First Date with Lauren Compton

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Second Date Derailed by Ozzy’s Death w/ Ian Fidance | First Date with Lauren Compton Jul 29, 2025

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SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Lauren Compton catches up with the always-chaotic Ian Fidance 💥 In this episode, they get into: 🧷 Ian’s new tattoos and new flings 🎭 His upcoming show where he tours the country doing strangers’ odd jobs 🚩 Red flags he’s spotted while on the road 🍕 A wild not-sober story that ends in pizza 🔪 A conversation about hot murderers 💍 Will Ian ever settle down? Lauren bets $5,000 he won’t 🕊️ Their live reaction to hearing Ozzy Osbourne died Hilarious, unhinged, and somehow a little heartfelt. 👉 Follow Ian on Instagram: @ianimal69 🎤 See his tour dates + more: https://www.ianfidance.com/ 🎧 Check out his podcast: Bein’ Ian with Jordan https://www.youtube.com/@UCVCiKCwhFCZEnx2lk-FS7lA First Date Ep. 110 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:44 - Kiss My Ass 00:06:48 - Any New Flings? 00:13:29 - Ian Doing Odd Jobs 00:20:52 - Meeting People On Tour 00:25:56 - Ian's Redflags 00:28:08 - Lauren Gets Mushrooms In NY 00:29:54 - Naughty Antics 00:33:09 - Sober Downsides 00:41:33 - Hot Murderer 00:46:33 - The Right Person Matters 00:51:51 - The Big Bet 00:53:15 - Ian Find Out About Ozzy

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The Art of the Female Argument w/ Maddy Smith | First Date with Lauren Compton Jul 22, 2025

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Lauren sits down with Maddy Smith for a first date full of hot takes and hilarious overshares. They cover: – Keeping her love life off social media – Gay rumors?? – Making money vs making babies – Blacking out used to be date night – Tall vs short angry dudes – Her red flags (there’s a few) – Her feral little morning rituals Check her out here: 📸 @somaddysmith: https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/ 🎟 Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/maddysmith 🎧 Mad House Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNOxEr10Vnw First Date Ep. 109 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:46 - She Has A Private Lover 00:03:12 - Is She Gay? 00:08:50 - Money Over Kids 00:11:39 - Ideal Date Night 00:16:20 - Lets Get Drunk 00:21:53 - Red Flag Alert 00:28:29 - Maddy's Morning Routine 00:34:46 - Turn Offs 00:41:58 - Dessert Question

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A Match Made in Skankfest w/ Tommy Pope | First Date with Lauren Compton Jul 15, 2025

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SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/FIRSTDATE, to get thirty percent off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift just for signing up. On this week's episode, Lauren takes Tommy Pope on a first date. Tommy is newly engaged. Everyone say congratulations. He tells the hilarious story of how they met and their proposal story. In between Tommy's nonstop zingers, they talk about vices, past relationships, and pigeon toes. One thing Lauren and Tommy can agree on is the fastest way to someone's heart is through their stomach. They wrap the episode with Tommy roasting Lauren. Watch it, it's great. First Date Ep. 108 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - Proposal Story 00:04:01 - Serendipitous Meeting 00:13:38 - Appetizer Questions 00:24:00 - Dealbreakers 00:29:38 - Open Relationships 00:37:56 - Love Language of Food 00:45:46 - Family & Sexy Things 00:51:45 - The Sweetest Thing

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Ketamine Queen w/ Farrah Abraham | First Date with Lauren Compton Jul 08, 2025

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SPONSORS: - Head to https://rugiet.com/DATE and use code DATE to get 15% off today. - For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to https://Hungryroot.com/DATE and use code DATE. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton links up with Farrah Abraham—and let’s just say, she’s in her single and unbothered era. Here’s what goes down: - 💸 No more sugar mama life—Farrah’s done footing the bill. - 💍If she was looking, she wants someone spiritual, devoted… and rich. - 🚫 Boundaries? Non-negotiable. Respect them or get lost. - 🧠 She’s deep into ketamine therapy (and swears by Dramamine for the side effects). - 🔥 This is a new Farrah—no regrets, no filters, and no looking back. - 🌈 Big things ahead… if you can’t handle the energy, step aside. You’ve never seen a first date like this. First Date Ep. 107 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:54 - Single And Free 00:04:31 - No More Sugar 00:08:30 - No One Can Keep Up 00:13:57 - NDA To Date 00:21:54 - Respect The Boundaries 00:25:42 - Ketamine and Dramamine 00:29:06 - Getting Her Degree 00:32:35 - Dating Ex's 00:36:44 - The New Farrah The New Farrah 00:39:46 - No Regrets

