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The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts Feb 09, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns […]

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Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole Feb 04, 2026

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Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole Feb 02, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary Tonight’s episode is an absolute endurance test for the human soul, featuring poop-stained underwear, unwanted love confessions, suicidal diaper tantrums, and a man willing to murder over a Pepsi. Strap in. On Today’s Show: Plus: Yearly podcast archive feeds (2004–2008 now live, more coming soon) Updates on Sideshow membership, including: New distortedview.com features […]

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God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account Jan 30, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with miracle weight loss scams, fake deafness during an arrest, redneck Jesus fan fiction, and a man dressed as a duck turning public transit into a soggy breakfast nightmare. We kick things off with Great Moments in Voicemails, featuring nuclear-grade […]

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I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin Jan 28, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: On today’s episode, Tim uncovers the long-lost origins of a classic DV sound clip, reconnects with a notorious blind poop freak from 2009, and somehow ends up negotiating preferred shit textures over the phone. Plus: Starbucks maggot macchiatos, Florida Man drives a flaming car, and Thursday Lane is once again […]

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Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos Jan 26, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: Plus:Snowstorms, nosebleeds, dog-washing disasters, racist grifters, VR families falling apart, and yet another reminder that Florida is our most fucked-up state. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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Lolicon Loving Livestreamer Busted / Faking an Orgasm During an Arrest Jan 23, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary Episode ends with sign-off. Support the show! distortedview.com Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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Frozen Cum Facials and a Saber-Toothed Twat Jan 21, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary OSpunk cubes. Vagina teeth. Prism paranoia. Just another calm Wednesday. On today’s episode: PLUS:Listener messages, Patreon shout-outs, Discord love, voicemail chaos, and the usual reminder that tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive. 🎧 Support the show:Sideshow memberships, Patreon, listener sponsorships, voicemails, texts, social media, and spreading the distortion STD. Links: A Freak’s Family Go Fund […]

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Scrambled Egg Dick Farts Jan 19, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: Support the Show A holiday episode packed with racism, religion, eggs, assholes, and the medical benefits of huffing ass gas. Happy MLK Day, Freaks. Links: A Freak’s Family Go Fund Me Campaign – Help If You Can! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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Animal Crossing: Sex Island – Shut Down! Jan 16, 2026

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim wades knee-deep into piss-soaked humiliation, sovereign citizen delusions, Family Dollar combat, corrupt cops, and yet another depressing batch of celebOn Today’s Show DV Housekeeping Spread the distortion. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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