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WE'RE JAMBLIN'! Oct 06, 2023

On this month's song club Bob talks about his philosophy of everything happening right now, how sleep scientists are superior to other scientists, rewrites Bob Marley's song Jammin', talks about looking at trees and presents the songs AWAY FROM EVERYWHERE, NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU TONIGHT, WHEN THE LIGHT APPEARS, JUST DO IT, PARAPLEGIC BLUES, POLAR BEARS, POPULAR PROMISE and DADDY COME WALKING IN THE ROOM.

Song Club #78 - 'METAPHORICAL NAPALM' Sep 05, 2023

On this episode, Bob talks about being on a spaceship in outer space, being better than Drake, Labor Day, metaphorical murder, his old 71 Volkswagen and how it relates to the song 'Tokyo' and presents the songs WE'VE ALWAYS GOT NEVER, ALIMONY, SONGWRITING 101, HEY HEY HEY...YOU OK?, IT GOES LIKE THIS and TOKYO. What the episode on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/7THjA_3uxVk

Song Club #77 - YOU KNOW OR YOU DON'T!!! Aug 02, 2023

In this episode, Bob explains how the Song Club works, getting in a TRANQ circuit, Eleanor Rigby's AI friend, The Tudors and what would happen if he became The King and presents the songs I DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE THEY LOVE YOU, BIGGEST HOLE IN HER HEART, SHOULD I DO IT, LITTLE FAT GERMAN BABY, JACK ASS PANTS, JUNE and KARATE CHAMP.

SONG CLUB #76 - EVERYTHING'S AI NOW!!! Jul 04, 2023

In this episode, Bob talks about the history of capturing the flag, what's going to happen with AI, how to have fun by lisping, what music of the future sounds like, his sexual history, and presents the songs: A WEEK ON MARS, ALMOST ALWAYS, THREE WORDS OR LESS, BEND AND BREAK AND BURN, BOOM BOOM BABY and AIRPLANE. What the episode on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/R2p-tOOlv-8

SONG CLUB #75 - HOW TO WRITE SONGS, REVEALED! SPOILER-MATH, MATH, MATH!!! Jun 07, 2023

In this episode, Bob explains how to write a song and why you need to be good at math, talks about his days in British military school, decides whether or not he's a robot, and presents the songs DEAD AND DYING, DREAMING AND DRIFTING AWAY, AROUND TOWN, THE MOUNTAIN, THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE ON EARTH and DRAKES NEW GIRLFRIEND. What the episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/live/lEqyoNvhBM0

Bob Schneider - Song Club #74 - THE MOSQUITO'S ENEMY May 16, 2023

In this episode, Bob talks about his recorder symphony 'The Mosquito's Enemby' and some other amazing things and talks about this month's song club selections: THE PRESIDENT OF CAN'T GET ENOUGH, THE WEATHER, GOOD TIMES (THE TV SHOW), 1984, ALL TIMES EASTERN, TERRIBLE THINGS DONE BY TERRIBLE MEN, LIFE AIN'T FAIR and WHISPER TO ME.

Bob Schneider - Song Club #73 - ENGLISH SCHMINGLISH Apr 05, 2023

In this episode, Bob talks about Russell Brand and coming up short, how English class is completely unnecessary, and presents the songs CAT STEVENS, SECRET POWER, LETTER FROM THE CEMETERY, EDDIE GOLDEN, DINOSAURS ARE BIG, AND PEOPLE ARE SMALL, THE DEVIL'S DICE, THE DEVIL AND THE LORD and DROP THE MIC. What the podcast on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/xiTMZ4GZXjQ?feature=share

Bob Schneider Song Club #72 - DANCING WITH THE STARS! Mar 07, 2023

In this episode, Bob talks about reality and what that means, hanging out at Antone's back in the 90s and the gangster life, does an amazing English gangster impression about how many songs he's written, his monkey Max (which doesn't exist), and presents the songs A SPIDER, BILLY COLLINS, SUCK CITY, I CAN'T FIND IT, EVERYTHING IS EMPTINESS, I LIVE ON A PLANET IN OUTER SPACE, GRAVY and HIT THE WINDOW. Watch the podcast on YouTube:

Bob Schneider Song Club #71 - THE GREAT ICE STORM OF 2023 Feb 09, 2023

In this episode, Bob talks about refusing to raise the prices of his stuff, the recent ice storm, greedy bitches, and how smart he is, but it's all based on information that can't be substantiated or accessed, works on his Christopher Walken impression, talks about his new graphic novel FAYM and the new album coming out in the next few months, how much his internet company sucks and presents the songs HONESTY'S TOO MUCH, WALLS OF THE WORLD, WAKING HOURS, HILDE THE CLONE, EVERYTHING IS EASY, BREAKING NOT BROKEN, GREAT UNFINISHED WORLD, and HAND ME BACK MY LIFE. View the podcast here on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/H42rRnQ0wXk

Bob Schneider Song Club #69 - TIME TRAVEL & AIRPORT DELAYS Dec 10, 2022

Bob talks about the 70's, Ted Nugent, How to love more and presents the songs VALENTINE'S DAY, FANG MARKS, ALL OVER AGAIN, PINEAPPLE MIND, HANDGRENADES, THE UNDERTAKER, DEEP GUURRRLLL and COOL BOY.

Bob Schneider - Song Club #68 - THE VERDE AND BLACK...AUSTIN FC Nov 02, 2022

On this episode of Bob Schneider's Song Club Bob talks about his newfound love of soccer and presents the songs: ON A TRAIN TO SOMEWHERE AWESOME, BYE, THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT, TINY MILLION STARS, BREAKING THE SURFACE, GET IT ON, THE EFFECT, EVERYTHING'S COOL and AUSTIN FC FIGHT SONGS.

Bob Schneider Song Club #67 - HANSEL AND GRETEL HAD AWFUL PARENTS! Oct 04, 2022

After taking a month off Bob does a two for one and talks about reading his daughter Hansel and Gretel, Writing songs and presents the songs BURGER KING IN ROME, NEVER IN BARCELONA, ARTURIA SOFTWARE CENTER, ONION MARINA, BACK IN ARIZONA, MOUNT GRAVY, THE MUMMY, I LIKE THE LADIES, WAYNE, BOTTLE WHALE, BRINGDOWN (the original demo), THE MODEL, and MERCEDES

Song Club 65 - I'M AN ARTIST AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANNA DO! Aug 03, 2022

In this episode Bob talks about Comanches and the Texas settlers, air conditioning, Artists being artists and doing what they want, an Iggy Pop poster he saw in college, talks about the lottery, and introduces the following songs: CALL ME SUPERMAN, A LITTLE LESS BLUE, SQUID GAMES, HOW TO KISS A MAN, LIKE LIGHTNING, HOT BUTTON, MRS. SERIOUS BUSINESS, and MURDER.

Song Club #64 - "I'm Retired" Jul 05, 2022

In this episode Bob talks about being retired, naming a stadium after himself, taking the Mentos people to court because of TM problems, New Zealand tax stuff, writing a song with my daughter, does his best Casey Kasem impression and fails, Hellfire and damnation (sp?) and finding God, gets a call from his mom telling him his Aunt passed away, and presents the songs SUMMER BUMMER, GOD IS MY FRIEND, IT'S JUST THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, GENTLE GIANT OF THE HIGH SEAS, GOLD IN THE SUNSET, FURY OF THE WORLD, THE KING HAMMER and ALL I WANT.

Song Club #63 - The Best Podcast in the World Jun 07, 2022

This month Bob talks about how great the podcast is, hanging out with Gene Simmons, how to write a song well, wears Elvis style shades, and presents the songs GENE SIMMONS HAS A CHANGE OF HEART, ROLLS ROYCES, SONS OF RALPH, SONG ABOUT LOVE, SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER and GOT IT.

Bob Schneider's Song Club #62 - EVERYTHING'S RHYMING May 03, 2022

Bob talks about his hair, how rhyming something doesn't necessarily make it good, explains the difference between the meat and the bones, why you should keep a live crow in your jacket, some other stuff as well, all while keeping it super current and presents the songs THE GOOD TIMES, OK, THE SAME THING, HELLO TO THE RAIN, HIGH, HOW HIGH THE WATER IS, I DON'T MIND and I'M SO GLAD TO BE ALIVE.

Song Club #61 - B. SCHNITTI'S NUT CLUB! Apr 06, 2022

Bob talks about being grateful for the musicians he gets to make music with, compares himself to Andy Warhol, building your own smart phone, compares writing songs to a blind squirrel collecting nuts, picks his favorite ways to die, the new Tony Hawk documentary, let's his audience in on some of his recording secrets and presents the songs MY FAVORITE THING, 100 COPS, STRANGE CITY, LOVELY, MAUDE, THE MILKMAID OF WILMINGTON DELAWARE and MEDICAL CAREER.

