Fast Karate for the Gentleman

Streamtober 2019 is a go! Oct 03, 2019

I understand with the utmost certainty that is is impossible to understand... that's because it's an ARG! Why not join in with our Discord community (though it might just end up being Nick) to try and solve it? If people are able to get ~80% we'll donate $100 on the spot! b('.')b But be careful... there's some tricky Yokai Factz in there, sprinkled with Friends From The Internet lore that might trip you up!!

Suggest games and learn more about streamtober/bd4pp here, and donate at bd4pp.com!

Also I got no idea what's going on with this podcast feed. Adult life I guess?Sorry if you saw this podcast update and got excited for a new episode of fast karate. :( You understand.

Show #542: The Best Thing About The Banana Gun Nov 07, 2018

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This show also known as: Clearly The Most Boring Form Of Train

Hey it's Been A Year Since We Did A Podcast?? What? No Way?? Then what am I wasting time for making this post!

Also, hey! Don't forget bd4pp2018 is happening! We need you to suggest games, offer up fake anime titles for the LIVE DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE, and donate to our causes, if you can!

Music Selection: I FEEL LIKE PUTTIN FINGERS IN UR MOUTH (BUT NOW HOW U THINK)

This show is about:

N-nani!?

gabba gabba GET IT

Years Delayed, It's the Dead Side Girl Bookcast! Nov 05, 2018

Hey, remember when I wrote a book! Well JON BRESCIA DOES and he's resurrecting the long-defunct Fast Karate Book Club just to stroke my ego for an hour or so!

Also, remember that our 24 HOUR LIVE STREAM FOR CHARITY IS COMING UP THIS WEEKEND ON NOVEMBER 10th AT BOSSDOORS.TV

Oh right, and I guess I should point out you can buy the book here! That's what author's do, right? Go back in after they've posted the episode and edit the post to contain the link to the thing they spent 5 years of their life on? I don't know. Oim Just A Gnoooooooome~

gabba gabba GET IT

Streamtober 2018 Starts Tonight! Sep 28, 2018

No one will understand this and I was gonna put links but it's funnier if i don't?

SPECIAL APPEARANCE: ANNCast The Games of The Year 2017 Dec 18, 2017

2017 was a HUGE year for video games, so we've got a HUGE podcast counting down our Top 5 Games of 2017, featuring Dave and Graziella from Friends from the Internet, Dustin Bailey, formerly of This Week in Games, and Heidi Kemps currently of This Week in Games!

Show #541: Article 2 Of Our JoJo's Confederacy Nov 28, 2017

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This show also known as: The Ultimate Anti-Rohan Weapon

Well it took me two weeks to edit this for but it's finally time to bring Diamond is Unbreakable to a close the only way we know how, by talking blithely about Wolfenstein, Our International Trauma, Steppin' In Poop (or the lack thereof???), and, of course, The Japanese idea of a hip-hop robot, featuring twitter questions from LISTENERS LIKE YOU! Music Selection: RETALIATION TECHNIQUE. This show is about:

Welp, that's just how it be sometimes.

Show #540: How Do You Scare A Gun? Sep 17, 2017

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This show also known as: Hey Baby Check Out My Lasagna.

Behold, JoJo, the invincible power of my stand: Ignition (REMIX). Music Selection: The only game you know is Do or [Shit Down A Pipe To Fertilize Your Marigold Garden] This show is about:

Have the lessons of Dragon Ball taught us NOTHING???

Show #539: This Holy Water Is Kicking ASS Aug 02, 2017

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This show also known as: Gary Busy as Man In Tasseled Jacket

You know what's a good show? Vampire Hunter D. (consider the 20+ minutes of boring (and hypocritical??) final fantasy 14 talk your penance for deep dives on vampire hunter d horse lore to come) Music Selection: dont let em spook ya :o This show is about:

Show #538: I Like It Because It's Going To Hurt Rohan Jul 06, 2017

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This show also known as: People Getting Completely Fucked Up By Bears

Wow! Time sure flies when it's been over a month and a half and still no podcasts. But you know how we living in that Extremely Slow Anime Life. And boy do we got a pod for you! But if you wanna know our precious opinions on Yak Milk, Public Transportation, River City Ransom References, and that sweet, sweet Josuke's Bizarre Adventure you gotta finish your Outlaw Star vegetables first--in so much as Outlaw Star can be considered nutritious, which it cannot. And I'm not even gonna bother apologizing for whatever robot shit happens with Joel's audio IT'S BEEN NEARLY 12 YEARS YOU KNOW WHERE WE AT. FUCK THE BUSSSSSSSS. (^ that one's free) Music Selection: BREAKDOWN. LAW SUIT. This show is about: KOICHI, NO. 😬😬😬😬😬😬

SPECIAL APPEARANCE: ANNCast Episode 299 - Programmed To Feel Pain Jun 15, 2017

Friends from the Internet Dave Riley and Graziella Mattie join Zac to stare longingly into the void with Nier: Automata. PLUS: Persona 5 and our most anticipated games from E3!

Show #537: No Amount Of Teenage Pimpery Is Going To Bring Back That Photograph Apr 21, 2017

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This show also known as: Gotta Keep That Pelvic Floor Good

In this episode, Josuke's Bizarre Adventure forces us to respect the technique. Music Selection: I DON'T WANNA WAIT (for Dave's router to reboot, I have to end the recording now before Audacity crashes) This show is about: GET OUT OF HERE NOBODY ASKED FOR YOU TO BE INVENTED IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET ME KILLED

Show #536: The Kintama Express Feb 28, 2017

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This show also known as: Go And Get It, Koichi.

In this episode, Josuke's Bizarre Adventure forces us to consider our ethics (JUST ROB THE BANK OKUYASU), question the depths of our humanity (MAKE IT HAPPEN KOCHER), broaden our compassion (SHIGECHIIIUUIIIUUIIIUIIII ;_:), and examine our ability to take repeated&alternating damaging/healing punches to (and/or explode) our balls Music Selection: I know, I can't affoooooorrrd the stand. This show is about: The Triumph of the Thirst

SPECIAL APPEARANCE! Ani-Gamers Podcast #072 – Best of 2016 with Fast Karate Jan 31, 2017

Evan and David sit down to rattle off their favorite anime, manga, and games of 2016, but this time they've got some help from two fellow podcasters: Dave Riley and Joel White from Dave & Joel's Fast Karate for the Gentleman! Tackling anime first, then manga, then games, the four hosts cover everything from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to Overwatch as they celebrate a year of some pretty good nerd stuff. Topics include: log leg envy, weighted bra straps, and midnight kara-age. Slight spoiler warnings for Erased, JoJo's, and And Yet the Town Moves.

Thanks to Evan and Dave for having us on!

SPECIAL APPEARANCE: ANNCast, It's High Noon! Jan 23, 2017

Zac, Dave and Graz from Fast Karate for the Gentlemen and our own Dustin Bailey run down the best games they played in 2016, the Nintendo Switch and 2017's biggest games! The Last Guardian, Overwatch, Final Fantasy XV and much more!

Friends From The Internet #009: #ExceptLightning? Jan 08, 2017

Join us, your friends from the internet, in a questioncast! If you'd like to be on the next one, send your question to questions@bossdoors.tv! If you'd like there to actually be a next one, share this around so more people will listen to it and we'll actually get questions!

If you have the time, write us a review on iTunes using this link. iTunes reviews are a big factor in discovery metrics, and all it takes is a sentence to help us grow!

This Week's Major Skews: Put More Pasta In Ya Books, BITCH. If Your Socks Aren’t Lickin’ The Beans With Major Life Changes, It's Always Itsudatte MAI PEISU. ANIME DAWGZ

See you next time, kids!

12/15/16 - You're Just Gonna Have To KILL Me Yuki-Onna Dec 15, 2016

In this episode, Josuke's Bizarre Adventure takes an extreme turn into HUGEEEEUGHHBLEGGHHEUEGHHHGGUERRRRRR

SPECIAL APPEARANCE: Bonfireside Chat: The Ashes of Ariandel: Part THE FINAL Dec 12, 2016

Gary and Kole from [the way, way more popular than us] Bonfireside Chat had me on to talk about the Dark Souls 3 DLC, and it was so rad that we had to talk about it for 4+ hours!

The podcast was. I mean. The DLC was kind of whatever for a lot of it. As described below!

"Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dave Riley talk about the remainder of the Ashes of Ariandel DLC."

SPECIAL APPEARANCE: Bonfireside Chat: The Ashes of Ariandel: Part One Dec 12, 2016

Gary and Kole from [the way, way more popular than us] Bonfireside Chat had me on to talk about the Dark Souls 3 DLC, and it was so rad that we had to talk about it for 4+ hours!

The podcast was. I mean. The DLC was kind of whatever for a lot of it. As described below!

"Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dave Riley talk about the Ashes of Ariandel DLC for Dark Souls III, and we cover everything up through the Depths of the Painting."

Show #534: You Need To Increase Your Surface Area. Nov 27, 2016

An anime that bears no explanation. From the desperate challenge of Gerald Rathkolb, comes our SAME ROOM PODCAST FOR THE FIRST TIME IN GOD KNOWS HOW LONG (THAT I RECORDED ON MY PHONE SO IT SOUND SO'S CRAPPY), FEATURING Ai City.

Boss Doors for Planned Parenthood 2016 Is Coming November 5th! Nov 01, 2016

It's time for our yearly 24 (25?!?!) hour charity video game stream over at bossdoors.tv! You can donate at bit.ly/bd4pp2016, suggest at bit.ly/bd4ppcalendar, and generally find more information over at daveandjoel.com or friendsfromtheinternet.com. See you then!

10/11/16 - How Many Of Them Do You Milk? Oct 11, 2016

It's been a long time, but if you think about it, this 90+ minute podcast represents fully 2-3x the amount of jaw-jabbering you normally get, so if you tabulate it out that way it's like we're barely missing any podcasts at all!

And holy criminy, what a podcast indeed! In the world of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided there's way more to do than punch people and we talk about all of it! And I mean all of it. You've got your Dialogue Boss Battles you got your Hacking Computer Minigames you got your Climbing Through Conspiciously Available/Large Ventilation Ducts you got your Hey, Does This Game Actually Have A Story? I Mean Like, In The Traditional Sense and you know you got your Inappropriate Corporate Meddling From Our Japanese Game Company Share Holders.

What a rush! And I haven't even talked about the punching people yet!

Oh wait, that was the first thing I talked about!?

Anyway, it's a podcast!

Show #532: Oh~ It's In My Whiskers Now. Aug 19, 2016

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This show also known as: I Didn't Wanna Give Up The Tacos!

OH NO! It's been so long since the last episode of Fast Karate for the Gentleman that Joel's gonna buy an island in the middle of Lake Victoria and live out his lonesome party palace dreams. Will it be cool?? You'll just have to listen to find out! Because don't worry, he's not on the plane to Tanzania until we get done talking about JoJos! Sorry, I guess, that I haven't used Skype in an age, and so I didn't realize that the "automatically adjust my mic settings for me" got reticked in some crappy update or something. Also sorry that our brains are burnt and I have no idea what we talk about in this thing, even though I just edited it! I remember tempura shrimp and a magical food truck that cures your poops and a crappy stand user named after an equally crappy band (karma!) and an INVISIBLE BABY and what's mor--INVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BA{LINE ERROR} {ATTEMPTING RECOVERY} {RECOVERY FAILED} {COOL BABY STACK OVERFLOW DETECTED} {FORCING SHUTDOWN} {SEE YOU IN TWO MONTHS} {I GUESS THAT'S HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR US TO DO THESE NOW??} Music Selection: I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE AND/OR IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. This show is about: Go Fall Off Your Own Bridge You Big-Nosed-Ass, Whelp-Ass, Punk-Ass, Racist-Ass, Imperial-Ass, Tonic-Swilling-Ass, Hey!-Finish-The-Leftovers-In-The-Fridge-Before-You-Order-More-Takeout-You-Think-Money-Grows-On-Trees??-Ass, Colonialist Piece of Shit. I hope Mark Twain do hang you I'd buy a ticket.

Show #531: Stay Back! You Could Be A Beautiful Woman! Jun 22, 2016

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This show also known as: I Thought CARL was Fast, But...

Oh boy oh boy oh boy, it's time again for the semi-seasonal (give or take!) Podcast What Where We Talk About JoJos. But if you want your tasty Stand-sourced soft-boiled eggs, first you're gonna have to choke down your asparagus wrapped in dictionary pages, which in this case is 16~20 minutes of us whining about How Loot Games Suck Butts. But after that it's 100% all pure Jojos with absolutely no interruptions or digressions ever, so strap yourself in! Between the littlest fist bump of all time, Araki sitting in a tree like a Tiger Beat splash page, speculation on the veracity of Lucille Ball's Teeth, Dude, did you have sex with your puppet stand, and Tamami/Grizzled Mobster Koichi teaming up for the ultimate supernatural long-con, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!! Music Selection: Damn you, Fallout; I don't care anymore, I just want you to tell me the truth. This show is about: Almost as good as him kicking back in a tree I guess (or better??)

