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Customs Out of The Closet — Comedy Fiction
Customs Out of The Closet

Noel’s new apartment is looking good until she finds a demon in her closet, or rather, she discovers the Underworld Travel Customs Office in her closet. Suddenly, she’s roped into working for the demon Bub as a customs officer, helping various denizens pass through her apartment and back into the Underworld.

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Ep. 100 B-Side Jan 09, 2023

Eva hates narrating, unless it's for Lily--I mean, for important documentation of an important event.

This marks our 100th episode! Things have been super busy for the CotC team so we apologize for the long absence and erratice uploads. We might switch to a monthly update instead of a biweekly update to accomadate our changing schedules. Thank you for your understanding, and for sticking around for so long (it's also our 5th year making this podcast!) We're still hammering out the details for our Roundtable Discussion, so please look forward to that and Episode 101. Thank you again!

You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Eva - Emily Lai

Faust - Yoro

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 99 A-Side Nov 07, 2022

Philies left some interesting documents for Lily...

You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 98 Caught by Film Oct 24, 2022

We're back! Something weird is (still) happening at Diondis Hill Cemetery. Noel learns something new about cameras and ghosts. Eva is tired. Lily is even more tired.

You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Special thanks to the Reporters, Miriam and Michael.

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 97 Report and Reply Jul 25, 2022

Lily needs a break. Knave gets some unexpected but efficient help. It's embarassing.

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Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Philies - Kevin Milbouer

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 96 Ghost Sighters Special: Diondis Hill Cemetery Jun 14, 2022

This is Danny! Today we're having a VERY SUPER SPECIAL EPISODE at Diondis Hill Cemetery, where we are going to check out some reports of some interesting sightings at this local graveyard!

You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 95 Missing Report May 16, 2022

If your desk isn't a safe place to keep your documents and reports, where can you keep them? C'mon on!

You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 94 Grievances! May 02, 2022

Woe! Woe is me! Ohhhh! Woe!

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Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Forlorn Ghost and Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 93 An Uncontrolled Mishap Apr 05, 2022

What's that? Who's tapping on the window?

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Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Philies - Kevin Milbouer

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 92 Girls' Night 2 Mar 21, 2022

Drinks? Snacks? Gossip? It's Girls' Night again!

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Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Eva - Emily Lai

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 91 Bub, Defeated Mar 07, 2022

There are many layers to knowing Bub. He's like an onion. Layers and layers and layers.

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Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 90 This is an Audit Feb 21, 2022

Things were a bit...strange the last time Dor'ris was here. Fortunately, Noel doesn't remember any of it. Boxes are moved. Dor'ris comes upstairs. Dore'een starts glowing.

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Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Dor'ris - Valen. You can find more of Valen's voice acting over on their Genshin Impact Youtube Channel!

Dore'een - Whales, but no the real ones.

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 89 Side Story 9: Wall? Feb 07, 2022

Bub, earnestly asking for Lily's opinion? Amazing. Hell must have frozen over.

The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 88 Bunches of Boxes Jan 24, 2022

Bub's storefront is happening and he needs more products. Goods. Yummy stuff.

The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 87 Regarding Retaliation Jan 10, 2022

Paranoid? No, it's called "anticipating all contingencies".

The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 86 Buildings and Trees Dec 20, 2021

It's an officially sanctioned outing for Knave. Don't worry, they had the appropriate training.

The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 85 Discounted Summon Dec 06, 2021

You've summoned a demon! A real demon!

And we're back! You might have heard the news by now about ANYC, but don't worry: the CoTC crew that went to ANYC are all healthy and safe. If you also attended ANYC please go get tested too and stay safe! For more info, please visit the CDC website.

The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Danny - David Ng

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

November Announcement and ANYC Nov 01, 2021

Due to a busy schedule, there aren't going to be any episodes this November. However, Nicole, Wonyoung, and Alan will be at Anime NYC on the 19th to the 21st.

Nicole will be tabling at Artist Alley at E25, so drop by and say hello! They'll be selling the UTCO pin along with a few other podcast unrelated merch.

If you really need some Customs Out of the Closet this month, stop by the Ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/drophazard for blooper reels, art, and scripts. Thank you for listening! We will be back in December!

