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the infamous sur staff meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 5 Feb 10, 2026

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truly one of the most iconic moments to happen within the sur walls methinks... jax has a NEW GIRL and there is IMMEDIATE beef as stassi has a mean girl arc for the history books and scheana finally steps into the spotlight!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – what's the worst performance you've ever done?

07:53 – lisa scolds jax post-vegas

15:47 – stassi and her mom goss about vegas

19:00 – scheana is performing at the roxy!

22:26 – peter confronts jax about the rumor that he's seeing a NEW sur waitress

24:37 – laura-leigh moving at lightspeed in the dating world

29:04 – stassi CAN NOT work in these conditions

30:28 – i thought you loved stassi yesterday jax? what's going on?

34:01 – tom and kristen are throwing a party

36:14 – stassi rage texts laura-leigh

39:29 – THE INFAMOUS SUR STAFF MEETING

55:23 – post-staff meeting

56:20 – stassi loves a violent metaphor

57:09 – scheana's roxy rehearsals are UNDERWAY

01:00:15 – stassi wants to go to the roxy just to bully scheana

01:01:27 – THE BIG SHOW! AT THE ROXY! WITH SCHEANA AND TINA!

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apathy isn't sexy! stop playing the who cares less olympics! (ft. meg) – ep. 145 Feb 05, 2026

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it's the top of the month and meg's here! today, we're yelling about the state of apathy in dating and my beef with the word casual being used in connection to intimacy in any regard. we're here! we're both in rare form! and we can not stop laughing, as usual!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – vanderpump gushing

04:11 – why choose ethical c0rn?

06:27 – meg almost got kidnapped on the way here

12:00 – can i be a bitch for a second?

17:18 – when a thin person asks where you got your clothes and it's from a plus size only brand

20:37 – men stop bugging out over basic kindness challenge

29:59 – is it ever casual?

50:15 – doubting your intelligence? benched

1:00:03 – content designed to make you uncomfortable? benched

01:04:12 – hiding in our apartments from the spirit of michael jackson

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take ur shirt off, we’re fighting in the parking lot | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 4 Feb 03, 2026

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we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc

06:57 – what was your worst birthday?

15:55 – the girls are packing for vegas!

19:22 – scheana and shay are getting cupcakes... aaaaaand action!

24:08 – over at SUR... the b squad requests time off

25:08 – stassi and katie discuss frank's intentions

30:27 – road trip! the gangs all here! including those who shouldn't be!

35:28 – the uninvited servers are under watch at SUR

39:15 – tensions rise as they check into the hard rock hotel

40:57 – stassi and frank's romantic vegas getaway is RUINED

45:21 – the girls make up and they're ready to have a good weekend

46:22 – peter confronts jax about the pregnancy rumors

51:45 – CHIPPENDALES! 56:35 – back to sur where lisa loves scheana

57:17 – stassi's birthday dinner gets JAXXXED

01:17:13 – hungover from shirtless fighting

01:24:15 – katie and kristen wish stassi happy birthday

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you are not a hero, you are brainwashed – ep. 144 Jan 29, 2026

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in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – fmk: beating a dead horse, holding your horses, and getting off your high horse

03:33 – a month of indulgence

06:37 – men making jokes about labia is never funny

14:50 – you are not a hero, you are brainwashed

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jax got a girl pregnant and we’re freaking out | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 3 Jan 27, 2026

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JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – bringing back fishtail braids

02:26 – pov: you walk into a bar and it's jax taylor

06:32 – meg wants to meet the cast more than maddie

10:32 – girls brunch aka get stassi to give jax another chance challenge

16:30 – lisa girl, we're with you even when we're not

20:09 – we are very serious MACTORS, loan me your concealer

21:40 – kristen and stassi are modeling and tom's ex hookup is here

32:41 – scheaner slaying

33:10 – jax confides in frank...

37:07 – kristen confronts sandoval about his hooters roommate

43:35 – we're at the dry bar and stassi's fucking frank?

48:07 – DO NOT TRUST TOM SANDOVAL

50:09 – why is jax out with katie and kristen?

55:44 – stassi's at the club making out with frank and jax is on all fours

1:00:58 – JAX GOT A GIRL PREGNANT IN VEGAS

01:02:56 – the aftermath of the baby bomb

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rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143 Jan 23, 2026

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robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – bringing back thirst traps with 2016

16:39 – robbie's watching heated rivalry and feeling sad about lebron

27:33 – implementing a no chat gpt household rule

39:00 – the kissing booth party that destroys everything

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applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2 Jan 20, 2026

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we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – the astrology of the cast

04:50 – do you think you're gifted?

08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT

10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend

14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always

17:14 – lisa has her own jax...

19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK

22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment?

26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS

31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY

33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED???

37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING

44:20 – this is the worst day ever

47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef

49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser

53:25 – it's peters birthday!

59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW

01:01:59 – this is a break up...

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corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142 Jan 15, 2026

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today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we're yelling at the sleepover!!!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – make out propaganda is SPREADING

02:00 – the heated rivalry boys were born in the 2000s??????

04:55 – golden globes recap

20:26 – CORPORATE GREED IS RUINING MOVIES

30:20 – hair pulling, spanking, choking in the bedroom

38:35 – nipple piercings... thoughts?

42:13 – why every day chatgpt use is NOT IT

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i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1 Jan 13, 2026

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welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch, and being hazed by your 23 year old coworker.

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – welcome to the PUMPCAST

06:40 – introducing the cast and initial drama

20:07 – the sur uniforms...

25:01 – the jax and stassi age gap

29:45 – miss scheana marie gets in the mf STU

38:16 – stassi being a hater with kristen and katie

45:00 – how is stassi still employed?

46:37 – EVERYONE CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFTS

48:32 – the decoration of sur... let's talk about it

51:20 – the hazing of scheana

57:34 – brunch with the DEVIL

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