Distorted View Daily

Latest Episodes:

Songs For The Microwaved Dog Apr 23, 2025

Show notes

On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21 Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23 An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03 Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02 Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie […]

The post Songs For The Microwaved Dog first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors Apr 21, 2025

Show notes

On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […]

The post Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW Apr 18, 2025

Show notes

On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […]

The post We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures Apr 18, 2025

Show notes

On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

The post Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon Apr 16, 2025

Show notes

Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger […]

The post M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams Apr 11, 2025

Show notes

On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […]

The post Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted Apr 09, 2025

Show notes

On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Spotify or […]

The post Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER Apr 07, 2025

Show notes

On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […]

The post A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot Apr 05, 2025

Show notes

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […]

The post Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face Apr 03, 2025

Show notes

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13 Sign […]

The post Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Our TOPPODCAST Picks

Follow Us

Stay Connected

Related Podcasts

Links

Stay Connected