SPECIAL APPEAERANCE: ANNCast -- You're In The Game Show Jun 20, 2016

E3 is over so that means it's time to talk videogames with Todd Ciolek, Dave Riley and Heidi Kemps! The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Resident Evil 7, Overwatch and much more!

Show #530: Top Ten Kisses Of Yamacha?? May 19, 2016

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This show also known as: It's A Matinee Of All The Ediths!

Man, you know Momodora must rock because, between our real-time chronicle of the adventures of General Ambrose Burnside, our fretting over the welfare of the planet (and/or whether or not Vikings were dicks (and/or the worrying amount of depth you can get into about how directly the people of Dune ate their own poop to survive)), and our cutting, existen[z]tial dread about the humanity of [Tien's best friend] Chiaotzu, we hardly spend any time talking about it at all!! All in all, wasn't Ravenous a good movie tho? Music Selection: (It really was) This show is about: BURNSIDE GOT THE DROP ON YA. Also Download The mp3 Or Whatever

Show #529: Renowned Billionaire Philanthropist And Muscle Man Apr 29, 2016

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This show also known as: They Call These The "Angel's Share."

In this slow-paced Fast Karate, we take the return from our (fairly common) month+ hiatus at a leisurely lope, only discussing JoJo's Part 4: Diamond Is Unbreakable as it suits us, and peppering the conversation with musings about flags with dragons on them, the fear of skeet shooting (and I should've known better to come at Joel when 00s rap is on the line), and, finally, the ongoing Steam Anime Sale, where you could buy Momodora why not, it's pretty good! Somewhere around there we do get an inclination of (possibly still alive) Joseph Joestar's sweaty, glistening muscles, sweep ourselves up in the legalistic furor of Bad and/or Worse Company, but mostly I'm consumed by THE MYSTERY OF THE EGG, which remains potent inside me till this very day (which is really only one day after we recorded the podcast). Anyway I guess the audio's bound to sound weird but I did the best I can, given Audition crashed halfway through and I had a minor heart attack when the project loaded with all blank files. No worries! Just slap some half-assed compression and noise reduction on it, delete a quarter of the mouse clicks and keyboard clacking, and call it a day. It's the Fast Karate Seal of Quality! Music Selection: Martika will only let her constant JoJos snubbing stand for so long; she has some amount of self-respect, however small. This show is about: BHUTANESE FLAG: NAILED IT.

03/13/16 - I'm Givin' It Away For Free Right Now! Mar 13, 2016

***WARNING***EXPECT***MASSIVE***(JOKE)***SPOILERS***

In perhaps our most Fast Karate Episode Ever, we volley back and forth our appreciation of the DMX/Jet Li Combination Movie Oeuvre, do a poor job explaining why a really great show (One Punch Man) is really great**, dream up the greatest Pablo Picasso/Lord of the Rings AU Crossover Of All Time, question the Market Value Of Saffron (and speculate on, shall we say, "locally sourced" replacements), and round things out with an prolonged discussion on what Ninja Battles SHOULD Be Like, closing with everyone's favorite topic, The Extended, Excoriating Psychic Torment Of The Children In Detective Conan.

01/22/16 - Bury Me With My Reese's Pieces Jan 22, 2016

Tharsis!

Show #526: Is This A TALISMAN Or A CURSE? Jan 14, 2016

All apologies to Schrodinger, I loved what they did with your character on Breaking Bad.

KAGE-KAGEWANI CAN'T U SEE

SOMETIMES UR SHADOW CROC JUST HYPMOTIZE ME

Show #525: The Jig Is Up, Boris! Dec 11, 2015

Darkest Dungeon and questions from viewers like you!

ANNCast - A Game Show to Surpass Metal Gear Nov 20, 2015

Don't mind me just trying not to get my hopes up over the glut of Valkyrie/Valkyria-based content coming my way.

Boss Doors 4 Planned Parenthood 2015 Promo! Nov 04, 2015

See you on November 7th, this Saturday, at bossdoors.tv!

10/19/15 - Fart Friends Forever Oct 19, 2015

Saradaba, JoJo's ;_; ;_; ;_; We send you off the only way we know how: on a flaming viking boat constructed of beautiful log legs.

10/02/15 - That Gun's Gone To Your Head, Man. Oct 02, 2015

HAPPY "10 YEARS OF THE SAME DUMB AUDIO QUALITY," FAST KARATE!

Valiant Denim Episode 2: A Man's Heart Struggles Against Its Icy Fastness. Crush! Old Friends?! Sep 17, 2015

Thank you everyone who listened to this dumb podcast for the past decade and made it what it us.

08/14/15 - Warren, They Stole My Name! Aug 14, 2015

Irish Blood; Engish Log Legs.

Bloodborne Dinnercast! Aug 12, 2015

Hi everyone who likes Dinnercasts! The Bloodborne Dinnercast we’ve all been waiting for has finally hatched after being in the incubator for 5 months! Many thanks to those who submitted questions and patiently waited for us to finally release this, so go ahead and listen to it, please! Sorry for the delay and we love you! (*´ ˘ `*).｡oO ( ♡ )

For those who don't know what Dinnercasts are, its when we go out to a restaurant that we hope won’t be too noisy and record a conversation over dinner about a game or TV show that we just can’t stop talking about. Background noise in this one is tolerable (again, based on Dinnercast expectations) but gets a bit loud at the end (and the very beginning!)

For anyone keeping track/curious this was at Henry Public, the same place we did the True Detective S01 Dinnercast. We got pulled turkey sandwiches. Again. They were delicious.

(thanks to Wayne for the art)

07/22/15 - Initialism and the Element of Warmath. Jul 22, 2015

Ori got the body that rocks your party.

ANNCast: Crass Materia-lism Jun 19, 2015

ANNCast E3 2015 featuring me and Joel, Heidi and Todd, and, of course, chief Shenmu Fan Zac Bertschy

05/09/15 - Star Platinum Finally Kills Yugioh May 10, 2015

The moment you've all been waiting for. The man of the hour. The guy who basically redefined the world "GOOD!" for an entire generation. Daniel J D'Arby, get on up here!

04/10/15 - The Skull is a Bone Apr 10, 2015

It was the worst of JoJos, it was the worst of JoJos.

Huge ending spoilers for Stardust Crusaders/JJBA Part 3 towards the end of this episode (skip 51:00 to 52:30).

03/16/15 - Ice Down My Egyptian God Ghost Nuts Mar 16, 2015

Poor Anubis, he'll never sire a scion now (at least not until the swelling goes down).

02/23/15 - Mango Lassi Jug Feb 23, 2015

Talk about some video games (Monster Hunter good), hash about some naan.

01/23/15 - Dummies Like Polnareff Jan 23, 2015

Hail 2 AGGHH NO, WHAT IS THIS, PEE?

01/13/15 - Go Starve, You Crappy Orphan Jan 13, 2015

Mostly twitter questions but also some hot trending topics like Techromancer and Moribito.

Karate Invasion! Fly, Two Horns, Fly! Dec 15, 2014

A dark moon rises in the eastern sky.

The time has come.

Joel and I sashay over to GME to talk about a new Appleseed.

12/12/14 - Don't We Need To Create A Backstory For This Baby? Dec 12, 2014

JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE. JOJO BABY EPISODE.

ANNCast: New Super Game Show Bros. Nov 22, 2014

A new ANNCast appearance with Zac, Todd, and Heidi!

11/14/14 - Right To Bear Bears. Nov 14, 2014

I'm ZA LOVERS.

ZA LOVERS.

ZOOR LAVAS.

10/17/14 - Are You Being Racist Or Is This A Vampire Thing? Oct 17, 2014

Evil Within, Styx: Master of Shadows, The Loss of Stealth Games and Henry Rollins

10/03/14 - I'm On That Rip Tip, Son. Oct 03, 2014

Shadow of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Fudge Ripple: Redemption

09/19/14 - They Shoved Raekwon Into The Trashcan! Sep 19, 2014

JoJo's goes to Snipesville (mic thumps abound).

09/11/14 - We Use The Poop Method, Gary Sep 12, 2014

Destiny, mostly!

YamishiDIGEST 2.05: #animeasf Aug 22, 2014

One cool trick to get your senpai to notice you

YamishiDIGEST 2.04 - No Walls Between Our (Weird Alien) Love Aug 20, 2014

Yamishibai Season 2 Episode 4

Show #508: The Ripple Is DEAD. Aug 13, 2014

#notallcyborgnazis

WARNING FOR SNOWPIERCER SPOILERS IN THIS JOJO CAST MAYBE GO WATCH IT ON AMAZON OR ITUNES OR WHATEVER FIRST.

YamishiDIGEST 2.03 - Matroyshka I Hardly Knew Her Aug 09, 2014

YamishiDIGEST Season 2 Episode 3

YamishiDIGEST 02 - Kitchen [by Banana Yoshimoto] Jul 28, 2014

Yamishibai Season 02 Episode 02

07/24/14 - Look At These Hands, Jack! Jul 25, 2014

It's the last one, dude!

YamishiDIGEST 01 - The Mysterious Capricions of Taro-Chan Jul 21, 2014

Yamishibai Season 02 Episode 01

07/09/14 - I'm Deep Under The Covers, Mark! Jul 09, 2014

24, World Cup?, Wolfenstein?, Snowpiercer?

07/01/14 - Hope You Choke On Your Hotdogs, Jordan Jul 01, 2014

TONY CLONES. TONY PUPPETS. TONY EVERYTHING.

06/20/14 - Just Please Keep The Macarons Away From Me. Jun 20, 2014

24! And dumb stuff like Robocop, World War Z, Macarons, and Death Note.

ANNCast - Super Smash Gameshow Bros. Jun 15, 2014

Zac Todd and Dave talkin' about video games in this guest episode that's kinda about E3!

06/11/14 - An Englishman Never Runs Jun 11, 2014

We must really hate E3 if we talk about it so much.

Just kidding E3 is fine.

Anyway 24.

06/03/2014 - It's My Sworn Duty To Mamoru Her. Jun 03, 2014

MOSTLY GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS.

AND THEN 24 LATER.

ANN la Cast May 29, 2014

Zac, Hope Chapman, Erika Friedman, and I spend a lot of hours talking about Kill la Kill, my favorite show in a long time despite its stunning lack of Ninja Scroll genital snakes.

05/20/14 - No, I Loved Jibjub! May 21, 2014

Brief Transistor before 24 Episode 3

05/12/14 - Isn't that a Morrisey Song? May 13, 2014

The best time of the year is upon us! What better reason to finally convert over to episode 500 than a new season of 24?

Topics for Consideration:

President Audrey's Dad

My fanfic creation Edward Snowman-hands, please don't steal

Julian Assange: Sheriff of Nottingham

Marital Spite Terrorism

Mark

04/21/14 - You Got Nothin' On Me Apr 22, 2014

Bayonetta anime, Dark Souls 2

03/26/14 - On That Ick. Mar 26, 2014

Twitter questions, Dark Souls 2, VR Porn

DINNERCAST: True Detective Mar 22, 2014

Graziella and I go out for turkey leg sandwiches and to discuss that hot new show sweeping the nation, True Detective.

WARNING: Do not listen if you don't wanna hear people eating food or hating on The King in Yellow.

Right In The B-Hole. Feb 20, 2014

Yamishiba, 2 seconds about Kill la Kill, tazing the b-holes

SPECIAL EPISODE: Lightning Returns Podcast With Heidi Kemps! Feb 12, 2014

Games writer Heidi Kemps (@Zerochan) swings on by to talk about Lightning Returns in the first of maybe many special episodes to come?

02/06/14 - Doctor, Did The Zombie Talk You Into This Plan? Feb 06, 2014

Space Dandy but a lot of other anime and also Alias for some no-good reason.

Game of the Butts 2013: DJ Dave Edition Jan 25, 2014

I dunno it's probably not worth your time but whatever it's your dollar i'm not your dad

01/17/14 - Steve, That's Not In The Script. Jan 17, 2014

Game of the DOTA

12/17/13 - Merkel and Schroeder Dec 17, 2013

Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings: The Card Game, EVENTUALLY... Asura (the movie)

The Legend of Game Show: A Link to the Podcast Dec 07, 2013

Joel's baby-mergency (when you have a 1 month old baby, it is in a state of constant baby-mergency) pulled him away from this podcast the second it started, but never you fear! Dave, Todd, and Zac keep it cool and talk about cool stuff Joel's regrettable absence.

11/10/13 - The Economy's Based On Nothin'! Nov 11, 2013

SO MANY VIDEOGARMS.

Extra Life 2013 Stream Promo/Details Oct 28, 2013

Here are the links you should keep an eye on for Extra Life!

10/21/13 - Do You KNOW About Lions? Oct 21, 2013

Dark Souls meandering, JoJo's finale, Leonardo DiCaprio's ROLE OF A LIFETIME.

10/05/13 - Well He Knows the Code Oct 06, 2013

Twitter Show!