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M*sturbation Saves Marriages w/ Yannis Pappas | First Date with Lauren Compton Jul 01, 2025

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On this episode of First Date, Lauren sits down with comedian Yannis Pappas to talk about: - Why jerking off might be the key to a successful marriage 💍 - How much is too much before it gets a little gay? - Yannis' wild Miami days as a single hunk 🌴 - His deep love for long-term relationships - Lauren’s one-month strategy to get over a breakup 🧠 - Would Lauren let her husband have an AI sex robot? 🤖💋 - The future of dating, pleasure, and simulated women 👀 Don’t miss this hilarious, honest, and unfiltered convo. 📱 Follow Yannis on IG: @‌yannispappas 🎤 Watch his special Property Owner: Watch Here 🦴 Check out History Hyenas: http://youtube.com/@HistoryHyenas 👉 Subscribe now so you never miss a First Date. First Date Ep. 106 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:30 - Yannis Pappas 00:03:46 - Masturbating Is Getting Gay 00:07:20 - Austin Has Colon Cancer 00:11:18 - Pappa's Mamma 00:14:46 - The Hippo 00:18:52 - Father's Don't Exist 00:21:34 - The Fun Word 00:26:07 - Yannis's Key To Love 00:29:19 - Bang 00:31:33 - Long term guy 00:34:37 - How To Lose A Guy In 1 Month 00:37:50 - Hot Ai Girls

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It's Our Second Date, Dude w/ Pauly Shore | First Date with Lauren Compton Jun 24, 2025

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On this wild episode of First Date, Lauren sits down with comedy icon *Pauly Shore* for a convo that goes totally off the rails: * 🎬 Manifesting a fake movie (spoiler: “it’s all in your head, dude”) * ✈️ Life between LA, Austin, and Vegas * 🍆 The struggle of sperm production & boners after 50 * 🐕 His dog Buster... who might actually be a hyena or a wolf * 💀 Why people randomly dying freaks him out * 😂 What Pauly wants in a woman: laughs at his jokes & stays quiet * 🍼 Pauly learns about Lauren’s boobs, breastfeeding, and yes... *milk-squirting* It’s unfiltered, unexpected, and fully Pauly. Watch now and subscribe for more dates that get way too real. First Date Ep. 105 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:32 - Pauly Shore Dude 00:02:29 - Manifesting A Movie 00:06:01 - It's Just A Bit 00:10:30 - Pauly's Travels 00:15:31 - Pauly Wants Children 00:18:18 - Semen Production 00:20:10 - He's Not A Dog 00:22:04 - Where Is The Ring? 00:26:22 - Mushrooms 00:31:04 - People Die 00:32:55 - Laugh At Me 00:35:32 - Manners Matter 00:39:12 - Bath Houses

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Second Date Chaos w/ Harland Williams | First Date with Lauren Compton Jun 10, 2025

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SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.- For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code DATE. This episode goes off the rails FAST. Harland Williams is back for round two, and within minutes we’re talking soulmates, exes, cheating scandals, and straight-up insanity. 💥 They get into: * Harland’s mysterious new girlfriend 👀 * The unhinged things he yells while driving 🚗🗯️ * Why being friends with your ex is a high-stakes gamble * What it actually feels like to fall out of love 💔 * Soulmates: do we all get one, or are most of us just winging it? 🫠 * Lauren’s wild story about getting cheated on by a guy who couldn’t even speak English 😳 * And Harland’s chaotic energy has Lauren absolutely flustered the whole time 😂 It’s weird, it’s honest, and it’s fun as hell. Tap in. 👇 FOLLOW HARLAND: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/harlandwilliams/?hl=en 📺 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/harlandhighwaypodcast First Date Ep. 103 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com

Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - Smack 00:02:17 - What Makes Harland Laugh? 00:04:15 - Harland's Honey 00:14:17 - Getting Facials 00:16:00 - Main Course Questions 00:17:05 - Big Yeller 00:18:49 - Friends With Exes 00:25:53 - Narcissists 00:29:36 - Falling Out Of Love 00:31:29 - Soul Mate(s) 00:34:41 - Communication Is Key 00:41:37 - Harland's Red Flag 00:45:07 - Imaginary Proposal

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From Ghosting to Green Flags: Maria Bamford Tells All | First Date with Lauren Compton Jun 03, 2025

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Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: - Go to https://cargurus.com to make sure your big deal is the best deal. This week on First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with the legendary Maria Bamford—and things get delightfully weird. Here’s what’s on the menu: * How she met her husband online (and basically hacked the dating system) * First heartbreaks—and why they hit like a freight train 💔 * When green flags turn red (and vice versa??) * Making besties on set... then ghosting each other forever 🎬 * Her secret talent? Neck rubs. Just ask her husband. * Real talk on eating disorders and mental health 🧠 It’s awkward, insightful, hilarious, and totally Bamford. Buckle up. This date gets deep. 🎟️ Catch Maria live: Tour Dates https://mariabamford.com/tourdates 🌐 More Maria: https://mariabamford.com 📲 Follow her on Instagram: @mariabamfordcomedy https://www.instagram.com/mariabamfordcomedy/ First Date Ep. 102 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:24 - Meeting Hubby 00:04:12 - Kitten Heals 00:06:03 - Foreign Love 00:10:26 - First Heartbreak 00:12:58 - Green Means Red 00:17:04 - Eating Disorder 00:19:44 - Set Friends 00:24:19 - Hidden Talents 00:27:16 - Split the Bill 00:30:32 - Tasting Menu 00:33:54 - Dessert Question

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Heartfelt with a Side of Ranch w/ Chelcie Lynn | First Date with Lauren Compton May 27, 2025

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Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date This one’s got laughs, love, and a whole lot of ranch. We’re joined by the legendary Chelcie Lynn (@chelcielynn_), and she doesn’t hold back. In this episode: 🗨️ How a Facebook DM turned into 20 years of real-deal love 🍗 From comedy videos to mukbang mayhem — how it all started 👻 The rules of getting ghosted (and how to bounce back) 🎯 Her type of guy — and it’s not what you'd expect 🥣 A passionate defense of ranch dressing (with recs) 💍 One of the most unexpectedly sweet proposal stories we’ve heard It’s hilarious, down to earth, and seriously worth a listen. 🎟️ See Chelcie live: https://eatmytrash.com/pages/tour-schedule 📲 Follow her: @trailertrashtammyy https://www.instagram.com/trailertrashtammyy/ @chelcielynn_ https://www.instagram.com/chelcielynn_/ First Date Ep. 101 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:35 - Facebook Lovin' 00:04:55 - The Break 00:06:29 - Fur Babies 00:12:30 - Muk-Bangin' 00:16:49 - The Type 00:20:17 - Ranch Is For The People 00:27:16 - Fart Right Now 00:29:17 - I'm Busy 00:31:54 - Block The Number 00:34:56 - Guy Friends Look Attractive 00:35:38 - The Proposal

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The Family Man w/ Michael Yo | First Date with Lauren Compton May 20, 2025

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🎙 First Date with Michael Yo This week, Lauren welcomes comedian and host Michael Yo for a brutally funny and unexpectedly deep convo. They get into: • Why women are so bad at taking compliments • Things white people do that blow Michael’s mind • Lauren’s dating app disasters (and being forced to journal about them) • Dating a possibly gay athlete • Why body count convos are always a bad idea • When the homeless guy turns out to be someone you grew up with • Michael’s trick to a happy wife and thriving family life • And yes… a mid-show review of Lauren’s “just average” boobs 👉 Follow Michael on Instagram: @MichaelYo 🎫 See him live: michaelyo.com/tour 🎧 Listen to his shows: • Comics on Canes: https://www.youtube.com/@ComicsonCanes?app=desktop • The Yo Show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/yo-show-w-michael-yo/id1475116900

First Date Ep. 100

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:42 - The Problem With Women

00:04:20 - White People Antics

00:07:36 - Lauren On The Apps

00:13:37 - Body Counts

00:21:01 - Homeless Friends

00:24:19 - Main Course Questions

00:29:52 - Family Man