Song Club Ep. 60- 'ANXIETY SCHMIETY' Mar 04, 2022

Bob Schneider talks about Paul Simon's legs, warns EMINEM not to rap battle him, complains about his computer not working properly, how authentic his Australian accent is and presents the songs THE MONSTER WITH A THOUSAND FINGERS, SLEEP AT NIGHT, PROMISES PROMISES, I HAD TO LAUGH, COMING MY WAY DIRTY FEELING, EVERYBODY'S DOING IT and EVERYTHING YOU LOVE

Song Club Ep. 59- ADDING THE SALT TO THE GUACAMOLE Feb 01, 2022

In this episode, Bob talks about using the B word, dating 'Austin-The City', 'Gone With The Wind', the public library. 'Pumping P', pooping in peace, how to pronounce 'Meghan Thee Stallion, and presents the songs DOCTOR STRANGE, DR PEPPER, GODDESS, HERE AND THERE, HOLDING THE HORSES, KILLING MYSELF, THE PROBLEM WITH MEETING NEW PEOPLE and SPRAY TAN

Song Club Ep. 58 - Steak Eyes Jan 11, 2022

In this gripping installment of the Song Club Bob recalls some old titty bar stories, trying to date a nymphomaniac, can't come up with Ted Turner's name, billionaire's foot care, talks about getting covid while vaccinated, buying a map of the future back in the 90's, rolling dice at the craps table and presents the songs: NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THE SHINING, BREAKING MY HEART FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE, TITTY BAR, WEED IN THE BABY BOTTLE, WATCH THE COLORS RUN, THE VAPOR KING and WATCH SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

Song Club Ep. 57 - CLASS HAS BEGUN Dec 07, 2021

Bob talks about Bob Ross' hair, calls himself 'daddy', taking off your shirt at the office, having people come over and stay too long, talks about bringing a machete to class as a substitute teacher, and presents the songs BITCH YOU'RE THE BOMB, COME AWAY WITH ME, BLACK RAINBOW, WAIT FOR ME, HAPPY FACE, HOP ON THE WORLD, I MAY I MAY NOT and I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE in front of a 'live'? audience.

Song Club Ep.56 - I HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME, IT'S TEACHER! Nov 02, 2021

In this fun-filled episode Bob talks about not being able to spell names like Johnson, and that there's only one way to spell Schneider, discusses writing a song with Max Frost, talks about his first few bands The Warriors, Bitter Lemon and The Crying Dimes, how an upright piano is a hard instrument to travel with, getting off the beaten song writing path, being the originator of the guitar and drum band duo format, and presents the following songs: WU-TANG CLAN AN AMERICAN SAGA, HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT DANCING, FACE OF THE JESUS, THINK SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY WON, MENTAL PROBLEMS, MOMENT OF DARKNESS, and MR T.

Song Club Ep.55- HOW TO WRITE THE BEST SONGS YOURSELF!!! Oct 05, 2021

Bob talks about getting the goods out, christian and country music, plays his international musical instruments, tells you how to write great songs the easy and fast and fun way and presents the songs: SWEET BOMB BAE, BABY BOY, NORMAN MACDONALD (SUPERNERD), GROUND OUT, BROOKLYN, THE DAY THE DEVIL DIED, BROKE DICK and ELECTROCUTED BY THE SUN

Song Club Ep. 54 - 'UN HOON MILL' Sep 07, 2021

On this months podcast Bob talks about getting 100 million subscribers and how his life would be so much better, why Aquaman sucks and how, with some of his creative 'juices' it could be so much better and introduces the world to his songs HOT GIRL GOT THE BLUES, HIGH ON YOU, CHINESE LADY, METHANIA, JACK'S HANDSOME FORTUNE, HOW HIGH WE ARE TONIGHT, YOU GOT MY ATTENTION and BLANCO.

Song Club Ep. 53 MEATY MANLY MOTHER F@#KER Aug 03, 2021

On this episode Bob talks about his process of writing songs and why it's better than Taylor Swift's way of writing songs, complains about the noise the neighbors are making, explains chiggers, being a real man, as well as introducing the songs THE HIGHWAY, THIS OR THAT, BACK IN THE GAME, ALL WE HAVE TO GIVE, 8 DAY CLOCK, BEFORE THE WAR WAS WON, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS and THE LONG YEARS OF WAR ARE OVER.

