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Will And Arden Debate Disney World Jul 30, 2020

Will and Arden talk dinosaurs, Nintendo and debate the wonders of a mid-pandemic Disney World visit.

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The Real Life Indiana Jones, The Future of Contactless Payment, and The Genesis of The MeToo Movement Jul 09, 2020

It's finally here people!! A new episode of COMC highlighting some very cool folks from the BIPOC community that YOU should know immediately! I'm talking art vigilantes, genius innovators, and starters of revolutions!!

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The Mysterious Case Of Fenn’s Treasure Jun 16, 2020

'This week we give an update on the mysterious and ever evolving tale of Fenn’s Treasure.

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Will Finally Plans His Treasure Hunt May 29, 2020

On this week's episode of COMC, we discuss the parallel universe versions of ourselves that probably exist (spoiler alert they are NOT good people), we discuss why the hell there are sooo many bots on Twitter right now, and Will deep dives on the internet to find the best metal detector an amateur treasure hunter could hope for!

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The War With Our Neighbor Rages On May 19, 2020

In this episode, Arden and Will eat the rich, trap their neighbors like in an acme cartoon, and learn what qualifies as “adventurous” in America!

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Park the Komodo May 08, 2020

This week we decided to park the komodo and let you guys in on some interesting tid bits, like why everyone is freaking out about MURDER HORNETS and a five year old that decided to take a joy ride on the highway... We also give you some haircutting advice from two people who know next to nothing about cutting hair!

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Tony Hawk Brokers Intergalactic Peace May 02, 2020

Today on COMC, we admit to planning an all out assault of our social distance flouting neighbors by nerf gun, there's a penguin and orangutang play date at the San Diego Zoo, and we talk about how Tony Hawk and James Charles will band together to broker intergalactic peace.

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The Rise of the Dirt Bikers Apr 24, 2020

This week Arden and Will discuss a tiger thought to be extinct since the 1930’s, a virtual tour you can take from home through the eyes of someone actually hiking FOR YOU in the Faroe Islands, and the rise of the dirt bikers!

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Murder In The Happiest Place On Earth? Apr 16, 2020

Will & Arden chat crazy technology, a murder in the happiest place on earth and an update to one of the worlds most coveted treasures! This week and more on Crash On My Couch.

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This Art Keeps Van Gogh-ing Missing! Apr 10, 2020

Will and Arden discuss an intrepid art detective on the case of a missing Van Gogh, why we haven't spotted aliens on earth just yet, and Albert Einsteins most famous but forgotten quote, "Gods greatest gift to mankind is the modern toilet."

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The Nintendo Conspiracy Apr 01, 2020

Jared Leto did WHAT?! The Nintendo Conspiracy and the Coronavirus moron. This week and more on Crash On My Couch!

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What's Your Cat REALLY Up To? Mar 25, 2020

Will and Arden talk fitness. Virtual fitness! Did you know that staring at a treadmill screen has benefits? Nor did we! Also where h*ll does your cat go when it goes wandering about outside? Let's find out!

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What to Do Indoors Mar 18, 2020

Times are crazy! You all know what we're talking about. Today Will and Arden share some fun ideas to enjoy being indoors!

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Coronavirus Bats!?! Mar 11, 2020

Will and Arden talk animals from Coronavirus origins to cute fuzzy animal contests and more! Tune in for some fun!

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This Lady's Literally Got a Brewery In Her Belly! Mar 03, 2020

Who knew a human being could produce their own alcohol? You'll have to listen to believe it!

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Will found a f**k ton of stuff in Egypt Feb 25, 2020

Arden and Will discover many things in this episode. How much a Komodo dragon weighs, what Wills favorite Simpsons movie is, and a f**k ton of stuff in Egypt.

Find out the fun details in the episode! You're in for a treat!

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YUP, WE'RE BACK! Feb 18, 2020

After short lived stints as boat captains and cabaret ensemble members, Will and Arden have come to the conclusion that podcasting really IS their true calling. They're back baby, and better than ever.

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COMC 51 - The Great Tangent & NXIVM Cult News Apr 25, 2018

Cult updates, a weekly genius and tangents galore! Arden and Will applaud the 12 year-old who managed to steal his parents' credit card and take his own adventure to Bali. Arden also shares a little "What's in My Bag - Runaway Rucksack Edition." Then they introduce you to Alipay, the Chinese rating system that put you in the digital underclass, make you dump your friends, and potentially ruin or upgrade your life. Lastly, they update you on charges against Smallville actress Allison Mack for her involvement with the so-called "female mentorship group", aka the NXIVM cult.

