Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

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393: ACoK Tyrion III (repost) Sep 28, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone knows about Jaime and Cersei thanks to Stannis and in a manner eerily reminiscent of a high school clique, Tyrion, Cersei, Littlefinger, and Varys decide how to spin the situation to advantage. GRRM is too busy writing fashion descriptions and that’s why we can’t have nice things. Is Cersei in search of a support group? Tyrion has a boner and we’re not allowed to forget it. Also, he’s not nearly as clever as we thought and way more messed up than we realized. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion III. Encore of Episode 195 - originally recorded in 2017. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 393

392: ACoK Arya IV Sep 21, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Alas poor Yoren, stuck between a rock and a hard place where the Watch is nobody's enemy but nobody's friend. Hot Pie! Arya literally coming through a ring of fire with her moral compass still intact. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 392

391: ACoK Jon II Sep 14, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In what is possibly the shortest ASoIaF chapter, the ranging party arrives at Whitetree home to the biggest sheep-eating Weirwood ever. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Jon II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 391

390: Fan Fiction III Sep 07, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're back with a Patreon special request for a third fanfiction episode. Our panel of current fic writers and readers weigh in on favorite tropes, characterizations, and give out a slew of recommendations for your reading pleasure. Warning, this episode has audio issues! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Fan Fiction III. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 390

389: ACoK Daenerys I Aug 31, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we question if Dany is suffering a psychotic break or doing a fine job setting up her own cult? Who wears fur in the desert? Did George ever pay attention in biology class? And lastly is Lynesse a trophy wife or smart cookie? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Daenerys I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 389

388: ACoK Theon I Aug 24, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could a multi-cliff island castle like Pyke actually exist? Saltwater is corrosive and we’re worried about the amount of potatoes that might go to waste during grocery runs. The cliffs would come in handy if you need to yeet a lover like Theon, though. Like the cliffs, Theon’s "my real family would love me more" belief system crumbles when he gets home. Damphair’s got no “eff” sounds in his name and he’s not a party boy anymore. We think the stolen clothes might be part of why everyone and every thing sucks here. Theon would be dead within a week of managing a McDonald’s. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Theon I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 388

387: ACoK Davos I Aug 17, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone asks “Who is Azor Ahai?” But no one asks “How is Azor Ahai?” Whoever it is, it’s not Stannis who needs way better PR. Sometimes your kids drive you to drink. And, finally, who is the most likable ASoIaF character, and why is it Davos? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Davos I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 387

386: ACoK Arya III Aug 10, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hit yet another “this coulda been an email” asoiaf chapter. Turns out wolves are scary, even if you had a pet direwolf. And Yoren is very good at his job, but we all mess up sometimes. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya III.

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385: ACoK Tyrion II (repost) Aug 03, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's new cook sounds like a contender on the Westeros version of Top Chef. Janos Slynt can't keep his mouth shut, but still doesn't know when he should start spilling secrets. Varys and Tyrion start their bromance, Bronn reveals his true colors, and we long for an appearance by Ser Myxallyt in The Winds of Winter. George pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion II. Encore of Episode 194 - originally recorded in 2017. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 385

384: ACoK Catelyn I (repost) Jul 27, 2021

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cleos Frey is too honorable for his own good. Cat is darn lucky she didn't take a road trip to Pyke with Theon. Someone needs to tell both Lord Karstark and Edmure to put on their big boy breeches. We discuss the true meaning of comets, the really bad timing of King Harren and treaties that no one is ever gonna sign (sorry Stark girls). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn I. Encore of Episode 150 - originally recorded in 2017.

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