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Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 168 May 13, 2024

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 INTRO

5:22 Chrissy Courtside

11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update

30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics

34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive

39:39 Jeff’s New Lady

47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…

52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics

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Did Chris BOMB On Rogan?!?! PLUS Drake vs Kendrick, College Campuses for Palestine and MORE | Ep 167 May 06, 2024

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy

Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake!

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Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167 Apr 29, 2024

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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy

Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 INTRO

01:46 Susan has 800 kids??

03:06 Chris’s First Impression

05:10 Rice Kings

12:50 Chris is Gay

24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh

38:23 Unsavable People

51:20 Phones are Bad for You

55:46 Susan’s Problems

1:04:04 Voicemail!

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Sexologist TEACHES Chris and Mike Where Everything Goes | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon \ Ep 166 Apr 22, 2024

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Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them.

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8:28 Is Porn Good?

15:10 Polygamy !

25:41 Helpless Relationships

30:19 Polyamory is Dope

34:50 NYC Livin

44:30 Mateo Lane and Dirty Butts

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51:28 Talkin Construction Broh

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Will Chris Survive Dubai?? | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 165 Apr 15, 2024

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 INTRO

10:41 Mike’s Taping

13:41 Big Booty Diver

20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps

26:02 Gays Ventura

31:57 Da New York Knicks

34:09 The Eclipse Broh

42:38 Benson Boone

48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap

50:10 Voicemail

56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?

1:03:54 Mean Comments

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Podcasting During Earthquakes and Figuring Out Conjoined Twin Dynamic | Chris Distefano |Episode 164 Apr 08, 2024

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy

00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story

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It's a Very Eddy Birthday Episode, J-Lo, P-Diddler & Kate Middleton | Chris Distefano | Ep 163 Apr 01, 2024

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Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!

00:00 INTRO

03:39 Low T

09:35 Mike’s Birthday!

19:32 Da Knicks

25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse

32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood

39:10 Kate Middleton :(

43:55 P-Diddler

47:10 Chris the Junkie

49:20 J-Lo is Fake

59:48 Gen Z Be Like

1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo??

1:10:01 POW

1:15:26 Voicemails

1:17:40 Chrissy Physical Therapissed

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Chrissy Can't Stop Taking Edibles and Creatine | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 162 Mar 25, 2024

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Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!

00:30 - Intro

07:12 - Chicken Parm

11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids

19:27 - Creatine

23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz

26:57 - Relationships Yo

31:00 - Live Reads

36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise

39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!

45:17 - DRAKE BELL

56:05 - Live Read 2

1:00:00 - Chris is Dying

1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan

1:07:49 - HIV Baby

1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal

1:17:52 - MEAN Comments

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Rosebud Baker Auditions Chris for Season 50 SNL HOST!! | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 161 Mar 18, 2024

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing.

00:00 - Intro

04:15 - Saturday Night Live!

10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier

16:00 - Living in NYC

18:30 - Making Babies

22:42 - Primal Humans

30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked

35:49 - Producer John Update

38:12

45:51 - Not Cocaine

48:30 - City Slickers

57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 2

1:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead

1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW)

1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!!

1:35:10 - Mike Cannon Baby Names

1:43:17 - Dead Petz

1:52:35 - Puerto Ricans Be Like

1:56:27 - Anotha Voicemail Yo

2:04:35 - Chrissy Socials

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