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COMC 50 - Smallville Sex Cult & Stinky Meats Apr 10, 2018

You sent us some smelly and sketchy articles this week! Arden and Will first discuss the idiot who accidentally summoned seagulls into his hotel room with a suitcase of pepperoni (and the story only gets worse...) Then, they marvel at Japan's "mourn-and-go" drive-through funeral service. You know, for when you need to make a quick pit stop and pay respects to your dearly deceased. Finally, they share the news about Nxivm, the creepy cult that is marketed as a badass feminist bootcamp - but is far, far, FAR from it...
Keep those articles coming! Tweet us @comcpodcast

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COMC 49 - You're Dead! Mar 29, 2018

How do you prove you're alive? Is the Malaysia Flight 370 still out there? Arden and Will give you the scoop on a man who found out that he's dead. Then they try to decipher if aliens sent a mysterious coded message that could lead to the missing Malaysia Flight 370. Finally, they get real intimate with human anatomy and introduce you to the interstitium, a new organ that might lead to a solution for cancer.
Keep those articles a-comin'! Tweet them to @comcpodcast if you want that super cool toaster!

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COMC 48 - Sky Treasure & Queen Bees Mar 23, 2018

Can the sky bring us gold? Would you rely on self-driving cars? Arden and Will feature more ideas from our wonderful Toaster Trial competitors, including the dangers of self-autonomous cars, the time it rained gold, and a friendship between a queen bumblebee and her rescuer that are totes #goals.
Tweet the sweet articles you find to @comcpodcast and you could win a free toaster!

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COMC 47 - Truth about Time Travel & Fenn Deaths Pt. II Mar 13, 2018

Government time travel experiments, Russian dopers, and the fatal Fenn Treasure - Arden and Will enter some dark territory this week...First they share the idiot Olympic "I don't do doping" Russian athlete who, of course, got caught doping. Then they discuss another death in the search for Fenn's Treasure, and whether Mr. Forrest Fenn is just trolling us all. Lastly, they unravel the conspiracy behind the US government's secret Montauk Project, where people were sent into time travel and unable to remember it ever again - until now.
Score a free toaster! Tweet @comcpodcast with the cool & crazy articles you find. We wanna know!

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COMC 46 - KFC Crisis & The Best Fake Restaurant Mar 06, 2018

Trying to beat the system? Take some tips from this week's hilarious heroes. First, Arden and Will reveal how a very average skier became an Olympic athlete. Then they cover the KFC shortage in the UK, and how we could someday have a black market of chicken. Finally, they share how a crafty reporter manipulated the world of TripAdvisor and made his dumpy shed the #1 hot restaurant in all of London.
Get those gold stars and win a toaster! Tweet us your juicy articles @comcpodcast or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com

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COMC 45 - Plane Fart Fights & Black Panther! Feb 27, 2018

Flying flatulence, Black Panther controversies, and poacher tartare - Arden and Will have a lot on this week's menu! First they share the story of the putrid farts that forced an emergency plane landing. Then they review the annoying fake news around the blockbuster hit movie, Black Panther - but also celebrate the achievements from the Black Panther Challenge. Finally, they indulge in a lovely tale about a suspected poacher, whose encounter with some lions will make you say, "Well...that's karma."
Tweet @comcpodcast with the funky and funny stories we should discuss on the podcast! And you can possibly win a toaster!

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COMC 44 - Hamsters Down the Toilet & A Lost Mayan Civilization Feb 20, 2018

Arden and Will get wet, wild, and a little weepy over this week's news. First, they return to emotional support pets vs. airline staff, in which a poor hamster gets flushed down an airport toilet. Then they reveal the amazing laser data discovery of ancient Mayan ruins. But then it's more sad news for Nigel, the loneliest bird who died next to his beloved bird statue.
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COMC 43 - Coregasms & Peacocks (Not) On A Plane Feb 14, 2018

Orgasms at the gym, peacocks vs. United Airlines, and what lies beneath a Delaware-sized iceberg - fun facts and stories galore! Arden and Will first discuss the emotional support peacock that was not welcomed at the airport. They also warn you about the possible discoveries under Antarctica's giant iceberg, like mermen and frozen dinosaurs and a very hungry Cthulhu. Finally, they explain how exercise can lead some ladies to a very climactic point.
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COMC 42 - Crash On My Couch Highlight Reel Feb 09, 2018

