First Date with Lauren Compton

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The Circus of Love w/ Zach Zucker | First Date with Lauren Compton May 13, 2025

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On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton links up with comedian, producer, and actual clown 🤡 Zach Zucker — and things get weird in the best way. Here's what they dive into: 🔹 Life in a traveling circus 🎪 🔹 Clown school in France (yes, that’s real) 🔹 Working with Sacha Baron Cohen 🎬 🔹 Love bombing 💣 (and how it can go horribly wrong) 🔹 Breakups & hard truths 💔 (ouch) 🔹 Why guys hang out like cavemen and girls plan a whole event 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♀️ 🔹 The perfect first date move 🍣 (spoiler: it’s always sushi) Plus, Zach spills all about his unhinged, must-see live show Stamp Town 🎭 📲 Follow Zach on IG https://www.instagram.com/zach_zucker 🎫 Grab tickets to Stamp Town at https://stamptowncomedy.com

First Date Ep. 99

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:21 - We Are Out There

00:03:28 - The Traveling Orgy

00:10:23 - The Hard Truth

00:16:30 - Dropping Love Bombs

00:17:24 - Main Course Questions

00:20:23 - The Boy Hang

00:24:04 - What's The Move?

00:29:43 - This Song Sucks

00:35:04 - Clown School

00:40:31 - Dessert Question

00:43:05 - I Don't Like My Birthday

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Welcome to First Date with Lauren Compton! May 12, 2025

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Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in!

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Waist-High Wisdom w/ Brad Williams | First Date with Lauren Compton May 06, 2025

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🎙 First Date with Lauren Compton – New Episode Out Now! Guest: Comedian Brad Williams (@bradwilliamscomic ) Get ready to laugh with the always hilarious Brad Williams! In this episode, we dive into: - What life’s like at permanent waist-height - His take on the M-word and why it matters - A deep (and funny) confession about his Snow White fetish - Brad’s porn preferences — and how specific they really are - The unsexy truth about people who are never satisfied - How he handles *hecklers* — both on stage and growing up 🎤Brad is currently on his Growth Spurt Tour, and you can catch his brand-new comedy special Starfish now on YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWge7dihrRY 📲Follow Brad on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomic

First Date Ep. 98

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:03 - Dicks in Face

00:02:43 - The M-Word

00:06:19 - Snow White Dreams

00:09:41 - Preference

00:13:38 - Brad's Pokemon

00:19:24 - Keep The Hair Shorty

00:26:29 - Vacation? No.

00:30:14 - Never Satisfied

00:31:12 - Comedian's Egos

00:36:26 - Howie's Orgy

00:39:04 - Dessert Question

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Hot Tub Happy Ending w/ Katherine Blanford | First Date with Lauren Compton Apr 29, 2025

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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren makes her triumphant return to the show after having her first child and joining her is comedian and future step-mom Katherine Blanford! The two dive into short-term relationships, finding "the one", dudes who like to out-funny you, and how the real key to a girl's heart is a hot tub. They also get into sibling shenanigans, adjusting your entire life to fit a little buddy, icks, AOL chatrooms, pushing your kids into violent hobbies, and so much more!

First Date Ep. 97

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:44 - Hot Tubs, Short Relationships, & Secret Getaways

00:11:14 - Finding "The One"

00:18:55 - Funny Dudes & AOL Chatrooms

00:25:37 - Adjusting To Life With A Child

00:32:08 - Pushing Your Kids Into Things

00:36:57 - Siblings, Childhood Shenanigans, & Horse

00:46:04 - Dessert

00:48:27 - Two Month Ick

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Engaged, Lied To, and Farted On w/ Fiona Cauley | First Date with Lauren Compton Apr 22, 2025

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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Fiona Cauley is back—and she’s engaged! The two dive into wedding plans, dream dresses, and the unexpected challenges of choosing travel-friendly cities for wheelchair users. They also get into lying-for-surprises (men are weirdly good at it), staying friends with your ex, the bizarre sensitivity of belly buttons, and a wild meet-and-greet moment involving an actual fart.

First Date Ep. 96

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:34 - Men's Surprises

00:11:08 - Appetizer Questions

00:17:54 - Main Course Questions

00:21:04 - Friends With Exes

00:27:27 - Honey Moon Trip

00:28:55 - No Ramps in Europe

00:31:32 - Christmas Sucks

00:33:53 - Egg Nog

00:36:35 - The Magic Button

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Time And A Place For Gay w/ Dylan Sullivan | First Date with Lauren Compton Apr 15, 2025

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Get ready to laugh your ass off on this wild episode of First Date as Lauren Compton sits down with the outrageously funny Dylan Sullivan! They dive into what not to do on a date, why being mysterious is the ultimate turn-on, and when Dylan flips on his “gay mode”—either to make women feel safe or signal that he’s down to play.

From secret gay sauna shenanigans at Gold’s Gym to billionaire threesomes and post-birth vaginal wizardry (yes, you read that right), nothing is off-limits.

Don’t miss this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud convo.

