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63. Embracing Process with David Wenzel Jan 28, 2022

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Friend of the pod, integrated trainer and personal coach David Wenzel joins the fellas to chat all things fitness, nutrition and wellness, as the boys aim to develop and maintain healthy habits well into 2022. The gang gets into the details of intermittent fasting, antibiotics, chicken breast-indulgent gym bros, handstand pushups, transcendental Tabata, grocery shopping essentials, veganism, infusing taste and style into fitness media, curing eye twitches and much, much more. David also breaks new ground with dropping the leanest skincare routine of any guest to appear on the show. Follow David here: https://www.instagram.com/integrate.d/ https://www.instagram.com/david.w/

62. And Then We F*ck with @favetiktoks420 Jan 12, 2022

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The fellas kick off their first episode of 2022 with the Curator of Cringe, Leia Jospé aka @favetiktoks420, wherein they ask, “who up playing with they ring light?” The gang digs into Leia’s exclusively Biologique Recherche routine before unpacking the “unintentional art” of her disturbing TikTok curation of e-boy thirst traps, lip-syncs and perverted POV scenarios. They also get into the definition of cringe, the TikTok-to-OnlyFans pipeline, types of e-boys, working on How to with John Wilson, Leia’s haters and much, much more. Friend of the pod Cara Schacter also joins the show to ponder Zoomers’ irony-pilled transcendence and the generational online divide. Follow Leia and her page: instagram.com/favetiktoks420 instagram.com/leiaj twitter.com/layajospe

61. Stocked and Stacked Dec 13, 2021

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This week, the fellas dedicate a huge chunk of the episode to analyzing Ghislaine Maxwell’s bathroom toiletries, which comes courtesy of TrueAnon’s Liz Franczak. The boys also drop their much-anticipated review of DJ Khaled’s skincare line, Blesswell, before pondering Machine Gun Kelly’s celebrity status and how he’s able to sell out a nail polish line when neither co-host can name a single song by the artist. The duo also gets into their favorite dick print-accentuating sweatpants, Jeremy Strong’s method acting, the "nice guys finish last" trope, Evan’s breakthrough covid case, Mexican hair restoration, and much, much more.

60. Life, Lived with Annie Hamilton Dec 03, 2021

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In this week’s episode, NYC-based actor Annie Hamilton joins the pod to talk sobriety, skincare, and starving-artist grindset. Annie shares the details of her new skincare regimen while recounting the bathrooms of hookups and boyfriends past that surprisingly include La Mer and Barbara Sturm products. She also shares her thoughts on “offline boyfriends,” social media, and why actors should embrace the appearances of aging. The gang also gets into Annie’s French movie recs, getting caked up like Edie Sedgwick, Tick, Tick... Boom!, Andrew Garfield, John Slattery, and much, much more.

59. Blackout Wednesday Nov 25, 2021

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The fellas preview their holiday gift guide while discussing some of this week’s biggest Black Friday sales in skincare. The duo also get into pore strips, Augustinus Bader, Thanksgiving faux pas, Kris Jenner’s Pete Davidson psy-op, and much, much more.   If the listeners are able to bare Emilio’s god awful microphone quality then they’ll be graced with some spicy Dewy Do’s and Dont’s to round off the ep.

58. Internet Hunks Nov 18, 2021

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This week, the episode docket is STACKED. Tune in as the the fellas unpack Harry Styles’s venture into the beauty market, women over 40 pitting their aging up against Kyle Rittenhouse’s mom, and the feminine urge to thirst for some average ass-looking dude on the internet. The boys also get into e-boy hairstyles, the ramifications of yassification, dad-bod discourse, Kumail Nanjiani’s PR pivot regarding his journey towards beefiness, and much, much more. Read Danya Issawi’s “Thinking Hard About Their Hair” for The New York Times: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/11/style/tiktok-hair-boys-men.html Read Rebecca Jennings’s “Anatomy of a Hunk” for The New York Times: https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22774980/tiktok-hot-boys-cute-ben-awad

57. No Nut Exploitation Nov 10, 2021

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This week, the boys convene for a special no-nut November look into Hims, suffering from comatose cock, and the so-called “undiagnosed epidemic of erectile dysfunction among men under 40,” which comes courtesy of Jesse Barron’s “The Soft Sell” for New York Magazine. The fellas spend the top half of the show attempting to understand the controversy surrounding the failed-to-launch skincare brand RFLCT by Youtuber and gamer Valkyrae and its blue light-shielding promises, all before diving into telemedicine, ED, and the modern psyche’s role in Hims’s success. Additionally, the two get into NFT week, new products in the rotation, NYC bathrooms and Chris Pratt’s wife-posting. They also christen a new segment wherein Evan gets Emilio’s opinion on some of the wildest manosphere opinions, curated by Hot Masculinity Takes (@MasculineTakes) on Twitter. Read Jesse Barron’s “The Soft Sell” about Hims for New York Mag: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/10/hims-health-care.html

56. Gary V Swallows with Serena Shahidi Oct 21, 2021

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56. Gary V Swallows w/ Serena Shahidi The fellas are joined by comedian, influencer, socialite and host of the infectious self-help podcast, Let Me Ruin Your Life, Serena Shahidi, aka @glamdemon2004, to talk botox, alpha male qualities, Gary Vaynerchuk’s chewing gum-swallowing philosophy, TikTok, the Winklevoss twins, her disdain for Ryan Reynolds, and much, much more. Serena kicks off the ep by dropping her First Aid Beauty-heavy routine before she and Emilio launch into discussing their thoughts on Caroline Calloway’s Snake Oil. Per usual, botox manages to work its way back into the conversation, as Serena explains her thinking behind adopting it in her early twenties, mentally inching the boys one step closer towards taking the bro-tox leap themselves. Buy tickets to see Serena perform at The Bell House on October 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/external-validation-with-sarah-and-vin-tickets-169645802161 Follow Serena on social: https://www.tiktok.com/@glamdemon2004 https://instagram.com/ instagram.com/glamdemon2004/ https://twitter.com/glamdemon2004

55. Short King Surgery Oct 08, 2021

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Wherein the fellas reconnect to air out their New York grievances and ponder their futures in a city of perpetual grindset. Emilio teases his Snake Oil review before recounting his French pharmacy trip to cop five tubes of A313 while Evan loses it over rising rent prices. The boys round off the episode by diving into the logistics and consequences of Dr. Shahab Moubian’s height-lengthening surgery — a $75,000 operation that stretches short kings’ limbs up to 5.6 inches using magnetic nails.

54. Fishwifery with Caroline Goldfarb Sep 12, 2021

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This week, the fellas chat with comedian, writer, “fishfluencer” and entrepreneuse Caroline Goldfarb aka @OfficialSeanPenn. Caroline kicks off the episode by dropping her K-beauty-heavy skincare lineup, heaping the praises of baby botox and describing how oo35mm cured what her dermatologist couldn’t. She then walks the dudes through her recent entrepreneurial venture into seafood in co-founding Fishwife, a sustainable tinned fish company, and extolling its products’ health benefits. The gang also ponders bro-tox, exiting the internet, the state of late-night television, the miseries of Chicago, the performance logistics of dermal dick fillers, and locating the “banjo string” on your bf’s hog. Follow Caroline and checkout Fishwife: https://www.instagram.com/porkchop.biz https://www.instagram.com/officialseanpenn https://eatfishwife.com/ And for more Dewy Dudes, subscribe to the patreon: www.patreon.com/dewydudes

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