Ep. 84 Informal Sleepover Oct 18, 2021

We'll disguise our informal discussion with an informal sleepover.

The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Knave - Nicole Tan

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 83 Some Body, Some Body Like You Oct 04, 2021

It's the Spirit Buddies!! Or the...Supernatural Buddies?? Today we're going to do something fancy, something cool, something amazing: we're bringing Ashton back with the power of HUMAN TRANSMUTATION!!!!

The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Danny - David Ng

Ashton - The Dream of Your Family Whom You Ran Away From

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 82 The Actual Summoning Sep 13, 2021

We're summoning this time. For real. We got everything. We're going to finish this today.

The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 81 On the Topic of Summons Aug 24, 2021

Summons and in which we learn a bit about our beloved demons.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Eva - Emily Lai

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 80 Three Cattles' Worth Aug 09, 2021

Three cattles' worth of...what again? Excuse me? Nasty.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 79 Side Story 8: What It's Like in Upper Management Jul 26, 2021

In which Bub talks for the sake of talking, for the sake of hearing his voice.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Guide - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 78 A "Human Thing" Jul 12, 2021

We're proceeding with the plan. The extremely hypothetical plan.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 77 Keep It in Your Head Jun 28, 2021

These discussions are purely hypothetical. We aren't going to do any of these. Definitely not.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 76 A Slow Day Jun 07, 2021

Sometimes you have a lot of time to just chat.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Lily and the Guide - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 75 SECTOR B49 FILING ROOMS OF THE UPPER MANAGEMENT May 24, 2021

STATE YOUR INTENTIONS. STATE YOUR INTENTIONS.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily and the Guide - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

We have a poll for the first enamel pin on our Ko-fi! Check it out here.

Special Ko-fi Announcement May 12, 2021

We've decided to move our extra bonus content to Ko-fi! All the scripts, character art, and blooper reels are available for free. Donations are not necessary, although it's a nice way to show your support to our team.

You can find our Ko-fi page by clicking Support Us! here, or on any of our show notes. Scripts will be released the Wednesday after the episode airs, and blooper reels will roll out on weeks an episode doesn't air until we are all caught up.

Thank you again, listeners! See you soon, and don't look in your closet!

Ep. 74 Trial and Error May 10, 2021

The best way to learn is to practice! Practice, practice, practice! On willing test subjects.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 73 Competitive Learning Apr 26, 2021

It's a lot easier to learn when there's someone else learning the same material as you. Or just brushing up on something they've learned already.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Noel - Nicole Tan

Grandpa - Nicole's cousin who is still going to turn thirteen later this year

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 72 Something Stupid, Something Special Apr 12, 2021

Quick! Everyone! Gang up on Grandpa!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Noel and Grandma - Nicole Tan

Grandpa - Nicole's cousin who will turn thirteen this year wow time flies

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 71 The House Lost Me Mar 29, 2021

Left side, right side, turn right, turn right. Hm.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Noel - Nicole Tan

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Asian American Resources and Donation Master Post

Send NYC's Chinatown Some Love

CAAAV: Organizing Asian Communities

KCSNY: The Korean Community Services of Metropolitan NY

Ep. 70 What's in the Closet Mar 15, 2021

Speak nicely to Grandma. Grandma got answers.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Grandma - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 69 Side Story 7: Conflict of Interest Feb 22, 2021

Snacks. Foodstuff. The yummy things. From the Human Realm.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 68 The Closet Feb 08, 2021

There is another closet, but it's not the same. Hey, listen. It's not the same.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 67 I am the House Jan 25, 2021

Memories echo and repeat and rewind and remember.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

The House - Nicole Tan

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 66 She Saw Dead People Jan 11, 2021

Let's have a swing around Noel and Eva's old neighborhood. Seems like a cheerful place.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 65 Quality Check Dec 21, 2020

Hey. They're here. The goods. Y'know. The good goods.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 64 Black Coffee and Affogato Dec 07, 2020

We've been to this cafe before...and I think we've met this waitress, too. Paninis? Crepes? Yummy. I think they also serve pie.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Waitress - Sindy Liu

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 63 Knock Once for Opportunity Nov 16, 2020

Bub has a new idea and Noel has a better one.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Eva - Emily Lai

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 62 Talk It Out with Grandma Nov 02, 2020

