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294: Sneakers, Scents & Signs: The Grown Man Starter Pack on DIYS w/Dave Helem Mar 27, 2025

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The episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.
Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 😱💻
Hosted by Tahir Moore @tahirmoore & Patrick Cloud @PatrickCloudChannel
🎙️ Produced by Hippie Goals @HippieGoals
👤 This week’s guest: Comedian, writer & scent connoisseur Dave Helem @dhelem
Guest: Dave Helem https://www.instagram.com/davehelem
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00:00:00 – Intro & Early Banter
00:00:21 – Zodiac Chat: Astrology & Celebrity Signs
00:05:19 – Product Rants & Collab Commentary
00:07:04 – Offbeat Moments & Real Talk
00:07:41 – Home Hacks: Cleaning Tech & Modern Vacuums
00:10:08 – Furniture, New Spaces & Home Makeovers
00:11:48 – L.A. Lifestyle & Office Vibes
00:14:01 – Hollywood & Social Commentary
00:16:00 – Shoe Collection & Personal Style
00:17:47 – BetterHelp Sponsor: Mental Health & Therapy
00:20:11 – Shoe Swaps, Crocs & Lifestyle Rants
00:24:03 – Cologne Countdown: Top Fragrances Revealed
00:30:34 – Signature Scents: The Centerpiece Cologne
00:32:58 – Scentbird Spotlight: Try New Fragrances
00:36:23 – Health Journey & Factor Meals Sponsor
00:41:05 – Personal Reflections & Cologne Mixology
00:55:08 – Closing Thoughts & Future Hints
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This episode is WILD from start to finish! 🤯 We’re talking:
♓ Zodiac stereotypes & celebrity sign wars
👟 Sneakerhead confessions + couch hacks
🧼 Fancy vacuums, Roombas & grown man cleaning gadgets
👃🏾 The ultimate cologne countdown—Dave breaks down his *Top 5* must-have scents
🔥 Mixing colognes like a boss (and why it might get you some extra love 😏)
🧠 Mental health matters: Real talk about therapy & BetterHelp
🥗 Healthy eats made easy with Factor Meals
💥 And of course, all the chaotic comedy you love from DIYS!
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Topics Covered:
💬 Lifestyle, Astrology, Men’s Fashion, Sneaker Culture, Home Tech
🧴 Cologne, Self-Care, Comedy, Black Creators, Internet Culture
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👇🏾 Drop your favorite cologne in the comments & let us know your zodiac sign!
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293: What’s Next for Content Creators? on DIYS w/ Michael Turner Mar 20, 2025

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame.
But that’s not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take over comedy? Will viral trends ever stop being so weird? Hit play and find out!
🔥 Timestamps in the comments for easy navigation!
🎤 Guest: Michael Turner (@michaelturnercomedy)
🎧 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts!
#MichaelTurner #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #ViralFame #StandUpComedy #InternetCulture #CancelCulture
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292: Conspiracy Corner | Comedian CP | Bell Witch Mar 18, 2025

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Is the Bell Witch the most terrifying ghost story in American history? 👀 In this episode of *Conspiracy Corner*, we dive into the legend of the Bell Witch—a sinister spirit that tormented a Tennessee family in the early 1800s. From eerie whispers to violent attacks, was it a hoax, a haunting, or something even darker?
Joining us is comedian CP, bringing his hilarious and unfiltered take on one of the creepiest supernatural cases ever recorded. Will he be a skeptic or a believer by the end? Tune in to find out!
🔮 **Topics We Cover:**
✔️ The origins of the Bell Witch legend
✔️ Haunting encounters & real-life testimonies
✔️ The visit from the US President
✔️ Could this ghost still be lurking today?
🔥 Don't forget to **LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE** for more wild conspiracy theories, ghost stories, and unexplained mysteries!
#BellWitch #ConspiracyCorner #GhostStories #Paranormal #HauntedHistory #Supernatural #ScaryLegends #ComedyPodcast #ComedianCP
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291: How Close Are We to a Real-Life Skynet? Sydney Castillo Weighs In on DIYS Mar 13, 2025