09/23/13 - MY NAME IS BLADE. Sep 23, 2013

So many things to talk about! Like, like, like... Wonderful 101 and Valdis Story and Saints Row 4 and LET's NOT FORGET SIN THE MOVIE oops but my mic crapped it up sorry happy anniversary Fast Karate!

09/05/13 - One WHOLE Potato? Sep 06, 2013

Papers Please, Gone Home, Bulgogi Burrito

AWOxFastKarate IV: Clash at the Fountainhead of Justice. Aug 14, 2013

Daryl joins us again for another episode of Crying Freeman. Two down, four years to go!

The Greatest Movie Ever: Phantoms Jul 30, 2013

Joel and I kicked it Affleck-style with Paul over at the Greatest Movie Ever podcast.

07/27/13 - He's Gonna Queen Bee the President. Jul 27, 2013

Dragon's Crown, mostly, but also Mercenary Kings, and a bunch of emails.

THEN YOU GOTTA CHUG.

Games Criticism Panel Jul 17, 2013

This is our panel from Otakon 2012 about games criticism. I finally published it! Maybe you'll like it!

07/03/13 - The Ole Pillar Sucker-Punch Jul 03, 2013

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4.

06/27/13 - Would Never Take A Hoagie's Name In Vain. Jun 27, 2013

Dishonored DLC, pretty much not spoilery Last of Us Talk, In Defense of the Torta

Book Club #12: Blowing up the Cure for Space AIDS Jun 18, 2013

One year later, the book club comes full circle with another Mike Powers suggestion. This time, Joel, Mike, and Jon tackle Walter Jon Williams' Hardwired, a satisfying sci-fi tale hidden behind the worst cover art in human history.

Game Show now with BounceTek Jun 16, 2013

Zac invited Joel and I, and fellow ANN write Todd Ceiolik, on to talk about E3 2013, BOOYYYYY: XBOX PS4 WIIU OTHER STUFF DONKEY KONG HELL I DON'T KNOW.l

06/11/13 - I Should Not Have Read This. Jun 11, 2013

Monster Hunter, Gunpoint, Remember Me, some other junk.

05/23/13 - Hey Stop Throwing Guns At Me! OW! May 23, 2013

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Rogue Legacy, quasi-racist Swedish musings, every 80s movie ever.

Special Bioshock Infinite Dinnercast May 17, 2013

Finally, our Bioshock Infinite podcast (with Graz and Ajay!)

Jeezy creezy don't listen to this if you don't want spoilers because that is all this is.

05/11/13 - Guacamonaco May 11, 2013

Two great games together at least [sic].

04/16/13 - GET OUT OF THE BAND. Apr 17, 2013

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure ep. 15-18 and Dragon's Crown

Book Club #11: Azrael, The Islamic Angel of Death Apr 04, 2013

Back from the dead! Jon is joined by forumite kaazuwulf to discuss his suggestion for the Book Club, Good Omens, but the conversation is quickly overtaken by whale-pony hybrids. Special guest appearance by Catherine!

ATW9K 104 — Sausage party with 100 percent more Fast Karate Mar 30, 2013

Joel and I make another visit to the ATW9K booth and try not to embarrass ourselves too much!

(breech babies)

03/17/13 - Can You Even Read? Mar 17, 2013

Mardock Scramble Part 1

03/10/13 - X Gaiden: The Continuing Adventures of Laser Wolf Mar 10, 2013

Mostly about X: The Movie, but some other stuff too!

03/02/13 - The Men of Dale AND THEIR SAMURAI. Mar 02, 2013

Metal Gear Rising, Etrian Odyssey IV (some spoilers for Etrian Odyssey I), other stuff. Mostly emails.

02/09/13 - I hear Phil Collins's voice on the wind... Feb 09, 2013

Devil May Cry, Dead Space 3, twitter questions.

02/01/13 - Peep this ripple: BALOOBALOOBALOOB. Feb 01, 2013

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure TV Podcast #3 About Beetle Bowels Weaved Into Fetching Scarves

01/24/13 - No, Cheesesteak! How Could You Betray Me? Jan 24, 2013

Kentucky Route Zero, Corpse Party, some other stuff.

01/11/13 - Shokujou Bugusu no Gakusei(-chan) Jan 11, 2013

Natsuki Crisis, and the Flava Flav of Anime.

01/03/13 - (rogue cop) Jan 03, 2013

ALL VIDEOGAMES IN 2012 EVER.

The Fast Karate Christmas Special! Dec 23, 2012

Merry Christmas! Courtesy of Stephen Henel (you might know him as Dreg), please enjoy the first ever Fast Karate Holiday Special.

12/20/12 - Put Your Hand On My Tummy Dec 21, 2012

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Show #2: SPEEDWAGON EDITION.

12/11/12 - IST EN MEIN OBERPANTS. Dec 11, 2012

Mostly Planetside 2, but also Hitman, Mass Effect 3, Ikea, some boring stuff, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai and also Usher.

11/21/12 - We've Reached Peak Baby. Nov 21, 2012

Wii U, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

ANNCast Game Show IV Nov 09, 2012

We've recorded our fourth show with Todd and Zac of Anime News Network. It's really long and Joel makes fun of me for saying mise-en-scene!

10/16/12 - Sup, I'm a Whale Oct 16, 2012

Dishonored (and most other recent stealth games)

10/02/12 - With Guns... We Were Equals! Oct 02, 2012

Golgo 13. Guacamole.

09/22/12 - Lord Gohda Expect Much of You Sep 22, 2012

Mark of the Ninja (also... Tenchu n' stuff)

ATW9K 87 — Like a karate chop to the brain Sep 17, 2012

Jason and co had me back on for another trivia-fileld episode where I don't crazy-embarass myself!

Greatest Movie Ever: Conan the Barbarian! Sep 09, 2012

We went on the Greatest Movie Ever podcast again! Here's some straight dope about Conan!

09/06/12 - I Think I See a Demon on Your Head Sep 07, 2012

Ga-Rei: Zero AND SOME OTHER STUFFS.

GA-REI ZERO Special Sneak Preview! Sep 04, 2012

Hey Joel, what's Ga-Rei Zero all about?

08/24/12 - I Love You, Blop! Aug 24, 2012

Dust, 13 Assassins, SCREW YOU, SPAIN, STOP MESSING UP CASTLEVANIA.

Book Club #10: Behold My Word Wang Aug 16, 2012

Get ready (two months ago) for David Foster Wallace’s Oblivion! We only made it halfway through our discussion of the book, so when the episode just ends for no reason, never fea–

08/10/12 - Bombard Them With Whales Aug 10, 2012

Mostly Deadlight and GANGNAM STYLE.

07/30/12 - AWOxFastKarate II: Battle of the New Tokyo Masters Jul 30, 2012

Crying Freeman. Daryl Surat. Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?

07/24/12 - Bury Me With My Afro Jul 24, 2012

Iron Virgin Jun, Twitter Questions!

07/16/12 - STEVE, HOW COULD YOU! Jul 16, 2012

Spelunky, donation talk, League of Legends at the end, Penny Arcade kickstarter.

Book Club #9: You Are Basically Walking Garbage Jul 12, 2012

Jon is joined once again by Paul Chapman from the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast. As part of an ongoing effort to deny the existence of Foucault's Pendulum, the two sit down to discuss Joseph Heller's acclaimed novel Catch-22.

SPECIAL-CAST: Spectacle Ops: The Line (with Graziella!) Jul 08, 2012

Graz and I sit down to dinner and talk about Spec Ops: The Line (eventually) because that is a really interesting and, in some ways, important videogame!

06/25/12 - I Promised Myself I'd Never Do Another Weekend At Bernie's Execution. Jun 25, 2012

Ayane's High Kick, Saints Row the Third, Steel Battalion

06/16/12 - AGAIN! Jun 16, 2012

An all emails show!

ANN Gamecast: Super Game Show Bros 3 Jun 08, 2012

HEY HEY HEY WE'RE PARTYING IT UP ON THE E3 (EXCEPT NO ONE INVITED US :()

06/02/12 - Fine, None of Us Will Be Queen! Jun 02, 2012

Cobra The Animation with a side of "Jonathan Blow sounds like a real jerk"

05/25/12 - (the sleeper is in my pants) May 25, 2012

Diablo 3, Dunes of Wrath

05/19/12 - Wasn't No Planet? Wasn't No Stars? May 19, 2012

Shuten Doji Part 2

Book Club #8: Electrically Stimulated Broccoli May 17, 2012

Jon is joined by local forumite Jacob (or Yakov, or Kaazuwulf) to discuss Gene Wolfe's An Evil Guest. A relatively short book, this novel implies about three hundred pages that it fails to explicate. And what's Cthulu doing in here, anyway?

05/11/12 - Well, That Would Be A Jetpack May 11, 2012

FEZ SPOILERS. DEUS EX SPOILERS.

05/04/12 - Ha-ha I'm A Baby Angler Oni May 04, 2012

Everybody knows the podcasts where we talk about babies are the best podcasts (Shuten Doji)

04/26/12 - Driving While Minotaur Apr 26, 2012

SPOILERS SPOILERS DON'T LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST IF YOU DON'T WANT GRIMROCK's (hilarious) LAST BOSS SPOILERED.

04/17/12 - Chainsaws Whenever I Want Them Apr 17, 2012

Master of the Martial Hearts (Farts)

Book Club #7: I Make the Pizza Hut Ninja Vanish Apr 11, 2012

In this episode of the Fast Karate Book Club, Dave, Joel, and Jon tackle Jake Adelstein's Tokyo Vice. The moral of this collection of stories: abandon your family, mourn for the sex industry and its patrons, and keep working overtime even if you have terminal cancer. It's the feel-good book of the decade.

03/27/12 - Strangersaremoreimportantthanyou Mar 27, 2012

Katawa Shoujo PANIC, Mass Effect 3 SPOILERS FOREVER.

Book Club #6: Tell Me How You Really Feel Mar 13, 2012

Iron Fist Paul Chapman lends his aid to Jon in the fight against Foucault's Pendulum. But how do you discuss a novel you've not even finished? The same way you review Roots Search: harshly. Antipathy draws a broad, easy path.

03/09/12 - I ONLY FIGHT FOR MYSELF Mar 10, 2012

Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer (no spoilers), Bubblegum Crash (spoilers), Heavy Rain (spoilers: this game is dumb).

02/25/12 - GOOD LORD THIS BABY IS HUGE! Feb 25, 2012

Syndicate, Rip Torn

02/19/12 - This Spinach Salad Is Missing Something... Feb 19, 2012

Kingdoms of Amoboorr.

02/10/12 - Lassi-esque Feb 10, 2012

Well, it started about Rusty Hearts... (technically it started about pie)

Book Club #5: Why Are We Still Talking about Ants?! Jan 31, 2012

Joel and Jon are probably the only two people in the Book Club who finished William Vollman's Rising Up and Rising Down, but that's OK; they will like it enough for all the rest of you. Join them for ruminations, reflections, and meditations on the moral implications of human violence.

01/27/12 - I Was Really Thirsty! Jan 27, 2012

Unstoppable Gorg, Catherine, demos, Madoka, Yellow Cake.

01/17/12 - The Monkey Will Issue Many Commands. Jan 17, 2012

Mystery of Mamo AND ALSO SOME FOOD STUFFS

01/06/12 - Who's the President? Jan 06, 2012

Lensman. Batman. Batman: Curse of the Lens

12/22/11 - Golgo 13 Has Too Much Dignity! Dec 22, 2011

Dark Souls interlude, Golgo 13 TV

Book Club #4: I Would Just Be Bristling with Boners Dec 17, 2011

Dave, Joel, and Jon have subjected themselves to Richard Morgan's Altered Carbon. It's a pulp film noir sci-fi detective novel with a hint of porn, all held together by soap opera logic. Also: interstellar sex changes and super vaginas. It's a Christmas miracle!

Book Club #3: The Fear Heightens My Arousal Dec 10, 2011

In this third installment of the Book Club, Joel and Jon discuss Johnny Ryan's History of the Internet and Patrick Rothfuss' Name of the Wind. Nobody has sex in either of these books, which is a real tragedy. Listen in for talk of acronyms, internet regulation, magical desk lamps, and salacious train commutes. Also gravy, because we think it's important to keep the "giving" in "Thanksgiving." As in, "keep on giving me more food covered in gravy." How else are you supposed to put on 15 pounds in six weeks?

ANN Gamecast II: Sons of Liberty Nov 24, 2011

Joel, Todd, Zac, and I are on a mission, A MISSION TO TALK ABOUT REVIEW SOCRES AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SO THE INTERNET HATES US NOW.

11/22/11 - This Train is Now a Missile. Nov 22, 2011

Which are we less interested in these days: Zelda or Resident Evil: Degeneration? Well...

11/15/11 - I Love Hamburgers, And I'm An Idiot. Nov 15, 2011

Dark Souls, Dungeon Defenders, Skyrim, but mostly food.

11/05/11 - We Have The Drunkest Dragons You Can Imagine Nov 05, 2011

Dungeon Defenders, Space Marine, Sister Wives.

10/21/11 - Step Two Is Die Oct 22, 2011

Dark Souls and Tiger + Bunny and Clock Tower 3 (wut) spoilers.