Arden and Will revisit some of their favorite moments from the podcast! Enjoy the walk down memory lane, with pitstops at B.o.B's ridiculous flat earth theory, the debut of Let's Go On A Treasure Hunt!, and their advice for handling long distance relationships.
We'll be back next week with fresh new episodes! Send your segment ideas on Twitter @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire

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COMC 41 - Grandpa's Edibles & The Anti-Masturbation Cereal Jan 30, 2018

Fifth graders on edibles, mind control, and the cereal cure for "self pollution" - this week's stories are off their nuts! Arden and Will first talk about a 9 year-old weekly ignorant who accidentally got her classmates high on Grandpa's marijuana gummies. Then they marvel at how multiple doctors almost mistakenly performed an autopsy on an actually alive man. Finally, they dive into John Harvey Kellogg (yes, the man who brought you Corn Flakes) and his serious, serious issues with all things sex.
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COMC 40 - First Date Conversation Starters, Oscar Noms & Searching for Claudia Jan 23, 2018

Arden and Will have a long, long chat about an epic Tinder search, first date etiquette, and the Academy Award season! First, they explain why this week's weekly genius emailed every Claudia at the University of Missouri. Then they introduce you to a study that wants you to talk about abortions and STDs on your first date. Lastly, they debate which movies, filmmakers, and actors deserved the Oscar nomination, which ones didn't make the cut, and which ones could've been ditched.

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COMC 39 - The $40 Million Diamond & CIA Catch-a-Mole Jan 18, 2018

Wonderful weed updates, diamond discoveries, and spy shit - no fake news this week! First, Arden and Will share a sweet spin on last week's wacky tabacky story. Then they plan their wild future with their stolen engagement diamond. Finally, they expose the CIA's sloppy hunt for the Chinese spy who may have infiltrated their system.
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COMC 38 - Wacky Tobacky & Workout Buddies Jan 09, 2018

Arden and Will have some tips to make 2018 a great year! This includes why we should stop Jeff Sessions and his madness towards marijuana, why you shouldn't work out with your significant other, how to prioritize self-care, and how to use the January slump to get your creative juices flowing.

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COMC 37 - Logan Paul...Ay, Caramba! Jan 03, 2018

Happy New Year! Arden and Will kick off 2018 with a rant about weekly idiot Logan Paul (who, let's be honest - is always an idiot) and the reasons they avoid the YouTube world today. Then they dive into the scientific ways you can motivate yourself to be more productive this year. Finally, in Reel Talk they guess the three top box office hits of 2017 that all starred badass female leads.

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COMC 36 - Introvert Issues & the Cure for Death? Dec 20, 2017

Frozen corpses, lost homes, and a Q&A - it's a not so holly jolly present from Arden and Will! Learn about cryogenics, the crazy process of freezing your body to resurrect it in the future. Then enjoy some ho-ho-hah-hahs over the Canadian who found a missing house on his property. Finally, unwrap Arden and Will's advice about finding more energy as an introvert, and surviving the teenage years when you don't give a crap of coal about drinking or smoking weed.

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COMC 35 - Great Emu War & Sophia the Saudi Robot Dec 12, 2017

Battling birds, AI robot families, and movie mania for Lady Bird! Arden and Will chat about how Greta Gerwig's Lady Bird broke records on Rotten Tomatoes, why we should be afraid of Sophia the talking robot and her Sophia robot babies, and how emu overpopulation began a historical war.
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COMC 34 - Pokémon Ambassadors & Anti-Science Scientists Dec 05, 2017

Arden and Will reach for all kinds of heights in this week's weird news, including the latest in flat earther shenanigans, Pikachu and Hello Kitty's new roles as city-appointed representatives, and the science of singing the highest opera note ever.
Any wacky, ridiculous, or amazing news we should share on the show? Tweet us @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire with #crashonmycouch

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COMC 33 - The Sugar Conspiracy & Actors Who Turned Down Real Good Roles Nov 28, 2017

How did the sugar industry secretly start the low-fat diet? Hugh Jackman as James Bond? Arden and Will explore the sugar conspiracy, Coca-Cola's brilliant, yet manipulative marketing scheme to infiltrate our favorite holidays, treasure that is probably cursed, and the alternate world where other famous actors play some iconic movie roles.

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COMC 32 - Self Marriage & Thanksgiving (Not) Fun Facts Nov 21, 2017

What happens when love goes too far? Arden and Will tell you out about the self-loving lady who married herself and cheated on herself, and the fatal dangers of your dog's kisses. Then they explore the most unshocking Thanksgiving facts that could totally help you get a date.

