Edible Honesty

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Florida Oranges Get The Blues Part II Apr 21, 2025

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The once legendary and mighty Floridian Oranges, an Alpha Species unlike any other, has disappeared from this planet. In this episode we find out what "Beauty killed the Beast".

Florida Oranges get the Blues Apr 19, 2025

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The once legendary and mighty Floridian Oranges, an Alpha Species unlike any other, has disappeared from this planet. I examine how this edible extinction took place in 3 parts.

Fantasy Fruits: The Rise of Candy Part 2 Mar 05, 2025

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Is is Fruit? Or is it Candy?

Is is Candy? Or is it Fruit?

Fantasy Fruits: The Rise of Candy Part 1 Mar 05, 2025

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Is it fruit? Or is it Candy?

Or is it Candy? Or is it Fruit?

The Edible Audible Part 3 Feb 25, 2025

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In this episode, I expose that what we eat when we consume American Supermarket Sticker Fruit is actually 16 DEGREES of KEVIN BACON…

The Edible Audible Part 2 Feb 25, 2025

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In this episode, I explore the advent of Type 2 diabetes in the form of fruit.

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The Edible Audible Part 1 Feb 20, 2025

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God doesn't like when some corporation decides to call an Edible Audible and change the play on what was already called to begin with. When it happens God gets pissed, and when God gets pissed, people starve. And guess what...

No Sugar Tonight in My Coffee, No Sugar Tonight in My Tea Feb 11, 2025

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I propose a complimetary alternative to American Supermarkets in the form of municipal food towers and I mean a municipal food tower needs to be erected in every single town and every single city in American without missing one.

Millions of Peaches OR The Edible Rebellion OR The Rise of Edible Poetry Jan 28, 2025

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Count Dooku and Emperor Palpatine OR American Supermarkets and the edible powers that be have executed an edible Order 66 and murdered over 90% of all the fruits and vegetables that existed on the planet. Andrew the Giant and a group of Edible Rebels led by his multigenerational farmer friends have a plan in place to once and for all end the cloning and shelf stabalization of sticker fruit.

Revenge of the Edible Sith Jan 03, 2025

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As I attempt to navigate my way through the produce aisle of an American supermarket, I begin to lose consciousness after I consume a manufactured shelf stabilized peach. Before I pass out, I am surrounded by Count Dooku and the entire Clone army. Are all American supermarkets being run by Emperor Palpatine.

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