Eva. Evaaaaaaaa. Refill Grandma's account please.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Grandma - Nicole Tan

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 61 Part of a Complete Breakfast Oct 12, 2020

The house was big, the ceiling had shadows, the doors were locked, and breakfast was cicadas and milk.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 60 The Three E-Y-Es Sep 28, 2020

Welcome back to a special episode of Danny and Ashton, Supernatural Buddies!! This episode, Danny got to get a front row seat at a panel by his favorite, most legit exorcist at the Sanguine Lake Retreat! Listen to the panel now!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Danny - David Ng

Special thanks to Nicole's sister who was pestered into being a random audience member.

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 59 Side Story 6: Back in the Cat Days Sep 14, 2020

Let's go back in time a bit. Back when things were calmer and there wasn't really anything to do, or anything urgent happening.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Knave - Nicole Tan

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 58 It's Not Stupid If It Works Aug 31, 2020

How did no one thought of this? It's going to work! And what did you say about Eva's grandfather?!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Eva - Emily Lai

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 57 Responsibility, or Lack Thereof Aug 10, 2020

Is it just me, or does it sound like Knave really, really, want to have friends?

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 56 The Lake is Behind You Jul 27, 2020

Noel has visitors at the Office. Office? Wait-- her room. At the retreat. That's what she meant. Not the Office. Ow. There is so much blood.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel and Knave - Nicole Tan

Eva and Soap - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bubbles - Adam Vadjak

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 55 Destined for Greatness Jul 13, 2020

We are obviously destined for something better. Our bonds and our supernatural powers brought us together. Because together we are-- Hey! Where are you going? Don't just leave in the middle of the conversation like that!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel and Knave - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Danny - David Ng

Ashton - The Dreams You Still Have and Cannot Forget

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 54 Welcome to the Sanguine Lake Retreat Jun 15, 2020

Welcooooomme to the Saaaaanguiiiine Laaaaake Retreeeeeeeeeat. Enjoooooy youuur tiiime heeeeereeeeeee.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Danny - David Ng

Special thanks to Bonn. Brandon Bonn.

Check out https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ to find out how you can support racial justice and equality, including places you can donate to and other resources.

Also, https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ helps support LGBTQ youths, so take a look and find out ways to donate and get involved.

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 53 Empty House, Red Lake Jun 01, 2020

It's a retreat next to a lake in the middle of a forest somewhere upstate and it's empty.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Faust - Juno Rivers

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 52 A Problem for Future Me May 18, 2020

Noel is on her way to the job interview but...there are problems. But it's a problem she can't deal with now so...it's not a problem. Right? Not a problem for now, at least.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Bonus Episode: Round Table Discussion ft. Nicole, Emily, and Wonyoung May 11, 2020

It has been 50 episodes, and we're celebrating with an out-of-character discussion between Nicole, Emily, and Wonyoung. We give our thanks to all our listeners and supporters!

Regular episodes will be continuing next week, May 18th.

Nicole is also a writer, and you can find their written works over here.

Emily also writes, and you can find her written works here.

Wonyoung will be getting back into writing. Soon. More on that later.

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 51 All Things Considered Apr 27, 2020

Eva is about to lose her mind. Her school--and social--life is falling apart. Lily is not helping. Not really.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

To celebrate 50 episodes, Nicole and a few of CoTC's voice actors are planning a special bonus episode where they discuss some things about the podcast! If you have any questions, leave a message on the Facebook page or DM us on Twitter!

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 50 Noel Huang, Cover Letter and Resume Apr 06, 2020

Dear Hiring Manager,

Attached is my resume and cover letter. Thank you for your time and consideration.

- Noel Huang

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

To celebrate 50 episodes, Nicole and a few of CoTC's voice actors are planning a special bonus episode where they discuss some things about the podcast! If you have any questions, leave a message on the Facebook page or DM us on Twitter!

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 49 Side Story 5: Binging Break Mar 16, 2020

Don't bother the Great Seductress when she's on her break. It's about time she had one.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Eva - Emily Lai

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 48 Together We Are Mar 02, 2020

Danny! Danny boy! Do you hear me?!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Danny - David Ng

Ashton was brought to you by the inevitable mortality that you face alone every night as you lay your head down and prepare for sleep.

