:27 have julia's kids ever made a sauce

18:14 julia is stunning and stylish

19:09 social media

19:44 becoming the most famous woman in america

20:18 friends vs. seinfeld

22:10 why didn't larry want to play george

23:05 what are the chances larry would do our show

23:19 does julia rewatch herself

24:42 married 38 years

25:07 scared kids are gonna rock our world

26:30 raising kids in LA

28:13 raising kids in the social media era

28:41 nursery on the set of seinfeld

32:03 raising two boys

33:01 what part of life is julia in

33:31 favorite desserts

34:06 getting through cancer

35:03 julia's work with the NRDC

35:45 questions about julia's name

37:00 favorite desserts part 2

38:09 working with james gandolfini

38:40 starstruck by mary tyler moore

40:13 lebron

40:39 julia's son playing d1 basketball

41:16 julia loves hiking

42:59 cooking

44:50 benny had a dog named larry david

46:16 is a dog a good segue into children

47:06 what can we steal from seinfeld

47:42 keeping up with the seinfeld cast

48:00 was there friction on seinfeld

48:16 filming in front of a live audience

50:05 were larry & jerry collaborative

50:56 the show about nothing

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The Bryan Johnson & Kate Tolo Episode Aug 25, 2026

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Bryan Johnson is the longevity man. He has spent years measuring basically everything there is to measure about his body in an attempt not to die, and now he's brought his partner Kate Tolo over to measure us. This is concerning because we have been living very differently than these people. Bryan doesn't drink, doesn't eat at restaurants, goes to bed extremely early and has a list of 200 things that kill you in life. Kristin would like to know if she can still have wine and eat ten pounds of strawberries. Dave would like to know if sex holds value. Benny would like to know if Bryan ever sees another health man coming up behind him and wants to sprinkle a little microplastic in his smoothie. Along the way we eat a full Bryan Johnson meal, hear what prompted Bryan’s viral “just had sex with Kate” tweet, and find out how old Dave’s brain is (although he did smoke a little bit of weed beforehand, so maybe take the results with a grain of salt). The more we learn, the harder it is not to respect what these two are doing. Bryan has basically made himself the test subject for the rest of humanity, and Kate has somehow taken this extremely complicated human and put him in a comfy, confident, warm place where he can do it all. Thanks for watching and try not to die!

What happens:
0:00 benny’s nutty professor foot

0:57 teaser

1:20 brian & kate come over

1:49 maximizing for fun vs. maximizing for longevs

4:21 a crash course in changing your life

5:31 microdosing penis pills

6:59 measuring nighttime erections

7:35 bryan’s live-streamed psilocybin experience

12:19 why bryan does this

17:08 is immortality really possible

19:56 ridding your body of all microplastics

21:34 does sex hold value

24:29 dave has a great touch

25:47 nipple rumors

26:30 sexual speed

27:05 is bryan competitive with other longevity guys

28:15 brain measurement setup

30:34 measuring dave’s brain

32:05 200 things that kill you in life

34:49 do bryan & kate ever feel like giving up

35:57 bryan doesn’t eat food from restaurants

36:50 what if humanity gets wiped out first

37:38 how bryan & kate met

39:48 how kate created bryan’s brand

41:17 how bryan & kate got together

45:54 dave & kristin’s first kiss

46:33 bryan’s sweet demeanor

48:33 kate is a masterpiece of a human

49:07 bryan before kate vs. bryan after kate

50:07 bryan’s “I just had sex with kate” tweet

50:29 being recognized

51:43 did bryan's mormonism precondition his brain

52:18 benny's willpower

52:40 therapy

54:35 has bryan got a six-pack

54:52 what about laughter

56:11 dave's brain scan results

56:58 bryan's open-mindedness

57:48 the next generation of bryan johnsons

59:44 does bryan want a cheese puff

1:01:36 top 3 things bryan misses

1:02:38 bryan's haters

1:04:33 dave shows bryan & kate a video

1:07:02 video reactions

1:08:38 ten out of ten

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The Jake Shane Episode Aug 18, 2026

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You may know Jake Shane as an octopus reviewer. You may know him from his podcast & Netflix show Therapuss. And at least one internet commenter knows him as demon twink Labubu. Well, before today Dave had never met Jake and didn't know much about him or his past. But that’s all about to change. Before Jake leaves today, Dave will have tasted his first octopus tentacle, connected over the importance of “laying a base” before a big night out, and significantly expanded his understanding of modern gay sexual power dynamics. By the way, now that Jake is our actual friend we can personally attest that he is incredibly funny, cool, and very, very genuine, regardless of what that one internet commenter said. We also played rose and thorn. Thanks for watching! We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:22 excited for shane

3:05 jake's here

3:33 hitting a pitch perfect note

3:55 jake's past with octopus

4:50 philly people

5:26 dave tastes his first tentacle

6:39 judging books by their covers

8:22 jake's dating life

9:12 dave wants to talk about being gay

10:37 top & bottom personalities

11:38 guess our sexual preferences

14:20 jake's dream man

15:15 the worst date jake had in LA

16:10 jake's best recent date

17:04 perfect man criteria

17:44 jake's double date

19:16 when jake interviewed selena

20:08 jake's dream guests

20:31 jake's confidence isn't real

21:20 are dave & benny sensitive

22:41 does jake read the comments

24:20 does benny watch himself

25:29 we're all gonna die

26:02 twink demon labubu

29:11 lebron, thank you

30:21 jake's perfect night out

35:04 jake's audition

36:48 jake's OCD

38:37 benny's OCD

43:10 adderall

44:12 dave's OCD

44:38 kristin's OCD

45:36 what color would jake say his hair is

48:53 vanity confessions

49:34 d**k made of nuts

50:32 roses & thorns & buds

53:31 actual friends

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