10/14/11 - He's Got Ups Oct 14, 2011

Demon Souls and (very brief) Alien Infestation

09/30/11 - Pretty Sweet Fort Oct 01, 2011

DEUS EX SPOILERS FOR LYFE.

Fast Karate Book Club #2 - Triple Shot Sep 23, 2011

In this triple-long book club session Jon and DOUBLE Joel have a KICKASS SLIVER DECK filled to the brim with LIGHTNING BOLTS. But, unfortunately, at some point they have to stop talking about Magic cards and start talking about books! Psychopath Test, Player of Games (which is apparently about baby implantation), and The Mountain People are all discussed herein.

09/15/11 - (Nitro Is Code For My) Sep 15, 2011

Redline (SO MAN YSPOILERS. SPOILERS EVERYWHERE.)

09/02/11 - Please Let Him Tranq Me Out Sep 02, 2011

DEUS EX IS THE BEST EVERERERERERERERERRRR.

08/25/11 - Candy Goes In. Aug 25, 2011

Deus Ex preview (NO SPOILERS) and El Shaddai is good (LOTS OF SPOILERS)

GREATEST MOOVIE EVURRR. Aug 22, 2011

(It's not The Rock, so how can it be?)

IN THE GAME OF PODCASTS Aug 17, 2011

YOU WIN OR YOU EAT COOKIES.

Here's another guest appearance on Atomic Trivia War! This time with Joel!

08/07/11 - I HATE YOU POP-POP. Aug 06, 2011

Tekken: Panda Vengeance.

08/02/11 - BUT SLEEPY. Aug 02, 2011

Daryl and Gerald come on for a very special episode. Mad Bull 34 has been slacking off, what with just being racist and sexist. Let's delve into some hardcore deep depravity because this time it's a SUICIDE PACT.

07/26/11 - I Can't Be Pushin' A AND X. Jul 26, 2011

Bastion is good! Combining Chili and Oreos is questionable! I'm sorry there's all this static, but seriously there was a lot more before I spent ten times the amount of time editing this episode than I usually do (so, like, an hour total).

SEE YOU AT OTAKON.

07/14/11 - Maximum Bear Movement. Jul 14, 2011

King's Bounty, Hunted: The Demon's Forge, Earth Defense Force

07/01/11 - Daizaburo Just Watches. Jul 01, 2011

Mad Bull 34 is the WORST. The people who made this show are the WORST. Half Minute Hero is pretty good! Also, it's likely that Super Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike was exceptionally popular, given it was the second sequel.

06/25/11 - We NEED This Baby. Jun 25, 2011

24 IS BACK AND SO IS PIE.

06/16/11 - (about your penis) Jun 16, 2011

A WIND NAMED AMNESIA. BACK IN THE ANIME SADDLE. NOT EVEN BEING SICK CAN KEEP ME DOWN.

For those wondering, I DID get me a turkey sandwich, but I could only eat half because being sick destroyed my appetite, yet I am constantly hungry. :(

Guest Appearance on ANNCast! Jun 10, 2011

Even as thunderstorms sliced a wild fury through Joel's power lines I perservered! Join Zac, Todd, and myself on a MAGICAL JOURNEY that YOU BETTER ACCEPT IS MAGICAL BECAUSE WE ALL WORKED VERY HARD ON IT.

BONUS! Fast Karate Book Club - Great Shark Hunt Jun 07, 2011

In this very special episode of Fast Karate for the gentlemen Jon has a problem (a SPEED problem) and it's up to Joel and Mike to show him the error of his self-destructive ways! But they get that out of the way pretty quick and spend the rest of their time breaking down Hunter S. Thompson's Great Shark Hunt for the reader!

06/01/11 - YO MASTER CHIEF, WHEN YOU GONNA LOSE SOME WEIGHT? Jun 02, 2011

EVERYTHING. SOULJA BOY. THE WITCHER. OUTLAND. LA NOIRE. EDDIE MURPHY. AXEL FOLEY. MASTER CHIEF. EVERYTHING!!!

05/23/11 - Let the Witcher Witch. May 23, 2011

Witcher 2, Witcher 1, Dragon Age, Cheesesteaks, Roast Beef.

Joel and I on Greatest Movie Ever! May 19, 2011

This time the topic was Johnny Mnemonic which was not that THIS CAUSES IT AND THIS CAUSES IT AND THIS CAUSES IT.

05/06/11 - Hiroshi and the Cable Run May 06, 2011

Summer Wars, GUARDIAN HEROES ON XBLAH, the true secret of the PSN crash.

Guest Appearance - Streets of Rage! May 02, 2011

Paul Chapman and I TOOK TO THE STREETS on the Oleetku Studios Podcast with Nick Korn to deliver you nearly an hour of hard hitting info about Streets of Rage and other stuff that is dumb.

04/28/11 - Not One of Those Sexy Cougars. Apr 28, 2011

Portal 2 (no real spoilers, so don't cry about it) and a bunch of shit about our personal lives that you don't care about. Enjoy this dumb episode.

04/19/11 - I'm A Very Poorly Specced Warrior. Apr 19, 2011

Dragon Age 2, Portal 2, Valve, Fullmetal Alchemist, Potion Art, Why Aren't All Games Just Co-op Already

04/07/11 - Megurkey Apr 07, 2011

EMAILS. PARASITE EVE. NAJICA?? GAY ADOPTION??

03/31/11 - THERE ARE NO EGGPLANT GIRLS Mar 31, 2011

Kid Icarus, Yakuza 4, 3DS, DON'T TRY AND FEED ME NO FRUIT.

Guest Appearance - Atomic Trivia War 9000 III Mar 24, 2011

They took Graz and me back once more! ENJOY OR ELSE.

03/21/11 - FINE, EVERYONE IS BI. Mar 21, 2011

Yakuza 4, Tactics Ogre, Monster Tale (in brief), Dragon Age 2 (in lots).

03/13/11 - Monkey Beat Down. Mar 12, 2011

Hetalia (FOR ABOUT FIVE SECONDS)

03/08/11 - Every Night We Would RAOOOOOH. Mar 08, 2011

Dark Spore, Tactics Ogre, Mass Effect 2 (briefly), Dragon Age: Origins, Meat Pudding, Lobster Rolls. SO MANY THINGS.

02/26/11 - As Well You Should, Genie. Feb 25, 2011

Afro Samurai, Tacos, Twitter, REVOLUTION, Akinator, Zenkaikon

02/21/11 - He is a Noble Warrior Feb 21, 2011

Monster Tale, Sandwiches.

02/08/11 - We Never Dismount Feb 09, 2011

Wild 7

02/03/11 - SHIM-SHAM! Feb 04, 2011

Exam starring Colin Salmon, Magicka, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Ass Creed Bro Ho.

01/20/11 - DRAGONS. IN 'NAM. Jan 20, 2011

Call of Duty: Black Ops, Shin Getter vs. Neo Getter AND MORE ON THIS EXCITING AND ACTION PACKED EPISODE OF FOOST KOORATE.

01/13/11 - This Baby's Chompin' at the Bit! Jan 13, 2011

Virtual On Force, Master of Magic, Giant Babies.

Guest Appearance - Atomic Trivia War II! Jan 07, 2011

Once again, we guest on Atomic Trivia War 9000! This was actually recorded at the same time as the last one, but through the MAGIC OF EDITING it's being brought to you right here, right now!

01/01/11 - I Have No Boner And I Must Scream Jan 01, 2011

Ring in the new year the Fast Karate way: talkin' about boners!

12/25/10 - And That Was The Role That Ended Racism Dec 25, 2010

A very special e-mail Christmas show! You'll laugh, you'll cry. We may have questionable ideas on tech, but eat my butt! It's the holidays!

Guest Appearance! Atomic Trivia War 9000 Dec 20, 2010

Graz and I were on a trivia podcast! MAXIMUM FUN. MAXIMUM FUNK.

12/16/10 - We Run Grout Town, Not You! Dec 16, 2010

Red Dead Redemption, Epic Dungeon, Lost Laby, WoW Woes, Peter Pan Peanut Butter

12/09/10 - Breakin' Lo Pan's High Men. Dec 09, 2010

DEAD NATION IS PRETTY FUN YOU GUISE. ALSO TALES OF TERRIBLE ICE CREAM. AND A VERY BRIEF WALKING DEAD SPOILER. AND CANDY.

12/03/10 - WHERE IS MY MONEY *K-KUHHH* Dec 03, 2010

A.D. Police. Licorice. Jones Soda. Hot Dog Travesties. SAUSAGE GRAVY?? Innuennnnnnnnndoooooooooo. Hay if any of you guise wanna write me sexy secret emails let me give you my sexy secret email address.

I TAKE PLEASURE IN GUTTIN' YOU BOY. Nov 22, 2010

We were on The Greatest Movie ever doing The Rock and Con-Air! I AM THE LAST ONE. LOSERS GO HOME AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR BEST. I'M ONLY BORROWING YOUR "HUMVEE."

11/16/10 - Rainbow Sherbert Nov 16, 2010

VANQUISHTADORES.

11/09/10 - PLEASE INSERT PENIS. Nov 09, 2010

A.D. Police Episode 1. It's back, baby. The Bubblegum Crisis. Remember those days. We were just about hangin' out and havin' fun. What happened to that time? What happened to that BOY? Hey, do you guys remember Birdman?

10/29/10 - Mooooovin'. Oct 29, 2010

Fallout: New Vegas. Ice-T. Brilliance.

10/22/10 - Well, No The Eldar... Oct 22, 2010

Everything but Claymore.

10/12/10 - Rice In My Jam. Oct 12, 2010

Dead Rising 2 reprise. League of Legends nubs. HAIL STORM. Chicken Masala. LOTS OF SUPER FATTY FOODS TO MAKE YOU NOT WANT TO BE A FATTY BUT THEY'RE SO GOOD YOU GUISE.

10/06/10 - WAIT. IT'S A SIGNAL. Oct 06, 2010

This show is crazy about boobs. I mean like, I'm into tits. You know this. But this show is too weird about it. And it's like, I know the guy who did Apocalypse Zero was involved, so maybe I should count my blessings, but still... every time a sword went near a nipple I held my breath. And seriously I only have nipples in the literal sense.

10/03/10 - Now Play Some Fife. Oct 03, 2010

Dead Rising 2, Deadly Premonition, Fife Music, Bloodsport, Breath of Death VII, COOKIE SANDWICHES.

09/28/10 - We Use All the Parts of the Grandma Sep 27, 2010

Queen's Blade = terrible, Shinobi = awesome.

09/21/10 - I MURDERED A GIANT SPACE BABY!! Sep 21, 2010

HALO REACH = BANANURAR BREAD.

09/14/10 - Who's the New Foreman? Sep 15, 2010

SKANK. RAOH GAIDEN. CATS VOMITING. ALL THIS AND MORE AND STILL AT A LOW LOW PRICE!

09/10/10 - Juvenile Form of the Torosaurus. Sep 10, 2010

A stunning revelation on this, a very special episode of Fast Karate for the Gentleman. Don't listen if you value your triceratops (or your boner).

09/04/10 - A-THIS CANCER??? Sep 04, 2010

How come Blood had such trouble dealing with other people.

08/28/10 - You Gotta Move Aug 28, 2010

Hay guise what do you think of Bioshock InfiOHMYGODABEARJUSTMAULEDME.

08/23/10 - This Chicken is Powerful. Aug 23, 2010

Urban Square. A General Tso's history lesson. I'M JUST HANGIN' OUT.

08/15/10 - Your Computer Has Virus? Aug 16, 2010

Nier. Are there spoilers? Kind of. I wouldn't worry about it. Then again, I'm not a little whiny crybaby who cries all the time.

08/10/10 - YOU COULDN'T MAKE THAT SHOT. Aug 10, 2010

Golgo 13 the TV. Banana bread. Butter ball.

08/04/10 - I'll Just Download A Crack. Aug 04, 2010

Welcome To The Space Show? NOT WHEN WE COULD TALK ABOUT GRAPE NUTS FOR TWENTY MINUTES.

07/23/10 - HEY. WHY YOU SO FAT. Jul 23, 2010

Limbo. Kim Jong. Faramir just wants to be loved, dad.

07/16/10 - I HIT HIM DOIN' A HUNDRED AND FIFTY. Jul 16, 2010

Honey Buns: do they exist? Mad Bull 34. Desktop Dungeons.

07/07/10 - Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. Jul 07, 2010

What is this show even about anymore.

07/02/10 - Just Light The Fuse (it's in my butt)! Jul 02, 2010

Burnt Pizza or Melted Ice Cream? Urban Putty. Street Fighter Alpha. Busted Controllers. Your Mammy's Giner.

06/23/10 - Relationship Status: Complicated Jun 23, 2010

OMG YOU GUYS ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A VIDEOGAME PODCAST?? THEN WHY DO I WANT TO SEX WITH MARISKA HARGITAY SO BAD AND HOW COME WE KEEP TALKIN' ABOUT BACON.