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COMC 31 - Virtual Reality Weddings & KFC Bath Bombs Nov 14, 2017

Description: Just when we thought the world (mostly Japan) couldn't get any weirder...Learn how you can get KFC Japan's exclusive fried chicken bath scent, and why Colonel Sanders loves Japan in Christmas. If that's not bizarre enough, also find out how a Japanese man was able to marry an anime character in a VR wedding. Then dive into the ancient, yet very familiar war between intellectuals and religion that ruined the historical Library of Alexandria. Typical.
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COMC 30 - Stranger Things Theory & the Great British Blunder Nov 08, 2017

Arden and Will explore the trending TV topics! First, they explain why a beloved Great British Bake Off judge spoiled the entire season. Then they dive into the hot debate - are Steve and Jean Ralphio really related? Finally, they teach you about Japan's robot Buddhist monk that can bless your dead body.
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COMC 29 - Halloween Spooktacular! Oct 31, 2017

Cursed movies, Halloween trivia, and creepy cults - it's a time for fright! Arden and Will explore the spooky real life phenomena behind the classic horror films, "Rosemary's Baby" and "Poltergeist." Then Arden tests her knowledge on the origins of Halloween, jack-o-lanterns, and the true meaning of trick-or-treat. Finally, they discuss the infamous Heaven's Gate cult, and what makes it much scarier than all the others...
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COMC 28 - Coworker Crush, Orgasms & the Mad Pooper Oct 24, 2017

It's a Q&A with Arden and Will! But first, learn about the infamous "Mad Pooper" jogger and the science of divorce rates. Then they tackle your questions on how to be British, how porn affects your sex compatibility, and whether or not you should date your coworker.
Send your questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!

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COMC 27 - Szechuan Sauce Suckers & Mystery Shoppers Oct 18, 2017

Arden and Will rant about the insanity of Rick and Morty fans, especially when it comes to McDonald's Szechuan sauce. (Please don't trade your car or your kidney. It'll be back this winter.) They also explain why your dog should sleep in your bedroom, and drift into a fantasy about their future pets. Finally, learn about the super cool job that will pay you to go shopping.
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COMC 26 - Kardashian Konspiracy Oct 11, 2017

Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day world. Best of all, they dig into the conspiracy (or "Konspiracy") that the triple Kardashian pregnancy is part of Kris Jenner's master plan. Be very scared.

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COMC 25 - The Most Painful Insect Sting & Thrift Store Treasures Oct 07, 2017

This week, Arden and Will tell you which creatures rank highest on the most painful stings, and what you should do if you get attacked (hint: scream). They also share stories of strange objects stuck in strange parts of the body, like the corn ball shoved in Will's nose. Lastly, they reveal accidental treasures that were found in very ordinary places, such as the Declaration of Independence, gold coins, and "Who the fuck is Jackson Pollock?"
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COMC 24 - Drunk Personalities & Dogs On Your Dead Body Sep 29, 2017

Arden and Will introduce you to the failed Starbucks robber who is suing a Good Samaritan for stopping his crime. Also find out if you're scientifically an Ernest Hemingway, a Mary Poppins, a Nutty Professor, or a Mr. Hyde when you're drunk. Then discover why your dog is the most likely pet to eat your face once you're dead. So much for being a good boy...
Send us your adulting questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!
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COMC 23 - Say No to Pharma Bro & Badass Ninja Houses Sep 21, 2017

This week, Arden and Will share more fascinating discoveries from the Internet! First, they explain why Martin Shkreli (aka the Voldemort of the human race) should be kept in jail forever - and not the nice celebrity one. Then learn about the awesome ninja house that would be a parkour lover's delight, but our worst nightmare. Finally, find out why you can blame your allergies on the night when Mom and Dad conceived you.
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COMC 22 - Piccadilly Espionage & Killer Graveyard Shifts Sep 12, 2017

This week, Arden and Will try to save your life! First they explain why you shouldn't shoot bullets at a hurricane (we know that's on your to-do list). Then they unveil the actually true conspiracy about the CIA's "heart attack gun" and the secret spy weapon of the poisonous umbrella that took a man's life. Finally, learn why you should think twice before checking your phone at bedtime, and especially when you agree to that graveyard shift.
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COMC 21 - Sex Drives, Unmotivated Boyfriends & Poopy Tinder Dates Sep 07, 2017

