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Can You Don't? | New Cat. Two Pencils. Lobster. Taco John's. Dec 31, 2025

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We can understand stealing expensive things like diamonds, watches, jewelry... but a ton of lobster?! Let's talk about that, wrapping your kid up and hanging them on a hook, why we don't deserve dogs, shoving weird stuff up your b-hole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Arial Depression. Chocolate Tube. Swimming. Camel Kick. Dec 24, 2025

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For the most part, going to church is a pretty chill experience. And most definitely not high up on the list of places you'd expect to get kicked in the face by a camel. Let's talk about that, having a serious conversation with someone while wearing a wildly inappropriate shirt, barfing up chunks of ham onto a dong you're blowing, doing your best Elvis impersonation in the back of an ambulance, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Skunk Shin. Saxophone. Seasons. Splinter. Dec 17, 2025

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Every time I go to upload the episode this week, I get an error. So I'm sick of rewriting a witty episode description. If this ends up being what you see... it worked. Fuck this shit.

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Can You Don't? | Peacocks. Sheep Spit. Skynet. Tell Me Again. Dec 10, 2025

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When you have a late-night hunger craving, sometimes it's hard to suppress it. But if that craving ends up causing a felony level of damage in order to satisfy... maybe ignore it. Let's talk about that, having to deal with your partner using their phone while watching a movie then they ask you to pause the movie so you can catch them up, of course there's a sheep shit spitting contest out there, eating your own pet birds in order to prove a point, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Drunk Raccoon. Tow Truck. Weight. Tasty Mutilation. Dec 03, 2025

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AI has the power to do a lot of good for the planet... but doesn't it feel like we can all agree that implementing AI into kid toys at this stage in its development is a bad idea? Let's talk about that, eating too many stuffed mushrooms while recording, a special moment with your kid turns into a fight, your dead body being towed around town for half a month because humans simple don't care enough about anything, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Needle Nose. Cone Killer. Babydust. Kaleidoscope. Nov 26, 2025

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We have all been in intense arguments over something stupid. However, those arguments don't usually end in gunfire over how many eggs a chicken can lay. Let's talk about that, heading over to Facebook groups to find sperm donors, vivid memories of kaleidoscopes but no one actually likes them, almost dying while replacing an outlet, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Sticky. Wiggle Chair. Tacoma Santa. Kidney Fight. Nov 19, 2025

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LALALALALALALALA! Whatever. DOOOOOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAAAARE!

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Can You Don't? | Snowball. Pointers. Mamba. Gorilla Couch. Nov 12, 2025

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Advertising has always been a little out of control, but making people watch ads in order to wipe their ass might be just a bit over the line. Let's talk about that, redundant things we all say like stupid idiots, sticking your arm under the lap bar of a rollercoaster to keep a stranger from flying out, pouring coffee all over yourself... again, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Mayo Meltdown. Lens Crafters. 100 Million. Airport Lounge. Nov 05, 2025

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AI is being implemented in all facets of our lives, which is great, unless you're listening to an episode of this podcast. Then it's bad. Let's talk about that, gaslighting in an airport lounge, how many people you'd kill to protect your family, losing your shit over mayonnaise, and more on today's episode on Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Bass Drum. Colorblind. Fish Tank. Butt Breathing. Oct 29, 2025

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Have you ever voted on behalf of your dead mom, got caught, and were forced to write a ten-page essay on what an idiot you are? Would you rather just go to jail or write the essay? Let's talk about that, colorblindness making you feel completely useless, running into a blind person in the hallway, carrying a bass drum around with you everywhere you go, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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