Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry

Nature Is Healing Apr 18, 2024

Welcome to the stunning conclusion! What will happen with UltraLife and Dyson Plexis? What about Dr. Amazing reclaiming Amazing Labs? What about Agnes and Frankie's relationship? And Josh and Sunan's bestie friendship? And what's gonna happen with those dolphins?
All this and more in the final episode of Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry.
Thanks so much for joining us again for Season 2! For a full list of credits or to donate to the show, visit dearearthpodcast.com or just send to @dearearthpod on PayPal.

Death Angels On Kangaroos Apr 11, 2024

Josh, Agnes and Sunan search for an antidote to The Stuff, but so far "Josh Juice" is not exactly working. There's been some movement! Just.... mostly intestinal. When Dr. Amazing swings in with a trade—the secret to shutting down UltraLife in exchange for Amazing Labs—Agnes reluctantly accepts his deal.
But of course his "simple solution" is more complicated than promised. There's a crackerjack mountain, a martini moat, and death angels on kangaroos for starters; so while Agnes works on all that, Josh and Sunan sneak through the vents at PlexiCorp to distract Dyson in person. They're bestie spies!
Dyson and Frankie stop Agnes and trap her on an island... is there any hope for our heroes to save the day?
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It's What Family Does Apr 04, 2024

The truth about UltraWater and the dolphins comes out and it is... not good. Very not good.
But while Josh, Sunan and Agnes race to stop Dyson Plexis and his evil plans, Frankie's in UltraLife drinking the KoolAid. And discovering that she's nobody's Tamagotchi, she's not a girlfriend, or a sister. She's a god.
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Just Perfect Mar 28, 2024

Agnes and Ethel—sorry, Frankie! Frankie in Ethel's body!—go on a real date in the real world but it doesn't exactly go as planned.
Josh and Sunan, on the other hand, have a super fun best friend date involving snickerdoodles and a bobsled. But then they discover something less fun... imprisoned dolphins. What is Dyson Plexis up to?
Well, he's getting Frankie back in UltraLife, for one thing. Fresh off the heartbreak of her terrible date with Agnes, Frankie is surprisingly receptive to Dyson's pitch. Are our heroes all splitting up? And what is the deal with UltraWater? And why do Frankie's tears smell like teaberry?
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The Stuff Mar 21, 2024

PlexiCorp has it all: a charismatic CEO, a top-of-the-line soundscape, beers on tap, shambling zombie workers fresh off a triple shift... and The Stuff. It's an energy drink, happiness approximator, and all around tasty beverage. It might also control minds but don't worry about it.
Josh and Sunan come to Agnes' rescue, but not before she makes some decisions she might regret. And back home at Amazing Labs, there's an even bigger surprise around the corner.
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Deviously Monologuing Again Mar 14, 2024

Frankie and Agnes are having a hard time dating in UltraLife - turns out, it's not easy to have a relationship when one of you only exists in a video game! Frankie resolves to find a real body and get out of UltraLife, and Josh is going to help her whether he likes it or not.
Meanwhile, Dyson and Dr. Amazing plot their world takeover. And Dyson reveals something shocking (and extremely weird) about himself. Plot twist! Together, they come up with a way to convince Agnes to join them - and all it took was a few butterflies and a sexy forest nymph with an intoxicating giggle.
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Fish You, Abby Mar 07, 2024

Dad is back! But he's a little peeved to learn that Agnes has taken over his company and begins plotting a teeny tiny bit of revenge.
Meanwhile, Josh and Agnes finally find Frankie in UltraLife. She's got an Identity situation on her hands but Agnes promises to find a way to bring her back in the real world... and save the Amazing Labs... and save the dolphins. No biggie!
Finally, Dyson Plexis makes a devious business pitch at Long John Silver's that could change Amazing Labs—and the world—for good.
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Becoming A Leader Who Leads Feb 29, 2024

After nearly destroying the world a few months ago, things are looking up at Amazing Labs! Sort of.
Agnes clashes with new tech billionaire Dyson Plexis - Dyson's the head of PlexiCorp, the company behind the hit VR game UltraLife, and damn does he look good in a cable-knit sweater. Desperate for some leadership tips, Agnes turns to an unlikely source of advice... Dr. Amazing? Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Meanwhile, Josh tries something innovative and definitely not a bad idea to revive his sister Frankie's brain. But will it work? And why won't Sunan return his phone calls?
All this and more in the first episode of Season 2. For a full list of credits or to donate to the show, visit dearearthpodcast.com or just send to @dearearthpod on PayPal.

