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10.15 - Fairy Tails and Pixie Dust - Auburn Review Oct 22, 2026

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Yara is here to tell you what happened, and Nathan is here to tell you that it's gonna be ok. The Auburn review has numbers, feelings, and all the level-headedness you've come to expect from us as a podcast, but not as people. We cut this thing open, and we're pretty sure that Run The Damn Ball, Bob would have saved this game.

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10.14 - Jurdurn Hurr - Auburn Preview Oct 15, 2026

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Fall is(n't) in the air, but we'll pretend for today. It's time for the Deep South's Oldest, and Dumbest Rivalry. The Auburn Tigers have a new boss, a new QB, and the same -- morally reprehensible -- defensive coordinator. Yara and Nathan are here to give you the context you need for the game, and the stats you need to understand it.

News Update - 4:16
Qualitative Preview - 11:33
Quantitative Preview - 29:44

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10.13 - Him or Me - Bama Review Oct 14, 2026

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It's hard to overestimate the degree to which Nathan made himself angry at Kirk Herbstreit during the recording of this episode. We almost had to do a cleansing meditation, but we've learned the lesson that Kirby taught us on Saturday: composure is just as important as fire, passion, and energy. We're here to marvel at a wonderful win, break down some numbers that you need to know, and get a few cheap shots in on everyone's favorite in the "most entitled fanbase" Oscar category.

News Update - 4:35
Qualitative Review - 13:13
Quantitative Review - 42:00

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10.12 - Good on Good - Bama Preview Oct 07, 2026

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It's not just a game week, it's that kind of game week. We gotta have are minds right, our loins girded, and our heads on a swivel. The gang at CBC is here to help you do that with the stats, the stories, and the numbers (explained by Yara!) that you need for the upcoming collision between the Dawgs and the Tide. Sometimes, you gotta do one that is all business, and that's what we've aimed for on this one.

News Update - 4:19
Qualitative Preview - 12:49
Quantitative Preview - 39:08

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10.11 - The Anaconda Effect - Vandy Review Oct 05, 2026

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Yara and Nathan are back today to review a game between the hedges where the numbers tell us a different story than our hearts. We're going back to our roots on this one. Yara is here to explain some stats, Nathan reveals his Eurotrash vendetta, and it's a split decision on whether or not Jared Curtis is a sleeper agent. Go Dawgs!

News Update - 3:54
Qualitative Review - 18:29
Quantitative Review - 43:14

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10.10 - No One's Committed Until They're Signed - Vandy Preview Sep 30, 2026

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Yara and Nathan are back to talk you through a game where UGA is a 24 pt. favorite. Undettered, we manage to break down the beef between the Dawgs and Jared Curtis, look at the season the 'Dores are currently in the midst of, and make a steak bet because Nathan can't eat elephant or dog. All of this and more await you in the Vandy Preview!

News Update - 1:04
Qualitative Preview - 5:06
Quantitative Review - 21:43

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10.9 - The Soooners Beat the Sooners - Oklahoma Review Sep 29, 2026

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Listen, you've got pressing questions. What do we take from this weekend's game? How good is this Dawgs team, and how confused was John Mateer? We've got answers. And John Mateer was very confused. Yara and Nathan are here to break down the Oklahoma game.

News Update - 3:58

Qualitative Review - 11:26

Quantitative Review - 40:22

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10.8 - Boomer Shooner - Oklahoma Preview Sep 23, 2026

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What happens when an immovable object is paired with an incredibly stoppable force? Brent Venables has dedicated this season of Oklahoma Sooners football to finding out. Yara is surprised this isn't a ranked matchup, Nathan has thoughts on what it means to have a ridiculous defense and an embarrassing offense, and CBC omens predict positive things in the Dawgs' future.

News Update - 3:27
Qualitative Preview - 8:50
Quantitative Preview - 16:02

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10.7 - Indy Dril Deez Timeouts - Arkansas Review Sep 23, 2026

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This is sort of the "Sliding Doors" of UGA blowouts. If you're most fans, you see a comfortable win over an SEC opponent. Kirby Smart and Trey Scott, on the other hand, saw an opportunity for more practice. We see an opportunity for more content. So here we are, a day late and loaded for pig.

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10.6 - Kirby Smart's Natal Chart - Arkansas Preview Sep 16, 2026

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Listen, this one is kind of a journey. Yara has number, Nathan is covering vibes, and we get off on a tangent trying to answer the question, "Did Kirby Smart do mushrooms at the 1998 Widespread Panic show in downtown?" Other important questions we try to answer include "What kind of Capricorn is Kirby Smart?" and "What's the current feral hog count across the Arkansas program?"

New Updates - 2:33
Qualitative Preview - 10:12
Quantitative Preview - 33:11

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