This week, Arden and Will answer your adulting questions! How can you satisfy your own libido when your partner doesn't want sex? How often should you vacuum? How do you help your boyfriend if he's in a rut? They tackle these dilemmas and more! - but not without first discussing the amazing Tinder date that ended with a lady stuck in a window after trying to toss out her poo.
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COMC 20 - Eyeball Sunscreen & Karats on Carrots Aug 31, 2017

This week, Arden and Will rant about dumb people wearing sunscreen on their eyes to see the eclipse, followed by an intense debate on whether sunscreen for the eyeballs could really exist. They also reveal how likely you'll go to the gym if Amazon gift cards are involved, and share a touching story about how a vegetable helped rediscover a long lost engagement ring.
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COMC 19 - #SaveAvril Aug 24, 2017

This week, Arden and Will dive deep into more wild science experiments and celeb conspiracies! First, they explore the ethics of pig-human embryos and determine which animal hybrid would be the most awesome of them all. Then they expose the coded meaning behind Avril Lavigne song lyrics. (Or is it really Avril...) Finally, they make plans for their next treasure hunt to find the Golden Owl, aka France's Fenn Treasure.
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COMC 18 - Spongebob Theory, Creepy Smiles & the Vegetarian Plague Aug 15, 2017

This week, Arden and Will are getting a little dark...First, they debate which Spongebob Squarepants characters fit the seven deadly sins (and Arden expresses her general obsession for the cartoon). Then they explain the science behind smiling so you don't creep out someone, unlike Christopher Walken or Tom Cruise. Finally, they reveal the Lone Star tick that could make us all vegetarians.
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COMC 17 - Comic Con Ban & Outback's Bloomin' Onion Cult Aug 02, 2017

This week, Arden and Will get you caught up on some ridiculous news! First, they share the feud between United Airlines and TSA that all began with some Comic Con comic books. They also alert you about the satanic symbols in the Outback Steakhouse locations, and the Bloomin' Onion cult that everyone should join. Then they jump back into spidey shenanigans, in which an eight-legged monster traps an Australian couple inside their own home. (Don't think about all the spiders crawling in your house right now...)
Seriously, how do we get rid of spiders? Tweet us your tips @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire! Or send any questions & comments to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com

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COMC 16 - Platonic Playdates, Breaking Addictions & The R Kelly Cult? Jul 26, 2017

This week, Arden and Will get a bit loopy! First they get creeped out by R. Kelly's very questionable cult, and debate which fate is worse - wasp stings or spider bites. They also answer your questions about how to be less jealous of your boyfriend's female friend, how a new routine can kick unhealthy addictions, and whether or not you should end a three-year relationship because of long distance.
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COMC 15 - The Mega Contact Lens, Forest Bathing & Useless Brain Games Jul 19, 2017

This week, Arden and Will talk about all things repulsive, relaxing, and revolutionary! First, get grossed out by the lady who accidentally wore 27 contact lens (everybody, please go to your eye exams). Then learn the Japanese therapy that requires no effort at all! Finally, they explain whether you're better off playing hours of brain games or Mario Kart.

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COMC 14 - Oak Island Treasure, Dog Mayor & Accidental Burials Jul 12, 2017

This week, Arden and Will are back with more wacky and wild news! They first introduce you to Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, where animals get elected for city council. They also try to crack the code on the lost city of Atlantis, and reveal a money pit that may be hiding some of the world's most historical treasures. Then they teach you why it's important to always double check who's really in the casket before the funeral.
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COMC 13 - 'Murica Day, Firework Injuries & The Phallus Festival Jul 05, 2017

This week, Arden and Will dig into all types of festivities! In honor of Fourth of July, they explain the science behind fireworks and the group of (dumb) people who will most likely be in the hospital on July 4th. They also introduce you to strange international holidays that celebrate Guy Fawkes' gruesome torture, star-crossed lovers, and the ever so wonderful steel phallus.
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COMC 12 - Mind Control, Thirsty Drugs & Treasure Trolls Jun 27, 2017

This week, Arden and Will bring you more outrageous (and actually factual) news! They share an update on the latest death in Fenn's treasure hunt, and consider hiring a security guard for the next Holy Grail. You'll also learn about MK Ultra, the CIA conspiracy that turned out to be true, and the (maybe) idiot who bought a Disneyland map that you probably can't afford.
Send your comments and questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!
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COMC 11 - Friend Breakups, Revenge Fantasies & the Hunt for Sex Partners Jun 21, 2017