06/14/10 - YOU WRESTLE BEAR?? Jun 14, 2010

Plastic Little. Pulled Pork Parfait.

06/11/10 - You Want Some of this JUTSU?? Jun 11, 2010

Food. Peanut Butter. Thai Food. Lost Planet 2, pretty good guys, haters gonna hate. Mamotte Knight, totally awesome and so cheap you have to buy it. God, why can't they just make like a hundred more of these games. JUTSU. JUTSU JUTSU JUTSU. JUSTU. OH YOU LIKE MY NAPALM DECOY? YEAH YOU LIKE THAT? OH NO. OH DON'T BLOW UP NEAR THE PRINCESS. AH GOD. OH THE HUMANITY. OH THE NAPALM. OH THE PRINCESS IS BURNING. DAMN YOU UGLY AIRSHIP, YOU GAVE ME LOTS OF MONSTERS!! THEY TOLD ME I WAS SIGNING UP TO DEFEAT THE F&*#IN' EVILS! THEY DIDN'T TELL ME I'D HAVE TO WATCH A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL BURN ALIVE IN LIQUID FIRE. OH GOD. OH GOD. MY LIFE IS A LIE. ALL MY NINJA TRAINING FOR NOTHING. JUTSU! WHERE ARE YOU JUTSU?? MY CLONES WILL CONSOLE ME. I... I HAVE TO CLONE THE PRINCESS!! WE CAN GO BACK! AMAZON, WE CAN DO IT ALL OVER! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN THIS WAY! TELL ME IT'S OKAY AMAZON, TELL ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! ...please... tell me...

06/05/10 - The Radiation is in My Balls Jun 06, 2010

Silent Service. Soviet Jeans Smuggling. MacGyver.

05/27/10 - How You Doin', I'm Jack Bauer May 27, 2010

The end of an era.

05/22/10 - That Cat Is Armed! May 22, 2010

Splinter Cell Co-op, Halo Reach, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey, Bachman Turner Overdrive

05/19/10 - THIS IS FORBIDDEN. May 19, 2010

Jack Bauer's a puppy who just found out life's a little more complicated on the other side of the fence.

05/14/10 - In Russia: Best Birthday Ever May 14, 2010

24 DONE GONNA BE FINISHED SOON SON.

05/10/10 - UWAGHAGAGA(ROOFIE) May 10, 2010

Straight Jacket. Still don't get the God of War games.

05/06/10 - NO! IT'S NOT TIME FOR A DELICIOUS CINNAMONY TREAT! I'VE BEEN BETRAYED! May 07, 2010

24 murders is way towards its inevitable conclusion.

04/29/10 - BUT YOU'LL WISH IT HAD. Apr 30, 2010

SUPERB STREET FIGHTER IV

04/22/10 - You're Not So Tough Without Your Legs! Apr 22, 2010

Yakuza 3, Splinter Cell Conviction, Witchblade, Stop Whining About Spoilers You Pussy, There Aren't Any.

04/18/10 - Now Tony Almeida's Gotta Repopulate The Earth Apr 18, 2010

Computer Woes, Die Hard v. Commando, 24: That Bitch Is Dead, But At Least I Got My Freak On.

04/09/10 - Surely You Have No Use For A Baby Apr 09, 2010

24, Diamond Age, DELICIOSO.

04/05/10 - The People Love It. Apr 05, 2010

There are many things more interesting that Coyote Ragtime Show. Joel disagrees, but he is a spiteful bitch.

03/31/10 - I Will Stay With The Terrorists Apr 02, 2010

The only thing that gets Jack Bauer harder than treason is 2-for-1 at the Waffle House

03/27/10 - Blew Your Mind? (PSYCHO DIVER!) Mar 30, 2010

Psycho Diver

03/24/10 - And Look At This Door, It’s Been Exploded! Mar 26, 2010

SECRET TRAITOR AGENT STARBUCK.

03/17/10 - Stay Away From EL PICCADILO. Mar 20, 2010

JACK BAUER IS ABOUT TO SPORT THE BIGGEST ERECTION OF HIS LIFE.

03/13/10 - BUT I CAN MOVE, BOSS, I CAN MOVE Mar 16, 2010

Blue Flames, first 10 minutes are Skullman Spoilers

03/10/10 - BABYKINS, JUST ASK HIM TO SHOW THE BOMB Mar 12, 2010

Randy Pitchford, FFXIII, Hakan HAKAN HAKAN, Agent Junior Babykins's thrilling last stand AND MORE on this episode of Fast Karate.

FAST KARATE SPECIAL: The Wicker Manz Mar 08, 2010

Joel and I were guest hosts on Paul Champan's podcast: The Greatest Movie Ever. The subject? ZA WICKA MANZ.

03/03/10 - THESE ARE THE PERFECT MUFFINS. Mar 04, 2010

JOEL SIDETRACKED ME AND I DIDN'T PUBLICLY PROSTRATE MYSELF TO HEIDI KEMPS, GAME JOURNALIST, IN THANKS FOR TALES OF ABYSS SAVES GOD DAMMIT.

02/27/10 - Some People Gotta Make A Sex Robot. Mar 01, 2010

Skull Man is pretty great, even if it is extremely weird, and Joel spoils the shit out of it.

02/24/10 - Oh My God, I've Been A Total Cock. Feb 25, 2010

Hang In There, Buddy!

02/20/10 - UNICYCLE, NOW. Feb 22, 2010

Old Valkyria Chronicles DLC, More 24, SKULLMAN PREVIEW STINGER.

02/17/10 - No More Cars. Feb 19, 2010

No More Heroes, Bioshock 2, Tom Bombadil.

02/10/10 - Now You've Got Space AIDS. Feb 11, 2010

The saga of Jack's glasses continues.

02/07/10 - Za Robots Are Coo? Feb 09, 2010

Vexille

02/03/10 - But I WAS In Young Guns... Feb 04, 2010

Jack Bauer is the master of disguise

01/27/10 - Who Are You, Old Man? Jan 29, 2010

Mass Effect 2. I don't really think there's significant spoilers in this but you cry babies out there might have a different definition of spoilers. Here's a spoiler: some guys died.

01/23/10 - THESE HANDS. Jan 23, 2010

24 Season 8 begins

01/16/10 - Shut Up Baby I Just Got Shot Jan 19, 2010

Fist of the Northstar Raoh's Story About His Dead Girlfriend Who Died.

01/13/10 - I Wanna Eat Them Jan 14, 2010

A videogame slump? HOWAT? Not when there's Bayonetta to play, and intelligent mammals to eat.

01/06/10 - Cookie Salad Jan 08, 2010

Bayonetta is great, EXTREME ASSASSIN'S CREED 2 SPOILERS FROM 25:00 to 35:30, Puni Puni Poemi has really nothing to talk about, so we don't.

01/02/10 - JEFF WAS A DEMON. Jan 04, 2010

Ninja Gaiden OVA

12/30/09 - They Got Websites. Dec 31, 2009

.50 Cent: Blood on the Sand: Game of the Year

12/26/09 - The Butling Of YOU. Dec 27, 2009

Fatal Fury The Motion Picture

12/23/09 - Don't Let 'em Take My Feet! Dec 24, 2009

Chocolate. WoW. Pubs/PuGs. Vomit. Cereal. Dances With Wolves.

12/19/09 - The Ridley Sconslaught Dec 21, 2009

Dante's Inferno Demo, Virus Buster Serge

12/12/09 - I'm Callin' Your Bluff, Tokko. Dec 14, 2009

That girl is Tokko.

12/09/09 - I Like To Call It A Threem. Dec 11, 2009

Gulab Jaman, Warhammer 40k, Call of Duty 6

12/05/09 - Now We Only Got Five Hundred Yen! Dec 06, 2009

Zombie Self Defense Force

12/02/09 - Oh No, He's Loose in the Building Dec 03, 2009

Dino Crisis, Super Street Fighter IV, amputee jokes

11/28/09 - Hey Bear: WHAT'S UP?! Nov 28, 2009

Bayonetta, League of Legends, Sword for Truth

11/19/09 - Just Roll It Up, Eat It Sub Style Nov 19, 2009

I'd Be A One Man Cheeseburger O-Pocalypse.

11/14/09 - I'M NOT GOIN' BACK Nov 16, 2009

Black Magic M-66

11/11/09 - Later, Earth! Nov 13, 2009

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Medal of Brothers in Arms With Their Duty IT'S IN MAH BELLY.

11/07/09 - Must Be That Global Warmin' Nov 09, 2009

Vampire Wars

11/04/09 - Mazinger... With The Sword Nov 05, 2009

Bayonetta, Dragon Age

10/31/09 - BLACKJACKED! Nov 02, 2009

Blackjack OVA Episodes 1+2

10/28/09 - PS: I'm Fat Oct 30, 2009

Left 4 Dead 2 Demo

10/24/09 - INFECTION CURED! Oct 25, 2009

Black Jack: The Movie

10/21/09 - Ahh-Biter? Oct 22, 2009

Borderlands. My Big Hollywood Horror Movie.

10/17/09 - Stop Masturbating To It!! Oct 18, 2009

He Is My Master (Suicide By Chris Oarr)

10/14/09 - LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BUUUUUUUUUUUU! Oct 16, 2009

Randy Pitchford, Broken PS3s, LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

10/10/09 - Chi Is A Savage Wind Oct 11, 2009

Genocyber

10/07/09 - You Don't Need The AIDS Oct 08, 2009

Joel's long distance space telephone call (Freddie Mercury)

10/03/09 - Lift This Fridge Up: One Punch Oct 04, 2009

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!!!

09/30/09 - ChimichongaQuesoDelight Oct 01, 2009

Super Street Fighter IV, more ODST, Sherman Alexie

09/26/09 - Finish The Fight (You Can Win). Sep 28, 2009

Halo: ODST (Odiestie)

09/23/09 - I Gave You Wang Polio Sep 24, 2009

Psychic Wars

09/19/09 - FUJIYAMASAMA Sep 21, 2009

Violence Jack Episode 1

09/16/09 - I Hate You Bird-Friend! Sep 18, 2009

Trine, Diablo II vs Nox, Halo of days gone past. Did you know Suda 51 made a game called 'Michigan'?

09/12/09 - HOI SHA FUNG HAO LAI. Sep 13, 2009

Sword of the Stranger is the best movie ever. (spoilarrrz)

09/09/09 - HEY MISTER WANNA WRESTLE?! Sep 10, 2009

Dawn of War 2, Muramasa, League of Legends, WE BEAT YOGG SARON NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT IT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES, and also Dreamcast.

09/05/09 - Whorin' Ain't No Way To Live Sep 05, 2009

Batman: Arkham Asylum, Takegami: Guardian of Darkness

08/29/09 - Now Donut... Eat... You... Aug 30, 2009

Kite: Liberator. Donut Joel.

08/26/09 - "Dude", The Musical Aug 27, 2009

Orson Scott Card, Stupid Politics Talk, Mass Effect DLC

08/22/09 - She Was Using Her Gooch For Justice Aug 23, 2009

Ikki Tousen #2

08/19/09 - Well, I Don't Know If I LIKE Crippled People... Aug 21, 2009

Shadow Complex, Ikkitosen Prelude, that guy who does the weird lesbian Halo/Metroid movies.

08/15/09 - The Mizuchi Sisters Never Conquered Time Aug 15, 2009

Sukeban Deka

08/12/09 - A-DOGGYSTYLE! Aug 13, 2009

WoW Achievements, Persona 4, Knights in the Nightmare (this game makes no sense), Mac and Cheese Soup, Riddick

08/08/09 - Oh Snap, Red Hot Plasma For Your Face! Aug 08, 2009

Shikabane Hime, Dawn of War II, Chronicles of Riddick, 4 Fast 4 Furious

08/01/09 - INTERDIMENSIONAL CHEESECAKE IN MY MOUF! Aug 02, 2009

Goku: Midnight Eye Episode 2

07/29/09 - LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE BECOME Jul 31, 2009

Red Faction, Demon's Souls, Heroes of Newerth, and also Joel's phone dies.

07/25/09 - Take a Tip From Goku: Lose the Shirt Jul 26, 2009

Goku: Midnight Eye Episode 1

07/22/09 - The Ladies Are About Jul 23, 2009

Otakon 2009/Red Faction

07/11/09 - This Is Why We Do Surveys, Seamus! Jul 12, 2009

Black Lion, Balrogs.

07/08/09 - Very Good, But Baby Not Hit Back Jul 09, 2009

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Red Faction: Gorilla [sic], BLOODSPORT STARRING JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME.

PEPPERBOX Jul 05, 2009

Steve Henel's prize winning entry for the First Annual Win PaniPoniDoom's Stuff Fast Karate Contest. This is better than most of the jokes we've made in our entire life put together.

Fast Karate Parsec Submission Jul 05, 2009

I upload this because some jerks wanted it. It's just three clips from two different episodes that I submitted because we got nominated for a Parsec award, whatever that is.

07/03/09 - Whatever, Crazy Old Grampa! Jul 03, 2009

RPG videogame round-up with Andore S. Myart.