Song Club Ep. 52- IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME Jul 06, 2021

Bob talks about how to pronounce the word 'computer', rocking rhymes that are right on time, speaks a little fluent Italian, seeing the movie 'Jaws' when he was a kid, gets deep into group therapy and introduces the songs JAWS, CHEESECAKE FACTORY BAR, VIDEOLAND, HERE COME MY BABY, HALF HERE, THE LAST AND FINAL SAD DAYS OF THE KING, HARD ROCK CHOICES and WHAT LADIES LIKE.

Song Club Ep. 51 - “I Just Fixed The World” Jun 01, 2021

Bob talks about the key to happiness and introduces and talks about these songs from his Patreon Song Club: FISH FINGERS, SHAKE A LITTLE BIT, HANDS, TEETH, HEY SUPERSTAR, GET READY TO ROCK, FAR OUT AT SEA and A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE WORLD. Watch the full episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/eGgJeBDFXRo

Song Club Ep. 50 - THE MAN FROM OUTER SPACE May 05, 2021

In this month's podcast Bob throws shade on the Phoenix airport, tells a story about a woman who thought he was an alien, mentions Deichkind being his favorite band and crushing on them, talks about milk pasteurization and how it's a metaphor for his studio records, how he doesn't like titty bars and presents the following songs: THE CAPTAIN, I WAS ON DRUGS, SISYPHUS, VIVA LA DET DOWN, MAKING RAIN, THE MAN FROM OUTER SPACE, THE LOVE THEME FROM MORK AND MINDY and HILLBILLY ELEPHANT.

Song Club Ep. 49 - "THAT'S RIGHT SON!!!!!" Apr 06, 2021

Song Club Ep. 48 - THE YOUNGEST MAN IN HIS LATE 40’S DOING PODCASTS Mar 03, 2021

In this episode Bob compares himself to Usain Bolt, talks about writing one of the longest songs ever written, explains how the words 'left' and 'right' are written, tears back the curtain and let's you see how the sausage gets made and a bunch of other crap and introduces you to the songs COPS AND ROBBERS, ANXIETY ATTACK, CONSTELLATION, WORD BORN, NEW MEXICO, ALL WE CAN DO and LORD OF THE VAMPIRES. Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/F9KYdd267EY

Song Club Ep. 47 - IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD WITH A SLEEPING TIGER Feb 02, 2021

In this podcast Bob talks about his new album, 'IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD WITH A SLEEPING TIGER' that is coming out soon. How it was made and what inspired some of the songs. The songs he introduces are, BOYS YOU LIKE, I LOVE THIS LIFE, JOEY'S SONG, LORD OF THE FLIES, I'M A MAN, IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD WITH A SLEEPING TIGER, SMALL DREAMS, THE WORLD TURNS BLUE, THOR, AMERICAN JESUS, THE SUN'S COMING and THE BAND PLAYS ON. He also discuss how shitty Spectrum internet is, as well as some other stuff. Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/D8pSvncGbd8

Song Club Ep. 46 - MAYBE I'M BONO? Jan 05, 2021

Bob let's everyone know what good art is, forgo's cars forever, how his mom has Covid, talks about getting greychin, talks about how good looking Will Smith is, attending a German Catholic school, the size of the Lord's penis and Bob introduces you to the songs, THE LABEL OF THE LORD, BE THE LIGHT, EVERYTHING IS SUPER EASY, BANG BANG BOOM, GAME OVER GIRL, EMILY DICKINSON, CHRISTMAS PONY and PABLO PICASSO. Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/ezT9Q-k5x6s

Song Club Ep. 45 - THE SKINNIEST NADS Dec 01, 2020

On the newest podcast Bob talks about getting beaten to death by Taylor Swifts fans, Do-over Mother Fo's, Gisele Bündchen, starting a cult, pronouncing words like tetherball correctly, Prince while he smokes a pipe. He also presents the songs, THE FUTURE, NEW COUNTRY, SPACE TRANCE, MY WONDERWALL, ZOMBIE SUPERMAN, ONE ROAD TO HEAVEN, VENTILATION and THINGS MY HEAD HEARD. Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/iHbCjYyTroM

Song Club Ep. 44 - MASTER OF THE CHINESE FLUTE Nov 09, 2020

Bob talks about being a master of the Chinese flute and makes a surprise announcement about the upcoming 2021 Super Bowl, he also talks about 'Ringing the Love Bell' and introduces this month's song club songs: HAPPY ENDINGS, GOOD LUCK, BEING JUST FINE, GRAND CHAMPION OF EVERYTHING, WALKING IN THE LIGHT, THE WRATH OF KHAN, GREG THE GANGSTER and RUNNING FROM THE LIGHT. Watch the full episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/BCNsn94EF7Q