This week, Arden and Will help you with all your relationship troubles! First, they share their tips on how to find a sex partner so you won't die a virgin. They also answer your questions about where to find new friends who won't abandon you, why you should stop caring about being a loner, and whether or not everything really does happen for a reason...
Send more of your questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH!
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COMC 10 - Disneyland's Haunted Haunted Mansion & Child Janitors Jun 14, 2017

This week, Arden and Will explore everything from the creepy to the cute! They share which Disneyland rides are (maybe) haunted by real ghosts, and which amusement park would be an ideal place to spread your ashes. They also explain why schools should be like Japan and assign students as trash monitors, and the evolutionary reason why we can't help but "awwww" over all things cute.
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COMC 9 - Sexiest Dance Moves & Juggling Criminals Jun 07, 2017

This week, Arden and Will share more craaazy news! First they reveal why clowns can't get away with robbery, and when Will almost thought he was a psychopath. They also introduce you to Coca Cola Japan's invention to help you sleep, and a scientific study that discovers the most sexually attractive dance moves.
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COMC 8 - Denver Airport Conspiracy & Fake Deaths May 31, 2017

This week, Arden and Will are talking about matters of life and death! First they explain how female dragonflies ghost the males by playing dead. Then find out how sighing can keep you alive, and what Will's voiceover career sounds like. They also spill the scandalous activities that happen at Jesus camp, and why you should look out for the Illuminati and the Nazis at the Denver International Airport.
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COMC 7 - Losing Your Virginity, Tips for Trich & Love or Lust? May 24, 2017

This week Arden and Will present you with another full Q&A! They answer your questions about girls asking out guys, favorite song selections, and dream vacation destinations. They also help you figure out how to talk to your SO about the future, what you should know when you first have sex, and why relationships don't always have to end after the honeymoon phase.
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COMC 6 - Long Distance Relationships, Toxic "Friends" & BFFs vs. BFs May 17, 2017

This week, Arden and Will answer all your "help me!" questions. It's one big Q & A about how to keep a long distance relationship alive, and how you can study smarter - so you can study less. They also share how to dump your toxic friends even though you're scared of being alone, and how to balance friendships with your new romance.
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COMC 5 - Furry Conventions, Cat Islands & Cockerels vs. Roosters May 10, 2017

This week, Arden and Will get into all things furry! First they explain why a dog lover took her canine to a furry convention, which somehow leads to an argument about cockerels and roosters. They also introduce you to the unusual, yet intense work of worm farmers and snake milkers. Then they invent the next blockbuster film in which felines can get arrested for public nudity on their own cat island.
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COMC 4 - Fenn’s $2 Million Treasure, Nose Jobs & Never Been Kissed May 02, 2017

This week, Arden and Will reveal a treasure hunt to $2 million that people have died trying to find, and the breatharian cult that could’ve killed Michelle Pfeiffer. They also introduce you to the eight-day adventure of a cat - all within the confines of a cardboard box! Then they answer your questions about getting a nose job, having no experience in the sex department, and choosing college vs. a non-traditional path.
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COMC 3 - The Sex Talk with Parents & Cartoon Conspiracy Theories Apr 25, 2017

This week, Arden and Will explain how you can make money as a professional snuggle buddy, and why the movie "My Neighbor Totoro" isn't as happy as you think. They also reveal an experiment that might've stolen babies to test their taste buds, and whether or not you're born a picky eater. Then they tackle your questions like how to talk to parents about sex, how to overcome phone addiction, and what to do if you're jealous of your ex's new girlfriend.
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COMC 2 - Used Panties, Penis Transplants & the Hollow Earth Theory Apr 18, 2017

This week, Arden and Will teach you what ridiculous items you can buy from Japanese vending machines, and why Inspector Gadget should be excited for penis transplants. They also reveal where you can find Vikings and Nazis living in harmony, and why prairie dogs are the mafia of the animal kingdom. Then they help you with your questions about falling in love, dealing with anxiety and depression, and holding a 10-year grudge.
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COMC 1 - Nude Performance Art, the Pixar Theory & Bad Dates Apr 11, 2017

Welcome to Crash On My Couch! Arden and Will kick off the very first episode with Disney Pixar movie conspiracies and Marina Abramovic’s weird job that involves strangers stripping and epic breakups. They also answer your questions about bad date escape plans, American cheese vs. Parmesan cheese, and a very complicated love square.
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