Stay ConnectedTwo 20-something girls decided to start a podcast – because the world definitely needs another one, right?
We might not be licensed therapists, but we are licensed to bullshit. Join Jenna and Sophia as they discuss their embarrassing dating stories, life experiences, mental health journeys and more. You might laugh, you might cry, you might think “why are they like this?” and the answer is, we don’t know. Whatever you do, Don’t Tell Our Therapists.
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Things here on Earth have been a little crazy lately, so Jenna and Sophia plan their trip to space - fingers crossed they don't get lost on the way there. This week, our directionally-challenged queens discuss being caretakers for boyfriends and horny cats, being bad at math, and hot people privilege. We're still trying to figure out if Sophia was actually abducted or if she's just making it up for attention...KACHOW!
Start spreading the news…he’s leaving and gayyyy! We’re kicking off our 20th session with another special guest and the newest New Yorker: Michael! In the middle of packing up his entire life, Michael found the time to grace us with his presence before ditching us for the big apple. (Take a shot every time we reference New York in this description.) Michael shares his fears about starting over, exploring the gay dating scene in NYC, and opens up about everything from his drag queen ex to being sexually awakened by a cartoon. Is Michael ready for the concrete jungle where dreams are made of? Let's find out!
It turns out that Sophia DOES have a hobby: she’s now a professional bully! Session 19 is off to a unique start when Sophia cyberbullies a comedian and admits she has the hots for King Triton. The girls recall their “scandalous” high school days, with 16-year old Jenna throwing a “Project J” house party that got a little too out of hand. Luckily she called the cops and no didgeridoos were harmed. Let’s just say, both Jenna and Sophia are very happy they’re not the same people they were in high school (and that dinosaurs no longer exist).
We are sad to say that this will be the last session of Don’t Tell My Therapist… just kidding. This week, Jenna takes April Fools pranks too far, turns 26 and gets a special birthday wish from Kimberly J. Brown (Marnie from Halloweentown, obviously). Sophia has yet another dating blunder which sparks a much-needed discussion about men who come on too strong, the importance of consistency and the power of words. If a man plans a trip together one week into dating, is it too good to be true? Did everyone and their children see Sophia’s bare naked ass at a bowling alley? How do you maintain long distance friendships? Find out in Session 18!
In Session 17, Jenna asks for help - "Again?!" - and Sophia embraces her new life as a single #CityGirl. The girls discuss dating with anxiety, the mental health walk of shame, and being called out by Chipotle employees. Sophia is working on her communication skills and is getting a cat...or murdered. Either way, it's good for the plot.
This week Jenna and Sophia introduce their good friend Natalie, who brings a wealth of sex knowledge and the ass of a mom from a Pixar movie. Natalie has no shame in her game and shares insight into dom/sub relationships and power play, consent in the kink community and making men power wash her driveway. Listen for an interesting look into the world of kink - you might just discover you enjoy being walked on a leash like Mark Zuckerberg.
It only took 3 years, but we finally quit our jobs. Did we mention we were coworkers? Not anymore. Jenna and Sophia recall the first time they met, interview dos and don'ts, and being scared of change. The girls conquer their fears and are leaving the past behind, with new jobs, new apartments, and new challenges ahead. If you're also planning to move soon, hire Jenna to organize everything and Sophia will "supervise." Enjoy Session 15 with a side of hard boiled eggs.
This week, Jenna and Sophia welcome their first guest: the unforgettable Fran. She teaches them about life, death, and how to give a shit about yourself. From serial cheaters and emotional abuse, to hiding "saucy nudes" and twerking for the police - Fran's a jack of all trades. To know her is to love her, and we're so happy to introduce our one of a kind friend. Quick Fran tip: make sure you look hot at your ex-boyfriend's funeral, you may just meet the love of your life.
In Session 13, Sophia invents a dating app (patent pending) and Jenna comes up with a savage party game that's perfect for your next family reunion or work event (play at your own risk). The girls deep dive into their dating profiles and expose men's most predictable prompts - we get it, you like The Office. Here's a tip, try being more unique and talk about Koala STD's - clearly that works for Soph!
All aboard the Pineapple Express! 2022 is off to a wild, yet completely on-brand, start. In the course of 2 weeks, Jenna got COVID and became Tik Tok famous - we're not sure which is worse. Sophia travels solo and has a memorable night with her new Canadian "friends," what a way to end that dry spell, eh?
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