Song Club Ep. 43 - HATERS ON THE FRONT LAWN Oct 06, 2020

Bob Schneider's Song Club Ep. 42 - HOW DID MY VICE GET SO SMOOTH Sep 02, 2020

Song Club Ep. 41 - Not Caring Much Anymore Aug 04, 2020

Song Club Ep. 40 - MAKING PODCAST MAGIC Jul 07, 2020

Song Club Ep. 39 - DREAM BUGS Jun 02, 2020

Bob talks about polishing turds, the book, 'Sapiens', time, 'don't one thing', 'the golddigger guy', Sam Harris not using 'G', Captain Fantastic, KW, Russian Sex Workers, and What makes songs special. He also presents the following songs: CEMETARY, COME WITH ME TONIGHT, HUMAN TORCH (THE), KING (THE), NEW YORK, QUEEN OF HEARTS, SHUGABOOGA and SOME KIND OF LIFE.

Song Club Ep. 38 - EVERYTHING'S COOL IN TEXAS May 05, 2020

Bob talks about picking your nose at an intersection, circle time, eating a bag of poop over watching Pet Cemetery, the word conundrum, crappy Outback Steakhouse songs, the creation of Lonelyland, CNN space-grab, not using the word woke, and how everything's cool in Texas. The songs he features this month are: STILL AMONG THE STARS, SPACE BETWEEN, MUHAMMAD ALI, MEMORY, LOVE YOU WON, LONELYLAND, GOOD TIMES MAN, AND GIVEN SUGAR, GIVEN TIME.

Song Club Ep. 37 - DEUTSCHLAND FRANKS AND BEANS Apr 07, 2020

Bob talks about dosing the natives with content, Deutschland franks and beans, Smurf-sized poop, growing apart emotionally, 5-year old songwriters, how the most enriching things in life are hard, wanting to be around people again, not being a songwriting group monster, being surrounded by Taylor Swift fans, Brad Pitt's fame-coping mechanism, how Bob became a solo artist, being too broke for drugs, and having a head too big for hats. The songs he features this month are: MORNING SONG, 2002, A REASONABLE DISTANCE, FARTS, FRUIT LOOPS, MAKING IT RHYME, SLOWER DEAR, AND TRIPPIIN.

Song Club Ep. 36 - "Braags Nut Hammocks" Mar 03, 2020

Bob talks about the coronavirus, rates the future on a scale from 1-10, talks about not being able to talk to his 14 year old, non-consensual Appalachian booty sex, not having any friends, how people think their songwriting is better than it is, the history of everything from nut hammocks to smart phones, what length your jeans should be, not caring about other people’s kids, how terrible the Ugly Americans albums are, the story of BOOM BOOM BABY, creme brulee vs flan as well as milk vs. dark chocolate. The songs he features this month are: PETER CRISS, TITTYBANGING, MUDHOUSE, ICE CREAM SMILE, CREEPS, ALL OR NOTHING, FINGERS CROSSED and FOURTEEN.

Song Club Ep. 35 - THE MASKED SINGER Feb 04, 2020

Bob talks about ‘the masked singer’, not being able to say the word that he wants to say, the subconscious mind and how it relates to songwriting, how one little decision effected the entirety of his life, the origins of the song game, and other stuff that he can’t remember. The songs included in the song club this month are ANOTHER BAD IDEA, CAPT KIRK, CASHVILLE, IT’S OK, KNOCK ON WOOD, MANSION IN RUINS, THE EXTRA and THE WAY LIFE’S SUPPOSED TO BE.

Song Club Ep. 34 - The Impossible Burger Jan 01, 2020

Bob talks about nose stuff, about how many songs he’s written, the pronunciation of the word ‘marantz’, the ‘skeen writer grill’, the plural of the word DVD, ordering an impossible burger, religion, compares himself to Van Gogh, talks about Alan Watts, ‘the book’, discusses free will and how he’s not sure if that exists or not, mark maron, he gets all philosophical, and some other stuff. The songs this month include, GIRL GOT THAT HIPPIE VIBE, FU FU MANCHU, THE FIGURE FIVE, GOD KNOWS, EYEBALLS, DIGGING FOR ICICLES, I THINK SHE LIKE ME, SERIOUSLY I’M SCARED.