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.
Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy club scams comedians face. Plus, don’t miss an epic freestyle session with a Texas twist!
🔹 Comedy club secrets & shady deals
🔹 AI bots speaking in code?!
🔹 Sydney’s top-tier beard glow-up
🔹 The real reason Tony Baker doesn’t answer calls
Hit that LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more hilarious deep dives and internet weirdness!
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🎤 Special Guest: Sydney Castillo @sydneyisfunny @MyCupIsFullPodcast
👨🏽‍💻 Hosts: Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel Tahir Moore @tahirmoore
🖥️ Producer: Hippie Goals @hippiegoals
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0:00 | Intro & Shoutouts
0:23 | Planning a Vegas Trip
1:03 | Old Musicians and Their Instruments
2:01 | The Art of Fake Drumming
2:56 | Sydney’s Shirtless Video Habit
3:52 | The Car Video Effect on Comedy
5:00 | Sydney’s Glow-Up & Beard Journey
6:10 | Top 10 Attractive Comedians Debate
7:02 | Touring Stories & Comedy Club Scams
9:08 | Ticket Sales Drama & Comedy Club Tactics
12:02 | Sydney’s No-Nonsense Business Approach
14:00 | The "Standoffish" Comedian Persona
16:01 | Party Invitations & Social Battery Moments
18:28 | The Surprise Party Wing Moment
21:10 | Sydney's Reserved Personality Explained
23:31 | Sydney’s Mysterious Apartment Policy
25:01 | Comedy Club Culture & Social Dynamics
27:46 | Tony Baker’s Aversion to Phone Calls
29:19 | FaceTiming Tony Baker Live
30:50 | Tony’s Savage Response to Love & Appreciation
32:07 | Classic Pranks on Comedy Tours
35:07 | The Evolution of Comedy Collaboration
37:00 | Freestyle Session – Texas Style
39:08 | The Giraffe Video Legacy
40:22 | AI Bots Creating Their Own Language
42:54 | The Fear of AI & The Terminator Moment
44:32 | Scientists Create Shapeshifting Robots
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290: The World’s Creepiest Statue Garden Has REAL Human Teeth! 😱 on DIYS with James Daivs Mar 06, 2025

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Guest: James Davis
https://www.instagram.com/theejamesdavis
🚨 WTF Did We Just Watch?! In this episode, we dive into some of the weirdest and most terrifying real-life stories ever! From a haunted statue garden with real human teeth to a woman caught in a real-life glitch in the matrix, these stories will blow your mind! 🤯
🔎 Topics We Covered:
✅ A statue garden in Finland with REAL human teeth & creepy voices 🗿🦷
✅ A woman freezing mid-step—Glitch in the Matrix or something else? 😵‍💫
✅ Skiing NEXT TO LAVA?! These daredevils have no fear! ⛷🔥
✅ A brain that turned to glass? This medical case will leave you speechless! 🤯🧠💎
👉 Drop a comment: Which story freaked you out the most?!
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00:00:00:00 | Behind the Scenes Stories
00:01:32:13 | Pop Culture & Entertainment
00:09:37:06 | The Craziest Stunts People Have Done
00:13:11:23 | Intro & Setting the Stage
00:15:06:09 | Guest Introduction
00:23:10:12 | Unusual Travel Destinations
00:28:45:07 | Unexpected Life Lessons
00:33:13:01 | Weird Statue Garden
00:39:22:14 | Comedy & Stand-Up Stories
00:43:50:06 | Strangest News Headlines
00:47:39:17 | Skiing Beside Lava
00:52:15:08 | Wildest Fan Encounters
00:58:30:12 | Debunking Myths & Conspiracies
01:05:20:03 | Random Deep Conversations
01:12:45:19 | Closing Thoughts & Wrap-Up
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289: From Coca-Cola’s Cocaine Past to AI Brain Merging on DIYS with JD Witherspoon Feb 27, 2025

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.
Guest: JD Witherspoon @JDWitherspoon
https://www.instagram.com/jdwitherspoon/
0:00 | Intro
1:15 | The Viral Singer Everyone’s Talking About
5:42 | Is Kanye West Beyond Redemption?
12:30 | The Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Battle
18:55 | Hip-Hop’s Biggest Beefs & Their Impact
25:10 | Coca-Cola’s Secret Drug History
31:45 | The Woman Who Had a Funeral for Her Arm
38:20 | China’s AI Brain Merging Experiment
45:05 | Final Thoughts & What’s Next
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🎬 In this episode of DIYs, we tackle the biggest debates in music and pop culture!
🔥 Topics Covered:
The viral singer everyone is talking about 🎤
Is Kanye West truly canceled? 🤔
The cultural impact of hip-hop beefs
Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake: The latest rap battle 🔥
Coca-Cola’s secret history with cocaine 🍶
The shocking story of a woman who held a funeral for her amputated arm 🦾
China’s latest experiment: Merging human brains with AI 🤯
💬 Drop your thoughts in the comments:
1️⃣ Can Kanye ever make a true comeback?
2️⃣ Who’s really the king of hip-hop right now?
3️⃣ Would you attend a funeral… for a body part?
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288: The Wizard of New Zealand Got Fired?! on DIYS w/ Charlie Wilson Feb 20, 2025