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 47 For Old Times' Sake Feb 17, 2020

It has been such a long time, Noel! We should talk! Chat! For old times' sake!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Eva - Emily Lai

Special thanks to Adam Vadjak

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 46 We Are on a Mission Feb 03, 2020

We're on a rescue mission. That's all. We go in, we go out. With the target. Danny, shut up.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Danny - David Ng

Eva - Emily Lai

Eva's Grandma and Knave - Nicole Tan

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 45 A Favor for a Demon Jan 22, 2020

Where is Knave?! No one is as efficient as them! How is Lily supposed to get anything done?!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Eva - Emily Lai

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 44 Strange Transactions Jan 06, 2020

If you want more information, you have no choice but to go out and investigate it yourself! (Permission from Ma'am pending)

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Danny - David Ng

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Behind the Scenes: Blooper Reel Ep 1-4 Dec 30, 2019

Hello listeners! This is a blooper reel that was previously published on Patreon a while back. It features:

Emily Alvarado (Ep 2, Gertrude)

David Ng (Ep 1 and 4, Grandma and Danny)

Nicole Tan (Noel, Wendigo)

and your local handsome cryptid (Ep 2 and 3, Dore'een)

We will be back with our regular episodes on January 6th.

Have a wonderful holiday season and a great new year!

Ep. 43 Situation 7A Something Dec 16, 2019

A Very Important investigation was done and the incident shall be named 7A...or something.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 42 Danny of the Dead Nov 25, 2019

This is Episode Two of Danny Boy! Supernatural, Paranormal Investigator! This episode, I talk about the weird, whacky things I got myself into in my new apartment. Eva, PLEASE contact me ASAP.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Danny - David Ng

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 41 We Can Save the Day if We Collaborate Nov 11, 2019

Team up! Team up! We can solve anything if we work together!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Reverend Matthew - Kevin Milbouer

Grandma - Nicole Tan

Special thanks to Bonn. Brandon Bonn.

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 40 That's How Jurisdiction Works Oct 28, 2019

Lines are drawn concerning who takes care of what. These are basic rules, if you had actually read the Underworld Travel Customs Rules and Regulations Guidebook.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 39 Side Story 4: Accomplices Oct 14, 2019

It groans. It's slow. It hops. It's loose. Watch out, it's a-!!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Knave - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

Special thanks to Lisa Cheung

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 38.5 Case File 11232017-1143 Sep 16, 2019

Case file 11232017-1143 has been requested. Request confirmed.

Case file 11232017-1143 is accompanied by Found Audio 11232017-1143-A. Archived by the Covert Operations Regarding Non-Human Beings. Found Audio 11232017-1143-A will now play. Listener’s discretion is advised.

Have A Nice Day.

Ep. 38 I'm an Appetizer Sep 02, 2019

Promises are weak. Just words. Not even signed with blood on paper. Can't guarantee you won't be eaten.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel and the "New" Assistant - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Dore'een - [REDACTED]

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 37 This is Not a Cat Aug 19, 2019

Before adopting a pet--especially a stray--you should make sure whether or not it already has an owner. Or if it's actually, y'know, a pet.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

Special thanks to Emily's cats, Copernicus and Galileo. They meow, they purr, they yodel. If you got any kool kitkats, dogs, or other amazing pets, send over on Twitter @_Drophazard. Nicole loves all pets.

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 36 Let's Just Talk Aug 05, 2019

The key to a good friendship is honesty and straightforwardness. Avoid miscommunications at all costs.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Bel - Latto Li

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 35 Never Look Back (We All Make Mistakes) Jul 15, 2019

Don't look back. Never look back. Keep moving forward. Someone has to be the voice of reason and Noel nor Eva is it.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 34 Our Campus is Definitely Haunted Jul 01, 2019

This is the first episode of Danny: Cryptid Hunter Supernatural Savant.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Danny - David Ng

Special thanks to Alan Jiang

Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 33 Eva, the Protagonist Jun 17, 2019

Summer is here. Eva has to be the hero- er, protagonist. She definitely knows what to do.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

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Ep. 32 That Protagonist Halo Jun 03, 2019

Eva always knew. She was born knowing. She got that Protagonist Halo.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Bub - Alan Jiang

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Ep. 31 Spring Comes Knocking May 20, 2019

If March comes in like a lion, it'll go out like lamb. If Spring comes knocking, keep your windows shut.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

That Man Trying to Break into Your Home By Viciously Knocking - Jonathan Ward

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

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Ep. 30 Taste Test May 06, 2019

Noel's food propaganda- er, food brochures are really reaching far. So far, in fact, that it made it to the hands of one demon-on-the-run and his reluctant aide.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Bel - Latto Li

The Memory Lagged Aide - Priyanka Das

Philies - Kevin Milbouer

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Special thanks to Nicole's little cousins. They turn ten and eleven this year.