Song Club Ep. 33 - The Handmaid's Tale Dec 03, 2019

In this episode, Bob talks about his problem with Christmas music, being a hollowed out shell of a man, terms that his dad has made up, shitting on people because you know stuff, more than two people being in a room and you are one of the people in the room, how having kids won’t let you believe you’re still living in the 90’s, spending time with your family, how not bullshitting people is not cool with most people, dream description time limits, the sugar industry, the Scabs, Clifford Antone, and other stuff. It’s also the holiday season, so Bob’s included not 8 but 12 songs this month including: THE CALIFORNIAN, CHARLIE BROWN’S 50TH CHRISTMAS, DARK CLOUDS ABOVE, HANDS OF A FOOL, HEB, HUGGLEY, I LOVE THIS LIFE, I’M A MAN, IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD, LORD OF THE FLIES, THE MEANING and SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE.

Song Club Ep. 32 - The Whopper Nov 05, 2019

SONG CLUB #32 -Bob talks about the Kiss army, working at a Star and Stripes bookstore when he was a teenagers, masterbation, retells the saltine story, why you should buy Bob's poetry books, Bruce Springsteen, the MF Whopper, The POTUS, 80’s new wave as well as featuring these demos: Valley of Ghosts, The Chinese Minister, Big Baby, The World Is Waiting, Flowerparts, The Fools, My Belief and What It Takes

Song Club Ep. 31- THE GUITAR CENTER Oct 01, 2019

Bob talks about why songs aren't truthful, what's really going on down at Guitar Center, dating a witch back in the 90's, what really makes you happy and all kinds of other stuff. The songs on this months podcast are TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU, THE DARK KNIGHT, WASTING TIME, MAKING THE PAIN LAST, TRASH, I'M GOOD NOW, GUITAR CENTER and EXISTENTIAL BLUES.

Song Club #30 'THANOS' CHIN' Sep 01, 2019

Bob talks about Podcast grades, 90’s fashion, thanos’ chin, rabies, joey waldon, poop & the creative process, bruce Springsteen, paul McCartney accent, the ‘oh yeah’ podcast, answers emails, homosexuality, basic math only please, the dragon is coming motherfucker, billionaires, how honeypot became a single, two-fer August, everything is everything and introduces these new songs this month: Joey’s song, mr poops, boys you like, jimmy the trucker, the dragon, honeypot, lost in love and The band plays on.

‘It’s a song, not a manifesto!’ Aug 06, 2019

This month Bob talks about ‘mouth sounds’, ‘The Silver Stubble Surfer’, ‘Video game talk’, ‘German vs Italian porn’, ‘The Flaming heart of Jesus and the fiery depths of hell’, and ‘The Dallas cowboys vs Green Bay packers’. This month’s songs are BAD MAMA, BRIDGE BUILDERS, DADDY’S SONG, IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD WITH A SLEEPING TIGER, ONE THING, TIME TO GO, WE’RE ALL OK, WILD FEELING and WILD FEELING (REDUX). please to enjoy

Bob Schneider's Song Club Ep. 28-HOT OUT OF THE SONG OVEN? Jul 02, 2019

Bob talks about being the dominant species on the planet, ‘better butter’, the song oven, avoiding vacations, reads your emails and takes some of your requests. The songs featured on this month’s podcast are: ’We’re On The Road And Moving’, ‘White Lights In The Front’, ‘5 Supermen’, ‘Big Sunshine’, ‘Six Million Dollar Man’, ‘Like You Just Don’t Care’, ‘Everyone I Love Is Broken’, ‘Like You Just Don’t Care’, ‘Alien’ and ‘She Came In Through The Bathroom Window’

Bob Schneider's Song Club Episode 27- Poltergeist 2019 Jun 04, 2019

Bob talks about podcast standards, His first car...a mail truck, His adult Spongebob Squarepants figurines, The podcast not coming out on time last month, Trip Hop, His persistant cough, Not being able to write a good song and thinking he's going to die, and answers your questions and reads your emails. The songs this month include: Thor, Still Got A Ways To Go, High In The Sky, History 101, Moon Song, Peaches, Mr Smorgasbord and Lies.

Bob Schneider's Song Club Ep. 26-WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE May 24, 2019

Bob talks about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Awards, being uncomfortable in your skin, DEATH and comedy podcasts. Songs this month include: Booty Juice, U Got It, Blue and Blue and Blue, Paper Plane (reggae), Tumbleweed (folk version), Who Yeah (original) , Who Yeah (blues), I Get It, Zombie Superman

Episode 25 - Fuck all you motherfuckers? Apr 02, 2019

In the new podcast Bob talks about where the phrase 'FAYM' came from and tries to keep the podcast on track, answers your patreon posts and this month's song club selections: Back From Outer Space, Best Song Ever Written, Now or Later, Over The World, Pretending To Be, Strangeland, Take It In, Velvet Hour.