Want more Dylan? Follow him on Instagram @‌dylanraysull, catch The Dylan Sullivan Show on YouTube, and don’t miss his wild and hilarious podcast Smudgehawks with Patrick Depari.

First Date Ep. 95

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:32 - Appetizer Questions

00:03:13 - Respect The Server

00:06:15 - Mysterious is Sexy

00:08:23 - Gays Are Evil

00:10:40 - Main Course Questions

00:15:53 - Drinks Equal Problems

00:19:24 - Vices

00:21:55 - How To Have A Threesome

00:28:13 - Gold's Gym Secret

00:30:05 - The Pregnant Treatment

00:34:30 - Post Vagina Pregnancy

00:38:44 - Comin' Out

00:39:41 - Dessert Questions

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Your Love Is My Drug w/ Bridget Phetasy | First Date with Lauren Compton Apr 08, 2025

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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Bridget Phetasy joins us for a wild ride through her rollercoaster life! She opens up about her past struggles with addiction, meeting her husband in a 12-step program, and embracing motherhood later in life. Lauren gets the inside scoop on parenting as Bridget shares tips from raising her 2-year-old. Catch Bridget on Dumpster Fire and Walk-Ins Welcome—and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and drop your craziest drug story in the comments!

First Date Ep. 94

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:39 - Mom Brain Activated

00:06:16 - Appetizer Questions

00:08:29 - Heroin Ain't Hard

00:13:43 - Main Course Questions

00:16:55 - He's A Therapist...

00:18:33 - Dating History

00:22:42 - Fun Guys

00:26:56 - Pregnant to Menopause

00:32:08 - Nothing Like Being a Mom

00:36:51 - No Boob Food

00:41:38 - Babies Grow Too Fast

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From No-Fly Lists to Dating Disasters w/ Tyler Fischer | First Date with Lauren Compton Apr 01, 2025

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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, we have the hilarious comedian Tyler Fischer! We dive into a wide range of topics, from men with surprisingly nice feet to Tyler's frustrations with the woke world and how that led him to become more conservative. Tyler shares the wildest story of being cheated on and how he found out, as well as the unexpected reason he's on a no-fly list. He opens up about what it was like having his dad come out of the closet and the time he tried to be gay. Plus, Tyler gives us all the tips and tricks he's learned in his 20 years of crazy dating experiences.

Make sure to check out his Election Special on YouTube (@tythefisch) and explore more of his comedy content.

Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment with your own craziest story of being cheated on if you think it can top Tyler's!

First Date Ep. 93

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:56 - Nice Man Feet

00:03:23 - Appetizer Questions

00:07:13 - Doggy Wingman

00:11:32 - Ex-Liberal

00:13:25 - Main Course Questions

00:15:58 - Getting Cheated On

00:19:41 - No Fly List

00:21:34 - Another Lawsuit

00:25:26 - Gay Dad

00:29:59 - Trying To Be Gay

00:35:04 - No More Alcohol

00:38:39 - Dessert Question

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Loud Asian Smackdown w/ Shawn Gardini & Lemaire Lee | First Date with Lauren Compton Mar 25, 2025

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Lauren sits down with comedians Shawn and Lemaire, the hilarious producers of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. They talk about how they met through comedy, women with no hobbies, farting vs. burping, and why Asian porn is so loud. Plus, Shawn reveals why he’s “gay” for keeping his house clean and they dive into Lauren’s pregnancy journey.

Don’t miss their comedy show Optimum Noctis at Creek And The Cave Comedy Club in Austin, TX!

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First Date Ep. 92

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:56 - How They Met

00:02:26 - Meeting Women

00:07:14 - Appetizer Questions

00:13:05 - Girls Who Do Nothing

00:19:46 - Asians Are Loud In Bed

00:22:32 - Main Couse Questions

00:27:13 - Hot Anti-Vaxxers

00:31:20 - Lemaire's Royal Rumble

00:35:28 - We Want A Water Break

00:42:28 - Dessert Question

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An Impossible Proposal w/ Christy Carlson Romano | First Date with Lauren Compton Mar 18, 2025

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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren sits down with actress, singer, and all-around powerhouse Christy Carlson Romano for a hilarious and revealing deep dive into love, dating, and life in the spotlight. The two talk about karma babies—whether the universe really pays you back in the romance department—and spill the tea on dating actors (spoiler: they’re all kinda gay). They break down pick-up lines, man hands, and how Christy fell hard for the city of Austin.

The conversation gets juicy as they dish on Matt Rife, serial cheaters, and Christy’s completely impossible proposal story—seriously, it’s next-level. Plus, Christy shares her intense experience on the reality competition show Special Forces and what it takes to push yourself to the limit.

From Hollywood heartbreaks to hilarious dating disasters, this episode is packed with laughs, honesty, and a little bit of chaos—just the way we like it. Don’t miss it!

First Date Ep. 91

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:22 - Appetizer Questions

00:06:24 - Karma Babies

00:10:04 - Dating Actors

00:15:19 - Rage Rooms, Cybertruck Hacks, & Indestructible Boobs

00:23:21 - Pickup Lines & Man Hands

00:27:57 - Austin & Matt Rife

00:32:39 - Cheating