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9.19 - A Unified Theory and the Death of Big Cow - Texas Review Nov 18, 2025

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Damn it feels good to humble Texas. We're here to breakdown all the action over an action-packed weekend. Yara hurt her knee, ended up with a hickey, and was stuck on Nathan's porch for 45 minutes. Nathan went to the game with his wife, and got a headache from having 2 (two) spritzes. We're gonna break down everything we experienced, the vibes on the ground between the hedges, and what this win means for a Georgia team that just might be peaking at the right time.

News Updates - 3:13

Qualitative Review - 20:07

Quantitative Review - 43:15

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9.18 - Furious about the Permian Basin - Texas Preview Nov 13, 2025

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We're back, and we're here to talk through the biggest(?) game of the season so far. Texas is coming to town, and we're here to talk about Arch, and all the other players on the field other than Arch that may affect the game more. Yara has a bone to pick with cultural fit, and Nathan is still angry about the 2025 SEC Championship. We both think this is gonna be a slobber knocker, so hold on to your butts. It's the Texas (horns down) preview.

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9.17 - Crying About the Dawgs in H Mart - Mississippi State Reveiw Nov 13, 2025

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Nathan wants to talk about Korean food and relationship advice, and Yara is forced to apologize to Mike Bobo. We also talk about football, and a win over the Bizarro Bulldogs that left us blessedly calm on Saturday afternoon.

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9.16 - The CLANGA Clangs for Thee - UF Review, Mss. State Preview Nov 07, 2025

Show notes

We're back, and we hope it's better late than never. You're getting a combo episode today, but don't worry. Yara got kicked out of Barstool Bar in Nashville, Hugh Freeze got fired, and oh yeah, we've got two games to talk about. It's a very special episode, and we're happy to be here to bring it to you.

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9.15 - Billy Napier, we hardly knew ye - Florida Preview Oct 29, 2025

Show notes

We're joined today by MaconDawg, proprietor of Dawg Sports, and Professor Emeritus of the Dawg Intelligentsia. With Yara and Nathan, he'll help us breakdown the off- and on-field drama goin into this weekends game. (It's mostly off-field drama) We'll talk about Billy Napier, Brian Kelly, and the state of the SEC, breakdown the game, and analyze Kirby Smart's not-so-neutral take on neutral sight games.

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9.14 - Lane Kiffin's Ayahuasca Stash - Ole Miss Review Oct 20, 2025

Show notes

Yara and Nathan are here to talk about a weekend were we went through the full cycle of grief and rebirth. It got weird, and we're weird enough to rise to the challenge. What do the stats say? The defense was bad, but in a more intelligent way. The offense was good, and Gunner should get the Heisman. Go dawgs, enjoy the ride.

News Updates - 02:51
Qualitative Review - 19:49
Quantitative Review - 37:52

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9.13 - Stop Body Shaming, Lane - Ole Miss Preview Oct 15, 2025

Show notes

Yara and Nathan are back at again with the Ole Miss preview. We've got story lines (we still hate Pat McAfee), analysis (Joey Freshwater can call plays, y'all), and statistics (this one's gonna be close) to get your head on straight for a top-ten matchup this weekend.

News Updates - 3:20

Qualitative Preview - 12:10

Quantitative Preview - 31:18

#AskCBC - 48:23

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9.12 - Tales from the Auburn Wal-Mart - Auburn Review Oct 13, 2025

Show notes

Yara and Nathan are back to breakdown a terrifying, frustrating, and wonderful win on the plains. Scenes from the beer case at the Auburn Wal-Mart, stats that show how confusing these Dawgs can be, and an unreasonable demand from Yara backed up by the power of friendship.

Qualitative Review - 3:29

Quantitative Review - 42:38

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9.11 - Happy Ego-Death Day, Hugh Freeze - Auburn Preview Oct 09, 2025

Show notes

Get ready for the newest edition of the Deep South's Oldest rivalry with Yara and Nathan. We're here to analyze the game, make fun of Hugh Freeze, and teach Yara how insufferable Auburn fans can be. Go Dawgs.

News Updates - 3:36

Qualitative Preview - 22:50

Quantitative Preview - 37:39

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9.10 - Putting the Cats to Bed (Wearing Socks) - Kentucky Review Oct 07, 2025

Show notes

We're here after a blow-out win that left us with quite a few questions. Nathan is a little worried about the defense, but along for the ride. Yara is still demanding that heads shall roll. And we're all sending the offensive line our power. It's the Kentucky review.

New Updates - 3:28
Qualitative Review - 23:39
Quantitative Review - 46:43
#askcbc - 1:03:52

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