Season 2 Is Coming On Leap Day! Feb 22, 2024

The long wait is over and Season 2 of Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry will officially begin on Thursday, February 29th. See you then!

FEED DROP: Skulls & Treasure (Part 4) Aug 08, 2023

This is the final episode of Skulls & Treasure! Today: a sparkling mummy, a breakthrough, a daring heist, a spinning wall of knives, and new beginnings.
Skulls & Treasure is written, directed, and edited by Amy Thorstenson. Starring Amy Thorstenson, Clinton Roper Elledge, Martin Lovell, Kitten McCreery, Eduardo de los Reyes, Toni Maddocks, and Pin Young.
Theme song by Casey Bushmaker. You can view a full list of our other music and sound effects credits here. Please support freesound.org and the creators of royalty free music!
CW: Depression, anxiety, suicide, drug use
If you’re experiencing a mental health crisis, please call or text 988; the Lifeline provides 24-hour confidential support.

FEED DROP: Skulls & Treasure (Part 3) Aug 01, 2023

In today’s episode: an ancient pyramid, rock bottom, hallucinogenic tea, and Missy Christopherson’s bottle cap jewelry.
Skulls & Treasure is written, directed, and edited by Amy Thorstenson. Starring Amy Thorstenson, Clinton Roper Elledge, Martin Lovell, Pramila Murphy, Joel Orbach, Luke Rampersad, Eduardo de los Reyes, Toni Maddocks, and Aaryan Singh Solanki.
Theme song by Casey Bushmaker. You can view a full list of our other music and sound effects credits here. Please support freesound.org and the creators of royalty free music!
CW: Depression, anxiety, suicide, drug use
If you’re experiencing a mental health crisis, please call or text 988; the Lifeline provides 24-hour confidential support.

FEED DROP: Skulls & Treasure (Part 2) Jul 22, 2023

In today’s episode: Norwegian giants, a tooth from the Buddha, tasers, and scary Russian antiquities dealers with surprisingly progressive views on mental health.
Skulls & Treasure is written, directed, and edited by Amy Thorstenson. Starring Amy Thorstenson, Clinton Roper Elledge, Martin Lovell, Kitten McCreery, Pramila Murphy, Luke Rampersad, Joel Orbach, Toni Maddocks, Vince Burnard and Simen Lindhagen.
Theme song by Casey Bushmaker. You can view a full list of our other music and sound effects credits here. Please support freesound.org and the creators of royalty free music!
CW: Depression, anxiety, suicide, drug use
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FEED DROP: Skulls & Treasure (Part 1) Jul 18, 2023

In today’s episode: Mayan temples, exploding caves, unhelpful therapists, infuriating tech bros, and a pool full of sharks.
Skulls & Treasure is written, directed, and edited by Amy Thorstenson. Starring Amy Thorstenson, Clinton Roper Elledge, Martin Lovell, Kitten McCreery, Pramila Murphy, Chad Eschman, Luke Rampersad, Eduardo de los Reyes, Joel Orbach, and Pin Young.
Theme song by Casey Bushmaker. You can view a full list of our other music and sound effects credits here. Please support freesound.org and the creators of royalty free music!
CW: Depression, anxiety, suicide, drug use
If you’re experiencing a mental health crisis, please call or text 988; the Lifeline provides 24-hour confidential support.

FEED DROP: Skulls & Treasure (Trailer) Jul 11, 2023

Hey everyone! This is Amy, the producer of Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry, and this month I'm excited to share another fun podcast I've been working on. Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry IS coming back (stay tuned!) but I wanted to give you another action-packed story to listen to in the meantime.
Skulls & Treasure is an archeology adventure podcast that answers the age-old question... what's harder, finding an ancient mummy or finding a therapist? New episodes every Tuesday!