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
This episode is sponsored by Better Help.
00:00:00 | Episode Start
00:00:16 | Texas Cities & Comedy Club Boom
00:01:41 | Guest Introduction: Charlie Wilson Joins the Show
00:02:48 | The Legacy of Charlie Wilson & Name Confusion
00:06:38 | Empire Strips Back: Star Wars Burlesque Show
00:10:06 | The Reality of Owning a Delorean
00:14:08 | Retro Cars & The Return of Classic Styles
00:19:38 | First Cars & Wild Driving Stories
00:25:00 | The Struggles of Early Car Ownership
00:29:04 | The Official Wizard of New Zealand (And His Firing)
00:36:02 | Elon Musk: The Real-Life Supervillain?
00:42:40 | Kanye West & The Danger of Influence
00:50:06 | Comedy, Power, and Who Really Runs the Industry
Guest Charlie Wilson
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In this electrifying episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud welcome comedian and content creator Charlie Wilson for a wild and unpredictable conversation. From his experiences in the Empire Strips Back Star Wars burlesque show to the car mishaps, Charlie shares some hilarious and insightful moments.
The crew dives deep into the bizarre firing of New Zealand’s state-appointed wizard, debates whether Elon Musk is the most dangerous man alive, and takes on Kanye West’s controversial influence. Plus, they reminisce about their first cars, near-death driving experiences, and the return of classic fashion and vehicles.
If you're here for laughs, crazy stories, and some real talk about the industry and beyond, you won’t want to miss this episode! Like, subscribe, and drop a comment below with your favorite moment.
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287: Voodoo Dolls, Rat Poison, Bombs, and Drama on DIYS with Dia La Ren Nash Feb 13, 2025

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Guest: Dia La Ren Nash
https://www.instagram.com/dialarennash/
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00:00:00 | Intro
00:00:16 | Grill Culture and Shiny Smiles
00:00:52 | Guest Introduction: A Special Return
00:02:11 | Gapped Teeth with Diamonds: A Bold Fashion Statement
00:03:37 | Monopoly vs. Jenga: The Party Games Debate
00:07:06 | Drunken Mishaps and Wild Party Stories
00:09:05 | The Almost-Kidnapping Incident: A Tale of Survival
00:16:12 | Underwater Party Submarine: Would You Risk It?
00:29:07 | The Ethics of Sushi Underwater: Food Karma
00:39:03 | Social Anxiety and Going Out Alone
00:42:15 | Voodoo Dolls, Explosives, and Rat Poison: A Missouri Mystery
00:48:08 | Swallowed by a Whale: A Survivor’s Tale
In this hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by a special guest for a wild conversation. From grill culture and diamond gapped teeth to the bizarre ethics of eating sushi underwater, this episode dives deep into the unexpected. Highlights include a near-kidnapping survival story, an explosive Missouri mystery with voodoo dolls and rat poison, and the ultimate tale of a man swallowed by a whale and living to tell about it. The crew also debates the best party games, explores the anxiety of going out alone, and examines the absurdity of an underwater party submarine.
Whether you're here for the laughs or the crazy stories, this episode is packed with entertainment, social commentary, and jaw-dropping moments you won’t want to miss. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share your favorite moments!
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286: Jack Black vs. The Rock: Who Would You Hang With? on DIYS w/J. Snow Feb 06, 2025

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Guest: @jsnowpro
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00:00:17 Mini All Def Reunion with Jay Snow
00:01:24 The Pressure of Filming a One-Take Comedy Special
00:02:59 Writing for TV: From “Wild ‘n Out” to HBO’s “Game Theory”
00:04:00 Challenges of Creative Control in Entertainment
00:06:02 Blind Tom Wiggins: A Story of Talent and Exploitation
00:10:17 Harriet Tubman’s Fearless Legacy and Modern Parallels
00:16:08 Freestyle Comedy: Reggae Vibes and Laughs
00:19:01 A Drunk Pilot Disrupts Southwest Airlines
00:32:49 The Grind of Comedy: Weekly Shows and Industry Realities
00:36:06 The Superpower of Comedy: Bringing Joy Amid Challenges
00:40:06 Lessons from Dave Chappelle: Sacrifices and Success
00:43:18 Choosing Freedom: The Rock, Jack Black, and Authentic Careers
00:52:17 Code-Switching in Media: The Rock, Miley Cyrus, and Post Malone
In this episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! comedians Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Jay Snow for an insightful and hilarious conversation. They explore the journey of filming a one-take comedy special, writing for top shows like "Wild ‘n Out" and HBO’s "Game Theory," and the struggles of maintaining creative control in entertainment. Dive into powerful stories like the legacy of Blind Tom Wiggins, a blind and autistic Black pianist who mesmerized audiences but faced exploitation, and the relentless courage of Harriet Tubman.
The trio also tackles contemporary issues like code-switching in media, the superpower of comedy to uplift communities, and even the absurd story of a drunk Southwest Airlines pilot! With freestyle reggae moments, comparisons between The Rock and Jack Black, and reflections on balancing authenticity with industry pressures, this episode is packed with laughs, knowledge, and relatable truths.
Don’t miss this wild ride! Subscribe, comment, and share your favorite moments.
We filmed this before the tragic airplane incidents in DC and Philly, so just want to add RIP to those involved.
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285: BLOCKBUSTER IS BACK?! ON DIYS W/MARK JP HOOD AND QUIN WALTERS Jan 24, 2025

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Guests:
Quin Walters https://www.instagram.com/quinwalters
Mark JP Hood https:/www.instagram.com/markjphood
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