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44. Good Genes with Them Jeans (aka Jason Stewart) Jun 18, 2021

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The fellas secure a busted-ass mic just in time to record with one of podcasting’s tallest and most seasoned players, Jason Stewart aka @themjeans — co-host of the “bi-coastal elite” show How Long Gone — while on his NYC check in. Learn from the man who taught Zac Efron how to DJ as he sits down with the boys for an educational session in which the podcasting big dog drops his Avène-inclusive skincare regimen while shelling out advice for universe building in entertainment and branding. Listen to Emilio and Evan mine Jason for intel on intermittent fasting, the Equinox steam room, GOSHI loofahs, nailing your second act and ignoring the haters. Despite what the title may suggest, this episode has absolutely nothing to do with Sunday Riley’s cult-favorite product. It has everything to do with Jason’s age-defying genetic makeup. Listen to How Long Gone at: https://howlonggone.com Follow Jason on Instagram and Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/themjeans/ https://twitter.com/themjeans?s=20

43. Boys Chat: Trekking for Tret [Part A] Jun 15, 2021

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After conducting a thorough maintenance check on the “NYC-to-CDMX influencer colonist pipeline,” the fellas can accurately report that the channel is SECURE and FLOWING. Catch up with the boys as they return from a little R&R in Mexico City with 14 tubes of unprescribed Tretinoína and lingering mezcal-induced hangovers. Emilio recounts his reddening, tear-jerking extractions from his luxury facial while Evan goes off on the puzzling cost disparities in both NYC and CDMX. Listen to the boys get in over their heads about Jack Atonoff, the latest edition of the “Shitty Media Men” list, and the ongoing NYC mayoral election, as they unbox PR packages from Kiehl’s, Beijbi Skin, Dieux, and Lord Jones. Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dewydudes

42. Boys Chat featuring the Girl Next Door May 18, 2021

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Wherein the fellas dish out hot takes on cold topics with the most referenced friend of the pod and skintellectual mutual, Cara Schacter, aka the show’s very own girl next door (she really does live next door). Recorded just a few weeks back, the gang finally does its dew diligence by addressing some of the lingering controversy shaking up the skincare world as it relates to SPF, the FDA and God via KraveBeauty. In the eternal quest to figure out how to be hot on the internet, the fellas grill Cara with their now reoccurring bit of asking guests’ thoughts on the act of Boys posting face on main. Readings mentioned in this ep: https://arabellesicardi.substack.com/p/on-god-and-conscious-capitalism Follow Cara on IG: https://www.instagram.com/cjbs/?hl=en

41. Playing Potions with Caroline Calloway Apr 27, 2021

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Wherein the “scammer you love” stops by the pod with her designer cat to drop the skincare routine for the very first time in internet history. Buckle tf up for what has to be the most chaotic and messy bantercast recording in the show’s 41-episode history with the whole pod just feeling like a gd Safdie-bros movie. The fellas unintentionally end up the drunkest they’ve ever been on their own show while Caroline glows them up with her beauty grails and luxury lilac fragrances, all while letting the boys in on what it’s like to be CC. Straight up, you do NOT want to miss out on hearing about the following: - Cat Marnell’s beauty secrets - Ultra-luxe skincare or bust - The ethics of subscribing to your gf’s friend’s OnlyFans - Dating as Caroline Calloway - Sex????? - The Gossip Girl reboot

40. Watchpilled with Brynn Wallner Apr 20, 2021

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The fellas welcome strategist, writer and DIMEPIECE founder Brynn Wallner to the pod to discuss how’s she’s paving the way for the next generation of wristflexers. Hear the boys fumble their way through pronunciations of luxury watches with Brynn while chatting about: Lip-synching e-Boys Male selfies Hillsong Church Sotheby's Cetaphil looking like c*m Brynn tricking her bf into using SPF Julie Schott’s latest venture, PLUS Virginity rocking John Mayer’s G-SHOCK Bfs who don’t know who EmRata is Passions not tied to the internet Lugs and Jugs Bieber’s XL Santos Bella Hadid power-tolling Panthère Christian Walker performance art Follow Brynn on the internet: http://instagram.com/brynntrill http://twitter.com/brynntrill2 http://instagram.com/dimepiece.co

39. Boys Chat featuring Elliott Foos Mar 29, 2021

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Heart Big, Heady Empty radio is officially BACK after a brief hiatus, due to some much needed co-healing. On this ep, we’re playing catch up with friend of the pod, New York IT boy, and cultural dispatcher Elliott Foos.   In this recording that took place mere hours before Chet Hank’s #WhiteBoySummer declaration, the fellas discuss Evan’s skin cancer surgery, Emilio’s post-COVID glow, and Elliott test-drives the Muri Lelu Mauvaise Herbe Indica Oil live on the pod.   The fellas predict hot boy summer moves, chat about therapy; creating spaces to hang, a redditor’s experience applying tret to his “groin,” and how to cure our extremely online brains.   Follow Elliott on instagram: http://instagram.com/ElliottFoos  Subscribe to Stir Crazy: https://stircrazy.info/ Subscribe to the Patreon to hear future Boys Chat episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dewydudes

37. Looking Forward with Dr. Loretta Feb 26, 2021

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The fellas welcome legendary board-certified dermatologist Dr. Loretta Ciraldo, the skincare icon behind the award-winning Dr. Loretta line, to school them on her skincare philosophy and the forty years of clinical experience and investigations that went into creating her acclaimed products. The episode clarifies some of the most confusing topics in skincare — blue light, UV rays, acids, retinoids, and controversial ingredients — while celebrating the joys of aging.

35. Beauty Is Pain [Patreon Preview] Feb 11, 2021

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The boys dip their toes into the world of body modification and the lengths some high-profile celebrity men will go to achieve beautification. On this ep, the fellas analyze Tom Brady’s facial transformation over the years, unpack their apathy toward The Weeknd’s musical career and plastic surgery bit, and fawn over Uzi’s new $24 million forehead-embedded diamond. They also get Into SNL’s recent Men’s Cosmetics skit, JoJo Siwa’s new kids three-in-one, and Carmex lib balm addiction. Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dewydudes

34. "Wh*re Horrors" Hours with Janice Griffith Feb 05, 2021

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Adult performer and sex work advocate Janice Griffith joins the pod to talk best skincare practices in porn and lets the fellas in on a Cetaphil-related adult industry secret. They also reminisce on an industry-wide ringworm outbreak, talk bad porn beauty looks as a rite of passage, and explain why dick havers should default to non-latex condoms.

33. Short Squeezing the Tret Tube [Patreon Preview] Feb 01, 2021

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The fellas kick off the Patreon by discussing Sophie’s impact on beauty and the music industry, answering calls from the hotline, and sharing their full skincare routines. The first paywalled edition of Heart Big, Head Empty radio makes sure to hit all your favorite segments before closing out the episode with a mansplanation of the recent #stonks craze. Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dewydudes

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