06/27/09 - AUGH! TIME POLICE! Jun 28, 2009

Battle Royal High School

06/25/09 - The Donut Level In This Room Is Off The Charts! Jun 25, 2009

Entenmann's Snack Cakes, Candy, Uh... wait what is this podcast supposed to be about again?

06/20/09 - This Isn't Over, BABY! Jun 21, 2009

Shogun Assassin

06/17/09 - A Complicated System of Tubes Jun 18, 2009

Class of Heroes, Mordor, Oblivion flashbacks

06/13/09 - I've Lived Sort of an Awesome Werewolf Life Jun 14, 2009

Devil Lady (and Street Fighter Car Guy)

06/09/07 - TERRIBRE POWAA Jun 11, 2009

H.P. Lovecraft was totally racist.I heard.From a guy.You don't know him.

06/06/09 - Don't Look Directly At Pyramid Tank Jun 07, 2009

Highlander: The Animoo

06/03/09 - CANADIAN! Jun 04, 2009

E3 2009, and Left 4 Dead 2 "debacle", see I put debacle in quotes because I think it's a whole lot of purposeless whinging. And also, I've made a new resolution to stop talking about stupid stuff on message boards.So goodbye forever, internet!

05/30/09 - Clumsy Ninja Strikes Again Jun 01, 2009

Dagger of Kamui

05/27/09 - JARATEEEE! May 28, 2009

Team Fortress 2, Valkyria Chronicles, Killing Floor, Memorial Day, The Post Office (Tourettes)

05/23/09 - We Cracked The Case! May 25, 2009

Clannad

05/20/09 - MACCHIATO. May 21, 2009

The final episode of 24 Season 7.

05/16/09 - LES ENFANTS TERRIBLES! May 16, 2009

Princess Resurrection

05/13/09 - I've Seen Things In Deepest Sapce May 14, 2009

Contest Winners! 24!

05/09/09 - Did You Seriously Just Drink All The Bioagent? May 09, 2009

Virtual On, Plants Vs Zombies, 24 At Bernies

05/06/09 - What If It Was A Tiger? May 07, 2009

Megazone 23 Part 2

05/02/09 - MAYBE JUST ONE TURTLE May 02, 2009

Kekko Kamen

04/29/09 - JACKBAUERBAUER Apr 29, 2009

Virtua On, Pokemon Jack Bauer

04/25/09 - GIMME SOME SLURPIES Apr 26, 2009

Valkyrie Profile DS, Prince of Persia

04/22/09 - Take That, Virus! Apr 23, 2009

Jack Tortures The Virus Out Of Himself

04/18/09 - He's Running On A Pro-Zombification Platform Apr 18, 2009

Resident Evil 5

04/15/09 - This Is So Gay Apr 16, 2009

24. Street Fighter? Super long live action stinger!

04/11/09 - Oh, My Ankle! (And My Pride!) Apr 11, 2009

Sister Princess

04/08/09 - Ice Cream Fridays Apr 09, 2009

24. Secret of Mana. L4D. Gradius Rebirth. Otogi.

04/04/09 - 75 Tea Kettles?! Apr 04, 2009

Ultimate Teacher

04/01/09 - I Think I Might Already Be Cured Apr 01, 2009

Hideo Kojima, WoW talk, 24

09/03/28 - SWIM MEET?! SWIM MEET?! Mar 29, 2009

Attack Girls Swim Team Versus The Undead

03/25/09 - FIRST GENTLEMAN ANGRY!! Mar 26, 2009

24 continuar

03/21/09 - Ice Cream Is Serious Business Too Mar 22, 2009

Bubblegum Crash Episode 2

03/18/09 - Court... is Adjourned. Mar 19, 2009

24. Resident Evil 5: The prologue.

03/14/09 - WE HAVE TO LIGHT THE SHIROW SIGNAL Mar 15, 2009

8 Man After

03/11/09 - Holes Cut, Guns Mar 11, 2009

24, Fear 2 (more), WoW Loot Drama

03/07/09 - The Wang of Prophecy Mar 07, 2009

Crimson Wolf (BUT FOR RUKODAN... IT WAS... TUESDAY!)

03/04/09 - Hold On, The President's Daughter Mar 05, 2009

THE END OF 24?? (OMG!)

02/28/09 - I DID WHAT WAS NECESSARY! Feb 28, 2009

24 continues.

02/25/09 - Christian Bale, You Are Not Actually Batman Feb 26, 2009

Street Fighter IV

02/21/09 - I'm Not Supposed To Get Lasers There! Feb 21, 2009

Bubblegum Crash Episode 1

02/18/09 - Damn You Korean Grocer, You Are Working For Evil! Feb 17, 2009

24, Korean Grocers, Little Hugs

02/07/09 - Lords Do Robots Loves The Poop Feb 07, 2009

Battle Arena Toshinden

02/04/09 - Tell My Wife and Daughter: I Hate You Feb 04, 2009

Moar Vesperia, moar 24

01/31/09 - That's Our Lily Cat! Jan 31, 2009

Lily C.A.T.

01/28/09 - This, I Will Abide Jan 29, 2009

Tales of Vesperia, moar 24

01/21/09 - Singing Telegram From The FBI! Jan 22, 2009

24!

01/17/09 - MUSTA HAD TOO MUCH CA~NDY Jan 18, 2009

Biohunter

01/14/09 - The Cage... is Closed Jan 14, 2009

WELCOME TO THE ROCK (also, 24)

01/11/09 - Car Two Takes Care of Car Two! Jan 11, 2009

Baoh

01/07/09 - EY WOT U GITS Jan 07, 2009

Dawn of War, that's a topical game.

01/03/09 - We Name Him HANABI. He Gon BROW UP! Jan 03, 2009

Wrath of the Ninja

12/31/08 - Little Toshi, Mini-Helicopter Pilot Dec 31, 2008

Yakuza 2 and Street Fighter HD Remix get mentioned, briefly.

12/27/08 - No Thanks, I'm From Masachussetts Dec 27, 2008

Parasite Dolls

12/24/08 - Lift This Fridge Up, One Punch Dec 24, 2008

Nobody knows what that title means.

12/20/08 - It's A Mexican Booby Stand-Off Dec 20, 2008

009-1

12/17/08 - No Spores, and No Spiders Dec 17, 2008

Resident Evil 5 demo (and Gears of War 2)

12/13/08 - I'm Not Gonna Let Him Eat Me ALL THE WAY. Dec 13, 2008

Iria #2

12/10/08 - He's Probably Rapin' The Babies Dec 10, 2008

Ludonarrative (also this just in, Valkyria Chronicles and Left 4 Dead still kick ass).

12/06/08 - And Then It's All Nuclear Holocaust Dec 06, 2008

Iria

12/03/08 - Anti-Matter Pumpernickle Dec 03, 2008

People on the internet are being stupid again

11/29/08 - OH MY GOSH GREEN MONSTER! Nov 29, 2008

Street Fighter II: The Movie

11/26/08 - I Think I Just Mistreated A CORPSE Nov 26, 2008

Spoilers for: Gears of War 2, Valkyria Chronicles, and Of Mice And Men

11/22/08 - Thanks For The Buff! Nov 22, 2008

OMG WRATH CAME OUT. But also Gears of War 2.

11/19/08 - AAAGAAH I'M BEING SHOT WITH BULLETS Nov 19, 2008

Tekken: The Movie

11/15/08 - Cotton Candy, Dude! Nov 15, 2008

THE LAST BUBBLEGUM CRISIS EPISODE. :( :( :(

11/12/02 - And Then They Came From Rockstar Nov 12, 2008

Valkyria Chronicles, Time Travel, Assassin's Creed

11/08/08 - We Have Air Guitar Superiority Nov 08, 2008

Cybernetics Guardian

11/05/08 - This Has POISON In It Nov 05, 2008

Fallout 3?

11/01/08 - All Trails Lead To Techno-Dwarf Nov 01, 2008

OMG LAYZA TIGAS!

10/29/08 - WWCND? Oct 29, 2008

We invented the meme.

10/25/08 - +9 To Sashay Oct 25, 2008

Fallout?

10/18/08 - If Only I Had Busted! Oct 18, 2008

Cyber City Oedo Episode 2

10/15/08 - TELL ME WHERE MARWAN IS! Oct 15, 2008

Mega Man 9 (and 24)

10/11/08 - Not In My SPACE Jurisdiction Oct 11, 2008

Cyber City Oedo Episode 1

10/08/08 - It's a Three Pronged Spear Oct 08, 2008

Silent Hill/Mega Man

10/04/08 - Stop Being Such a Jerk, CANADA Oct 04, 2008

Fantastic Children

10/01/08 - Indeed, All Robots Would Be Metal Man Oct 01, 2008

I don't even know. Mega Man?

09/27/08 - That's Prophylactic Sep 27, 2008

Pet Shop of Horrors

09/24/08 - Stop Doing That To James Earl Jones! Sep 24, 2008

Dungeons and Dragons (Yakuza 2)

09/20/08 - I Have To Build The Shotgun Cake Sep 20, 2008

Bubblegum Crisis Episode 7

09/17/08 - This isn't JENGA, it's a BUILDING Sep 17, 2008

Alone in the Dark

09/13/08 - Should've Worn a Rubber Sep 13, 2008

Big Wars

09/10/08 - So Cold, So Delicious Sep 10, 2008

Castle Crashers (And Dreamcast!!)

09/06/08 - Now You're My Girlfriend Sep 06, 2008

Eat Man '98

09/03/08 - Is My Sister An Asteroid? Sep 03, 2008

Braid(??)

08/30/08 - PUNCH IT in the MOUTH Aug 30, 2008

Blood Reign

08/27/08 - I MUST HAVE ANOTHER CABOOSE Aug 27, 2008

Itagaki Conspiracy (and Food)

08/23/08 - HotButtsNet Aug 23, 2008

Gunsmith Cats (Prince)

08/20/08 - He Wants It All, But He Can't Have It Aug 20, 2008

Bionic Commando (Otakon?)

08/16/08 - I Never Touched Him!! Aug 16, 2008

Mechanical Violator Hakaider

08/13/08 - But The Wang Lingers Aug 13, 2008

HAY GUYZ. TIME TO SPOIL ALL OF SIREN. (also we talk about Soul Calibur)

08/10/08 - Prolonged Exposure To Dragon Ape Aug 10, 2008

Amon Saga

08/06/08 - Oh, I Am SO Sorry Aug 08, 2008

Soul Calibur IV, Siren

08/02/08 - This Is NOT COOL, Gary Aug 02, 2008

Battle Angel

07/30/08 - They Never Missed A Show! Ever! Jul 30, 2008

Phantasy Star Online (And Ninja Gaiden 2, still)

07/26/08 - We Have Agriculture Jul 26, 2008

Generator Gawl

07/23/08 - Quick, Get The Water! Jul 23, 2008

Ninja Gaiden 2: Part Deux

07/19/08 - We're About To Turn Our Whale Lasers On Your Planet Jul 19, 2008

Xenosaga

07/16/08 - I Understand Their Love of Bread Jul 16, 2008

Metal Gear Solid 4 (HUGE SPOILERS), Too Human, Bikini Kill

07/14/08 - Cast Fire Kazoooooooo! Jul 14, 2008

Gemstone III with special guest star Andore

07/05/08 - Don't Have Sex With Armor, It's All Pointy Jul 05, 2008

Karas

07/02/08 - And Now It's Mauling Me Jul 02, 2008

Soul Calibur, Alone in the Dark, Diablo III "controversy", and much much more!

06/29/08 - The Cheque Is So... Drippy Jun 29, 2008

Big O (and MitchyD ruins everything)

06/25/08 - It Could Have A Dog In It Jun 25, 2008

...the Pixies?

06/21/08 - Isosceles Triangle Is DANGEROUS! Jun 21, 2008

Fist of the Northstar

06/18/08 - Sorry, Hawks Can't Talk! Jun 18, 2008

Ninja Gaiden II, Maury Povich

06/14/08 - Tell My Wife I Love Her Jun 14, 2008

The Wallflower (and Lion Sharks)

06/11/08 - Giant, And Shaman Jun 11, 2008

Metal Gear Solidz

06/07/08 - And Then I Was DONE. FOREVER. Jun 07, 2008

Red Garden

06/04/08 - Perhaps We Will Share A Baguette Jun 04, 2008

I don't even know. There's some stuff about Itagaki and then we talk about Metal Gear Solid 4 and then some dumb crap about Virtua On and zone of the Enders and eventually I guess we go back to Resident Evil 5's "racism" BECAUSE NOBODY'S TIRED OF THAT YET

05/31/08 - Everybody Picks Monkey May 31, 2008

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

05/28/08 - Godspeed, Monkey, Godspeed May 28, 2008

Jamba Juice (Penny Arcade) Henry Rollins

05/24/08 - INFORMATION OVERLOAD, MAN May 24, 2008

If this were actually about Megazone 23 I'd give you a dollar

05/21/08 - I'm Being Tarred and Chicked May 21, 2008

A very special baby chicken episode of Fast Karate

05/17/08 - Kobe, NO! May 17, 2008

SPRIGGAN!

