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Can You Don't? | Castaway. Gushers. Push Door. Shoe Phone. May 20, 2026

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Pro tip: when you're getting arrested and the cops ask you to call your family, don't take your shoe off and try to use it as a phone. It's not a good look. Let's talk about that, what really is the color of the middle light on a stoplight, a wild night with some wild girls, plastic wrapping a nativity scene to save time next Christmas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Canned Salmon. Verification. Penguins. Comforter. May 13, 2026

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Doesn't it seem like the older you get, the sadder visiting Las Vegas becomes? Bryan just went there and returned with some wonderful examples of the sadness. Let's talk about that, having a giant black sex toy glued to your forehead for five years, drawing on fake mustaches in order to bypass age requirements online, raising money for brain cancer treatment through a lemonade stand, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Old Lady. Bee Truck. Tissue Mirror. Super Wake. May 06, 2026

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Have you ever danced with a random old lady in a grocery store parking lot? No? Maybe you should. Let's talk about that, and SUUUUUPER WAAAAAAAAAAAKE! That's it... it will all make sense.

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Can You Don't? | Wild Boar. Incident Report. Singed. Beach Ball. Apr 29, 2026

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Have you ever been kicked out of a bar but have no idea why? Well, this was a first for Joe. Let's talk about that, a clever use for AI robots in the city, paying a stranger to be your friend while checking off your bucket list items, a bunch of conspiracy theories that ended up being true, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Sliding Gloves. Terrorist. Remodel. Ted's Face. Apr 22, 2026

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I mean... we love a good raccoon penis as much as the next guy, but chopping one of some roadkill in front of your family and claiming it's for research is pretty wild. Let's talk about that, domestic differences when it comes to remodeling your house, why are kids so cool playing sports these days, working with someone all day long who has your semen all over their face, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | .sdrawkcaB .dnA .hgiH .002 Apr 15, 2026

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200 episodes. That’s a lot of words, a lot of laughs, and an alarming amount of things we probably shouldn’t have said out loud. Seriously though, thank you. Whether you’ve been here since episode one or you just found us and immediately questioned your life choices, we’re so glad you’re here. The fact that you keep hitting play, sharing the show, and letting us be part of your day means everything to us.

You’ve helped turn this into something way bigger than we ever imagined, and we don’t take that lightly… even if we do take everything else lightly. Here’s to 200 episodes of “Can You Don’t”… and plenty more questionable conversations ahead. We appreciate the hell out of you.

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Can You Don't? | Baby Half. Ceiling Tile. Bong Dash. Touching. Apr 08, 2026

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We've never thought about it before... but how hard would it be to actually rip a baby in half? Let's talk about that, installing a custom bong into your dash so you never have to stop doing drugs, why are dry ice bombs so goddamn fun, thinking that you're making a lumber delivery but end up screwing some dude's wife in front of him, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Just Acting. Cornhole. Forklift. Wet Basket. Apr 01, 2026

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Let's say you are the proud owner of a drive-thru prayer business. Would you be open 24/7? Monday-Friday 9-5? Or just Wednesdays from 11-1? Let's talk about that, having to depend on your local community to protect from everyone else in the world wanting you dead, sneaking away to have sex in a porta-potty, where the heck do all these idioms come from, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Vegas Hooker. Spaghetti. Poisonous. Sorry Bud. Mar 25, 2026

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Some sad news to share on the show today but... everything will be ok. Let's talk about that, Bryan continues to be fucking awful at math, when does spaghetti become spaghetti and not just tomato noodles, ice cubes made from piss in the house you're staying at, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Daddy Bath. Camel Lips. Celibate. Weather Apps. Mar 18, 2026

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I didn't think I could ever give botox or implants to a camel... until I learned it could be worth MILLIONS OF DOLLARS?! Let's talk about that, yanking ponytails for funzzies, waiting your whole life for some free oysters with your dad, are weather apps getting paid to put up questionable forecasts, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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