Stay ConnectedRecapping and discourse about The Bachelor franchise and beyond through a queer, b*tchy, silly goofy lens.
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Week 5 of Colton Underwood's The Bachelor really hits it's stride. Awkward kisses! Unfiltered drama!! Gratuitous water make out sessions where someone definitely gets a boner!! Join Dankia and Jenna as they recap it all and their feelings on decorative pillows!
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Jenna is joined by local friends Iris and Casey to recap week 4 of Colton Underwood's The Bachelor...and it was a doozie of an episode. Drama, trauma, and an incarcerated Mama. And the three of us break it all down and also make suggestions for fun tweaks to the shows structure! Think Naked and Afraid/Survivor!
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Who knew that in week 3 of Colton Underwood's The Bachelor, that we would not only admit that we kinda like him, but that he is kinda actually great?? But the bar has been set so very low, and him rising above it... only deserves so much praise.
Join mouthy broads Danika and Jenna as they recap this trash fire of a franchise/their own personal lives.
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Week two of The Bachelor really forces us all to think about a lot of things...why are we here? Is being 31 too old for love? Can we be perfect pageant people all the time? How close is too close to set off fireworks?
Fan favorite guest host Zoe Proval joins Jenna in this very vulnerable recap of Colton Underwood's journey.
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It was a three hour premiere ya'll!! (one taught me love. one taught me patience. one taught me pain.)
On this episode Danika and Jenna try to regain consciousness after watching too much of The Bachelor! Colton Underwood's night one brought tears, puns, cringe, unexpected horny vibes, and a little bit of anger.
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Champagne wishes, 30 crying bitches. This week we look at the women vying for Colton Underwood's heart on the 23rd season of ABC's The Bachelor!
Join mouthy broads Jenna and Danika every week as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and our own sordid dating lives!
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It's been a wild ass off season here in Bachelor Nation and we are here to break it all down. And to break down... personally.
Join comedian Jenna and writer Danika as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and their sordid dating lives!
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*insert titanic old lady gif* 'It's been 84 years'...but we made it rose heads! the finale of BIP s5. Break ups! Fantasy suites! Bad editing! Engagements! Chris Harrison masterfully guides us through this bittersweet symphony. Jenna and Danika attempt to break down every rollercoaster moment and more!
Join comedian Jenna Vesper and friends as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and their sordid dating lives!
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They say you can leave bachelor in paradise whenever you want...but Danika and I are stuck in a prison of our own making. But if we are being honest, we don't want out. This ep recaps all 5 hours of the damn show and we talk the new bachelor announcement ugh.
Join comedian Jenna Vesper and her friends as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and their own sordid dating lives!
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Danika is back and we have some tea to spill!!! Turns out Leo is trash and has time to dm us (check out the onsta @datecardpod)! Also we attempt to recap 4 hours of this mess!!
Join comedian Jenna Vesper and friends as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and their sordid dating lives!
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