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Storebought Ham Dec 25, 2018

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It's a Christmas miracle! Defining Marriage is back, baby. And also finished. But James and Matthew aren't leaving you -- this is the start of something new and exciting and hopefully far less inappropriate. Join us for one last bumble, a round of what's-her-name, and a tease for where you can find us in the new year on our new upcoming podcast, Cozy Pants.

Do You Want to See My Foot Apr 02, 2018

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Oh my stars and garters, we're back -- improbably enough, by popular demand. After a bit of a hiatus for creative re-tooling, Defining Marriage has been resurrected so you may once again revel in topics such as Jeff Goldblum's feet, a robotic Carol Channing, and a torrid giraffe love triangle. Oh and also some marriage news too.

**I Endorse Doug Funny** Nov 20, 2017
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I Endorse Doug Funny Matt Baume & James Morris Download

We're back for more nonsense! This week we're urging you to check out our Dungeons and Drag Queens show at DungeonDrag.com, and also celebrating the misery of Australian homophobes, hooray. James is in Twitch jail for a day, and the Cheeseman can finally wed. All that plus some misinformation about Ren and Stimpy! How timely.

**The Greatest Adventure** Oct 31, 2017
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The Greatest Adventure Matt Baume & James Morris Download

We're back with a rollicking romp of forgotten names and irritating officials! I can't remember the name of another celebrity, and even when I remember I still forget. Vatican officials have some thoughts about Roy Moore, and someone just donated a wig to Alabama. Don't every try to use it at the same time. Also, watch us get even sillier on a livestream on November 4! Details at http://bit.ly/extralifeseattle
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*In Your Arms* Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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**The Floor Whisperer** Oct 02, 2017
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The Floor Whisperer Matt Baume & James Morris Download

This week, we celebrate the arrival of Halloween with inappropriate sound effects and the strange story of where pumpkin goo actually comes from. There's some rotten news from Alabama, where Roy Moore is preparing to make Congress even crazier -- did you know he is the world's worst poet? And also some good news from Germany, land of the free.
Music:
*In Your Arms* Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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**Don't Deny Your Chum a Bum** Sep 18, 2017
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Don't Deny Your Chum a Bum Matt Baume & James Morris Download

On this week's podcast, James and I argue about ownership of a joke that wasn't even funny, sigh about the ridiculous marriage ads in Australia claiming that gay marriage will abolish Christmas, and sing some folk music. We also dive into Scrumpty Western music and plump up some donut holes.
Music:
*In Your Arms* Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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The Aftertaste of Tomorrow Aug 17, 2017

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The Aftertaste of Tomorrow Matt Baume & James Morris Download

A chilly hello from Reykjavik, city of the future! I'm recording from a drizzly city square this week, preparing to reunite with James at the end of my long strange journey through deepest Europe. We have some news about Baldur's Gate and a bald man's pate, as well as the decline of American civilization -- which, let's be honest, was never much of a prize pig. Also in the news is a hasty conclusion (we hope) to the marriage fight in Australia, and Captain Planet's brave stance against the forces of hate.

Music:
In Your Arms Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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