Crank It All Down Mar 10, 2022

As Nature’s Children breaks down the door, the Amazing team races to find a fix to the whole… nanobots turning everyone into helpless babies… thing.
Will they save the world? Will Josh grow up? Will Frankie and Agnes finally admit their love? Will everyone survive the day? Most importantly, is “jetpack” one word or two? All this and more in the season finale of “Dear Earth, I’m Really Sorry.”
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CREDITS:
Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 8 was written by Jake Disch.
With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, Matt Young, Michael Faulkner, Katie Self, Katie Markovich, Ian Custer, and Shannon Pritchard.
Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Riding Through Yellow Fields” by Jared Chance Taylor, “Proceed With Caution” by Nicholas Mark Goulding, “Remembering Lost Love” by Maike Watson, “The Unknown” by Kevin Smithers, “Please Go” by Kevin Smithers, and “Pablo's Adventure” by Jack Ernest Dennistoun Sword) and Kevin McLeod (“Thinking Music” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4522-thinking-musicLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license.)
Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.

The Uncoming of Age Mar 03, 2022

Well, things aren’t great. Agnes is a spy, Frankie’s becoming a big human blob, Josh has finally lost it, and everyone on Earth is about to turn into a helpless baby.
But maybe our heroes can still save the day. And maybe, just maybe, someone will finally get a real apology.
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CREDITS:
Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 7 was written by Liana Snyder.
With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, Matt Young, Michael Faulkner, JV Hampton-VanSant, Katie Self, Katie Markovich, Clinton Roper Elledge, and Chloe McLeod.
Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Cheeky Horns” by Chris Raggatt, “Desperate Day” by Gregory Joseph Carrozza, “Threat From Below” by Linna Juha-Pekka, “Some Monsterism” by Andrew Michael Scott, “Fight The Good Fight” by Alexander Stephen Cap, and “We Can Feel It” by Simon Jomphe Lepine); “Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor” from WikimediaCommons; and Kevin McLeod (“Holiday Weasel” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license, “Dreamy Flashback” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3679-dreamy-flashback License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Machinations” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4011-machinations License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; and “Moonlight Beach” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6671-moonlight-beach License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license).
Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.

The Sludged-Up Duck Feb 24, 2022

Welcome to the Convention Of Inventions For Tomorrow Today!
Things are looking up for Amazing Labs as Josh finally invents something that works (!) while Agnes and Frankie go on an adorable date to a genetically-engineered petting zoo. But Ethel and Nature’s Children are about to drop the bombshell of the century…
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CREDITS:
Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 6 was written by Shannon Pritchard.
With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, Chloe McLeod, Katie Self, Chad Eschman, Alaina McManus, Clinton Roper Elledge, Tomo Lekovic, and Michael Faulkner.
Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Down To Business” by Chris Raggatt, “The Plot Thickens” by Russell Thornton, “The Achievement” by Marcos Manuel Hernandez Bolanos, “Single Fin” by Alain Antoine De Carne, and “Long Way Up” by Joel Charlton Woolf) and Kevin McLeod (“Lobby Time” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Ranz des Vaches” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4263-ranz-des-vaches License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Aquarium” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium; and “Professor Umlaut” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4243-professor-umlaut License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license.)
Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.

Dear Earth, You're Welcome Feb 17, 2022

Josh’s issues with his dad (and a certain fast food restaurant) make things at Amazing Labs even worse. Meanwhile, Frankie finds the courage to ask out Agnes, but it… does not go as planned.
In a burst of inspiration, Josh invents a device that spills the beans on what everyone really thinks. Absolute honesty - what could go wrong?
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CREDITS:
Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 5 was written by Amy Brown Carver.
With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, Matt Young, Ian Custer, Clinton Roper Elledge, Katie Self, Chad Eschman, Shannon Pritchard, and Michael Faulkner.
Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Home Of The Future” by Andrew Michael Scott, “Before The Storm” by Linna Juha-Pekka, “Petite Partita” by Daniel Yitzhak Alcheh, “So Simple” by Chris Raggatt, and “Acoustic Minor Swing” by William John Palmer”) and Kevin McLeod (“Evil Plan” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3725-evil-plan License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “In Your Arms” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3906-in-your-arms License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; and “Fanfare for Space” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3736-fanfare-for-space License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license.)
Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.

Calling Dr. Dad Feb 10, 2022

Turns out Agnes has been hiding a dangerous secret from her new friends. Uh-oh. Meanwhile, Josh unwisely resurrects an old invention in the hopes of reaching the one person who could fix all of his problems… Dad.
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CREDITS
Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 4 was written by Dusty Wilson.
With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, Matt Young, JV Hampton-VanSant, Ian Custer, Chad Eschman, Alaina McManus, Clinton Roper Elledge, Erin Austin, Tony Werner, and Katie Markovich.
Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“The Coven” by Sebastian Daniel Ramirez Avila, “Clumsy Magician” by Luna Yue Pan, and “Early Morning Peace” by Joel Charlton Woolf) and Kevin McLeod (“Parisian” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4194-parisian License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Spy Glass” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4410-spy-glass License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license, and “The Snow Queen” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4511-the-snow-queen License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license).
Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.

