Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

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473: ASoS Daenerys II Apr 11, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're angry on Dany's behalf in what is probably the grossest chapter in ASoIaF. Do better. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 473

472: ASoS Arya IV Apr 04, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We go deep on Robin Hood in one of Arya's last happy chapters. Thoros is a cool youth pastor. Lady Smallwood is a delight. And why no five-year gap, George? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 472

471: ASoS Jaime III (repost) Mar 28, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime wants to touch Brienne a lot. Goodbye Cleos Frey, we barely knew ye. Eon needs to find a new mani/pedi nail place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime III (repost). Originally recorded in 2019. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 471

470: ASoS Catelyn III (repost) Mar 21, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If you were wondering if Lord Karstark could be more of a jerk, the answer is a resounding yes, as his act of pointless vengeance puts Robb in an impossible position. Between the nakedness of Willem Lannister and Tion Frey’s bodies and Jeyne being way too comfortable talking to her new mother-in-law about all the sex she’s having with Robb, it’s an icky chapter. But at least she’s got wide hips. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn III (repost). Originally recorded in 2018. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 470

469: ASoS Tyrion III (repost) Mar 14, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Littlefinger Dice Clay has got the jokes, but can he survive a double karate chop to his groin region? Everyone wonders if Joffrey’s wedding will have an open bar. Also, is everyone poisoning everyone? Maybe. At least everyone knows they could do worse than Willas Tyrell. But seriously, where in the world is Tyrek Lannister? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion III (repost). Originally recorded in 2018. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 469

468: ASoS Samwell I Mar 07, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While Sam may be slaying Others, Lord Commander Mormont is slaying us with his hot competency. While this epic chapter could stand alone, we sure hope someday we'll get the rest of the story. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Samwell I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 468

467: ASoS Arya III Feb 28, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya knows they’re going the wrong way but Gendry assumes the BWB know a Riverrun shortcut. Hot Pie was not made for life on the run, but he will handle all your breadbaking needs. Tom of Sevenstreams gets in a subtle dig at Jaime, but is this just a sign that George is too excessive with his Easter Eggs? Arya would have gotten away if Harwin didn’t have horse super powers. We reluctantly explore Richard Lonmouth/Lem Lemoncloak theories but all we really know is that ASoIaF is a rich unfinished tapestry that’s slowly unraveling. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 467

466: ASoS Sansa II (repost) Feb 21, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cersei is why Sansa can’t have nice things. Sansa’s getting all the cloaks. We figured out why Winds is so long in coming (and it’s not what you might think). Stop asking GRRM about discrepancies in the books. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa II (repost). Originally recorded in 2018. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 466

465: ASoS Jon II Feb 14, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Chicky commits a “meaty” chapter faux pas, but Jon really does have it bad for Ms. Kissed By Fire. George really wants us to know the Giants aren’t human, and reminds us why we always hate (but memory hole) Harma Dogshead. Tormund’s backstory is a little much, but at least it’s entertaining. Ygritte saves Jon more than once, and we wish we had her POV. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 465

464: ASoS Catelyn II (repost) Feb 07, 2023

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Catelyn’s joy at being reunited with Robb fades when she realizes her baby isn’t a virgin anymore. Everyone hates Edmure—the inevitable result of being the youngest sibling? Is Sybell Spicer the shadow Cat of the Westerlings? Also, Stark magical sperm. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords – Catelyn II (repost). Originally recorded in 2017. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 464

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