Chapel Bell Curve

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8.25 - Texa$$ - SECCG Preview Dec 05, 2024

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Against all odds, the Dawgs are playing in the SEC Championship game this weekend. Yara and Nathan are here to get you ready. We've got storylines, a vibes check, some juicy stats, and predictions for this weekends game. Come for the numbers, stay for Yara explaining how Kirby smart is a shady bitch.

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8.24 - The 8th Circle of OT Hell - GT Review Dec 04, 2024

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We made it through the longest day of the year, the hopefully-not-annual tradition of going into 8 overtimes against an outmatched Georgia Tech team. Yara and Nathan survived - barely - and are here to talk you through it all. Including a Mike Bobo rant from someone other than Yara, talk about the circles of hell, and enough stats to make you kinda sad about where this team is.

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8.23 - Let Carson Eat - Mega GT Preview Nov 27, 2024

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You know that place where genuine human connection would go if your family wasn't The Way It Is? We made a two-hour long episode to feel those awkward spaces this week, and get you through Thanksgiving to Clean, Old Fashioned Hate. Yara and Nathan are back with vintage Yara rage, Thanksgiving Hot takes, stats, and the triumphant return of #askcbc. Dig in folks, and ignore your family members for a while.

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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8.22 - The Volunteering Minutemen - Tennessee Review & UMass Preview Nov 21, 2024

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Yara and Nathan are here this week to do what the Dawgs look to do this Saturday: take care of business. Join us as we review the Tennessee game, breakdown the stats you need to know, and figure out what we can expect - and what we want - from the rest of the season.

Qualitative - 3:08
Quantitative - 41:26

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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8.21 - General Neyland's Cadaver - Tennessee Preview Nov 14, 2024

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Have you hated the color orange today? If you haven't, now is the time. Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Body Farm (which is actually pretty neat), hate on the hillbilly brigade, and break down a matchup that is surprisingly hard to predict. Why do Vegas and the numbers disagree? Why does Mike Bobo get paid 2.4 million dollars? We'll answer all of these questions tomorrow on the Tennessee preview.

Qualitative Preview - 3:56
Quantitative Preview - 19:41

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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8.20 - Mike Bobo Used Splash - Ole Miss Review Nov 11, 2024

Show notes

It's time to deal with the thing we fear the most. Not a loss to a conference opponent, or humiliation at the hands of the SEC's most annoyingly waspy fanbase, but therapy. Yara and Nathan are here to be with you in this group session. We're gonna talk it all out. We go over our days (Yara saw two scary movies, and only one of them was the UGA offense), talk about What This Means going forward, chat about stats, and hopefully make ourselves feel better.

Qualitative Review - 2:30
Quantitative Review - 34:04

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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8.19 - Pick a Lane - Ole Miss Preview Nov 08, 2024

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Yara and Nathan are with the episode you've been waiting for. We're talking about Heighty Teighty, Land Sharks, Joey Freshwater, and all the dirt Yara can find. We're breaking down the game, talking about stats, and giving our predictions. We're here with the Ole Miss Preview. Highlights Include

Qualitative Preview - 3:57
#AskCBC - 37:03
Quantitative Preview - 53:24

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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8.18 - We Come Not to Praise Carson - Florida Review Nov 05, 2024

Show notes

Hello! Nothing crazy going on today, nope, everything's fine. The only thing of note that we have to talk about is the Florida review. Nathan and Yara are here to walk you through their weekends, psychoanalyze a quarterback, and use the Vibe Chart (TM TM TM) to talk about where we are in the season.

CW: Nathan talks about some pretty intense stuff going on in his proffesional life during the qualitative review. Wanted to give a content warning for self-harm, mental health issues, and suicide at the section marked below.

Highlights include:

Qualitative Review - 03:20

Content Warning - 17:53

Qualitative Review Pt. 2 - 20:53

Quantitative Review - 25:44

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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8.17 - Why do *you* hate Florida - Florida Preview Oct 31, 2024

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It's hate week. We know you have all been hating the gators like you should, but we're here to help you put that little bit of extra juice into it. Yara, Nathan, and Macon Dawg are here with a plus-sized CBC episode to walk you through why we hate florida, break down the game, talk about stats, and seriously you guys, just hate the gators so much.

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

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8.16 - Nathan Eats a 22oz Steak - Texas Review Oct 21, 2024

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We're back, y'all! Yara and Nathan are here to review the Dawgs' biggest win of the season, a 30 - 15 defeat of the #1 Texas Longhorns. Yara's mom has a connection to God, Nathan lost a bet by predicting a Texas win and has to eat a steak, and Yara still hasn't forgiven you, Michael Bobo.

Qualitative Review - 2:51
Quantitative Review - 38:59

We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year.

Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com

Yell at us on BlueSky

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