05/14/08 - No Jerry, The Really Nasty Part Is THE WHOLE THING May 14, 2008

ZONE OF THE ENDERS 2 ZONE OF THE ENDERS 2 ZONE OF THE ENDERS 2 (also Ninja Gaiden and a bunch of other stuff)

05/10/08 - Koji Kabuto Dies in Magma May 10, 2008

Mazinkaiser Part Deux

05/07/08 - Horse Master and the Master of Horses May 07, 2008

Somewhere, at some point, this podcast was about N'Gai Croal. It's not no more. (also the audio went to crap, sorry)

05/03/08 - WHAT'S UP?? I'M STEALTH!! May 03, 2008

Najica. Najica. Desert Punk. Desert Punk.

04/30/08 - Panda Banana Apr 30, 2008

River City Ransom

04/26/08 - The Grapes Are Too Small, Dio Apr 26, 2008

Agent Aika (part 2)

04/23/08 - BEEE! BEEE! BEEE! BEEE! Apr 23, 2008

Mortal Kombat vs DC, Fighting Game Stuff, RPG Stuff, Boredom

04/19/08 - Cells, You Know What To Do Apr 19, 2008

3x3 Eyes

04/16/08 - Back In The Closet, Joelquito! Apr 16, 2008

Obscure: The Aftermath, Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword, Hypothetical Japanese Rock Band

04/12/08 - The Sexy Self-Destruct Sequence Apr 12, 2008

Bubblegum Crisis Episode 6

04/09/08 - Golgo 13 Form! (You're Already Dead) Apr 09, 2008

Crisis Core

04/05/08 - Bust a Deal, Face the Wheel Apr 05, 2008

Chocolate cake with marshmallow frosting

04/02/08 - Well, Technically, They're Not Endangered ANYMORE Apr 02, 2008

New Fist of the Northstar: Episode 2

03/29/08 - I'm Gonna Cut Your Ass Mar 29, 2008

Cutey Honey

03/26/08 - Bees Are Suicide Bombers Mar 26, 2008

God of War, Manhunt 2, Other Stuff

03/22/08 - Are You A Demon? If You Are, You Have To Tell Me Mar 22, 2008

Judge

03/19/08 - The Retort Mar 19, 2008

World of Warcraft morons

03/15/08 - My Only Regret Is That I Died Without Tasting Panini Mar 15, 2008

Bubblegum Crisis Episode 5 (Moonlight Rambler)

03/12/08 - That Dude Must Have The Biggest Penis in The WORLD Mar 12, 2008

Darkside Blues (now with moar vampires)

03/08/08 - We Have To Get To The Moonbase Mar 08, 2008

5 cm/second

03/05/08 - You Russians Are Stupid Mar 05, 2008

Blood+

03/01/08 - Hypervelocity Wolf Cannon Mar 01, 2008

Tsukihime

02/27/08 - Assistant Associate Director of Sales Feb 27, 2008

Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain (not really)

02/23/08 - She's Gonna Get This In Two Strokes Feb 23, 2008

Blood: The Last Vampire

02/20/08 - She is a Vampire GHOST Feb 20, 2008

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (Leila is hot)

02/16/08 - GIMME YOUR SHEEP Feb 16, 2008

Vampire Hunter D

02/13/08 - Tell It To The Judge (My Gun Is The Judge) Feb 13, 2008

Mad Bull 34

02/09/08 - You Asked For It Feb 09, 2008

DJ Dave - Videogames (plus The Roots and 2Pac!)

02/02/08 - Number Four: Dysentery Caused By Charles Barkley Feb 02, 2008

Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden: Part 1 of the Hoopz Barkley Saga

01/30/08 - I Am 100% Pro-Werewolf Jan 30, 2008

Mass ERECT!!! (lol)

01/23/08 - We're Gonna Go Talk To God's Grub Jan 23, 2008

Crystal Triangle

01/19/08 - Guts Doesn't Care About Science Jan 19, 2008

GURREN LAGANN. HOLY CRAP.

01/16/08 - Violent Fist Squadron Joelkaiser Jan 16, 2008

WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY

01/12/08 - Dynamite Is A Pretty Good Superpower Jan 12, 2008

Shin Angyo Onshi (The Blade of the Phantom Master)

01/09/08 - We Call It Earth Jr. Jan 09, 2008

Martian Successor Nadesico (Omega Five/Ikaruga)

01/05/08 - And He Still Wants All The Moonrocks? Jan 05, 2008

Shadow Skill

01/02/08 - Now I Have a Machine Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho. Jan 02, 2008

Rock Band (orrr... Die Hard)

12/26/07 - UGUUU! Dec 26, 2007

Kanon (please, god, no)

12/22/07 - I'm Going in For a Closer Look Dec 22, 2007

Bubblegum Crisis Episode 4

12/19/07 - I, Garland, Will Knock You All Down Dec 19, 2007

Final Fantasy IV (my audio's screwed up, I don't know why, sorry)

12/15/07 - Who Am I Kidding? It WAS About The Credits! Dec 15, 2007

Dirty Pair: Project Eden

12/12/07 - Jonnie Wong Doesn't Mess Around Dec 12, 2007

The New York Anime Festival

12/08/07 - Tell 'em Joel Sent Ya Dec 08, 2007

Devil May Cry 4 (and anime) with Daryl Surat

12/05/07 - I Did Not Want To Pee, It Was So Good Dec 05, 2007

Gamespot Firings, Call of Duty 4, Mass Effect

12/01/07 - Gay Soldier Wisdom Dec 01, 2007

Venus Wars

11/28/07 - This is Playground Rules Nov 28, 2007

Someone on the internet hurt our feelings. :(

11/24/07 - Azumanga Daioh Naked Convention Nov 24, 2007

Cromartie High School

11/21/07 - My Little Pony Pony Simulator: The Fantastic Pony Picnic Nov 21, 2007

Phoenix Wright

11/17/07 - The Killing Is The Important Part Nov 17, 2007

Bubblegum Crisis Episode 3

11/13/07 - Sometimes the Bullets Are Made of Candy Nov 13, 2007

Boogiepop Phantom, Objective Reviews

11/10/07 - I Got Zergling For Your Asshole Nov 10, 2007

Venus Versus Virus

11/07/07 - It Was Like a Poop Explosion Nov 07, 2007

Do not listen to this episode

11/03/07 - I'm Looking to Sex It Up Nov 03, 2007

Ghost in the Shell

10/31/07 - QUAID! USE THE REACTOR! Oct 31, 2007

Total Recall, bitches

10/27/07 - Yeah! Let's Go Mr. Unicorn! Oct 27, 2007

Gaogaigar

10/20/07 - Captain Awesome and the Awesome Police Oct 20, 2007

Pumpkin Scissors

10/17/07 - XXBlaze420 For LIFE! Oct 17, 2007

Half-Life 2: Episode 2

10/13/07 - BEHOLD THE WRATH OF ROCK! Oct 13, 2007

Bubblegum Crisis Episode 2

10/10/07 - If You Add Poop To My Cake, It Does Not Make It Better Oct 10, 2007

Portal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/06/07 - First Space Muslim Criminal Assassin Oct 06, 2007

Welcome to the NHK (SAM~RAI)

10/03/07 - There is No Space Monkey Heaven Oct 03, 2007

Halo 3

09/26/07 - It Gets the Blood Up Sep 26, 2007

Bubblegum Crisis: Episode 1

09/22/07 - It's Not Stealth... It's Bear Stealth Sep 22, 2007

Disciples 2, Heavenly Sword, Mass Effect Lesbianism

09/19/07 - Japanese Wives Should Be Bitches Sep 19, 2007

Samurai X: Reflections

09/15/07 - I Guess We're Still Doing This Sep 15, 2007

Our Second Anniversary!

09/12/07 - We Have To Order More Spinners Sep 12, 2007

Doomed Megalopolis (Part 2), Candiru

09/08/07 - Internet, Don't Steal This Idea Sep 08, 2007

Doomed Megalopolis (Part 1)

09/04/07 - AAAA! I'M CRAZY! Sep 04, 2007

Bioshock

09/01/07 - Then You Just Get Cancer Sep 01, 2007

Demon City Shinjuku

08/29/07 - Even Though I Hate Dinosaurs Aug 29, 2007

Dave reads emails alone. Don't listen to this

08/25/07 - What Happened to Mod Squad: France? Aug 25, 2007

LE CHEVAIER D'EON

08/22/07 - Ten Inches, Ten PLUS Aug 22, 2007

System Shock 2

08/18/07 - A Whirlwind of Burlap and Phonebook Aug 18, 2007

Bounty Dog (technically)

08/15/07 - Are You Guys Still Talking? Aug 15, 2007

Otakon Podcasters Panel (very boring)

08/11/07 - But I Believe in Plan Hug! Aug 11, 2007

Angel Cop (part deux)

08/07/07 - Here Comes the Hug Monster Aug 08, 2007

Angel Cop: Part 1 (preemption failure)

08/04/07 - This Could Be Really Good if it Wasn't Burst Angel Aug 04, 2007

Too much front end talking :( (Also Burst Angel)

08/01/07 - I Need to Stop Saying Vagina Into a Microphone Aug 01, 2007

Otakon 2007

07/28/07 - Nobody Ate Shepherd's Pie Jul 28, 2007

Hellsing Ultimate OVA

Fast Karate for the Geeknights (M.D. Geist 2) Jul 25, 2007

in this very special episode, originally recorded for the Geeknights Podcast, we jaw about the second M.D. Geist OVA.

07/22/07 - If You Kill Their Boss, They Will Have SEX With You Jul 20, 2007

M.D. Geist: Part 1

07/18/07 - Astroids Wanna Get Liquored Up Jul 18, 2007

Super Stardust HD

07/14/07 - Autobots Value Honesty Jul 14, 2007

Transformers (Dave is despicable)

07/11/07 - Strumming the Air With Her Breasts Jul 11, 2007

Folksoul (/lore) and Ninja Gaiden Sigma

07/07/07 - Like Two Baby Eggs Jul 07, 2007

Ikkitosen

07/04/07 - This Accomplishes the Idea of Gravy Jul 04, 2007

The Darkness, Faith No More

06/30/07 - They Better Friggin' Like It Jun 30, 2007

Akira

06/27/07 - Covered in Slimy Boobs Jun 27, 2007

This episode is terrible

06/23/07 - Who Do I Want To Have Sex With? Golgo 13 Jun 23, 2007

Cyborg 009-1

06/20/07 - A Woman's Gift is in the Trail of Her Tears! Attack!! Black Denim!? Jun 20, 2007

Atomic Warrior Valiant Denim redux

06/16/07 - TRIPLE LAGAAN?? Jun 16, 2007

Afro Samurai, Contest Winners, Tripling the Lagaan

06/13/07 - Mitsuki-san Got the BUSINESS Applied Jun 13, 2007

Tenchu, Ninja Beauracracy

06/09/07: Tiny Monkey: Publishing Magnate Jun 09, 2007

Requiem from the Darkness

06/06/07 - All of a Sudden... Frog Nunchucks Jun 06, 2007

Odin Sphere, Food

06/02/07 - Thinking Outside of the Box (with torpedos) Jun 02, 2007

Black Lagoon

05/30/07 - I Like a Girl With Good Balance May 30, 2007

Ninja Warrior

05/26/07 - No Rush, 45 Minutes May 26, 2007

Barefoot Gen, Zerg Rush, Human Crossing: Redux

05/23/07 - Maybe Jack Thompson Was Right May 23, 2007

Aegis Wing (sort of)

05/19/07 - It's a 50-50 Blend May 19, 2007

Burn Up W

05/16/07 - That Wasn't Sid Meier, That Was The UNIVERSE May 16, 2007

Rockstar Game Developers

05/12/07 - I Love Mike Reynolds, But I Hate Robots May 12, 2007

Casshan? No seriously I don't know I'm coming back to this episode in 2009 and I haven't listened to it and there was no description in the text box. Judging by the title, I think it's about Casshan.

05/09/07 - Stay on Mission, Alpha 1! May 09, 2007

Raiden III, Pogeymans, Steel Battalion

05/05/07 - The Worst Thing We've Ever Watched? May 05, 2007

Amazing Nurse Nanako

05/02/07 - Fourth Dimension Gaming May 02, 2007

Ken Kutaragi, Final Fantasy

04/27/07 - Golgo 13 Manly Dressup Doll Apr 27, 2007

Golgo 13: Queen Bee

04/24/07 - Heaven or Hell One Shot Sure Kill Cannon Apr 24, 2007

Mech games we like

04/21/07 - It's Like Time Travel, In Your Heart Apr 21, 2007

Urda: The Third Reich, Birkenstocks

04/18/07 - She's Not Even Cute Apr 18, 2007

Super Paper Mario, Oblivion, and WoW Prostitution

04/14/07 - Like 360 More Ps! Apr 14, 2007

Paprika

04/11/07 - Invisible Squid Zombies Apr 11, 2007

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. with Andrew

04/04/07 - LOCK N' LORR! Apr 04, 2007

Wild Zero

03/31/07 - I Hope My Mom Doesn't Listen Mar 31, 2007

Agent Aika

03/28/07 - We Got Distracted Mar 28, 2007

Gaming ADD, God of War, Dennis Dyack, and (no) Soul Reaver

03/24/07 - Nominative Determinism in Action Mar 24, 2007

Dominion Tank Police

03/21/07 - High Definition Boobies Mar 21, 2007

Chris Hecker and the GDC (The Wii is a piece of "poop"?)

