Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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Chris and Eddy Show Vol. 5 | Jake Paul v Mike Tyson, Matt Rife v Satire, Mike's Baby Names | Ep. 160 Mar 11, 2024

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!!

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00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party

15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle?

18:38 - Being in work mode

20:00 - What is a dirty pierre

23:00 - Mike’s sobriety

24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson

26:00 - Chrissy Picnics

30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video

33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni

44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul

9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip

42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador

1:03:00 - Guy claim Matt Rife sucked his way to fame

1:07:00 - Mike Cannon Baby Names

1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia

1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove

1:28:30 - Chris doesn’t know wtf is happening

1:31:30 - Fan Voicemail

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Is P Diddy Going to Jail For Life, Justice for Meek, & Wonka Experience | Ep 159 | Chris Distefano Mar 04, 2024

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Chris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments!

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00:00 Intro

05:14 Chris the Bad Christian

09:50 Crippling Special Pressure

11:50 P-DIDDY SCANDAL

21:43 Glass Half Full Sucks

30:36 Antonio Brown is Hilarious

31:47 LIVE READS

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35:52 Chrissy Puerto Rico ft. JAKE PAUL

42:44 Wonka Disaster

46:55 Mike’s Random Jobs

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Shane Gillis Hosting SNL, Radio City with Matt Rife and Mean Comments! | Chrissy Chaos |Ep. 158 Feb 19, 2024

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00:00 - The boys are tired

02:00 - Who the hell is Riain?

05:00 - Shane Gillis hosting SNL this weekend!!!

07:35 - Appearing at Matt Rife’s Radio City show

09:20 - Od Shane Gillis clips resurfacing

15:00 - Mike and Ari Shaffir

16:00 - Museums

17:30 - Chris goes to the Balloon Museum

19:00 - Chris destroys his families trip to Disney

22:30 - Jasmine is mat at Chris

32:03 - King Charles has cancer

33:30 - Tampa Tony looks GREAT

35:53 - Tucker Carlson and Putin

39:21 - Roach Apartment

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John Leguazamo Rides The Subway, Is Jihadi John a Dad?, Mean Comments! | Chrissy Chaos | Ep 156 Feb 12, 2024

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina.

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00:00 - Intro / John Leguizamo

03:49 - Chrissy Politics

09:50 - Fake Empathy

11:09 - Old Drunk Mike

13:50 - New Gay Chris

23:19 - Where is Producer John?

28:47 - Chaos Hotline Voicemail

40:30 - Crappy Parents

44:40 - Memories that Haunt Us

53:55 - Parent of the Week

1:01 - Mean Comments

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Richard Jefferson Says The Knicks Are CLOSE To A Championship | Chris Distefano Mike Cannon| Ep. 156 Feb 05, 2024

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NBA Champion Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk with Chris about

his career, who is the goat between Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan and

Lebron James, what it's like juggling family life and the grind of an

NBA schedule, trash talking, and they listen to one of your phone calls!

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00:00 - Richard Jefferson, PAC 10 Hall of Famer and NEW JERSEY Net

01:45 - What Are The Meadowlands?

3:45 - Being a pro athlete in the social media era

7:45 - How Playoff money works

10:15 - Staying in the NBA

12:45 - Missing your kids on the road

13:55 - Vito’s baby teeth

15:00 - Rushing home to see your kids

17:10 - RJ’s feet

18:45 - Wh is the GOAT?

24:17 - Winning a championship in Cleveland

26:15 - The Knicks are a Piece away from a championship contender

30:00 - NBA Players don’t care what you think

32:15 - Group chat are dangerous

38:55 - RJ’s tattoo

50:05 - Keith Van Horn

45:00 - Voicemail

51:15 - John’s Baby Update

53:15 - Trash talk in the NBA

58:15 - Getting screamed at by Lebron James

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John's Baby Shower, Mean YouTube Comments and Parent of the Week | Chris Distefano & Mike Cannon | Ep. 155 Jan 29, 2024

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On an especially wild episode of Chrissy Chaos the boys find out their young producer John could be expecting, Chris and Mike read mean YouTube comments about themselves, answer your voicemails and go over the parent of the week!

00:00 - Chris and Mike’s Dates

01:45 - Staying in shape

06:45 - Mike’s new workout plan

11:45 - Jihadi John’s girlfriend doesn’t speak english

20:45 - John’s girlfriend is late

28:51 - Mean YouTube Comments

48:09 - The Italian Woman calls

52:10 - You ever have a dream kid

53:30 - Parent of the Week

57:50 - Voicemail

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Orthodox Tunnels, High Mortgages & Baby Daddys | Chris Distefano & Mike Cannon Chrissy Chas | Ep 154 Jan 22, 2024

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Chris and Mike are wearing timbs and talking trash on everything from miscarriages, dudes getting 5 girls pregnant at the same time, how to be a good parent, Alec Baldwin, Sean Strickland and the tunnels living below the streets of Brooklyn!

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00:00 - Dates

01:46 -Wearing Timbs, Is The Achilles Gay?

08:16 - Feeling Bad About Yourself

12:30 - Aunt Mickey

15:00 - Sitting and Talking To your kids

19:00 - Miscarriages

24:13 - Guy gets 5 women pregnant at same time

30:00 - There’s always People in Worse Situations

34:30 - Alec Baldwin’s Summer House

36:55 - It’s All Hyperbole Folks

38:10 - Mortgage Rates, Renting vs Buying

47:18 - Parent of the Week

56:20 - Vito’s Baby Teeth

59:00 - The Jewish Tunnels in Brooklyn

1:01:00 - Kevin Spacey thinks House of Cards is real

1:04:00 - The ebbs and flows of life

1:06:00 - Sean Strickland vs reporter

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Reddit Prison Planet, Miami Aliens? & We Get Up In Ya Gutz | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos | Ep 153 Jan 15, 2024

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The two fine gentlemen that are Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon got together and really want to help fix your guts people! Chris shares a story about subway poop horrors AND a possibly even MORE terrifying story of a wet fart. The duo also contemplate reality when discussing the Reddit prison planet, how to get into heaven, self sabotage and more!

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0:00 - Gut Health

9:00 - The Gang Tries To Guess 30 Plants

19:50 - Homeless Woman Shit on the Train

24:00 - Self Sabatoge

35:00 - Dealing with Loneliness

44:00 - Reddit Prison Planet

47:00 - Are we living in a simulation

52:30 - Miami Police Video

53:00 - Fart Story

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Epstein's Island and Parenting Advice | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 152 Jan 08, 2024

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Back in studio for the new year, Chris and Mike share some stories about their holiday break, take a hotline call to go over parenting advice and talk about what went down on Epstein's island.

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Happy New Year's From Ireland | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 151 Jan 01, 2024

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Happy New Years! Chris and Mike decided they wanted to be Irish today,

in the beginning of the episode, with no plan or structure and ... you

guessed it. Chaos ensues.

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