Agnes the Super Assistant Feb 03, 2022

Team Amazing hires an assistant to keep Josh on task. Agnes is practically perfect in every way, and even better, there’s an undeniable spark between her and Frankie. Could this be the start of something beautiful?
For a brief shining moment, things at Amazing Labs seem… good? Under control?
Cue disaster in T minus 3… 2… 1…
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CREDITS:
Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 3 was written by Taylor Cleland.
With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, JV Hampton-VanSant, Erin Austin, Amy Carver, Katie Self, Clinton Roper Elledge, and Katie Markovich.
Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Cheeky Monkies” by Russell Thornton, “Anticipating Problems” by Chris Raggatt, “Zip It” by John Russo, and “Parisian Romance” by Anne Leader); “Overture-Fantasy B minor Romeo and Juliet by Tchaikovsky” from Wikimedia Commons; and Kevin McLeod (“Marty Gots A Plan - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4992-marty-gots-a-plan License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Scheming Weasel (slower version)” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4327-scheming-weasel-slower-version License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Scheming Weasel (faster version)” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4327-scheming-weasel-faster-version License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; and “The Builder” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4484-the-builder License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license).
Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.

Josh Amazing is a Sucky Boss Jan 27, 2022

Frankie goes to the doctor hoping to get some answers, but Dr. Becky’s got nothin but bad news.
Meanwhile, Josh plans a fancy launch party for his newest invention. There’s just one problem: he needs the lab techs to help him and they… kinda hate him. Like, a lot. What’s a totally-not-sucky boss to do?
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CREDITS:
Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 2 was written by Erin Austin.
With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, JV Hampton-VanSant, Michael Faulkner, Chad Eschman, Alaina McManus, Tomo Lekovic, Shannon Pritchard, Katie Self, and Vince Burnard.
Music: Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Keeping Busy,” “Bits And Pieces,” and “Caught At A Disadvantage” by Josef Nils Falkenskoeld, “Awkward Moment” by Chris Raggatt, “ Dark Imaginings” by Helen Mary Robertson, and “A Change In The Weather” by Mary Beth Ancheta); “Sad Dad” by John Bartmann; “Alouette” from Wikimedia Commons; and Kevin McLeod (“Spy Glass” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4410-spy-glass License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license).
With sound effects from freesound.org. Full sfx credits can be found here.

A Shrew in the Shadow of a Dinosaur Jan 20, 2022

Meet Josh Amazing. He’s young, he’s enthusiastic, he’s the new head of Amazing Labs… and he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. And meet Frankie Amazing. She’s brilliant, she’s sarcastic… and she’s a secret Frankenstein.

Can Josh and Frankie get over their sibling rivalry in order to save the family business? Will the world survive long enough to find out? And what the heck is a SeatBalt???

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CREDITS:

Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 1 was written by Amy Thorstenson.
With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Matt Young, Michael Faulkner, JV Hampton-VanSant, Chloe McLeod, Amy Thorstenson, Katie Self, Clinton Roper Elledge, and Tony Werner.
Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Awake the Dragon” by Gregory Joseph Carrozza and “The Achievement” by Marcos Manuel Hernandez Bolanos), Wikimedia Commons (Lacrimosa), and Kevin McLeod (The Snow Queen - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4511-the-snow-queen License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; Villainous Treachery - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4588-villainous-treachery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; Heroic Reception - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3871-heroic-reception License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; Silver Blue Light - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4361-silver-blue-light License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; and Professor and the Plant - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4244-professor-and-the-plant License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license).
With sound effects from freesound.org. Full sfx credits can be found here.

Dear Earth Season 1 Trailer Jan 03, 2022

On January 20th, a brand-new comedy is going to crash into podcast players everywhere. Uh, sorry about that. But we already have an amazing plan to fix it! Something involving robots and... it says here "genetically engineered super llamas"? It's probably fine? It's probably fine.
Tune in every Thursday for a brand-new episode of Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry!

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