03/17/07 - Experimental Fart Drug Mar 17, 2007

Memories

03/13/07 - Myth... of Demons? Mar 13, 2007

Otogi, Steel Battalion, Panzer Dragoon Orta, General Xbox

03/10/07 - Bildungsroman, Bildungsroman, Bildungsroman Mar 11, 2007

FLCL

03/07/07 - I Do What I Want! Mar 08, 2007

Lost Planet

03/03/07 - The Worm Scene Mar 04, 2007

Wicked City

02/28/07 - "You're A Jerk" Technology Mar 01, 2007

Wario Ware: Smooth Moves

02/24/07 - Not Bad Enough Feb 25, 2007

Moonphase

02/21/07 - Dave's Sexy Voice Adventure Feb 22, 2007

Wii Play and the SEXIEST VOICE ON THE INTERNET!

02/17/07 - Soda Can?? Feb 18, 2007

Basilisk

02/14/07 - The Archpriest Shaft Feb 15, 2007

Symphony of the Night (Castlevania)

02/10/07 - The Periodic Table of Awesome Feb 11, 2007

Golgo 13: Hero to All

02/07/07 - Strong Physical Attacks Feb 08, 2007

Crackdown

02/03/07 - Rocket Ninjas in Space, Fighting Crime Feb 04, 2007

The Guyver

01/31/07 - One Pair of Panties Feb 01, 2007

Front Beat, Discovery Channel, Beared Babies

01/27/07 - Why Even Have an Eclair? Jan 28, 2007

Kiddy Grade

01/21/07 - Getting Stabbed Sucks Jan 22, 2007

Trinity Blood

01/17/07 - The Esoteric Dodge Jan 18, 2007

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

01/13/07 - Suzuki Honda Ford Jan 14, 2007

Tokyo Babylon

01/10/07 - The Railith Show Jan 11, 2007

Megaman, Flaming Bombat

01/06/07 - Did I Just Have Sex? Jan 07, 2007

Ninja Scroll

01/03/07 - 45 Second Vomit Joke Jan 04, 2007

Detective Conan (Case Closed)

12/30/06 - Alright, He Just Stabbed me in the Chin Dec 31, 2006

Samurai X

12/27/06 - Betamax Sucks Dec 28, 2006

PS3 errata, 2006 in review, episodic gaming

12/23/06 - Gil Berg Dec 24, 2006

Dangaioh, Keith Burgess

12/21/06 - So Ronery Dec 22, 2006

Deus Ex, System Shock 2

12/16/06 - Down to Gitmo Dec 17, 2006

Neo-Tokyo (with Opio)

12/13/06 - THIS is Next Gen Gaming Dec 14, 2006

Next Gen Roundup

12/09/06 - MAKAI TENSHO! Dec 10, 2006

Ninja Resurrection, Christian Sorcery

12/06/06 - Poison Dec 07, 2006

Gears of War and TRUE FEAR.

12/02/06 - Bootylicious (Part II) Dec 03, 2006

Ergo Proxy and Reader Feedback

11/25/06 - Cellphones to Vibrate Nov 26, 2006

Koi Kaze

11/21/06 - Selfaggrandizement Nov 22, 2006

10 anime songs you should be listening to

11/18/06 - What's the Gestation Period of a Ninja? Nov 19, 2006

Soultaker and Sushi

11/11/06 - The Count of Monte Crisco Nov 12, 2006

Gankutsuo and Handsome Boy Modeling School

11/08/06 - Hideo Kojima: Voice of the Masses Nov 09, 2006

Metal Gear Solid omnibus

11/04/06 - Drop the Stones, Dr. Jones! Nov 05, 2006

Kakurenbo, cockroaches

11/01/06 - Candy Corn Soda Nov 02, 2006

Scary Games and Cereal

10/28/06 - Whoever Wins, We Lose Oct 28, 2006

Human Crossing, a pile of bad.

10/25/06 - Keep Your Pimp Hand Strong Oct 25, 2006

God Hand

10/21/06 - OMG SPOILERz! Oct 21, 2006

Armitage III (spoiler free)

10/17/06 - Big Adventures in Little New York Oct 17, 2006

SitaCon!

10/07/06 - In Your House, Drinking Your Orange Juices Oct 07, 2006

Master Keaton: Kung-Fu Genius

09/30/06 - How Bizarre Sep 30, 2006

Otaku no Video, Okami

09/23/06 - Cyber Game Hard-On Sep 23, 2006

Megazone 23: Part 3, Rule of Rose impressions, butt

09/16/06 - But Seriously, You Still Gotta Die Sep 16, 2006

Gunslinger Girls and Turkey

09/09/06 - Invisible Touch Sep 09, 2006

Birdy The Mighty, Total Recall, Save Mars!!

09/02/06 - We're Smart Too, Guys! Sep 02, 2006

Birdy the Mighty versus Phil Collins

08/26/06 - Girls on Film Aug 26, 2006

Speed Grapher, Chocolate Ice Cream

08/19/06 - Mazin-tainment! Aug 19, 2006

Mazinkaiser!!!

08/12/06 - Otakon 2006: New Friends! Aug 12, 2006

Otakon 2006

08/05/06 - Seriously Awkward Aug 05, 2006

Kikaider, what happened?

07/29/06 - Fast Karate Saves the Space Jul 29, 2006

Legend of Black Heaven, Hard Rock Saves the Space

07/22/06 - Joel Counts to Three Jul 22, 2006

Madox-01, Me and My Robot

07/15/06 - I Really Should've Edited This Jul 15, 2006

Prey, Cold Fear, and THE WORST ANIME EVER

07/08/06 - Viewtiful! Jul 08, 2006

Viewtiful Joe... all of it!!

07/01/06 - We Stole This Show From AWO Jul 01, 2006

Airmaster, Psychonauts, Airmaster, Airmaster!!

06/24/06 - Amnesia is Not a Plot Device Jun 24, 2006

Dead Leaves and Steambot Chronicles

06/17/06 - In Quest of the Pubic Hair Jun 17, 2006

Sakura Diaries and... Callan!

06/10/06 - The Relaxing Soul of Mr. Phil Perry Jun 10, 2006

Riding Bean, Half-Life 2: Episode 1, and Phil Perry extras!

06/03/06 - Dear Peter Chung Jun 03, 2006

Aeon Flux and Respectable Female Anime Characters

05/27/06 - The Dark Spectre of Moe May 27, 2006

DearS and 24 Season Finale

05/20/06 - GIVE ME MORE FISTFIGHTS!! May 20, 2006

Final Fantasy Advent Children, Shadowgrounds, and Sin Episodes.

05/13/06 - Cast in the Name of God Ye: SO SEXY! May 13, 2006

Big O, Psychonauts, and River City Ransom(!!!!!!!!!)

05/06/06 - Being A Vampire Makes Your Titties HUGE! May 06, 2006

Nintendo's Wii and Hellsing

04/29/06 - You've Sunk My Battleship! Apr 29, 2006

Silent Hill, Azumanga Daioh

04/22/06 - Punchout, Now That Was a Fun Game Apr 23, 2006

Is Dave black? We can't be sure of that, but we are mildly certain that he's good at Time Crisis II. Oblivion redux. Just because you CAN make a mod doesn't mean you SHOULD make a mod. Howl's Moving Castle: Should we really let Miyazaki keep making the same damn movie?

04/15/06 - Atomic Warrior Valiant Denim!! Apr 15, 2006

The really really REALLY long podcast. Watch out guys, because we're totally drunk. Oh wait, no we're not. This time we're talking about the Eyeshield 21 soundtrack. Or are we?? Atomic Warrior Valiant Denim!! One Dinosaur's Oblivion: a dinosaur's quest for acceptance (and pickpocketry) in Bethseda's new world The "Man's Path" anime, do you sense dissention in the ranks? Shut up Joel, we've got a sweet Stinger this week!

04/08/06 - Let's Go With Pissing Off The Internet! Apr 08, 2006

We're doing this fansub thing double time! Let's talk about how much we don't care about "communities"! Shin Getter Robo: The psychology of Freud in animated form! If you don't care about going to college, you should skip from 25:00 to 30:50. A very special fan-service.org PSA!

04/01/06 - Kore Wa DEMON MUSCLE Desu ka?! Apr 01, 2006

Dave can't stand fansubs, I thought Joel was Dave, though. Who's who? NAJICA?! NAJICA?! NAJICA!? Metal Slug 5 is like being transported back in time to when videogames were crap (last year). Fighting Spirit: Shine on! Kore No Wa DEMON'S MUSCLE Ka?

Discipline Story Apr 01, 2006

If I was cooler about this I would've made this some sort of ultra-smart April Fool's joke, but you know that's not how we roll at fan-service.org. Sort of done on a lark, this is a Slick Rick inspired rap (loosely) based on the hentai Discipline's ad copy. We originally sent this over to Anime World Order for their "recite Discpline ad copy" requests, but we knew from the start that they weren't gonna play our trash. Like we said in the podcast, we took about 20 minutes out of our day to bang this out. The results are consistant, but try to slough through it anyway. We looooooove you.

03/25/06 - Dino-escape! Dave's Daring Victory! Mar 25, 2006

Elfen Lied and more Dinosaurian terror

03/18/06 - Dinobots? Mar 18, 2006

Desert Punk: Revealed. Hypocrisy? Dinobots? Amazing date conversation technology. Shockwave, bitch!! Come on 24! Keifer Sutherland + Steven Segal = Paper Cutters? Is Jack Bauer a dog catcher? Update your shortcuts!! Do strange man-women make your movie? How many characters are actually characters?

03/11/06 - This One's For You, Mozesh! Mar 11, 2006

Captain Planet versus Naruto. Does someone smell baloney? Lost in the Nightmare: It's all about you, Mozesh. Bitching about Ultraviolet and The Matrix while Area 88 totally gets put to the wayside! (it's good guys, really!)

03/04/06 - Surfboards and Spinkicks Mar 04, 2006

Korean Barbeque: Surprisingly cheap, but podcast delaying. 24: SPIN KICK THE BASTARD! Fist of the Northstar: Punch Some Jerks

02/25/06 - Help, We Need To Concentrate! Feb 25, 2006

Karaoke, Hot Wings, and we love PandaXpress! Desert Punk, leave us alone! Your booby metaphors find no love here! The Art of Scaring Japanese Girls

02/18/06 - Shut up, Jaunty! Feb 18, 2006

Cats in heat + Hypocrisy. Pandaxpress? It's bound to happen sometime! Patlabor TV: The art of time management

02/11/06 - The Meandering Fury! Feb 11, 2006

Uzi security guards, the "Zone diet" and Danish Mohammeds. Timeshift: 1 part Warhammer 40k, 4 parts CRAP. Tim Buckley's new baby and more webcomic chatter

02/04/06 - The Ultimate in Segue Technology Feb 04, 2006

Dave bitches while Joel reveals the ultimate in segue technology. The whimsical world of Jeffrey Rowland. The Place Promised in Our ULTIMATE SEGUE.

01/28/06 - Straight Jacked Jan 28, 2006

True Patriotism. Little shop of Halo 2. Panda Z and the Urkel-Os

01/21/06 - High-five TO THE FACE! Jan 21, 2006

Three and a Half Margaritas. Fatal Frame III: The Return of the Game We Already Played. 24: He's not even the president, he's the man!!

01/14/06 - Surprisingly good-cast. Jan 14, 2006

Spread the hate around. Splinter Cell III: Let's gank some Panamanians! Sadamitsu the TOTALLY AWESOME SHOW.

01/07/06 - Country Fried Podcast Jan 07, 2006

Country Fried Podcast. Fatal Frame III and the distraction of the internet. Battle of the Planets: The show that never was.

12/24/05 - The "we suck" show Dec 24, 2005

Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles sucks. Samurai Gun sucks. The "we suck" show.

12/17/05 - Future Time is now! Dec 17, 2005

Pop pop pop. I need a new mic. But that can come after the computer! The year in review, with bonus Metal Gear Solid bitching! Abenobashi Magical Shopping THIS SHOW SUCKS

12/10/05 - SAM~RAI! Dec 10, 2005

This might be something we actually like, but our audio quality still sucks. Ninja Gaiden: Lose the tits and then you've got something. SAM~RAI! AW~RIGHT!

12/03/05 - DINO-VASION! Dec 03, 2005

The hidden menace behind Creationism. The top ten most retarded (er, violent) videogames. Kino's Androgynous Asexual Lobotomy Journey

11/19/05 - Death to Slimes Nov 19, 2005

EB Games will bulk you up. Final Fantasy XII: The online game that wasn't. Dragon Warrior VII: I hate slimes.