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We might not be licensed therapists, but we are licensed to bullshit. Join Jenna and Sophia as they discuss their embarrassing dating stories, life experiences, mental health journeys and more. You might laugh, you might cry, you might think “why are they like this?” and the answer is, we don’t know. Whatever you do, Don’t Tell Our Therapists.
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This week, the girls identify their personal icks, Jenna gets framed for a shitty crime, and Sophia breaks up with her fake boyfriend. Remember to send in your submissions for our new segment! We’re still not doctors, but our therapy services are free of charge. No murder confessions plz.
Dear listeners,
Despite not having the bandwidth to record, we managed to show up as our authentic selves (for better or worse). To piggy back off of that, this week we tackle some very important questions. Do Italian men like butt stuff? What is Lindsay Lohan doing right now? What strange car will Sophia get into next and will she live to tell the tale? We'll circle back with you and let you know.
Best,
Jenna and Sophia
This week, Jenna and Sophia return to update you on life’s latest adventures. Sophia continues to galavant throughout Europe and live a thousand lifetimes — from hitching a ride on a motorcycle, to meeting a guy with a framed selfie hung up in his house — her days are far from uneventful. Back in the states, Jenna confronts a bird and helps Sophia evade prison. The girls discuss the dark side of solo travel as a woman and translate the word “no.” Oh, and if you’re Swedish, please don’t cancel us… we love your meatballs.
Surprise! Did you miss us? Did you even notice we were gone? Don't answer. This week, we get Morbid, experience international D, and turn down courtside seats to go to a disco. But hey, you DO only turn 27 once. This episode is definitely not sponsored by the Portland Trailblazers.
We’re BACK…for now. Sophia and Jenna finally left Harry’s House and are back in Portland. Sophia is leaving in a few days to start a new chapter of life, or a whole new book, we’re not sure. Before she jaunts off to Europe, the girls rendezvous for one last podcast episode while they’re in the same timezone. While Sophia is off living her White Lotus life, Jenna has to find a new hobby (or 3) to surprise her with when she gets back. Everyone place your bets on what Soph’s hair color will be when she returns!
Bonjour! The new year is already in full swing: Sophia's dog died at a drag show, Jenna had surgery, and our friend Jacob is trying to get better at being alone (without looking like a creep). The girls confront Jacob for ghosting their friendship and start planning Soph's Eiffel Tower excursion. Jacob offers insights about men's perspective on dating apps while Jenna translates his advice to French. Will Sophia find love in another country? Was Jenna's doctor actually a ghost? Is Jacob the reason pets die? Listen now to find out...Au revoir!
This week, Jenna's wheelchair-bound mother embarks on a wild goose chase to track down a phone-stealing criminal. With her wannabe-CSI cap on, everyone is a suspect, especially the customers at Dave's Hot Chicken. Despite her best efforts to solve the case, the thief successfully avoided walking the plank. Unfortunately, this means the girls had three phones stolen in 2022 alone. They also read 30 pages of one book, took one trip to the ER, recorded 24 podcast episodes, and went on 17 first dates. Hey, we'd call that an eventful year.
This week, Sophia goes on a date with a 48 year old David Beckham lookalike and the girls discuss the pros and cons of relationship age gaps. Hint: men do NOT get better with age. Meanwhile, Jenna gets rejected on Facebook Marketplace and plans a covert operation to get the headboard of her dreams. We also learn that Sophia hates Jenna and everyone close to her, so she’s leaving them and moving to Europe. No, really. She believed she could, so she is.
This week, Jenna and Sophia went through a roller coaster of emotions when a little known artist by the name of Harry Styles rescheduled his show not once, but twice. This is not what dreams are made of. The girls had to hang up their feather boas and make the most of LA, where they gained a collective 10lbs and pole danced with 70-year olds. As if that wasn’t eventful enough, Sophia visits a sex club where anything goes, as long as you don’t bring a black light.
Well folks, it’s finally raining in Portland. We really needed this. You know what else Jenna needs? A new pair of pajama shorts. This week, the girls give a pop culture recap, reminisce on MTV classics, and cancel Kanye West. Have you ever wondered what corn and 9/11 have in common? Tune in and find out!
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