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Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City Jun 25, 2025

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On Today’s Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child […]

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There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree Jun 23, 2025

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On Today’s Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the freak family → https://www.distortedview.com🍏 On Apple Podcasts or Spotify? Sign up right in the app for exclusive content!💸 Patreon love: patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463💌 Email: show@distortedview.com🐦 Twitter/Instagram: @distortedview📘 Facebook: facebook.com/distortedviewshow Our New PO Box […]

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My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear Jun 20, 2025

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On Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops […]

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One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot Jun 18, 2025

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On Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets […]

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Liquid Death Water Demon Juice Jun 16, 2025

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On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows, […]

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Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz Jun 13, 2025

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On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted […]

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The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel Jun 11, 2025

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On Today’s Show: ✨ Today on the Show: 🎧 Sideshow Plug: Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to ⁠distortedview.com⁠ and sign up for the Sideshow! Cheap as hell, and way more satisfying than chroming. 📬 Email: ⁠show@distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 👾 Discord + Socials: @distortedview everywhere 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month DV Style:🧃 […]

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Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck! Jun 09, 2025

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On Today’s Show: 🔊 VOICEMAILS FEATURED TODAY: 💡 Support the Show & Keep the Stupid Flowing!Get exclusive bonus content by becoming a Sideshow member:👉 https://www.distortedview.com🎧 Available through Apple Podcasts & Spotify Premium Subscriptions🧡 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/distortedview Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking Jun 06, 2025

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On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth […]

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Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby Jun 04, 2025

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On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome. Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series. Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on […]

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