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Ep. 29 Side Story 3: Relive the Trauma (with Philies) Apr 15, 2019

Talking about your trauma can be very therapeutic, as is talking with your dogs. Bark.

There is an extra Monday this month so we will be returning on May 6th. Stay tuned!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Philies - Kevin Milbouer

Special thanks to the very real dogs Shea (and mostly) Bailey.

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Ep. 28 Situation 3A.5 Diagnostics Apr 01, 2019

Always take plenty of notes and make a paper trail just in case the evidence gets corrupted.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

The Recorder - Teddy Quedado

Knave - Nicole Tan

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Ep. 27 It's an Earful Mar 18, 2019

Eva's sending finally made it to Noel's apartment and it has a lot to say. Like, a lot.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Sending - Emily Lai

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

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Ep. 26 Judgement Mar 04, 2019

It's time. Judgement has come. Dore'een sneezes. Dor'ris gets snappy. Noel spends some time on the floor.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Dore'een - Friendssssss

Dor'ris - En

Mor - Douzo

Protector of Dreams and Eliminator of 'Mares - Kevin Milbouer

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Ep. 25 Imminent Obstruction Feb 18, 2019

The procedures must be followed. They're formulaic.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Dore'een - Come And Holler With Texas Peat

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Ep. 24 Lying Lessons Feb 04, 2019

Let's try this again from the beginning. But things have changed and maybe for the better. Maybe.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

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Ep. 23 Praise Unto the Great Demons Jan 21, 2019

Good opportunities come from the strangest situations.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Lemon - Brian Seo

Cherry - Kevin Milbouer

George - Adam Vadjak

Special thanks to Isabella Siu.

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Ep. 22 Recap Jan 07, 2019

It's finally time to air out the events of yesteryear. A lot has happened and it seems like they'll keep happening.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Lemon - Brian Seo

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Ep. 21 A Snapshot With Eva Dec 17, 2018

Never a dull moment for Eva. She's so popular. And well-liked. It's like everyone on campus knows her.

We'll be back on January 7th! Have great holiday season!

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Eva's Grandma - Nicole Tan

Danny - David Ng

Student 1 - Wonyoung Seo

Student 2 - Stephanie Stettner

Student 3 - Adrianne Cavaioli

Random 1 and 2 - Adam Vajdak and Will

The Very Annoying Ghost - one(1) will-be-10-next-week-Cousin

The Bicyclist You All Forgot About - Nicole's Real Sister

Very special thanks to Emily's cat Copernicus who kept meowing in the middle of recording.

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Ep. 20 Probation Dec 03, 2018

At this point, Lily's resume must look impressive.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

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Ep. 19 Side Story 2: Corruption at Every Level Nov 19, 2018

There is just so much red tape to go through.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Mor - Douzo

Special thanks to Fabian Jesram

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Ep. 18 Urban Ghost Expert Nov 05, 2018

He can explain any strange, creepy, paranormal or supernatural phenomenon that happens in your home, school, or office! Just for a small fee of $20.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

The Urban Ghost Expert Danny - David Ng

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Ep. 17 Girls' Night Oct 22, 2018

It's very easy to get bugs in your computer.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Eva - Emily Lai

The Bug In the Computer - a particular, almost-10-year-old cousin

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Ep. 16 This is My Story Oct 08, 2018

In ten minutes or less, tell a story based on a real photo. Photo and audio must be uploaded to Blackboard before 12AM this Sunday.

File Successfully Uploaded.

Grade: Pending.