Episode 24 Mar 06, 2019

In this podcast bob talks about how he came to be a songwriter and recounts his early days living with his musician/opera singer father as well as talking about the the 8 brand new songs he is posting on Patreon this month: Paper Plane, Once You Feel Nothing, Some Days Are Better Than Others, The Sun's Coming, Everything's Going To Hell (a co-write with John Cusimano), Gong! It's Taco Time, Tryer and his cover of King Kong by Daniel Johnston

Episode 23 Feb 05, 2019

Bob answers any questions that piled up during the previous few months as well as fulfills all your past requests, so there are 17 tracks instead of the usual 8. The songs are: Supermarket Superman, Queen UK, Mix It Up, Magic Wand, Swimming In The Sea, Unpromised Land, Ghosts, Bullet And The Gun, The Good Life, Million And One Reasons, Han Solo and Running From The Rain.

Episode 22 Jan 21, 2019

Bob Talks about how there are more podcasts than drops of water in the sea, #padcasts, 'Trying to write like Mac Miller' and 'Having the Magic Touch'. The songs featured on this episode are: Face The Sun, Corn Monster, Playing with Lead, Everything Means Nothing To Me Now, Head In The Clouds, The New Year, The Window. You'll Love it.

EPISODE 21 Dec 10, 2018

This month Bob talks about the similarities between the podcast and bacon, how wonderful his home life isn't, why he loves everyone with the exception of #haters, answers your questions from the Patreon community posts, and having sex with robots. He also talks about these songs: WHY AM I CURSED WITH LOVING YOU, CHRISTMAS IS JESUS, TURN THIS PLANE AROUND, CONDITION OF LOVE, GETTING BETTER (LIVING WITHOUT MARIE), WINDMILLIN, MAKING IT UP, RIVER and ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY METHADONE.

Episode 20 Nov 12, 2018

Bob talks about trying to be funny all the time vs. not worrying about being funny; the news; being a government building on the outside and an emotional whirlwind on the inside. The songs he discusses this month are: THE BOAT SONG, BOOMERANG, DORIS, CHEESE, HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS, LITTLE BIRD, SPOOKY HOUSES and TAYLOR SWIFT.

Episode 19 Oct 08, 2018

Songs introduced in Episode 19 include: "All Out of Love," "At Night Sometimes," "Buongiorno Baby I Love You," "C’mon Baby" (alternative version), "C’mon Baby" (fast remix), "C’mon Baby" (porno version), "Country Club," "I Love Love," "Letting Go," and "More." Sign up for new music from Bob every month at patreon.com/bobschneider

Episode 18 Sep 11, 2018

Bob presents a special 'on the road in Little Rock, AR' edition and answers all of your questions from the Patreon Community posts, as well as talks about Drake's hair and how to make the songs you write better, and introduces you to these new songs, 'Lemonade Stands,' 'Babies,' 'Wondergirl,' and the original demos of 'Thanks For The Good Times,' 'The Flavors Too Strong,' 'People I've Met,' 'Katie,' 'Love Is Everywhere,' and includes a redux of 'Tumbleweed' in the patented reggae format because he doesn't like reggae...he LOVES it!

Episode 17 Aug 09, 2018

In this month's podcast, Bob talks about his brain slowly deteriorating, not cussing all the time, how shitty the record business is, not wanting to have anything to do with Jay Z's penis, and other such nonsense. Songs featured in this week's podcast are: A Hairy Heart, Beep Beep Boom, City Cop, Don't GIve Up That Sweet Booty, Drugs And Kisses, Everything Changed, Having Feelings, Rockford Files.

Episode 16 Jul 17, 2018

In this special 'On the road' episode, Bob broadcasts from lovely Novato, California and talks about being a mountain climber, the Space Force, the Bob Dylan Harmonica trick, the song writing process and his latest album, Blood & Bones. The songs featured on this episode are: Lord of the Flies, I'm A Man, As Happy As We Can Be, Bombs On Me, According To The Scientists, Down The Dark Stairs, Gumanema and the original demo of Make Drugs Get Money.

