Bros Before Rose: Men Who Watch The Bachelor

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Episode 047 :: Monica's Hair and Buckets of Sweat Aug 07, 2018

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Eleven)

This is it!!! The last episode of the season (and last episode before BiP!!!) takes us to The Maldives to see Becca make her final choice! And while the episode didn't have much to offer, we sure do! We've got Friends references, leg-wrap fantasies, listener conspiracies AND we attempt to assemble a metaphorical FIVE LAYER CAKE!!!

ALSO... don't forget to support our podcast by sending ONE DOLLAR (that's it!) on Venmo to @brosbeforerose!

Episode review begins at 43:22!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

We'll be back with a new episode on THURSDAY for the first episode of Bachelor in Paradise!!!

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Bros Before Rose

Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 046 :: Who The #@!$ Is Christian? Jul 31, 2018

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Ten)

Jeff and Shara are back and so is some dude named Christian who was wearing capri pants with his tuxedo! (WHAT?!?!?) We don't know who he is either and Jordan seems to really hate him when the men of this season get together for the annual Men Tell All Episode!

Episode review begins at 17:55!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 045 :: Cold Leftovers & Blake Has To Pee Jul 26, 2018

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Nine)

It's another "Bro Before Rose" episode this week! While Jeff and Shara are out of town (RIP), we brought in some ringers to round out the panel with Matt and Stacy. Guests Aubree Vanderhoeven (who runs the Bros social media) and Bekie Barnes (Matt's Bachelor-obsessed cousin) helped to take a boring episode of TV and turn it into a thoroughly entertaining podcast!

This week, we're in Thailand (don't pretend you know where that is on the globe!) for Fantasy Suites Week with the final three! We watched as ABC filled 100% of the time of a regular episode with 30% of the content! Don't worry though... we had a blast tearing this episode apart and getting into some of the deeper issues of this season!

Episode review begins at 36:30!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bro Before Rose!

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Bros Before Rose

Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 044 :: Holy Boring Hometowns, Batman! Jul 17, 2018

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Eight)

Welcome to our first Skype episode! Matt & Stacy are on vacation in Hawaii so the crew all Skyped in for this one. (So excuse the audio quality!)

This was the yearly Hometown episode and while it was a boring as expected, we bring the fun and do our best to make it enjoyable and entertaining for you!

Episode review begins at 17:55!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 043 :: Becca is All About That Conch Jul 10, 2018

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Seven)

First, let's say "RIP Jeff!" Yes... this is another episode of Bro Before Rose as Jeff is on a quest to discover the true meaning of layer cake.

The latest episode of The Bachelorette takes us all the way to the Bahamas (decidedly better than Virginia) so we can see Becca squeeze as much innuendo out of the word "conch" as is humanly possible.

Plus, we discuss leg-wraps, Shara shares her own euphemisms (egg plants and slotted spoons?) and we all continue to ponder the metaphor of the layer cake!

Episode review begins at 27:12!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bro Before Rose!

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 042 :: The Complicated Nature of Layer Cake Jul 03, 2018

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Six)

Let's just start with an apology. We're (kinda) sorry for the insanity of this episode! Everything goes off the rails pretty quickly and we can only hope that you'll laugh as much as we did!

As for this episode of The Bachelorette, we're in Virginia (why?) and Chris and Lincoln are HUGE idiots. And... that pretty much sums it up!

Not only that, but a listener review sends Jeff down a path we never quite recover from as we do a deep dive into the metaphor of the four of us as a layer cake. (Again... sorry!)

Episode review begins at 30:00!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

PS... Jeff really only had like 1/2 a glass of wine and was definitely not drunk. We were just joking in case anyone cares!

PPS... Here's the link to that YouTube video we were talking about... https://youtu.be/jltKnDlH_OA

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 041 :: Two Men... One Date... Zero Brain Cells (It's the 2-on-1!) Jun 26, 2018

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Five)

Before we get to the recap (which begins at exactly the 30:00 mark!), we explain why our episodes are as long as they are and explore Jeff's hatred of abbreviated and/or combined words. We read and respond to some emails and laugh a lot and then we talk about The Bachelorette!

IT'S THE 2-ON-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're in Las Vegas this week and, even on this season's slashed budget (thanks, Ralph!), we manage to have a little fun! (Very little.) The real news though is that Wayne Newton challenges the guys to write songs and they're horrible; Chris is a whiny baby who should have been sent home; Jordan isn't as bad as some may have thought (though still dumb as a sack of hammers) and David is the worst.

Oh yeah... and we take a moment (or two) to acknowledge the millions of people (and brands) suffering from BFD (Blurry Face Disorder).

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Bros Before Rose

Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 040 :: Jordan Says ALL The Dumb Things Jun 19, 2018

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Four)

Jeff is back and the girls got their own microphones! It's a big week around Bros Before Rose and we've got LOTS to discuss! Things like...

Ashley I and Jared got engaged!
Bekah M. and Tia fought on Twitter!
Lincoln was in the news (and it wasn't good)!
How Garrett got the first leg-wrap of the season and it lasted six whole seconds!
Jordan speaks incomprehensible nonsense!
The truly terrifying disease known as BFD.

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Bros Before Rose

Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Episode 039 :: "And The Emmy Goes To... Richard Marx!" Jun 12, 2018

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Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Three)

Richard Effing Marx. What else is there to say? Okay, fine. We'll say more. In this episode, Jeff is missing so Matt is a lone bro discovering what it means to be a Wilhelmina model who wears nail polish and got 4,000 matches on Tinder in 2017 alone. Fortunately, Stacy and Shara were along for the ride to help him out until politics got in the way and an SNL sketch featuring Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un going on a group date interrupted our regular programming.

So much to talk about!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bro Before Rose! (See, it's just "Bro" because there's only one dude.)

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Matt Barnes

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