Professor Comments: Pending.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Bel - Latto Li

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Professor - That Rat

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Ep. 15 Human Incident Sep 21, 2018

The answer was never hidden. You just had to ask the right questions.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Philies - Kevin Milbouer

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Lucile Martinez - Rebeca Paredes

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Ep. 14 Interrogation Introductions Sep 03, 2018

You should always drink plenty of water and eat lots of snacks on hot, summer days.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Philies - Kevin Milbouer

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Ep. 13 Summer Nights Aug 20, 2018

You should be wary of summer nights and what creatures they bring. They're for the monsters and for the dead.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Music Credits “The Gall” by Podington Bear

Ep. 12 Bring a Friend to Work Aug 06, 2018

No evening is complete without unexpected visitors.

Reupload due to human error.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel and the Deeply Saddened Spirit- Nicole Tan

Eva - Emily Lai

Lemon - Brian Seo

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Ep. 11 Let's Meet Eva Jul 16, 2018

Noel just has to see Eva. So what's Bub doing?

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Eva - Emily Lai

Waitress - Sindy Liu

Special thanks to Jennifer Zhao

If you haven't realized it yet, Eva has been in every episode! She leaves a message for Noel after the credits (:

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We have a Facebook page now! Give the page a like or share it here.

Ep. 10 Whatcha Reckon? Jul 02, 2018

Summer has arrived and the air feels thicker with something more than just humidity.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

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Ep. 9 Side Story 1: Beyond that Door Jun 18, 2018

Noel has a break, so let's take a look behind the door in Bub's office.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Philies - Kevin Milbouer

Lily - Wonyoung Seo

Special thanks to Teddy Quedado

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Ep. 8 Inspection Jun 07, 2018

There are a lot of visitors today...

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Gertrude - Emily Alvarado

Agent John - Corwin Gladson

Agent Jane - Rebeca Paredes

Dore'een - the Hairy and Wild Michigan Wolfman

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Ep. 7 It's a Nice Day Apr 30, 2018

It's a great day to be outside. Walk around, feel the sun on your skin, meet some new people, sign a few contracts--wait a minute.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Bel - Latto Li

Special thanks to Adam Vajdak, disgruntled Deli Owner and forlorn Spirit.

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Ep. 6 How've You Been, Teddy? Apr 16, 2018

The softest, squishiest, cuddliest stuffed bear.

This is Teddy. Teddy is from Brooklyn.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

The Best Confidante in the Business of Confidantes - Kevin Milbouer

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Ep. 5 It Returns Mar 26, 2018

It's back! But Bub is here this time, so it'll definitely be alright. Yeah! Definitely!

This concludes the first arc of Customs Out of the Closet. We'll be back on April 16th.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel and The Very Hungry Creature - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

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Ep. 4 Ghost Hunting Mar 12, 2018

Maybe Eva is overreacting and professionals aren't necessary. It was just...a raccoon, right?

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel - Nicole Tan

Bub - Alan Jiang

Danny - David Ng

Ashton - The Armless But Handsome Fresno Nightcrawler

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Ep. 3 Always Hungry Feb 26, 2018

Middle of the night visitors are the worst, right? Especially when they're hungry.

Credits

Writer - Nicole Tan

Noel and the Very Hungry Creature - Nicole Tan

Dore'een - the Cryptid Harbinger of Doom and Destruction, Mothman

Special thanks to Teddy Quedado.

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Ep. 2 Contraband Feb 12, 2018

It seems like Noel is getting used to her new job. But is it really a job if you're not getting paid?

Credits

Writer – Nicole Tan Noel – Nicole Tan Bub – Alan Jiang Dore’een – Your Friendly Neighborhood Cryptid Bigfoot Gertrude – Emily Alvarado Xiao Ying – David Chen

Bigfoot’s credit passage was lifted from Cryptozoology A To Z: The Encyclopedia of Loch Monsters, Sasquatch, Chupacabras, and Other Authentic Mysteries of Nature by Lauren Coleman and Jerome Clark.

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Ep. 1 What the Hell? Jan 27, 2018

The studio apartment is looking great but...is that closet supposed to be there?

Credits

Writer – Nicole Tan Noel – Nicole Tan Bub – Alan Jiang Grandma – David Ng Deklect – David Ng, Latto Li, and Nicole Tan

Special thanks to Kevin Milbouer and Teddy Quedado

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