Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz

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Luke Broderick & WWHL in NYC May 27, 2026

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Tom and Luke Broderick are backstage at WWHL for a quick check-in pre & post show! What was Luke doing with that fishing pole? Who had some nerves going? And why wasn't Danny Booko there? All that answered... and so much more!

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ENCORE: Pooping Outside & Hooters Hustle with Brittany Cartwright, Jasmine Good and Michelle Saniei May 22, 2026

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ENCORE: Tom says “yes” to a pool party at Brittany Cartwright’s, and they talk Special Forces, The Valley seasons 2 and 3, and getting her sparkle back, and then Jasmine Goode & Michelle Saniei jump in to dish on one of the best jobs they ever had – Hooters!

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Chasing Clout (or Just Dating) in Cabo with Kiana Carroll May 13, 2026

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Tom Schwartz and girlfriend Kiana Carroll are coming to you straight from Cabo…and nothing’s off limits! Kiana addresses The Valley backlash, the infamous sunglasses, the “clout chaser” accusations, “dainty” handshakes, and Bravo fans roasting her in the comments, while Schwartz tries (and fails) to defend himself the entire time. They talk reality TV nerves, Cabo party chaos, all-inclusive vacation vibes, Mango Deck madness, relationship red flags, and why Kiana says dating Schwartz is basically a “humiliation ritual.” Plus, tequila-fueled tangents, vacation oversharing, and why these two might actually survive the Bravo chaos after all.

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Cinco De Drinko with Jesse Lally May 07, 2026

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Tom Schwartz and Jesse Lally are celebrating Cinco de Mayo with tequila, tacos, real estate talk, and plenty of Valley chaos! Jesse gives a tour of his new Laurel Canyon bachelor pad, talks life after divorce, and reveals why he thinks his girlfriend Lacy Nicole is crushing it as one of the best new additions to The Valley this season. Plus, Tom admits he’s been cringing watching himself back on TV, the guys get real about fame, Bravo drama, dating, and the insane LA housing market… all while debating the perfect margarita recipe. Happy Cinco de Drinko!

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Hot Girl Walk & Bravo Talk with Mia Alario Apr 28, 2026

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Mia Alario from Southern Hospitality pulls up and wastes zero time spilling everything…from her chaotic first Watch What Happens Live appearance with Andy Cohen to the Bravo drama she accidentally stirred up, and why Charleston dating is basically survival mode. She breaks down hot girl walks, Doordash retox rituals, messy cast dynamics, and how she went from corporate finance to reality TV star with perks, pressure, and plenty of headlines. Plus – kissing controversy, timeline tea, and the real story behind those viral moments you’ve been seeing all over Bravo.

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Talon Reid: Spin Sets, Side Hustles, & Hollywood Stories Apr 22, 2026

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Talon Reid talks DJ life, touring with Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and spinning everywhere from LA to Miami to South America. He breaks down how DJs like Calvin Harris and Skrillex really make their money, how he built his own career through nonstop hustle, and calls out the “Bravo DJ” boom! He shares BTS stories from working with Margot Robbie on set, doing stunt work with Leonardo DiCaprio, appearing in music videos with Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake, and navigating the nightlife scene from Hollywood to Miami! Plus, his connection to Vanderpump Rules, DJ 101 tips, and what it really takes to get booked worldwide.

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Last Call Before First Flight Apr 15, 2026

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It’s early at the Jacksonville airport, the drinks are flowing, and the thoughts hit a little deeper than expected. Between a quick chat with a bartender-turned-therapist and a few quiet beers, Tom riffs on loss, family, fleeting connections, and just how fast life really moves.

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Proximity Relationships and Narcissist Red Flags Apr 08, 2026

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Dr. Jaime Zuckerman joins for a real talk on therapy, “booster sessions,” and why you don’t need a crisis to start working on your mental health. She breaks down the proximity effect in relationships, narcissist red flags, social media addiction & doom scrolling, ADHD diagnoses, and simple, practical tools to manage anxiety and reset your brain. Plus, what really happens if aliens land tomorrow?!

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Plant Therapy: Turning Nature Into Your Personal Playlist Apr 01, 2026

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Tom Schwartz gets grounded, literally, with PlantWave founder Joe Patitucci! They’re talking plant consciousness, communication, and the science behind turning your houseplants into your own real-time, personal playlist… and yes, they actually hook up Tom’s plants and host a full-on jam session. It’s vibey, trippy, a little woo-woo (in the best way), and might just have you rethinking your relationship with your monstera.

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Kiana Carroll Comments on Dagger Eyes & “10 Is A 10”! Mar 25, 2026

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Fresh off a spa-day detox, Tom Schwartz and girlfriend Kiana Carroll hit record and let it RIP! Kiana claps back at the TikTok “dagger eyes” drama, defends her resting bitch face, and sets the record straight on that viral Canada event moment. They get into reality TV comfort shows, the emotional hit of TomTom closing, and what really goes down when fans cross the line. It’s loose, a little messy, a lot funny, and exactly the kind of post-spa chaos you didn’t know you needed.

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