Episode 15 Jun 14, 2018

Songs introduced in Episode 15 include: A Good Thing, A Simple Solution, Blood and Bones, Go It Alone, Like A Beginner, Tell Me When, The Beer, The Storm, and The Things She Does For Strangers

Episode 14 May 16, 2018

Bob talks about how much electrical current is flowing in his brain, recording with Patty Griffin and Billy Harvey, feeling hopeless at the airport, why you shouldn't talk about poop in a song, and of course, BEANS! The songs featured on this podcast are, HELPLESSNESS, PENCIL ME IN, CHANGING YOUR MIND, LET EM COME, CLOSE ENOUGH, and once again another album track from his upcoming album, 'Blood And Bones', GOODWILL

Episode 13 Apr 13, 2018

Bob talks about playing table tennis as a teenager, his drinking days, listening to a monk give a talk, and goes on and on about whatever else comes into his head. This month's songs include: CRAZY TRAIN, HAPPY PEOPLE, FOOTBITE, KING OF THE WORLD, THAT'S RIGHT, BOOMBOX, THE LONG ROAD, as well as the original demo for LOST, and the studio version from the upcoming album, Blood and Bones.

Episode 12: SXSW 2018 Edition Mar 19, 2018

Songs featured in this episode are 'gold dust', 'dr cold', 'i love this life', 'you want it i got it', as well as a couple of Patreon supporter requests like, 'maude' and 'call me baby' and another studio track and demo from the upcoming Blood and Bones album, coming out soon, making this the 6th track released to song club members so far from the new album. Bob talks about his songwriting process in-depth and how the "phrase of the week" doesn't necessarily dictate what song he's going to write.

Episode 11 Feb 19, 2018

In this month's podcast, Bob showcases his latest batch of songs, including 'Small Dreams,' 'Hands of a Fool,' and some brand new middle school cheers. He talks about the creative process and rambles on about the Bachelor, his new favorite obsession

Episode 10: Weird and Unplayable Jan 20, 2018

On this podcast Bob talks about some of the weirdest songs that he's written and recorded over the years, including, 'LED', 'BOOYAH', 'SNOW MAPS', 'MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH MY HEAD' and 'COLD GERMAN' among others. He also talks about and includes the original demo for ‘bicycle vs. car’.

Episode 9 Dec 18, 2017

Songs introduced in Episode 8 include: The World Turns Blue, Hands On My Arms, Christmas Kisses, When I Fall, Let Us Entertain You, Sky High, Flinty, and Tell Me That you Love Me - demo + album track from upcoming release, Blood and Bones

Episode 8 Nov 19, 2017

Songs introduced in Episode 8 include: Starbeams, Girls vs. Monsters, Pretty Princess She's A Tiger Too, Murderer, He Right, Kid Evil, The Last Word The Dragon Said was Fire, Hours and Days - demo + album track from upcoming release, Blood and Bones

Episode 7 Oct 14, 2017

Songs introduced in Episode 7 include: Crash Lander, All the Ladies Love You in New York, All the Ladies Love You, Your Butt's Too Loud, Easy (album track), 40 Dogs, Kentucky, Supershit, Space Sword, Pants (feat. The L), The Hulk (feat. The L), Please Ask For Help (feat. The L), The Hulk (feat. The L)

Episode 6 Sep 15, 2017

Songs introduced in Episode 6 include: Another Dollar Another Day, The 45, Crusher, The Blur, Lake Michigan, Butterfingers, Long Way from Home, Busrider. Sign up for new music from Bob every month at patreon.com/bobschneider

Episode 5 Aug 21, 2017

Songs introduced in this episode include: When the Party's Over, U R So Beautiful, A Sweet Sound, Monkey Girl, Stars Fall Down, Eugene, Big Grinner, and Dancing at the End of the World.

Episode 4 Jul 12, 2017

Songs introduced in Episode 4 include: Across the Street from Brokenhearted, All Things Shine, Calculator, Life is Too Hard, Making Me Crazy, Montgomery, Night Way, and Nightingales

Episode 3 Jun 20, 2017

Songs introduced in Episode 3 include: California Conmen, Easy, The Good Fight, Snow men, The Wind, The World Without You, What You Want From Me, and Your Dying Day.

Episode 2 May 15, 2017

Songs introduced in this episode include: Bluebird of Happiness, I Don't Smoke Weed, I Hope They Miss Me When I'm Gone, Keys to My Heart, Sugarking, Texaco, The Squeeze, and Trouble Down the Line

Episode 1 Apr 15, 2017

Songs introduced in this episode include: Bad Stuff, Blew Me Away, Easier With You, Goodwill, Somewhere Far Away, Unsayable, We Love The Most, When The Sky Is Blue

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